If you were a NPC in a video game, what would your line of dialogue be when I pressed A to talk to you?
If you were a NPC in a video game, what would your line of dialogue be when I pressed A to talk to you?
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"Draw your blade, bitch."
and then an unwinnable bossfight would trigger that would delete the player's save file once they lose
that's highly unlikely, kind of like how you're high and unliked
Draw your blade, bitch.
I'm losing my shit imagining this in a game like pokemon
"Trans rights are human rights"
>get out of my house
crackers tongue my anus
I love Reisen!
>If you don't hide your power level you'll find trouble in your path
>I only talk to sailors.
there be morons, my boy.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Palegius the wise?
Did yuo know you can access the devmenu from
dialogue trees? You only need to input the konami
code, rocketjump while wearing devil ring, double j...
[press A to continue]
A
"Hehehe, oops! Did you see that? Don't tell anyone, okay?"
>Technology is amazing!
And my house is covered in AI-generated coomer images.
My life is like a video game.
"If you talk to me again I'll kill you"
talking to me again triggers an instant game over
Ahhh, nothing beats it! A nice hot cup of coffee with fresh milk!
My wife's dialogue would be something like "be mindful, we need to save some for the baby"
"..."
bump
Just got back from your mom's house
>Nice facegen buddy, the nose is wrong.
I'm unable to play JRPGs without a speedhack, am I a schizo?
you will never be a woman
There is a bomb in the lasagna
"Oh no"
"ROLL IN AT NINE, PUNCH OUT AT FIVE, THAT'S THE PLAN!"
Me but 7 and 6.
The customary
>Life sure is quiet and peaceful around here, I love everything about it!
right before the big bad evil dark lord eviscerated the town
A self referential quip about the fact that i am stuck in video game.
>can you answer me a question?
>yes
>no
any choice leads to "thank you"
Man I hate [genre of game I'm in] games!
I would say something useless like "Nice weather we're having" regardless of the actual weather
I would like to be part of a unique quest chain where you must talk to different NPCs that only say one thing and you have to figure it out by talking to all of them to solve a puzzle
My letter would be the first and would be “N”
I like shorts! They are comfy and easy to wear!
"Little does she know I'm poisoning her meals!"
"Trivia: The Beatles song that ends with terday"
>Yes
>NO
Heh
"Pay me for the door repair charge."
It turns out the door to my house was locked, but the game gave you the option to kick it in anyway. It'll have the most expensive potion you find in the game.
It would be an obscure hint for a quest that ended up getting cut. Something like, "Don't stand under the great oak with your sword drawn while it's raining!" in a game that features no weather system.
>Did you know that the ADL was created to protect a murder rapist by attempting to get a black man hanged?
same thing I always say
Position me next to a locked door.
"Bring me back a certain something and I'll make it worth your while"
There'll be nothing to fulfill the requirement. Said locked door would be tied to a room with actually decent loot for that point in the game, to throw off data miners for a minute.
is that DQ5?
Looks like a fan translated SNES DQ5.
お元気ですか?
I swallow sludge to transform myself.
fuck off cunt
"Would you like a hit, my boy?"
>Yes
You get the 'confused' status effect
>No
"Pussy."
"Do you eat your steak American style or British style?" In a fantasy game where neither America nor Britian exist
I would most likely be a drunk at some bar.
>Drinking "milk" restores SP don't get too used to it else you'll end up like me. *hic*
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/_°√°/ <(don't trust me)
Wow you are such a cute girl Will you take my virginity? Wait nevermind your a man
"They're putting chemicals in the water that turns the foglodites gay."
>Be early 2000s NPC
Z0MG 1'M 4 L33T H4XX0R!!!
I would be an NPC that you couldn't even interact with.
no dialogue box, just a .wav of tony soprano going 'OHH'
First time: "Hello traveler!"
Second time: "Hello traveler!"
Third time: "Hello traveler!"
Fourth time: "Hello traveler!"
Fifth time: "Hello traveler!"
Sixth time: "The ultimate weapon can be found by pressing L+R+A+Y+Select in the eastmost corner of floor 2B of the Faerie Castle"
Seventh time and beyond: "Hello traveler!"
The game would autosave once you've seen the hidden text, and would never let you see it again on that file.
Better yet: If they leave and come back, the sixth reply is something like "I've already said it once, not repeating myself again."
"Oh fuck yeah activate me again just like that come on please do it again"
Subsequent talks would be grunts or onomatopoeia suggesting wet squicky noises.