If your memories were sent back in time to a Japanese 5 year old on Satoshi Tajiri's birthday

would you be able to beat him to the punch on the creation of Pokémon? Would you be willing to?

personally I would try to save time by replacing the overworld with a menu. And turning Pokémon into a RPG you play at the arcade by bringing over your floppy disk

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill myself for being Japanese, respawn as an American, and invent Pokémon over here and make Marley the protagonist. I’d also steal the Eldrazi from MTG before they existed to be like the big bad for Pokémon and everyone will line up to consume my goyslop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you want to be japanese? If you're racist there is a lot more races to be racist against in America. If you want to have guns and freedom you can just immigrate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By the time I’m 23, magic the gathering isn’t even a thing yet! I’ll just steal their lore and make Marley the protagonist and just mash MTG and Pokémon together

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why'd you make that ugly troony an protagonist? That would kill any potential that could be there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because then Marley would get the recognition she deserves. I would also have connexions with the israelites and the church of Scientology to explain why Pokémon is good for religious families.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That way, Pokémon will be funded by two major groups.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah spoken like a true amerigay

      we're the bane of the world right now and ruin all the good media coming out of japan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burger taking credit for things he didn't create
      epic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rip japanese husbando uuuuuooooohhh ToT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >respawn
      touch grass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's explain the Japanese suicide rate.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just groom him and become the Shadow Ruler of Pokemon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you get money to publish the game?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. I'd make Ogerpon the MC of the anime and have it where she somehow gets by without anyone knowing she's a Pokemon while she raises her own team and taking on gyms.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, don't you understand how time works? In this scenario you are the kid that helped him do it. You're Masuda.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie I made the scenario. If you're aware of the future you can change it dumbass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't understand time

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >personally i would miss the fricking point
    brilliant, OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How am I missing the point? Do you think the entire point is being on the Gameboy? The point of Pokémon is having a single player RPG with multiple interactions. Encouraging players to trade rare items and Pokémon with each other. You think I wouldn't set up a multi-player cabinet for battling and trading? You think arcade cabinets wouldn't allow me to create more versions of the same game than Gamefreak did on the Gameboy? You think having very low encounter and drop rates for Pokémon and items wouldn't fit right at home in an arcade?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole reason pokemon got greenlit by nintendo was to sell more link cables, arcade machines wouldn't do that. That would also limit how many people could play the game and how much because people are never gonna have as much time to go to the arcade and a popular machine is gonna be a lot harder to get a turn with than just pulling out a gameboy on break or on the train for a few minutes even when you're too busy to dedicate an hour or two to playing games.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would try to buddy up with him in the earlier days of him designing stuff and help him with that by just using the end-result product I know of to give ideas and create towns. Then I would cash in on money and every like 5 years or so I would say something controversial about some random pokemon or character so morons on the internet can argue about it cause I'm a "part-creator"

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the childishness of Pokemon
    I'm currently developing my own fictional world of such creatures, and the kiddy shit and simplisticness in Pokemon has been a major source of negative inspiration

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon will be big and you control them from their stomach.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would attempt to tard wrangle him. There's some things about his vision of the series I just don't like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon replacing animals, shrinking, and generally just being too saccharine. Now that I think about it I'd be working with Shudo instead while completely beating Taijiri.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you got it all wrong then

          nigh the entirety of the female fanbase wants a pet sim

          >female
          all 3 of them?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokémon is the biggest franchise in the world and women like liking things other people like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      virtually all of this is theoretically correct

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want beast taming not pet sim.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nigh the entirety of the female fanbase wants a pet sim

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbh I wouldn't be against a person side game where you take care of pokemon you caught and transferred from the main game.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him and then kill myself. Cut this meme out by the roots

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