if you met shantae and she gave you one wish, what would you wish for?

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish to have sex with her 9 year old version

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Aww yeah

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish for WayBackward to be wiped from this gay earth.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For the world to be a better place

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >quick incels come up with le funniest response you can or pron!!

      Make a good fricking thread for once

      Only decent response to this autism I've ever seen

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        im trans btw 🙂

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I can see why you made the thread then

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        frick off of Ganker you moronic Black person ape.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        here is your updoot, Black persontroony

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      just like I would wish for the extermination of israelites too.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Quit being anti-semitic.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        still tony

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you
      >world becomes better place
      You didn't think it through.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Already been posted:

      I would wish to have sex with her 9 year old version

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        Im bringing back All Day Breakfast but this time im forcing ALL fast food locations by law to mandate it. The weak chains will perish and the strong will survive.

        Sauce

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >world becomes better
      >now everyone can have a Shantae gf
      Thx anon

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish for three more wishes

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    her hand in marriage

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For her to grow a virile futa penis.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    marriage

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shantae's only half genie and not capable of granting wishes

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to be a genie to grant someones wish

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That means she's only capable of granting half-wishes.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >just the tip

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to marry Shantae

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would want her to give my waifu a season 2 with a happy ending for her

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's literally an inhuman monster who deserved to die.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ryuko was also a life fiber hybrid you dumbass, plus Nui lived a life strictly under Ragyo and was highly obsessed with “mother’s approval” combined with her childish nature on the job, it reeks of neglect and desperation. Everything is Ragyo’s fault

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nui is the cutest

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A modern rebuild E-Type

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite wishes, her as my bride, spaghetti

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    make her grow a big stinky futa wiener

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For all coomer threads on Ganker to be instantly deleted and their OPs permanently IP banned

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you waste a wish on a type of ban that could be easily circumnavigated

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a coomer thread.

      It is about the Shante series 🙂

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How hairy is Shantae's pussy?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      asking the right questions

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'd wish for my penis to be 30% larger

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Granted, but the rest of the universe is also simultaneously made 30% larger or more. So no one notices.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >grows 30% in width, but only on a single side to make a wide oval dick

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A 1/4 genie daughter.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      infinite wishes, infinite sloppy pregnant sex

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my mom never had cancer

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The ability to grant other peoples wishes through magical means with no numerical limit or monkeys paw effect. That way I can make not only myself happy but everyone I care about.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would want to have sex with her

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    unlimited free use of her body as i wish whenever I wish.

    and her hat.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The ability to shape-shift into anything I want while keeping my human intelligence. That gives me a multitude of other powers.

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To learn Japanese

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish for her to be my willing sexpet.

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad wishes aren't real because outside of nigh omnipotent wishes like infinite wishes or the ability to be God or imagine anything into existence, or whatever else wish like that (that probably wouldn't get granted anyway), it's just way too much pressure to have to choose ONE perfect wish that won't leave you regretful for the rest of your life.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      As much as people would deride the chioce. I think a Love/Sex wish is your best bet at not having any regrets over it.
      You can manifest your ideal partner or a character out of vidya/fiction that loves you unconditionally and get permanent companionship and sex.
      It's a wish that can't really backfire unless you somehow get bored of fricking your dream girl. Then you can just enjoy the rest of your life while having this one facet of it be great forever.

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    a hug

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The same wish i always had since i was 12. To get a shapeshift-watch.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sole ownership of the Pokémon IP.

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah yeah I get it, sexo etc etc but I tried playing these games and they felt clunky as shit. Is the cute girl the only appeal?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >and they felt clunky as shit.
      Are you a geriatric?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I have autism, is that it?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The first game has tons of SOVL from being one of the last GBC games, having amazing art for the system, and tons of unique ideas (dancing being a rhythm game, you can walk around the entire planet by heading in 1 direction, over-the-shoulder camera for towns).

      Every other game removed the actually unique elements and the underlying game is not that strong, so they just feel bland.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      All the wayforward games are style with little to no subtance.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You either enjoy jumping around and hair-whipping shit super fast or you don't, I suppose. Or maybe I just give it more credit because I always thought it would be neat to have a game that's structured kind of like Metroid, but built as a standard stage progression game. I put it into the same category as Demon's Crest, and really, there aren't many games that follow this precise niche.

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Increase WF's budget. While simultaneously decreasing everyone else's budgets.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Giga Mermaid's hand in marriage

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would mating press her first.

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish for beast people to be real, but the last time I wished for that I only got talking animals...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Trans
      OP I have some bad news

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        She's an alien from the planet Cybertron?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Be honest, you'd still bang her even if she was a robot in disguise

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Only if she had a plane alt mode.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            especially if she was more than meets the eye

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Why aren't robots real?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                toasterfrickers kept stealing them from area 51

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    is it a monkeys paw sort of thing or do we get to discuss the logistics of the wish

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be Tali'Zorah's insole

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish for her to disappear

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A good game in the Shantae franchise

  39. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Turn me into THAT jar.

  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    end woman's suffrage.

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    nuclear holocaust

  42. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Triple world hunger.

  43. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    TKD, duh.
    World would become an acceptable paradise in a few years after that.

  44. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Genie Meira!

  45. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For her to grow fifty feet tall

  46. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ALMIGHTY SHANTAE, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME YOUR NUGGET BABY SO I CAN FIT INSIDE YOUR SPHINCTER WHERE NO ONE CAN REMOVE ME AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM YOUR SHIT!!
    >MY WISH IS GRANTED! TOO COOL SHANTAE! HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM!
    >FART ON ME SHANTAE, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
    >IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF SHANTAE'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST COOMER EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

  47. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'd wish for wealth and prosperity for me and mine from now until the end of time.

  48. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    risky as my wife

  49. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish to marry her
    and if that's not an option I'd wish for 24 hours of sloppy anal sex that I can videotape

  50. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for several clones of shantae who lust after me.

  51. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the ability to force risky in and out of bondage magically whenever i want and in any way i want

  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish to eat her ass. Not someone post the pic.

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >if you met shantae and she gave you one wish, what would you wish for?
    The power to control time, OP.

  54. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rottytops wife

  55. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He still won. The others' dopamine will eventually wear off. He got a oneitis gf/wife.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the point of the comic is that he already had the ability to find love without a magic wish

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      People divorce every day for that exact reason.
      >dopamine wears off
      >the other one still loves you but you can't bear with them anymore

  56. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    unlimited sex

  57. 5 days ago
    Boco

    Hmm. Damn.

    Probably perfect health.

  58. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish for all you morons to stop pretending to like these shit games just because you're a sad porn addict

    • 5 days ago
      Boco

      But they're not shit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played any of them?

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    DEATH TO AMERICA
    if I had a 2nd wish it would be lick her hairless slit
    and if I had a 3rd wish it would be to suck her pink nipples

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wish for America to live for at least 1000 more years to specifically frick with this anon oh yeah and also sex with shantae.

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Her power isn't granting wishes, she's trying to deceive me.
    I kill her by sex.

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Depends entirely on her limits. She's only a half-genie, so I'm assuming that she can't grant something like.
    >Make me into a magic user comparable to "insert fictional character here"
    or
    >Make me immortal
    So I would probably at the very least go with something like.
    >Make it so I can have a lucid dream every time I sleep

    • 5 days ago
      Boco

      She was able to restore Scuttle Town to normal after it was completely gutted by Ammo Baron, so...who knows what her limits are.

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Unlimited wishes.
    Also sex.

  63. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For her to immediately gain 100lbs.

  64. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my cousin and I could openly act like a couple instead of sneaking around stealing little moments together.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Your wish is granted. Marrying your cousin is now legal.

  65. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >space fighter breaks down
    >likely didn't ask for the knowledge of how to fix it, if it's even possible with current tech

    >money gets immediately confiscated by the IRS, man sent to prison for counterfeiting money

    >Superman gets blackmailed by the Us government to kill people in the middle east

    The guy with the true love won.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick is anyone going to blackmail you when you can just lazer them to death

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You've gotta sleep sometime.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I mean

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Superman doesn't need to sleep, if you wished to either be Superman or inherit all his powers you'd have no need to sleep either

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Go sleep on the moon. What the man gonna do, send astronauts to the moon?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >you can't rest while enemies are nearby

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=gLPImLtAkC92Y1yN&t=77

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          im pretty sure that if you sneak into supermans house and shoot him right on the head, the bullet would just bounce off

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          This is both why Superman has a secret identity so he may sleep in peace, and has his Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic if he gets tired of people.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >do what we say or will destroy all of your possessions and kill everyone you love
        >also if you try to fight back that'll give us an excuse to hunt you down with the help of all of our allies
        There's no winning. Either you live the rest of eternity being the #1 enemy of mankind or be used to fight wars.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, depending on canon Superman can sneeze the solar system into dust. That is not someone any nation is capable of antagonizing.

    • 5 days ago
      Moose

      >money gets immediately confiscated by the IRS, man sent to prison for counterfeiting money
      I don't get why people who wish for money would leave it without specificities.
      >I wish for an infinite amount of money that materializes in any currency I choose at the time that can't be traced and isn't questioned by anyone.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it would be easier to wish to be exempt from paying for anything. That way it's like having money but you don't need to deal with the drawbacks of money, you just get whatever you want.

        • 5 days ago
          Moose

          Problem is that might just apply to you specifically whereas being able to materialize money out of thin air that no one questions means you can give it to other people. I guess if you made it so you cover everyone's bills all the time the exemption could apply to you but it seems like more hassle than just going "I want $1000 Euros in my hand" and it appearing for you to use without anyone asking how you got it.

          • 5 days ago
            Moose

            I meant 1000€. My brain was thinking both USD and Euro, whoops.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >other people
            Really not something I was thinking of. I was thinking about how nice it would be to just walk into a store and take what you want with no questions asked or just take a house that's for sale as yours now.

            • 5 days ago
              Moose

              Being able to summon unquestionable cash would be the best of both worlds because it means at any point you can just summon a bunch of money and go "Hey, here's a gift" to people you love, or just send them a bunch of money anonymously, or randomly fund projects or charities without people asking about it, and no one will ever audit this kind of stuff because it's not questioned. Would be pretty interesting to see how the financial system deals with billions added to their economy. Would it just function as if it was always there and some church gaining $100,000 for a homeless charity would be waved off as always having been in their coffers regardless of how suspicious it looks? Like a "world keeps on turning" scenario.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        "I wish that my dad had invested money in Apple when its stock was $0.10"

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds like fricking with time to me
          could have a horrible butterfly effect

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      These are more of a monkey paw wishes. If the well was honest your starfighter could repair itself, the money wouldn't be counterfeit and nobody fricks with Superman.

  66. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for a mountain full of handkerchiefs.

  67. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I said that "I would want to have sex with her" not "I wish to have sex with her". Still plapped and have 3 wishes left.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >"I wish to have sex with her"
      Oops! You thought you were slick, but you fricked up. Your wish has now been used.
      You uttered the words, you can't take them back.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Round two here we go

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          bump

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          where's that picture from

  68. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple really. I would kill live service games permanently. Buy to play only with backup offline modes like pso on the dreamcast.

  69. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wish for sauce please

  70. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  71. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish the ability to know, at any moment, the exact sequence of actions necessary to reach a determined outcome.
    Then I would use it to plap her ass.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >know what to do
      >incapable of doing it

  72. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To be freed from the mundane.

  73. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To live a long and happy life with her.

  74. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for the ability to enter any fictional world and assume a pivotal role

  75. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women can reach and surpass their height when inflating.

  76. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to flump my bingle with extra moisture

  77. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    that tomorrow morning I'll wake up 21 years back in time as ten year old me.
    All I want is a do over.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      buy a shitload of bitcoin for me anon

  78. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  79. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    a 20% discount at my favorite wings shop

  80. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im bringing back All Day Breakfast but this time im forcing ALL fast food locations by law to mandate it. The weak chains will perish and the strong will survive.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The weak chains will perish and the strong will survive.
      Pretty sure every burger flipper would love you if all they had to do was make pancakes and put it on paper instead of a plate and put ice in freshly brewed coffee and that's all they'll do.
      I just want all day pancakes too
      also sauce

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Mcdonalds specifically got rid of all day breakfast because they literally couldnt cater to both lunch rush hour and 1 guy who wanted an egg mcmuffin at the same time. So basically they would have to increase their work space or change operating costs or something.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >can handle meals with eggs for a few hours
          >can no longer handle any request with egg or bread come 12 noon
          Most profitable and most powerful fast food chain in the world btw

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why can everyone else do it? What is the clown hiding?!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        [...]
        Sauce

        That Black person hasn't responded yet so I went digging. It's Animeflux that the crop is from. https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts/elR09PK74Mg

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce? saucenao has let me down and there has to be well over 1k Futaba images by this point.

  81. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for the total death of the pajeets

  82. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    My eternal wiener sleeve.

  83. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  84. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for Shantae to be my loving wife.

  85. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had boomers in SUVs screaming obsenities at me because i spent 10 seconds looking at the erotic shantae pictures posted ITT while sitting on a green light

    thanks Ganker, im gonna go jack it to shantae once im home (currently writing this in my car while waiting a red light)

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick did they see you doing it

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The karen driving probably got out of her SUV while the light was still red, marched up to anon's window, and got ready to be indignant just in case.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        the boomers were his mom in the passenger seat and his dad in the back

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        i hate people like you not because you look at shantae shit but because you sit at the green light
        one day buddy

  86. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i would wish for a real sequel to pirates curse

  87. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    mai husbando

  88. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    to destroy Ganker forever

  89. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish orange juice cost a dollar less per gallon

  90. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Look
    If you had
    One shot
    One opportunity
    to size everything you ever dreamed of
    Would you do it
    or just let it slip

  91. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Make it so one can never post about a game without having played it for at least 1 hour.

  92. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    original fender 51 p bass, por favor, brownie

  93. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish I was her.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wish for you to be my sex slave.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Phenomenal cosmic power that allows me to do anything I could ever dream of, I just have to bounce on some fat guy's dick on occasion? Easy.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Oh there's more than that anon
          https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1T7WSyNjs9hAGxDoXJqLcOKPxoZCK2iGfb2MT1wFrZIo
          It would be the whole degen list.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Well over half of that I could snap into existence and I'm not getting anywhere near your feet.

  94. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A dream-game-making machine

  95. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were happy

  96. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    frick all those onionsboy wishes, give me the loving waifu, she cute.

  97. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite supply of adult diapers (the good kind not the shitty medical ones)

  98. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish to be reborn after I die in this lifetime, a do-over if you will, or new game plus. But, along with having all the knowledge of my previous life I would also have the gift/power of omnicompetence.

  99. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To fix gender and racial tension

  100. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  101. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Everyone lives happily ever after.
    Fin.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do the same thing honestly.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good end
      The only thing I'd change is for a kemonomimi wife

  102. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sex
    Marriage
    Children

  103. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    10 minutes in the goat tower

  104. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    wish to be a sorcerer so I can cause problems on purpose

  105. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish that whatever I wrote down, from this moment until I write down something to nullify this power, were true. Like some sort of TES chim shit. Then I'd write down that genies had to give me unlimited wishes and that Shantae would be my personal genie to fulfil said obligation and that she was unable to deny my will and wishes. So in other words checkmate.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not a bad train of thought. I would limit it to writing on specific paper with pen or something though, and it only goes into effect when I add a period.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I was just going to give myself what I wrote and maybe one or two very simple concept things then write that I no longer possess the ability to do that until something overrides it. Then I was just going to use my genie wishes and whatnot. Just to be safe ya know.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          ye

  106. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for large fries with bbq dip

  107. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would ask her to turn me into an all powerful genie so we can have infinite genie sex and have 75% genie babies who can grant me more wishes.

  108. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Let Inticreates develop the gameplay part of your games and bring Virt back.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Virt's hands ate shit permanently from overwork.

  109. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Another Pirate's Curse style game

  110. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    FTL travels

  111. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    massage. she half ginny , so this is best that she can do

  112. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Health

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      A blowjob and health for that guy

  113. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    for someone to love me but if that's out of the question then a frick ton of money.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      why would you post such bad art

  114. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shantae, you will appear next to me every single night at 9pm no matter from where you are to give me the sloppiest sex you could possibly imagine and aftercare until I fall asleep.

  115. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I ask but a simple inquiry, fellow anons on 4chin, brother and susters of Ganker.
    Did you have as much stamina as you thought during your first sexual intercourse?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, the first time was shit, for both of us

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >implying most people here have had sex.

  116. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For her to have a good husband.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I will be the best.

  117. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    TND

  118. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A copy of her that loves me, can grant me infinite wishes, and shared all my kinks

  119. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To worship her sexy, tan genie feet.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I’d wish for her to shrink me first

  120. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she too old?

  121. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Probability manipulation which is literally just infinite wishes.

    >I have decided there is a 100% chance you will eat my ass, Shantae

  122. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I want my wife to be real

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      lovely

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      you wife will be real
      but you can only have sex with her with a condom

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        If we want kids we could just IVF it
        I'd take that deal

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        But she's an android so that's not necessary

  123. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    rottytops breast expansion

  124. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  125. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    this

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being hit by one of those sweat drops

  126. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish to be able to grant wishes to myself
    and if she can't grant me that, i'd wish for her to lose her genie powers

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