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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hairy

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you romance a white woman in a game with aliens and black men?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      basado
      dont forget the varren

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cerberus used goods.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yvonne Strahovski is a miracle of the universe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jacob's used good
      >looks like a post op troony from the neck up
      >A*stralian
      >infertile
      lol
      lmao

      She is very pretty, how the frick did Bioware mess up Miranda this bad?

      is that from a mod, or is it cannon? I never played ME2 or 3

      Canon. From the Shadow Broker thing with Liara.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have never romanced a human character in any of my playthroughs of the Mass Effect series

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tali is a coomer human fetishist and it is canon that Tali will always have a crush on Shepard no matter who he chooses to romance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is that from a mod, or is it cannon? I never played ME2 or 3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *canon I mean. Obviously it's not a big gun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's canon. From the Shadow Broker DLC

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow Broker ME2 DLC terminal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dungeon of the Dark Merchant
        mass Effect 2 dlc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >commander shepard log:
      >Searched "big space robots"
      >Searched "reapers"
      >Searched "reapers big space robots"
      >Searched "how to explain that the big space robots we all clearly saw attack the citadel are real"
      >Searched "council email addresses"
      >Searched "stores on citadel"
      >Searched "stores on citadel -shepard"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Searched "anti batarian build"
        >Searched "best class against batarians"
        >Searched "which weapon is the best against batarians"
        >Searched "thermal clips buy"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://vocaroo.com/1f4Ch4LsRqzV

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Searched "anti batarian build"
        >Searched "best class against batarians"
        >Searched "which weapon is the best against batarians"
        >Searched "thermal clips buy"

        >"EDI, please check my email for my equipment custom orders, anything arrived yet?"
        >"Commander, I advise you to stop contemplating and talking about your Batarian killing optimizations while you're in the Presidium or otherwise in public places of similar import."
        >"What about suboptimal Batarian killing?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gets horny and installs nerve stim
      >immediately uninstalls after cumming
      Kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        basically me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She just like me fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Grunt buys an Asari porno vid. TIM fricked like 6-8 different women within a single week.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tali will always have a crush on Shepard no matter who he chooses to romance.
      This is why I am incapable of romancing anyone else. I can't hurt my girl like that. The one time I tried to romance Miranda, when I rejected Tali her response bothered me so much that I reloaded a save so I could switch to her romance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a crush, crushes are rarely reciprocated. She gets over it and fricks Garrus.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >crushes are rarely reciprocated.
          This just plain isn't true. I remember high school.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I remember high school.
            Good for you anon.
            Good For You.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the best female human in her series.

      >Male Shep as a dweeby, flat, uber-Canadian voice
      >FemShep shows more range of emotion because she's an actual VA and not some sign spinner standing outside the Bioware offices or wherever they got Meer from
      >FemShep romances with Tali and Jack were cut/dummied out so I have to listen to ManShep's shit voicework if I wat to frick either of them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Both Sheps are fine, and isn't Meer a theater actor?
        Your disingenuous assertions are rude, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Male Shep is only bad in Mass Effect 1, stop pushing this meme of male VAs are le bad to justify playing as a woman. I see this cope all the time with any game that has a voiced male/female option.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          male shep is way funnier

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've played through all three games as both and Meer is bad the whole way through. He "improves" from sub-Youtube VA levels to Youtube VA levels but he's still never anythign approaching acceptable, especially as the badass space hero. He's fine as hanar where his shit voice and inability to emote fits but not as the hero. Sbarge and Meer would've been better swapping roles.

          Hale's worst performance is the Jacob writing and that's due largely to the horrendous writing. It sounds like she's almost taking the piss out of it with her hamminess during conversations with him.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Uh huh, sure anon. Go back to making threads about how you only play as women because you don't want to see man ass, ignoring the fact you only keep looking at it because you're a homosexual.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Literally the only reason I play FemShap over ManShep is the better VA. Don't have this problem in Fallout games pre-4 since, thankfully, the MC doesn't actually have a voice so I'm not forced to listen to a shitty one deliver all the dialogue. If Meer was a better VA I'd pick ManShep more often.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm also trans btw, but that has NOTHING to do with it. I just don't like the voice actor!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Glad you came out but it doesn't change the fact Meer is a terrible voice actor.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why did you reply to your own post?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. Meer is only really bad only throughout the minor stuff in ME1. In the main stuff and in Bring Down The Sky he's okay. He improves in ME2 and ME3 quite a bit without ever going overboard like she does, she sounds like an actress very obviously performing takes in a VA studio instead of a soldier looking at the world down the barrel of a gun. Like go compare maleShep vs femShep at Thane's "funeral", he blows her out of the water.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >femshepgays STILL haven't gotten over it
        kek
        anyway your meme about maleshep being flat doesn't work because he was only flat in game 1, and it was later explained as deliberate because the devs wanted shepard to feel like a blank slate easy to self insert into
        in 2 and 3 he matches hale, arguably outpaces her in 3

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Meer's delivery of the Citadel DLC's last line is top tier 12/10

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's how Shepard's "big stupid jellyfish" hand movement is synced to Meer's acting not Hale's

          ?t=189

          ?t=13

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sheploo's autism is honestly endearing. The VA has little range, but it unintentionally characterizes Shephard as this solder-type weirdo bro who only drops the act when he can't keep it up anymore, or when he's with his crew.

        GamerPoop Shepard helps, too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Still manages to earn loyalty and redeem people.
          Shep got spirit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FemShep sounds like an aggressive b***h c**t no matter what she says so I'll stick to male.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She looks great pregnant.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best female characters in gaming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the best female human in her series.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I also have a personal preference for Jack.
        But it's close.
        And they are both at their best, when they interact off each other.
        It's shit that writes itself.
        If you're a writer, this is a dream to nail down, between your female characters.
        And what did Bioware do? Retire them both, and has not produced a single pair that has the same chemistry, since.
        Nor ever will.
        Still mad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brother.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Freckled Jack is not something I knew I needed until just now. Holy shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Freckled Jack is probably among the most niche waifus, which is in my opinion why she's in the top 5 of all waifus

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ASSASSASSASSASSASSASS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone posted a good Miranda pic.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >perfect genes
    >Is ugly and british
    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect genes
      >Australian

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite scene is the one where Tali gets drunk and admits she is shit and can't hold a candle to Miranda.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tali is built for watching in the corner.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tali Missile

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I once did a playthrough and Tali died. Had to restart. ME3 actually sucks and makes no sense without her.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ME3 actually sucks
            You didn't have to go further.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's fine until the last hour.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Think how much it slogs for you, until you get Tali.
                Think your romance not even being in the game.
                Tell me it's just the last hour.
                Nothing carries this game.
                All of my favourite characters are absent.
                I have no investment and no interest in this game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "Fine" is a good way of putting it. It's pretty uneven but there are enough actually great moments + fun combat to carry it through. Until the lame ass final mission and mediocre post-DLC ending.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >"Fine" is a good way of putting it
                No. It's ridiculously mediocre and painful, with worse the worst encounter and level design in the trilogy. It has some good fights, that are heavily front loaded, and the more you progress into the game, the more grating they become, with the side-quests being mere afterthoughts and absolutely abysmal to get through. Stomaching the terrible, pedestrian writing, the last minute characters that Bioware begs you to "please love them", because they had no time to implement the good one is just making my eyes and ears bleed, having to suffer them. Including Vega, including Cortez, including Traynor, including Allers. Characters that have no business being introduced in the third part of a trilogy.
                It's a slog. It's a painful, dreary, unfun slog.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But enough about Mass Effect 2

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But does he have Cerberus Leader as a stat? Ha!
                Nothing a high explosive sniper with a rail can't fix, anyway...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >implying
                Anon, please explain why the humans held off the Reapers for far longer then the Asari and Turian homeworld despite being hit before them and having weaker military might.

                It was shit from the get go.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Humans are the least compromised species.
                All the others were upgraded by Protheans, who were themselves being corrupted.
                Humans ostensibly got off well, getting only Prothean archives and an observation post.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >held off
                Anon, Earth is full on Terminator future while Shepard is away banging aliens. I wouldn't say they "held them off"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Shepard is away banging aliens
                Well, humanity ain't gonna repopulate itself.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But Quarians can't get pregnant with human babies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shepard (and Cerberus R&D division) will find a way.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why not. They defeated death before. At this point they could fly around in space with no suit like Leia with the bullshit that ME2 pulled

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                With science anything can happen

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >betray your species
                That's pretty much making a new species, all things considered, which puts one at odds with both.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine all the shit a human-quarian hybrid would have to go through. Superior immune system but can't make out with quarian gf or she could die. Can only eat turian/quarian "food" while also having cravings for human food.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Both are fixable.
                Various complaints from ruling elites about playing with life, breaking laws on genetics and running ethically questionable experiments, less so.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because there's a pretty big difference between Reapers beating a planet's fleet, and Reapers eradicating all the billions of humans who went underground to hide in the planet's crust and started guerilla tactics? Dumbass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >crust
                Hey, wanna know what do you get when a bunch of sapients get into a planetary crust and get nicely cooked by a relativistic stream of molten metal?
                A crust-acean.
                🙂
                I'd post Carlos, but no images, so just imagine him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you!

                In my one and only Mass Effect 2 playthrough, only Miranda died during the suicide mission and it was all according to plan. I didn't like her one bit.

                >only Miranda died during the suicide mission
                Unironically how did you pull it off with just her dying? It's pretty hard to kill her. Was she in your squad for the final part?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I hung out with every other crew member, did everything with them, and distinctly remember how you're rewarded with their power after doing everything with them. I remember liking the black guy's power the most since it gave you massive shielding.

                I only interacted with Miranda a few times. I think that's how it happened. I think she looks ugly and didn't like how she carried herself as being the hottest chick in the galaxy. I just didn't even want to see her face.

                During the final mission, everybody was there and they did their part, but Miranda died.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hate T*li, but the idea of her being raped and dying from infection is pretty hot.
          Same for all Qu*rians.

          That's pretty mean, anon. You should save that hate for a species that deserves it, like the Batarians or Jacob.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, the Quarians are irredeemably stupid and deserve genocide. The only mistake the Geth made, was they didn't go far enough. Rannoch is the second-worst part of the game.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I just started ME2, how do I keep everyone alive? Is it just doing their loyalty missions?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Make the ship upgrades.
                All of them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't get the reaper IFF until the rest of the map is cleared/don't forget to actually get the crew upgrades for ship.

                >Loyalty mission
                >ship upgrades
                >pick the right role for them

                Listen to Jacob and Miranda when it comes to the Suicide Mission. Jacob volunteered to go into the vents and Miranda is confident in her biotic abilities. Just trust them, bro.

                By ship upgrades you mean like upgrading the lab for Mordin? Thats the only one I've gotten so far. And by map do you mean scanning planets and bringing their completion to 100%? This is going to sound dumb but I will literally feel bad as a person if one of them die. Choosing between Ashley and Kaiden in ME1 was my own personal Sophie's Choice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're a sensitive soul, anon.
                The upgrades come out later.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >By ship upgrades you mean like upgrading the lab for Mordin?
                There are ship upgrades you can research and others you can buy from vendors. Do all of them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You'd have to be incredibly stupid to let any of them die. Just do the ship upgrades and all of their loyalty missions, it couldn't be more obvious which of them you're supposed to pick for which role during the end.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't get the reaper IFF until the rest of the map is cleared/don't forget to actually get the crew upgrades for ship.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Loyalty mission
                >ship upgrades
                >pick the right role for them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Listen to Jacob and Miranda when it comes to the Suicide Mission. Jacob volunteered to go into the vents and Miranda is confident in her biotic abilities. Just trust them, bro.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No. You have biotic and engineer specialists for those tasks.
                But Jacob should absolutely lead the Fire Team.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's really fricking easy.
                >do all the missions
                >do all the companion quests
                >buy all the ship upgrades
                >assign companions to the tasks they're most suited for

                It's designed so that even a little kid can keep everyone alive without a guide.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the SM deaths are pretty funny.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love Tali, but this webm always makes me laugh. Just the way the person that dies just flops on the ground is just hilarious to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tali is built for watching in the corner.

      I hate Miranda, but the idea of Tali being a cuckquean with low self esteem is pretty hot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate T*li, but the idea of her being raped and dying from infection is pretty hot.
        Same for all Qu*rians.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When I first hear her voice in me2 (played me2 first) I wanted to throw her out of the airlock, Javik style

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean what else? I can't fully commit to the Death Blussy and they fridge her in 3 as a frickin random mook.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Morinth just disappears with a post it note
      >Morinth becomes a random enemy at the end game
      >Morinth doesn't even show up in the reunion dlc 'fix'
      Frick Bioware.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The frick you on about. I wanted Morinth and Bioware said frick me

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hee Hee

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I never played the original ME2, only ME1 but I'm working my way through and got to ME2 in the Legendary edition and I really can't get why people like her so much? Im still early on, recruiting the initial Cerberus team but I don't see whats so likable about her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You romance whoever you feel is best girl. I banged Tali because I enjoyed her meltdowns when talking to her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nothing
      she just has a few active shills here
      most popular one Tali by a long shot
      i don't think quarian girl ever lost a populaity contest

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    michael jackson looking ass b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just HEEHEE my way into your bedroom.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I watched "I, Frankenstein" with Aaron Eckhart, just for Yvonne. The film is shit, but Yvonne acts the frick out of her role. It's like they plucked her performance out from a better movie and put her there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch Dexter Season 7. Much better experience.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a shit about Mass Effect, I just want more Chuck.

      Frick everyone and everything goddamnit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        After ME3, I don't care about ME, either. I just want more Jack and Miranda.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I just want more Chuck.
        There was a point where I wanted Chuck and Sarah to play Captain Marvel (Shazam) and Captain Marvel. And then we could have a crossover and more chuck and a chuck movie and Morgan was always right about chucks personal life so the kiss totally worked. But after Levi said some antivax shit on twitter he not get a lot of work because of drama shit making him less marketable.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As I am based, I follow guides and have never lost a single crewmate.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'am unironically surprised someone liked that troony M. Jackson

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She is *still* the most popular ME2 romance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i don't even need to check to know it's Tali

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I like to live in my little delussional world.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >is a squad mate in all three games (Miranda is only a squad mate in ME2 and barely exist in ME3)
            >almost every Mass Effect thread on Ganker starts with Taligay posting or Batarians dying
            >Miranda is a boring ugly white human women in a sci-fi game
            You trying to push this bullshit is actually starting to get weird at this point. You can like Miranda all you want, just don't pretend that most fans didn't give a shit about her.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Bioware's ME2LE infomatic clearly states otherwise
              >No, I don't believe it.
              Whatever you want, anon. I don't fricking care.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker is firmly entrenched in Tali country, and no other website matters when it comes to taste, so no, you're the one who is wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Believe whatever the frick you want, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >believe
                *know

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That is an irrelevant statistic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That is an irrelevant statistic.

                I don't have a dog in this race but Tali was ranked 11th in surviving the suicide mission and Miranda was 4th. Do with that information what you will.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Farquad doesn't care.
                He doesn't even understand that you shouldn't care about how popular your waifu is.
                Mine is Jack and is the least popular in the entire franchise. Even Kelly had a better percentage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >is the least popular in the entire franchise
                yeah because she's an ugly dyke

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fantastic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah because she's an ugly dyke
                Miranda

                >I'm so glad that ME is one of the only franchises where everyone respects each other's waifu choices.
                [...]
                Well. Almost everyone.

                shaved heads are not attractive on women. maybe if her breasts were bigger and she had more hair.

                The only way you can be hot without hair as a women is if you're an alien with big breasts and a cool skin color like blue or green, but asari headthings look close enough to hair anyway

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >shaved heads are not attractive on women
                Spoken like a man who never used a buzzcut woman's head in his hand, while using her throat as a wienersleeve.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also, short hair are the ultimate beauty test. If your waifu looks good with short hair, she's trully gorgeous.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And yeah, nobody saw Jack in her trailer, or even in game and thought this is the woman of my dreams. I like short hair on women, and even I thought Jack's would be too much.
                I was wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta love how the devs wanted the reveal that Jack is a girl be a shock which is why nothing from the intro to the Codex to the prison inmates show her image or refer to her as 'she'... then the marketing trailer spoils it anyway

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Admittedly no i have not done that
                I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to shave her head to find out though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to shave her head to find out though
                Shaving your hand is pretty easy and innocuous, though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its hot to cum on their bald head

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A fellow man of refined tastes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Jack has beautiful face and elegant figure.
                Miranda has disgusting face and bimbo figure.
                That's all I care about.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Miranda has big fricking breasts, she wins by default in that contest.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're young and fool, boy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I FRICKING LOVE BIG FAT TIDDIES ON WOMEN AND I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND THAT I DON'T

                IF THERE ISN'T AT LEAST A SLIGHT RISK OF ME SUFFOCATING IN THEM FROM A HUG I'M NOT INTERESTED

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah because she's an ugly dyke
                Miranda

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Mine is Jack
                impeccable taste

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no Jacqueline with full, long sex hair

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The three least likely to survive are the first ones to go if you don't pick the right people for the final fight

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need more Miranda.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect in general needs more Miranda.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Especially with Jack, alongside her.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not just saying it because Bioware can't produce a good new cast to save themselves.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Although that is absolutely true.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But because Mass Effect is absolutely dead, as a franchise, that has nothing to offer narratively.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I would like to challenge anyone to prove me wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be right here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, mah heart!
                Why you do me dirty like that, Miri?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She's too good for this franchise.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >nipple hanging out
                based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What? That can't be right, anon. Ganker is a SFW board. I would never post a nipple sticking out.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >MarvelousBrilliantBarasingha-mobile

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Either Jack or Liara. Absolutely no other romance is consistent or worth pursuing in this series because the cast constantly keeps changing game for game.

    What the hell are you going to do? Get friend zoned by Samara just to kiss her once in the Citadel DLC in ME3?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >forget to talk to her at the start of ME on my one femshep one
      >dies like a b***h
      I like her but god damn is she needy

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro why does her body shape look like the "craving my mcnuggies" guy?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The movie where futa femshep gives her a wholesome talking to in-between clips of her brutally fricking her stupid is one of my favourites.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >futa
      >femshep
      Double trash.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The movie where futa femshep gives her a wholesome talking to in-between clips of her brutally fricking her stupid is one of my favourites.

        >getting pounded
        >calls her mommy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://rule34video.com/videos/3057866/fraternization-lordaardvark/
      It's so bad it's good

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Miranda thread
    Holy based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who the hell is that supposed to be?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Traynor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nevernude moron that showers in her underwear

      >futa
      >femshep
      Double trash.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no one gets nude in this series except for liara and ashley

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why is she walking like she needs to take a massive shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wet clothes is a big one for some

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  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing the serie for the first time and I'm towards the end of ME3 (doing the Citadel DLC before the final attack on Cerberus base). Great series so far even if I don't like a few things with ME3 and hated Mass Gears of War 2 combat.
    I know the ending is bad and it has something to do with colours but I hope it's not as bad as you anons make it sound to be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It just boils everything down to three palette swaped ending and negates every choice you made up to that point. You could have skipped to the ending and not play the trilogy at all, and you'd still get the same three endings. It takes nothing in consideration.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not particularly invested in the franchise, haven't had the particular anticipation and don't really care about the end of it, you'll be fine.
      But nobody escapes the post-ending depression.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I read every codex entry and planet description because I really like the lore and the various characters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I literally just beat it myself and the ending is *fine* with the additions they made. I think the problem is that nothing you do leading up really affects anything and even your choice at the end barely makes a difference. You should look up the original ending though and see what additions were made. I thought the ending was abrupt but it is super abrupt before they added onto it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mass Gears of War 2 combat
      I really enjoyed the combat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm used to shit endings so it was whatever to me, I enjoyed playing the games so even if the ending was disastrous it didn't ruin it for me like it did for others

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ME3 and its ending is hated that much because people were waiting years to see resolution to all their decisions while speculating about best case scenarios. Back in those days we still believed that Bioware can pull it off and the whole "your decisions actually matter" thing was still taken seriously. When you play all three games back to back with no context of those years but knowing not to expect anything from Bioware it doesn't hit that hard and that's a good thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not. Someone experiencing the trilogy for the first time with all DLCs doesn't have much reason to complain about the endings, and I bet most that play the games today and do are simply thinking about it harder than they'd normally do if they didn't know the endings have had a decade of controversies. Leviathan and Extended Cut both help immensely.
      The real, often unspoken reason why the endings stang so much for people that played the game in 2012 was because they had to wait between games. That's really it. Nowadays you finish 2 and jump straight to 3, no thinking in-between; back then you had the biggest fans talking in forums daily for years between releases, coming up with theories on how the endings would totally keep all this different shit in mind and how it'll be the Suicide Mission 4.0 and how the devs totally thought the story through and they came up with an explanation for the robot squids back in ME1, and they totally weren't just winging it with each game because they had no fricking clue about what they were doing.
      Without the pre-release hype, without the in-between games theory crafting, and with the complete package with DLCs, for the type of games Shepard's trilogy are as a whole (not what they *could've* been, not what ME1 teased future games could feel like both mechanically and narratively, which is its own can of worms), the endings are honestly not that bad. Really, there's far worse endings in tons of vidya, but the 2012 stigma will never disappear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone experiencing the trilogy for the first time with all DLCs doesn't have much reason to complain about the endings
        I too like to eat paint.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about your fetishes anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't even a comeback. Lame.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone experiencing the trilogy for the first time with all DLCs doesn't have much reason to complain about the endings

        I mean I experienced the entire trilogy for the first time back in the day and I had plenty reason to complain about the endings. Both the original ending and BioWare's half-assed trash they threw in after they got called out the first time. And sadly their tactic of half-assing it worked since it divided the community just enough to dissolve any unified front against them which could have motivated them to actually fix it.

        I mean, there is a reason why to this day mods that change or remove the ending are as popular as they are. Or that a game as deliberately unmoddable as Mass Effect 3 has mods at all, and that most of them focused on fixing the ending.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a game as deliberately unmoddable
          It's a game made in fricking Unreal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >most of them focused on fixing the ending
          ME3 has 688 mods, how many of them change the ending?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shamone

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went through great effort to get her killed off because she was a b***h and also ugly, and frick the whole idea of cerberus, ruined the series' main story arc

    >but her ass
    idgaf

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she goes against all my globohomosexual power above all else mindset so I can't stand her. wish I could throw her out of the airlock.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >best girl
    >infertile
    Frick you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like it fricking matters in a universe where they literally brought a dead person back to life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Woah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >infertility
      >even a thing in a universe where cerberus has the tech to literally reanimate a corpse.

      A cute little quest to find a Mcguffin of fertility would have been more fun than saving her sister imho.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mordin could've fixed it in an afternoon. He was messing about with curing Joker just to amuse himself.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reinstalling Mass Effect now

    What class should I be? I always played soldier or biotic typically, had the most fun with soldier generally. Never tried a tech class, are they fun?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you should play Infiltrator at least in 2/3. Tech allows you to bring whatever squad combination you feel like in 1 without fear of not being able to decrypt open loot. Sentinel is OP in 2 specifically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Infiltrator is fun and tech classes have shit like electronics and decryption so it frees a party slot for members without any of those at all. In 2 and 3 Infiltrators get tactical stealth so you can reposition as much as you want, sometimes it can spice up the gameplay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      vanguard in 2 & 3. The charge ability alone makes the combat much more enjoyable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played as engineer on insanity
      don't do it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Infiltrator is fun, as is Sentinel. Engineer is okay - it's pretty much just Sentinel but without the biotics.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't gameplay just a corridor shooter? Much worse than Gears of War, or do I remember it wrong?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically Gears with a bit more variety. 3 had the best gameplay of the trilogy but the multiplayer was the only place the true potential of the series really opened up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Abilities were nice but level design and gunplay was much better on Gears.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >real actress has blonde hair
    >no other romance option has blonde hair
    >choose to give her hair that makes her look like MJ before he died

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If any game needed accurate face scanning, it was this one.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Miranda this
    >Tali that
    Yeah, Miranda is great, but best girl is really Ashley

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based. This is such a kino scene. This scene alone is why I let Kaiden die on Virmire.
        A great example of delayed gratification.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What does Kaiden do if he survives?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You mean what he does in this scene if he survives Virmire or what he does the rest of the game if he survives this scene? In any case Kaidan never wishes the Reapers to win even if you treat him like shit pre-Citadel coup

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At that scene.
            >Kaidan never wishes the Reapers to win even if you treat him like shit pre-Citadel coup
            Thank you.
            I've done him dirty bros:(

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's always a future playthrough. Both Ash and Kaidan get a bad rep for not being donutseel special aliens in 1 and Ash' writer in 3 didn't know what the frick to do with her so it's overall better to have her die a hero in Virmire then have Kaidan as a bro in 3. Plus he has more dialogue and is better mechanically (also he geats Reave). Just make sure to have a romance locked-in before talking to him post-coup and he won't be ruined.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley isn't even attractive until 3, and sounds like Mila Kunis' moronic sister.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine waifuing the two out of three worst girls in mass effect
      next you'll tell me you like kelly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I do

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >HH5IN-J57IT-VIGFI
      Thanks for OlliOlli World Rad Edition, bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're very welcome

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >romance Tali
    >no email from her in the Citadel DLC
    >can't find her anywhere
    I don't want to throw a party without her, where the frick is she?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Garris

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No he is fricking that other turian chick we met at the casino.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn’t know
          Sorry you had to find out this way bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Update: still can't find her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She sends you a email to meet with you in the apartment

  38. 1 year ago
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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Samara is so painfully underused in 3. what a waste of good cleavage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's barely used in 2 as is. Think about it, you help her with her detective sidequest regarding Morinth but what else does she do after that? You never really feel like she's this millenia old Jedi master, Jack can do the bubble thing just as easy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I always used Samara for the bubble. Jack is top tier for a human, Samara is top tier for an Asari.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nevernude moron that showers in her underwear

      [...]

      she has a disgusting flabby ass, like she's 60 years old

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, cool it with the anti-volusism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can see Shepard doing the "big stupid jellyfish" animation when he says "Big Human wiener".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The illusive Man ones are very good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Karate chop Batarians in HALF
        Damn, I didn't know Jack was chill like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones have Jack and Miri moaning from intense sex with Krogan?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >with a spaceship you can go anywhere you want

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Within reason of course.
        But there are many empty moons and planets with an occasional bunker with a few sapients and some omni or medi gel.
        🙂
        I miss Mako.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >had to mod Miranda's ass shots back into LE
    I don't care if they were out of place, they're iconic. I hate Bioware so fricking much.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If only her face wasn't built like a brickhouse.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I romance Ash every time. I have played the ME Trilogy a million times and she is Shepard's one true romance so we can create strong human babies to dominate the weakened alien races post-reaper invasion.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the image that shows she looks like micheal jackson

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel 0 attraction to this lady. I used to hate her even but she kinda grew on me.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tali is the only good waifu
    >but me1 is the only good me game and you can't romance her in it

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone really likes Miranda? She fricking ugly. Like she really ugly, looks like a goblin, a monster, a bad bimbo prostitute.

    She had sex with a Black person. She had sex with men unknown to her to check if she could get pregnant. She walks like a cheap bawd. Representative of Azari, the race of the prostitute, literally say that Miranda looks like a prostitute.

    I hope all this thread is trolling, because Miranda is really ugly and disgusting. She is similar to the woke sjw character that feminists created.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She had sex with a Black person
      Where is this coming from? I don't recall the games ever stating Jacob fricked Miranda

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't recall the games ever stating
        You should pay more attention my man. They explicitly state that in the game. From both Jacob and Miranda. Kasumi also has the hots for Jacob and Liara watches him work out with no shirt on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jacob was the protagonist of a pre-ME2 mobile game called Mass Effect Galaxy

        ?t=1361
        He then mentions it in ME2 itself, how the two of them tried it out but it didn't work out, "don't mix business and pleasure" etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Miranda saw Jacob's micro-penis
          >I'm sorry Jacob, this isn't going to work out
          >Already seen Shepard's mega-wiener, which is the sieze of a maul and has rumours that he's submited Krogan through beating them with it
          >Gets heartbroken and dies if ME3 Shepard denies her the dick

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Miranda saw Jacob's micro-penis
            Jacob is the reason why her womb doesn't work anymore. He tore her shit all up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Just keep telling yourself that, Jacob.
              Miranda's clit is twice the size of your wiener.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy cope. Don't get mad at him because your waifu likes the british broadcasting corporation

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Jacob literally tells Shepard that Miranda needs a bigger man than him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why did Bioware have to be such cucks? they even had femshep's default dialogue being flirty towards jacob

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ignored Tali during my trilogy playthrough.
    And then at the very fricking end of it all on the final DLC before the last mission I saw Garrus hitting on Tali and realized I made a terrible mistake.

    I restarted the entire trilogy just to romance Tali.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So glad Jack is getting love. I'm so glad that ME is one of the only franchises where everyone respects each other's waifu choices.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      were not completely alone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Remember to thank Fox News for sparing us from a decade of tumblr bullshit around Jack

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BQQQQQQQM

        >no Jacqueline with full, long sex hair

        Isn't her name Jennifer? Jack and Jacqueline are psuedonyms, she posts her poetry under the name "Jacqueline Nought" a.k.a Jack Zero or Subject Zero.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, Liara says her real name is Jennifer if you bring her to Grissom with an unromanced Jack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm so glad that ME is one of the only franchises where everyone respects each other's waifu choices.

      >is the least popular in the entire franchise
      yeah because she's an ugly dyke

      Well. Almost everyone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can't win em all fren

        Yes, Liara says her real name is Jennifer if you bring her to Grissom with an unromanced Jack

        I mean, either way, I think her name is pretty if that makes sense.

        based

        Fantastic.

        Jackchad takeover kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's been a good thread

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mass thread
    >lack of Liara images
    Have you seen an asari commando before?

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this b***h Gillian Anderson for millennials or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. She wasn't in something as good as the X-Files. She was in Chuck, which was campy, she was in Dexter, when the series' writers had already jumped the shark and a one season appearance in 24. The thing is that she is a legit good actress, absolutely gorgeous, never talks shit to the fans, even as her character in Dexter was HEAVILY criticized, and keeps giving performances of the material given to her, far above the level of its writing. Which is why Miranda works so well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Chuck director that was a massive footgay
        >Didn't care at the time but even then I knew someone must have had a thing for her feet.
        >Going back now
        Muy Bueno.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How is there not a decent blonde mod for Miranda by now what the frick is the point of you modding community?

        What an absolute angel.

        >The Chuck director that was a massive footgay
        >Didn't care at the time but even then I knew someone must have had a thing for her feet.
        >Going back now
        Muy Bueno.

        I miss her.

        I watched "I, Frankenstein" with Aaron Eckhart, just for Yvonne. The film is shit, but Yvonne acts the frick out of her role. It's like they plucked her performance out from a better movie and put her there.

        >knows someone on Discord who roleplays as her as a vicious dominatrix type

        Shit's wild

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me with garrus

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are those images?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mass Effect Archives, the ME equivalent of the Dragon Age Keep. Each choice from all three games comes with a little description.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >loyal
          It's still hilarious to me that Jacob cucks femshep. It makes him the only romance that actually stood out to me since something interesting actually happens.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they're from the archives

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      throwing a bone to others with inferior waifus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      throwing a bone to others with inferior waifus

      Can we get some blander flavour text? At least Jack's has some flair.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"She grew as a person! She's a school teacher for biotic kids now!"
    that's great b***h, pay for the damages to this one's moon

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Turian women are built for Big Human wiener.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cheese grater gingey.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Jacobs sloppy seconds
    If Jacob didn't exist Miranda would be the most forgettable party member.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't romance anyone because the romances in Mass Effect are lame as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect was console babies first RPG (and even then more an action RPG), that's why. Same as Halo being console babies first FPS.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Jacob and Miranda share a page
    oof tough break there Mirandites

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why she so fricking ugly? She looks like Aloy

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex appeal
      >Looked worse then how she did in 1 and 2

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that uniform.
      But I guess Liara has to hide that she's fat, somehow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't even look armored. Also they could have just had her have a different outfit for the normandy, like they do other characters. You don't see beefcake for instance running into battle in the t shirt he's wearing on the ship, but actual armor.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to see Bioware drag Mass Effect out of its grave and see the seethe it causes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If people get excited after Andromeda and seeing Liara in ME4's trailer they'll have no one to blame but themselves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think that people saw Liara and the N7 and expected that Shepard and the crew would be back. I don't believe Bioware will bring them back. Even if they do bring them back, it's over. It has been over since they made ME3. There is nothing they can do to bring the franchise back. They can use Shepard and the crew to sell some extra copies. That's as far as I can see it going.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no way Shepard is going to be the main character, anyone who thinks that is a brainlet. I'm more curious how they're going to make the three different endings not matter at all, assuming they don't just pick a canon ending (which honestly they'd likely be better off doing)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >assuming they don't just pick a canon ending
            They will, and it will be destroy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't be so sure. Dragon Age let you make some pretty big or drastic changes to shit in the setting and then they don't matter. I wouldn't put it past Bioware to try and justify when the plot still has to happen when AI Shepard or whatever controls all the reapers.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >assuming they don't just pick a canon ending
            They will, and it will be destroy.

            Honestly, how would you "save" it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pick the destroy ending, reference the reapers in the first 5 minutes and have everyone go "oh yeah, that happened" and then never mention it ever again. Never bring back any characters at all and scale down the story to focus more on smaller scale conflicts.

              I wouldn't be so sure. Dragon Age let you make some pretty big or drastic changes to shit in the setting and then they don't matter. I wouldn't put it past Bioware to try and justify when the plot still has to happen when AI Shepard or whatever controls all the reapers.

              Nothing else is going to make sense because they don't have any good writers who can pull off anything but destroy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Pick the destroy ending, reference the reapers in the first 5 minutes and have everyone go "oh yeah, that happened" and then never mention it ever again. Never bring back any characters at all and scale down the story to focus more on smaller scale conflicts.
                This game will be releasing, I wager, around 2030. For it being 18 years since ...
                Jesus fricking Christ, I really hope they axe it.
                For it being 18 years since the last time the franchise was relevant, this game will sell 5 copies.
                I understand how you mean it, but this will likely have a budget in the neighborhood of ~$350 million. If costs haven't ballooned further, by then. How do you even sell this game enough to break even?

                Pic related.

                Liara will be back as a mentor figure because the only way to have her dead in the OT is reaching Earth with the lowest EMS possible then use her for the Conduit run. People that think Shepard and co. will be back are morons, BioWare won't deal with the myriad ramifications they should keep in mind if making Shepard the MC again. His battle is done, let him rest.

                I don't think ME died with 3, especially not now after a decade and millions of people playing the trilogy for the first time without a decade of seething thanks to streamers and the LE. If anything Mass Effect as an IP it's in a better place than it's ever been since 2012: long enough removed from 3 and Andromeda and after the good will of the Legendary Edition for normies. The problem is that BioWare as a studio doesn't exist anymore, all the old guard are gone. Even ME3, if you read the interviews most of the blame falls on EA and the moronicly short dev time they forced on the team which made them have to play musical chairs with Javik and the Virmire Survivor and the ending and plenty other things because the game was made with about as much dev time as New Vegas but with the expectations of carrying over savefile transfer choices of two previous games (and let's be honest, after ME2 barely did anything with choices from 1).

                TLDR Mass Effect goodwill is at an all-time high especially by normies but they'll frick it up anyways

                >TLDR Mass Effect goodwill is at an all-time high especially by normies but they'll frick it up anyways
                It sold around 2.5 million copies in a year. It basically sold the first week, and then it died. It was flavour of the month. It doesn't have the following you think it does. And Dragon Age has 1/3 of that.

                Make it take place at most 50 years post-High EMS Destroy and leave the rebuilding of the galaxy as background sidequests and Codex entries. Have the main plot be low stakes, simple KOTOR/ME1-style pacing.

                Same as above.

                Bioware should really stop with the whole N7 shit in their marketing in Mass Effect. They pushed it in Andromeda before release to fool people into thinking Shepard's involved in some way and look how that game turned out. Now they're doing it again with ME4 into making people believe Shepard's coming back

                I agree. This is going to backfire hard. They should have come out and said it, the moment the "speculation" about Shepard returning broke. Now it's too late. I expect when Bioware announces the new protagonist and crew, there will be a controversy for a week, people will forget about it, it will sell well for the first week and then it will die. That is my expectation.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Make it take place at most 50 years post-High EMS Destroy and leave the rebuilding of the galaxy as background sidequests and Codex entries. Have the main plot be low stakes, simple KOTOR/ME1-style pacing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Liara will be back as a mentor figure because the only way to have her dead in the OT is reaching Earth with the lowest EMS possible then use her for the Conduit run. People that think Shepard and co. will be back are morons, BioWare won't deal with the myriad ramifications they should keep in mind if making Shepard the MC again. His battle is done, let him rest.

          I don't think ME died with 3, especially not now after a decade and millions of people playing the trilogy for the first time without a decade of seething thanks to streamers and the LE. If anything Mass Effect as an IP it's in a better place than it's ever been since 2012: long enough removed from 3 and Andromeda and after the good will of the Legendary Edition for normies. The problem is that BioWare as a studio doesn't exist anymore, all the old guard are gone. Even ME3, if you read the interviews most of the blame falls on EA and the moronicly short dev time they forced on the team which made them have to play musical chairs with Javik and the Virmire Survivor and the ending and plenty other things because the game was made with about as much dev time as New Vegas but with the expectations of carrying over savefile transfer choices of two previous games (and let's be honest, after ME2 barely did anything with choices from 1).

          TLDR Mass Effect goodwill is at an all-time high especially by normies but they'll frick it up anyways

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Liara will be back as a mentor figure because
            Because she's obviously a writer's pet, simple as.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >because the game was made with about as much dev time as New Vegas
            New Vegas at least had a lot of assets ready to use from Fallout 3 and from what I've seen from the devs Bethesda was pretty fair with them and helped them out quite a bit. I doubt EA was that generous.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know, yeah Ganker likes to meme on the Creation Engine but it's a highly maleable engine very easy to edit and play around with which is why TES/Fallout modding is as big as it is. There's interviews out there regarding Old World Blues and how they didn't have much time to make assets for it so part of the dev process was based around looking at F3, F3 DLC and FNV assets and figure out how to twist them, chop them and fake them up into new looks for Big MT. With Bethesda every aspect of the game from mechanics to level design to scripting is very simple to edit, even a moron can make it so a fire spell changes its dps from 10 to 15 in a couple clicks. The ability to fill every cell with objects all of which you can individually grab (what was the last 2000+23 game where every plate and bottle in a shelf was an item you could loot with its own weight and inventory model?) or give NPCs AI/schedule packages that tells them where to go, to sit, to drink, to sleep etc.

              Going back to Mass Effect 3, it took one of the devs outright calling an EA rep to allow them to push the game back from March 2011 to March 2012. It's a miracle ME3 came out the way it did and not like DMC2 with what they had to crunch to get it done.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >a working engine
              Bit generous there

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is nothing wrong with Gamebryo. Bethesda and Obsidian both are just devs that are really bad with time management and feature creep so they forget to fix up the game until about 3 months before release and then have to start cutting things to make shit work. The biggest offender for Skyrim was the civil war questline.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How much got cut for the civil war?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                bout 350 homies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Off the top of my head
                >Was more dynamic, you'd pick which hold to conquer next
                >You'd have to do more missions with each hold before you could take the city
                >More variety in said mission, stuff like raiding a town to kill legion soldier stationed there, sabotage resources like mines or mills, break a fellow imperial/stormcloak out of an enemies jail
                >Instead of just whiterun and solitude/windhelm having a siege, every hold would end in a siege battle
                >Enemy would attempt to retake holds, again you could actually lose those fights (and iirc outright lose the war) and you'd have to retreat and escape the city before it fell
                If you want any more check out
                https://tcrf.net/The_Elder_Scrolls_V:_Skyrim/Civil_War
                I'm going to leave it at that to not detract from the thread since it's about a different game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can hear the PS3 imploding from here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the ps3 is also why New Vegas strip had to be divided into 3 areas with piles of junk acting as loading barriers, it couldn't handle it as one long strip.
                I will admit I'm curious about Starfield since Bethesda apparently overhauled Creation Engine quite a bit and of the people I know who played 76 said it fixed some issues that have lingered in their games for quite a while.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There was also the meme 11/11/11 deadline they had to work to.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Bethesda was pretty fair with them and helped them out quite a bit
              I believe there was something about some of Bethesda's devs coming over to teach Obsidian devs how to use Gamebryo, and the whe metacritic bonus was something Bethesda themselves put in the contract, it wasn't asked for. It's a big reason why New Vegas is better then 3, Obsidian had more time to focus on other shit since they didn't need to make basic assets for everything, and even some of that barely made it in like staged reloading which apparently was a nightmare to make work and nearly got cut prior to launch.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bethesda is weird as frick. On one hand they helped Obsidian all they could, on the other they got so mad when Dead Money dared to add a bad ending that they forced Obsidian cut the bad ending for OWS. It's like a very helpful individual that also has a very specific case of autism.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They like proper good or bad endings.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bioware should really stop with the whole N7 shit in their marketing in Mass Effect. They pushed it in Andromeda before release to fool people into thinking Shepard's involved in some way and look how that game turned out. Now they're doing it again with ME4 into making people believe Shepard's coming back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I think that people saw Liara and the N7
          They saw Legion and N7 once too, it went where?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, Shepard did come back as MC in that game

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They saw Legion and N7 once too, it went where?
            Well, they really had no reference for a Geth wearing an N7. Nobody knew what it meant. But if you're going to put Liara next to the N7 insignia, you bet your ass people are going to think Shepard is back. They thought the same thing with Andromeda. Did you forget that?
            I'm not saying the people are right. But people see what they want to see, and get upset when it turns out otherwise. Because it's not what they waited for. And for people that will be waiting until, possibly, 2030-31, to be told 6-9 months before release that we are going with a new protagonist, after 10 years of being left hanging on Shepard, this won't go down well. This is not a hard concept to grasp.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I think that people saw Liara and the N7 and expected that Shepard and the crew would be back.
          Only morons who can't into storytelling want Shepard back. It's like wanting Lord of the Rings 4 where Frodo joins a new fellowship to throw a new ring into a new volcano against a new dark lord. Those who can't understand what's wrong with this, they don't deserve to be called sentient.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It's like wanting Lord of the Rings 4 where Frodo joins a new fellowship to throw a new ring into a new volcano against a new dark lord
            Jokes on you, can be spun into a working story.
            Quips and self-referential sarcasm optional.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't believe there's anything that can be made, post ME3. You don't follow up Lord of the Rings, with Lord of the Rings 2. It's done. It's over. The entire franchise is over. Nothing else can be done. There's nothing to do in the past, there's nothing to do in the future. It's over. You can't even remake it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              walnut size brain

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't believe there's anything that can be made, post ME3. You don't follow up Lord of the Rings, with Lord of the Rings 2. It's done. It's over. The entire franchise is over. Nothing else can be done. There's nothing to do in the past, there's nothing to do in the future. It's over. You can't even remake it.
                I never said the franchise cannot be ever touched again. That's not what I said. I said Shepard as a protagonist is a concept that should no longer be used, and people only want it for nostalgia points and they're blind to anything resembling actual narrative logic. Thought that was obvious.

                I don't believe it. I don't believe there is anything this franchise has to offer, after ME3. You can only have worse received characters, less interesting lore and world building, less interesting stories, less interesting conflicts, all of the big issues of the setting have been resolved, there's nothing else to look forward to. You're not going to endear people with "oh shit, we fricked up and we reset everything to how things were at the start of ME1, so we can redo them again". And about everything else that might pop up, even if it were semi-competently executed, which it won't, who gives a shit? There's nothing left. Obviously you might care about Liara, and if the setting was called Liara Effect, that'd be fine, but it's not. So who the frick actually cares? Do people care enough to buy, at minimum, 7 million copies of this game, at launch, just to have it break even?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't believe there is anything this franchise has to offer
                More smudboy videos?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Smud didn't even make a video on Mac Walters leaving Bioware, while being the third, or fourth, production lead that Dragon Age 4 loses. Even he's moved on. The entire company, and its franchises, are dead. Dragon Age should have already been out, and we should be talking about the next Mass Effect, right now, with tangible information. And we're talking the next game is 6-8 years away, still.
                Nobody's going to care.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds to me like you've been wearing horse blinders since 2012

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Make a counter argument. Give me something solid and tangible. Mike Gamble's big idea, so far, is merging the Milky Way with Andromeda. Are you excited for that? Do you want to see more Kett and Angara? Aren't you just dying from curiosity to find out what happened to the Jardaan? Who made the Scourge? I fricking don't. I couldn't give half a shit about any of that. What can you possible introduce that turns all that around, and who is going to wait until 2030 for it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My counter argument is that you've posted the same thing in threads for months and you're somehow too ESL and butthurt from ME3 to understand people discuss the idea that ME as a universe is easy to save, not that the devs in charge of it are going to do it. You're obsessed with numbers and dates when they mean jackshit, it's as if you're the one looking forward to the next game the most out of everyone ITT

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >My counter argument is that you've posted the same thing in threads for months
                That's not a counterargument. This is the equivalent of making a choice in Mass Effect and the next game getting an email saying "you did X in the last game". Like, thanks. Yes, I noticed. I remember. I don't have Alzheimers. Thanks for the email, Bioware. Are we going to pretend like that email did something? Did you noticing it, somehow make the argument invalid? If I went around making threads how 2+2=4, would that make the result false, somehow? Then what the frick does the fact that you notice it have anything to do with it? You fricking paint chip eating mouthbreathing moron? Every fricking time you waste everyone's time with your inane bullshit. Speak and make it mean something. Frick.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I rest my case

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You made no case, Farquad.
                Go frick yourself.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you bringing up the Cyberscam gay autist outta nowhere. Actually nevermind I don't want to know, (You)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                holy autism

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't believe there's anything that can be made, post ME3. You don't follow up Lord of the Rings, with Lord of the Rings 2. It's done. It's over. The entire franchise is over. Nothing else can be done. There's nothing to do in the past, there's nothing to do in the future. It's over. You can't even remake it.
              I never said the franchise cannot be ever touched again. That's not what I said. I said Shepard as a protagonist is a concept that should no longer be used, and people only want it for nostalgia points and they're blind to anything resembling actual narrative logic. Thought that was obvious.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > It's done. It's over.
              I agree with this anon. Having a sequel would just feel wrong. And an extended universe would suck because either one of the endings become canon or they tip-toe around it and it would be stories upon stories of literally nothing happening. I understand the crave for more content but I don't want ME turning into an even more aimless franchise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm morbidly curious about it.
      They killed the franchise with ME3, and there's nothing they can do to bring it back.
      It's literally over.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's how I feel about the new Dragon Age as well. I'm more interested in seeing the bullshit they put in over the game itself.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    miranda and liara do it with shotas whenever nobody is looking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hot and true, post it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i dont want another 3 day vacation

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no geth romance

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I romance Tali because she is a socially awkward coomer that gets sloppy when drunk just like me

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long realistically is it going to take for Mass Effect 4 to come out?

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok ok i'll give you guys miranda tali and jack ... but i'll get to keep samara for myself

    deal

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought Andromeda, any tips to make it fun? Recommended mods/difficulty/classes/weapons?

    Did it for Turian gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oof

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >any tips to make it fun?
      None.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You poor bastard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My condolences.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The mods I used for my playthrough were
      >Better Squad
      >Broken Initiative Helmet Logo Fix (PROLOGUE BUG)
      >Cursor fix
      >Elite Helmet and Platinum Nomad Skin Unlocked
      >Fast Mining
      >Faster Kadara doors
      >First Strike Mission Offline Fix
      This one is for if your game is pirated, which it should
      >Increased Weapon Range
      >Lipstick be gone
      >Lore Friendly Castis
      >MEA Fixpack
      >Nakmor Drack Clutch Moment Mission Always Available
      >No Auto Reload
      >No Reload Icon
      >Orange Conversation Wheel
      >Road Rage
      >Shorter Landing and Departure Cinematics
      >Shut up SAM
      >Skip Bioware Logo
      >The Pathfinder Look
      >Turians Restored
      >Underarmor Casual Outfit
      >X5 Ghost Fixed Lights
      >froggy eye salarians

      None are game changing, though Fast Mining is gonna be a godsend because the only thing worse than ME2 mining is having to do ME2 mining several times while driving the not!Mako
      >difficulty
      Normal, you'll just make the game needlessly longer by going over it and it's not fun
      >classes
      Game doesn't have classes, go for one armor power/one shield power/one freeby (mine was Tactical Cloak)
      >weapons?
      One for short distance and one for long distance. Personally went with sniper/shotgun early on then sniper/shredding SMG

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In my one and only Mass Effect 2 playthrough, only Miranda died during the suicide mission and it was all according to plan. I didn't like her one bit.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never played any of the games. What's the difference between all the girls?

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Best Girl doesn't even have a Romance
    I want my gilf gf...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Open up the final link in

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally me everytime i talk with mommy chakwas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All I can hear every time I see her is Queen Myrrah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71OaluZ_rKE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that explains why i wanted to frick queen myrrah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Doctor Chocolates knows too much.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'll refund ME:A and just beat off to Nyreen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good choice

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >saw legendary on sale
    >have to install a bunch of EA aids to play it
    I'll pass, I guess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just pirate it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You still have to install Origin/EA Desktop App.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well that sucks. At least they don't get any money from pulling that shit I guess

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want the ultimate edition. Talk me out of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Talk me out of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did they pull a Rockstar/Beamdog with this where they removed the original versions of the game? Also did they all get hit this bad or just Mass Effect 1?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't play 2's legendary edition but I know they changed the email girl for some reason.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ew

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They gave her a fricking Karen haircut
            lel

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I thought her face always looked odd but that's just a straight up downgrade.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They used 3's model for "consistency's" sake.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >face always looked odd
              She's a big jawline and like a lot of Mass Effect 2 characters looks like she's made out of playdough.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even get what the reasoning for this is. Did they think the old model looked bad?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          1 is the one where the difference is the most obvious, 2 is the buggiest/one where they introduced the most bugs and 3 is pretty much the same

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mass Effect 1 is the one they improved the most. Gameplay is much better. There are missing effects so there are areas where originals look better but overall LE is better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lmfao no

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > Being able to reach 60
              > Removed the moronic achievment buffs
              > Booster for the Mako
              > Rebalanced combat so the midgame isn't a huge difficulty spike and lategame isn't pisseasy
              The booster for the Mako alone makes the game a worth pirating. Here's how to actually play it:
              > LE1 with some mods
              > Download Savefile creator and recreate the character(s) in Normal ME2
              > Play original ME2 and 3 with mods.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >useless when importing your save
                >didn't matter in the first place
                >not worth enough to play the ugly demaster on its own
                >didn't matter in the first place
                >Here's how to actually play it:
                >autism
                >autism
                >autism

                How about playing the OG trilogy with ALOT/ALOV then make fun of the demaster. Also I hope that pic isn't yours
                >F*mShep
                ...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who's the moronic bawd standing under the doorway?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Gameplay is much better
            It's the same game with worse RPG mechanics because you can now use any weapon type no matter your class, they practically eliminated the sniper sway you had if not a Soldier/Infiltrator so what's even the point in class distinction? At most they added nitro to the Mako which is nice but then fricked it up with the new controls which you can at least revert in the options menu; not such luck with the new moronic Thresher Maw repetitive patterns

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              First game had terrible gameplay. Those older WRPG mechanics are generally hated. It makes sense to remove it. However I wish they did a better job instead of this botch job. It's still better compared to original.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, it's literally the exact same game. You're making it sound like they changed it into ME3 combat or something, they didn't. They changed the UI but it's literally the same 2007 game just uglier. It's like GTA Definitive Edition

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't mind being able to use other games since you can't spec points into them. Gives you more options as to how you control the battlefield alongside your class powers. I'll say that going from ME1LE to 2LE as an Infiltrator was miserable, especially with the Thermal Clip bullshit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                guns*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it your first time playing Mass Effect? Go for it, it's the best way to play the trilogy. If you've already played it and already have the games and DLCs there's no real reason to buy it.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one quarian girl for me. Why couldn't we have just taken this vagrant onto the Normandy where I can pump her full of my human seed because she's grateful for being rescued from a life of destitution and prostitution?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There's only one quarian girl for me
      how can you even tell the difference

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She has a cuter, non-gyppo voice.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MaleShep is fine.
    He's always calm and steady.
    No matter what. He is who's needed, and he never falters.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you all know what you really want...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Garrus
      >not Harbinger
      SHEPARD I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
      SHEPARD I ALWAYS SURVIVE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ThErE's nO sHePaRd WiThOuT w-W-wAkA-vAkAriAn
        *SHODAN creepy intensifying lag noises*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you do that?

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect 2 was such a waste of a game. Making the player join Cerberus (which for sole survivor Shepard's is just moronic given their past) and it didn't add anything to the game, it was just busywork until the reapers actually showed up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >forces an Akuze Shepard to join the faction that butchered his unit, his friends
      >doesn't allow him to disagree
      >doesn't allow him to voice his concerns
      >doesn't allow him to go against TIM's wishes
      >pic related in the DLC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cerberus went to waste in 3 anyway since as soon as you meet him TIM is indoctrinated and so is the entire group. 2 had some cool characters (I really liked Samara and Thane, the Drell are cool as frick) but it doesn't add much to the plot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cerberus went to shit as soon as 2 changed them from a small Alliance rogue group to an Illuminati organization that could CURE DEATH. THE CONCEPT OF BRAIN DEATH. CHANGED. BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. RECREATED DEAD CELLS. That's not the kind of jump in tech you do in your supposedly grounded scifi series especially when it's used solely for shock value and accomplishes nothing that couldn't have been done by Shepard simply falling into a coma. The concept o

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bioware wrote themselves into a wall by making the Reapers the main focus with ME1. I see from my POV for ME2 is that they wanted to get away from that plot point in ME2 but they couldn't get out of it no matter what by ME3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They could have if it wasn't up to the marketing. ME3 had to be the biggest blockbuster with all the biggest decisions and galaxy-saving action. If they just pushed the reapers back a bit ME3 could've been about them acting through agents again. Trying to sabotage the Council for example. Instead that's just one mission on the road to solving every possible problem that had existed in the galaxy for a thousand years. Those problems should've never been solved too, with scale like this it's hard to feel anything about curing Genophage or redeeming the Geth. You could make a whole game just about those issues. And in a similar way the whole ME2 would've been just one mission if it was in ME3.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is ME was planned as three games from the get go, they had other projects queued for after ME3 mind you it ended up being Anthem so, yeah.... Had ME2 developed the Reapers more as in, at all 3 might've been able to have more breathing room.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, by the end of 1 it wasn't known when they'd show up. 2 is where they actually fated the plotline to be about Reapers.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: "Wrex. Shepard." and "calibrations" were never funny or even all that memorable. Garrus is also the worst character in ME1 because his entire character is basically being a child who Shepard has to scold and he goes "you're right, sorry Dad/Mom." He's great in ME2 and 3 but he's also pretty much a completely different character.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree.
      Even used Shepard Wrex as a greeting with friends or as a past time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know waifu/husbandogays probably hate it but I thought it was neat that if you didn't romance Tali or Garrus they got together. I wish more parties and companions would do that in games. Like how in Baldurs Gate 2 you can end up in a love triangle with Aerie and Haer'Dalis.

      I found "Wrex. Shepard" a little amusing because of how autistic they looked but never found Calibrations particularly funny.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Baldurs Gate 2 you can end up in a love triangle with Aerie and Haer'Dalis.
        That was a thing?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think you had to have both not gone far enough into the romance that you were officially dating Aerie (or at least when the games script decides your are actually in a relationship instead of just flirting) and the same with him. Instead of backing off when it's clear things are serious with you two he tries to get you to duel him over her, and she either drops both of you if you agree or calls him a brainlet and picks you if you try and talk things out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Garrus is fun because of the voice acting and for being Shepard's designated yes-man. But as a character he's rather flat and simple. It takes until ME3's Palaven segment to learn anything about Turians from Garrus, he might as well be a human in the trilogy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Garrus is fun because of the voice acting and for being Shepard's designated yes-man
        A rather sad interpretation.
        Is the concept of mutually trusting battle brothers staying back to back no matter what not known to you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I never said it's a bad thing or that it has no value. But most other alien characters are defined by their... alien-ness. Garrus scores quite low in that metric. Doesn't make him a bad character, just means his appeal is different.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >most other alien characters are defined by their... alien-ness. Garrus scores quite low in that metric.
            I mean he's not even a good turian to begin with.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, it just how it looked to me.
            Can't recall yes-man being used in a positive light.
            Thing is, Garrus has a strong moral core and works as a detective, which already means he's rather reasonable, and I can't recall when Shepard wasn't smart.
            He may act good or evil, but he's never unreasonable, he's always professional and knows what he's doing, which is important in their field, and it's something Garrus knows as well.
            Those two get along really well.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Garrus isn't even a yes-man. Dude constantly leans on the Renegade side of the spectrum, even after ME1.
            That doesn't stop him from being a yes-man, anon. You say he's a renegade but he'll always agree with Shepard whatever he does. That's the definition of Shepard's yes-man.

            To say it differently, Garrus agrees with Shepard because they are alike in their ways, chosen work, and selflessly proactive chaotic good approach to things, but Garrus is somewhat younger in how he carries himself until the second game.
            He agrees with renegade Shepard because deep within that is also something he can agree on.
            He did go unto killing spree on Omega, after all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Garrus isn't even a yes-man. Dude constantly leans on the Renegade side of the spectrum, even after ME1.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Garrus isn't even a yes-man. Dude constantly leans on the Renegade side of the spectrum, even after ME1.
          That doesn't stop him from being a yes-man, anon. You say he's a renegade but he'll always agree with Shepard whatever he does. That's the definition of Shepard's yes-man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're right that Calibration weren't funny, neither is "This is my favorite store on the citadel", but "Shepard. Wrex" is alright as far as early 2010 memes go.

      Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlatxLP-xs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The "favorite store on the Citadel" one sucks because it's their attempt at forcing a Wrex/Shepard style meme. The real memetic line from ME2 is how many fricking times Shepard/one of the ME1 characters says "just like old times," because they were together, what, a few weeks at most (they were all basically gone before ME2's intro which is only a month after ME1's ending)? But they talk like they were a crew forged through years of battle.

        I don't mind being able to use other games since you can't spec points into them. Gives you more options as to how you control the battlefield alongside your class powers. I'll say that going from ME1LE to 2LE as an Infiltrator was miserable, especially with the Thermal Clip bullshit.

        The thermal clip is, in my mind, the single worst piece of writing in the entire trilogy. On its face it's not as outrageously bad as ME3's ending or even Cerberus being able to resurrect Shepard but it's a flagrant disregard of the lore that they took painstaking efforts to establish in ME1 and is jammed into the setting in a way that's completely nonsensical simply because a couple of Gearsbros during testing b***hed about combat being "too slow" with the cooldown mechanic. They disregarded the writing, setting, and lore to appease low IQ normalgays which, to me, is emblematic of the myriad of escalating problems with the writing after ME1.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The real memetic line from ME2 is how many fricking times Shepard/one of the ME1 characters says "just like old times,"
          I always felt that So Decadent was really underrated, though we loved it at the time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Does anyone remember what was the name of that video with a ME1 Krogan at Therum?
            It had a nice disco track, really catchy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Those guys were at least actually funny. Especially the "we should just kill 'em all" line because they're outraged someone would think all krogans are violent brutes. Of course for as good as shit like Charr and Ereba are, ME2 also started down the MUH KROGANS WUZ GOOD BOYS DEY DINDU NUFFIN shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Finding Charr in Mass Effect 3
              My homie didn't deserve that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >ME2 also started down the MUH KROGANS WUZ GOOD BOYS DEY DINDU NUFFIN shit.
              I don't think ME2 and ME3 have a "we wuz good boys" thing for krogan, rather that they still have some potential to become good guys if things go right. Saving Wrex (who's the krogan equivalent of Jesus) makes it possible. Not possible enough in my opinion, safer option is to keep the genophage or introduce a slightly less extreme variant, but it is still possible.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Safest option would be to slowly have the genophage weaken, just like it was doing until Mordin and his team worked to correct it. The Krogan were already naturally starting to resist it slowly but surely.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I never really got that feeling. For me curing the Genophage was very much who is in charge of the Krogan. If Wrex and whatever her name are both around, they seem very capable of bullying the rest of the Krogan into not being a bunch of murder death machines. If Wrex isn't around there's absolutely no reason to cure it. If Wrex is around there's a chance that curing it won't frick over everyone ever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I get that it's a game so naturally Wrex will be able to tard wrangle the other Krogan, but I just find it silly to hedge your bets on one Krogan who's already up there in years as is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >but I just find it silly to hedge your bets on one Krogan who's already up there in years as is.
                Reminder that there's actually no canon example of a krogan who died of old age. Okeer was like 2000+ and still was going to get recruited by Cerberus to be Shepard's squadmate.
                >inb4 Andromeda says Drack is getting old
                Not canon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Frick man if that's the case then we should just fricking make them infertile. How is letting a race of biologically immortal walking tanks that breed like insects continue to exist a good idea?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wrex being around is literally the only reason to ever even think of it, because he is at least clearly able to get some number of Krogan to his way of thinking. Also pretty much every Female is on his side too. In truth, Wrex or anyone doesn't really have to tard wrangle them forever, just long enough that they don't die out. the Krogan were uplifted way too early, and now they're starting to see that they need to get on the fricking raft or they'll all die out.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Implying one (1) guy could keep an entire species in check is naïve as frick. All it would take is a small minority of Krogans to want to frick up other planets for all Hell to break loose.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good concept, but they should've kept normal ME fire style.
          This way, thermal clips become a booster which enemies can use as well.
          An easy difficulty increase, enemies (EVERYWHERE) can easily control the flow by alternating in teams, control chokepoints or lay suppressive fire, making tactical mistakes more costly.
          Really, missed real time tactical shooter potential.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Femshep is the canon gender. Wreck it Ralph used femshep.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Nobody knows what she sounds like. I don't think I've ever heard it in my life. Meanwhile Default male Shep is iconic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Femshep is the canon gender.
      No she isn't. Even the animations are suited for male Shep. If you compare, there are quite a lot of segments where you can clearly see a scene was made with male Shep in mind. Funniest one is Shepard sitting in the forward battery with Garrus in ME2 about reach and flexibility, looks normal with male Shep, femShep looks like she's trying to flash her pussy to him lmao. Running as ME3 femShep without armor also looks moronic. Because she's just using maleShep's poses and animations.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BioWare themselves used male Shep in the LE intro as well as in the pre-rendered ME2 cutscene showing Shepard's death. Yes, even when playing as FemShep. The eyes are Sheploo's.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he plays as femshep

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shut up post Tali's ass

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She has nice nudes.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go for Liara every time. She's kind, driven, patient, faithful, cute, intelligent and will erase my inferior genes from the galaxy by producing superior blueberry kids.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is there not a decent blonde mod for Miranda by now what the frick is the point of you modding community?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect's modding community only dabbles in specific categories. It's not like Skyrim where there's countless talented autists working in every category of the game, Mass Effect modders don't really touch NPC appearance. It's tough work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What an absolute angel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"I was genetically engineered to be perfect"
    >Has buck teeth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's the year of the rabbit anon. Embrace buck teeth supremacy.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tali is the only character I have ever legit, unironically fallen in love with and I'm still mad at Bioware for pulling the rug out from under me with that shit ending. After all that buildup it felt like they were laughing at me for getting invested. Frick them.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turians were able to defeat many krogan bands. But the krogan responded with characteristically horrific attacks on turian worlds, using asteroids as weapons and rendering three planets totally uninhabitable.
    Friendly reminder the Krogan deserved the genophage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. That's why I never cured it in any playthrough. Their species should be forced to adapt and appreciate life more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every way you look at it, curing the Genophage is objectively a horrible idea and actually pretty fricking evil to boot.
      Hell, if humans reproduced at such a massive rate I would support the Genophage being used on us. That completely disregarding how violent Krogan are. Only morons who scream about MUH BROGAN WREX and normies that refuse to look at anything pragmatically would cure the Genophage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Every way you look at it, curing the Genophage is objectively a horrible idea and actually pretty fricking evil to boot.
        But you need shock troops against the Reapers, especially if it's a prolonged war. There's no room for morality conversations when the war is underway and you desperately need soldiers. Just cure it and then apply a new revised strain of the genophage if the galaxy survives the war.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's why you lie about it. Better to lie then to give them a taste of being free of the Genophage only for them to inevitably sperg out and get it again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As Mordin puts it, curing the genophage is bad because it WILL end in the Krogan being wiped off the face of the universe, and that's a tragic loss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't just the massive reproduction, it was the absurd hardiness and 1000 year life span. They were like giant, multi celled virus, reproducing out of control and destined to devour and destroy everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, the Krogan need to unite as a people and stop being such raging morons or they deserve to stay neutered. Wrex is a start but Wrex is fairly old for a Krogan and you can't bet it all on him remaining in charge and being able to weed out the morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >uplift apes
      >give them nukes
      >surprised they act like apes with nukes
      Maybe they should've been left alone in their planet instead of being shown the galaxy ahead of time just because you needed meat shields for the alien bugs the lizards had woken up. The genophage is a self-inflicted problem from the turians and salarians

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe they should've been left alone in their planet
        That's easy to say when you aren't getting ass raped by a bunch of space bugs and need a weapon to fight them. People were fine with the Krogan after until they started aggressively taking other races colonies by force because population control is apparently a foreign concept to Krogan.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >That's easy to say when you aren't getting ass raped by a bunch of space bugs
          Sounds like a (You) problem
          >and need a weapon to fight them
          Maybe think about the long term consequences of such an action? Oh wait, salarians don't do that because they live 40 years at best so they literally don't give a shit about the long term; same reason they're thinking about uplifting the yhag in ME3. The glowBlack person lizards do more harm than good
          >they started aggressively taking other races colonies by force because population control is apparently a foreign concept to Krogan
          Yes, it literally was a foreign concept to them. Sounds like the kind of volatile race that shouldn't have been uplifted to begin with
          >b-bu-but
          Don't frick around opening random relays, lizard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you shouldn't have fricked with space bugs in the first place.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well salarian then maybe you shouldn't have stuck your hand in the rachni beehive, then gave a chimpanzee a laser AK47 then got surprised the chimp chimped out.

            >Open door
            >A Black person is standing there and stabs you
            >"Well shouldn't have opened the door"
            No shit Captain hindsight.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >no need to open the door
              >doesn't lead to your house, you don't know where it leads
              >the door is located far away in a dark alleyway no one has gone to before
              >open it of your own volition
              >after you've been shanked you think the best course of action is to call in Lord Humungus' army
              >surprised when they stay around after the fact

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >how do i solve this? I know, lets give this OTHER Black person a shotgun
              waow

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well salarian then maybe you shouldn't have stuck your hand in the rachni beehive, then gave a chimpanzee a laser AK47 then got surprised the chimp chimped out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Turians and Salarians deserve to be enslaved by the Krogan for being stupid enough to uplift inherently violent species.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Turians had nothing to do with uplifting, the Turians meet the Asari and Salarians in the middle of the Krogan rebellion. The most that happened there was the Salarians made the genophage and the Turians were the ones who pressed the big red button because "frick em, they destroyed three of our planets" and Turians want to not just best you but make sure you can't be a treat, and neutering works well at that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I thought the Turians were already there by then and needed help with the rachni.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, they run into the citadel and were already space fearing. The asari and salarians begged them for help against the Krogan, they start fighting them, Krogan go for overkill by ramming asteroids and space stations into their planets rendering three uninhabitable and killing who knows how many, the turians get pissed. During that the Salarians make the genophage but intend to use it as a deterrent, but the Turians seeing the Krogan for the Black folk they are knew they'd keep going so they castrated them by deploying it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >fearing
              Frick I'm going to bed once this thread archives, I'm fricking tired.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Either way the Turians should've known that the Krogan's would absolutely habor a grudge that would span generations of Krogan. complete genocide would've been a mercy and a convience.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What makes you think they aren't aware they hold a grudge?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because they didn't kill the rest of them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No need to, they've been put in their place and aren't a threat anymore. And once the Salarians find out the genophage is losing effectiveness they just double neuter them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They are a threat. With the Krogan cured (or not I'm guessing most people cured it) it'll only end up in civil war between Wrexists and Traditionalists. It was a irresponsible act to allow them to live in a slow drawn out death, their society crumbled, their entire mindset changed to apathy or intense rage, and most even seeing the act of reproduction as completetly useless.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Genuinely, the best option is to keep the genophage going. IT gives the Krogans time to figure out how to not be a bunch of buttholes, and if they don't they don't survive. If they do, genophage weakens those that are born learn from the start to not be a gay, and they can propagate like normal damn people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if we nuked each other in the 1960s (we almost did) and an extra terrestrial species saw our bloodlust, and technologically uplifted and programmed us to use that bloodlust on a galactic scale
      krogan don't deserve genophage, krogan need to be demilitarized then left alone after massive extensive gene therapy that gets rid of their moronic blood rage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nexus TJI had human colonists be given a considerable tech boost by a smart pacifist race so that they help them by lending them humanely natural aggression and expertise at war.
        Rage is good, anon, so long as it's proper.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish theyd dabble more in playable aliens. Inquisition had all the species playable. I want to play as a laconic Turian soldier. A fish out of water Geth. A sage Asari Biotic. A scrappy Quarian tinkerer. A sarcastic Salarian rogue information broker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >play as a female Quarian and going after human wiener

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >asari bawd route
      >end the war by achieving peace with reapers, offering all the Asari as a harem, including yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Foolish c**t brain.
        They don't need peace for something they will take by force anyway.
        But you know that already, don't you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Willing sex is always better than forced sex
          Reapers are just incels and "the cycle" is their form of school shooting, just give them some fricking pussy and they go away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Playing as a Legion surrogate would be fantastic.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >plays futuristic space game
    >doesn't groom and coom the nerdy post-grad blue alien girl
    bigot

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hardly any games that allow you to go on adventures with your romanced characters/spouse

    This is why Skyrim still reigns supreme.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware should just create different timelines like Gundam if they're hell bent on still milking ME.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fought to get the best score so I can get my perfect happy ending with waifu
    >game just flat out laughs in my face and says nope, you suck, you are a moron for getting invested, pick a crayon, here's a nonsensical ending, you lose
    How do I get over this rage? I'm still mad. Sometimes I can block out my feelings but then some posts reminds me of the good times I had and how much the ending soured me on all 3 games and how I want to bomb Bioware.
    Someone help me cope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By realizing mass effect wasn't that good of a series to begin with and the waifus in the game were kind of ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't bad either.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's not working

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't the destination it was the joruney 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't have a problem with Shepard dying at the end. That's how I like my self-insert characters to end up their story.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did we from CRPG levels of ability control in ME1, to shared cooldowns in ME2, to manageable cooldowns but still shared in ME3, to only three powers but you can switch between four loadouts in Andromeda?

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    apparently genophage makes only 1 birth out of a 1000 viable
    so why not just slightly edit the genophage to make it let's say 40 out of 1000 viable? krogan would still be low in numbers and not a galactic threat, but not a zombie race with no future either

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Really shepard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes, really

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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