If you were a NPC in a video game, what would your line of dialogue be when I pressed A to talk to you?

If you were a npc in a video game, what would your line of dialogue be when I pressed A to talk to you?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Draw your blade, b***h."
    and then an unwinnable bossfight would trigger that would delete the player's save file once they lose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's highly unlikely, kind of like how you're high and unliked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Draw your blade, b***h.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm losing my shit imagining this in a game like pokemon

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Trans rights are human rights"

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get out of my house

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    crackers tongue my anus

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love Reisen!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >If you don't hide your power level you'll find trouble in your path

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I only talk to sailors.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there be Black folk, my boy.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Palegius the wise?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did yuo know you can access the devmenu from
    dialogue trees? You only need to input the konami
    code, rocketjump while wearing devil ring, double j...
    [press A to continue]

    • 1 year ago
      -Devin

      A

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Hehehe, oops! Did you see that? Don't tell anyone, okay?"

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Technology is amazing!
    And my house is covered in AI-generated coomer images.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My life is like a video game.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "If you talk to me again I'll kill you"
    talking to me again triggers an instant game over

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh, nothing beats it! A nice hot cup of coffee with fresh milk!

    My wife's dialogue would be something like "be mindful, we need to save some for the baby"

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "..."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back from your mom's house

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice facegen buddy, the nose is wrong.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unable to play JRPGs without a speedhack, am I a schizo?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be a woman

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is a bomb in the lasagna

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh no"

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "ROLL IN AT NINE, PUNCH OUT AT FIVE, THAT'S THE PLAN!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me but 7 and 6.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The customary
    >Life sure is quiet and peaceful around here, I love everything about it!
    right before the big bad evil dark lord eviscerated the town

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A self referential quip about the fact that i am stuck in video game.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can you answer me a question?
    >yes
    >no
    any choice leads to "thank you"

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man I hate [genre of game I'm in] games!

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would say something useless like "Nice weather we're having" regardless of the actual weather

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to be part of a unique quest chain where you must talk to different NPCs that only say one thing and you have to figure it out by talking to all of them to solve a puzzle

    My letter would be the first and would be “N”

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like shorts! They are comfy and easy to wear!

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Little does she know I'm poisoning her meals!"

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Trivia: The Beatles song that ends with terday"
    >Yes
    >NO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Pay me for the door repair charge."

    It turns out the door to my house was locked, but the game gave you the option to kick it in anyway. It'll have the most expensive potion you find in the game.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would be an obscure hint for a quest that ended up getting cut. Something like, "Don't stand under the great oak with your sword drawn while it's raining!" in a game that features no weather system.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you know that the ADL was created to protect a murder rapist by attempting to get a black man hanged?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same thing I always say

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Position me next to a locked door.
    "Bring me back a certain something and I'll make it worth your while"

    There'll be nothing to fulfill the requirement. Said locked door would be tied to a room with actually decent loot for that point in the game, to throw off data miners for a minute.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that DQ5?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a fan translated SNES DQ5.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    お元気ですか?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I swallow sludge to transform myself.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick off c**t

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Would you like a hit, my boy?"

    >Yes
    You get the 'confused' status effect
    >No
    "Pussy."

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Do you eat your steak American style or British style?" In a fantasy game where neither America nor Britian exist

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would most likely be a drunk at some bar.
    >Drinking "milk" restores SP don't get too used to it else you'll end up like me. *hic*

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /_°√°/ <(don't trust me)

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow you are such a cute girl Will you take my virginity? Wait nevermind your a man

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "They're putting chemicals in the water that turns the foglodites gay."

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Be early 2000s NPC
    Z0MG 1'M 4 L33T H4XX0R!!!

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would be an NPC that you couldn't even interact with.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no dialogue box, just a .wav of tony soprano going 'OHH'

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First time: "Hello traveler!"
    Second time: "Hello traveler!"
    Third time: "Hello traveler!"
    Fourth time: "Hello traveler!"
    Fifth time: "Hello traveler!"
    Sixth time: "The ultimate weapon can be found by pressing L+R+A+Y+Select in the eastmost corner of floor 2B of the Faerie Castle"
    Seventh time and beyond: "Hello traveler!"

    The game would autosave once you've seen the hidden text, and would never let you see it again on that file.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet: If they leave and come back, the sixth reply is something like "I've already said it once, not repeating myself again."

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh frick yeah activate me again just like that come on please do it again"
    Subsequent talks would be grunts or onomatopoeia suggesting wet squicky noises.

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