I'm 1 hour in and already bitch slapped the EMMI five times ( I'm not counting the first mandatory encounter ), and did two successful parri...

I'm 1 hour in and already b***h slapped the EMMI five times ( I'm not counting the first mandatory encounter ), and did two successful parries on a row twice. Is it really that hard to deflect E.M.M.I b***hes or am I just very lucky?
Maybe I'm good because I also deflect the jab in real life. I'm unvaccinated.
Metroid bread thread. I'm glad I finally bought it this game is fun, Samus is agile and so satisfying to control I love it, I'm sad I missed all the threads. I was busy playing Elden Rong.

Post memes, stories and pictures if you can, or if this thread is going to die please redirect me to some good archived Metroid bread thread.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yiff in hell, dogfricker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >complains about furgays
        >while posting tranime
        The irony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >defending furtrannies
          like the pot calling the kettle black

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          reddit moment

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The timing is random every time, it’s easier sometimes than others

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      parrying EMMI is basically down to luck due to what said, the final 2 or so EMMI are the ones that can potentially be a b***h to down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard about it. I don't wait for the light, I just sense it coming and instinctively press the button. I think it's just dumb luck because I'm shit a parrying in souls game, I can only parry successfully in Bloodborne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did better countering the later EMMIs than the first ones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kai leng moment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this, professional speedrunners even said its hard as hell to reliably escape

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only emmi that could be remotely considered trouble is the one that can freeze you with line of sight because all the other ones can just be outrun with zero thought.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great game

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When do we get the morphball? That's the first Metroid where you don't get it right in the first zone I believe.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm unvaccinated.
    I'm vegan and I crossfit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do they ever explain whats going on with the frost butterflies all over the game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw one crowd in front of a door and thought they were showing where you're supposed to go akin to the golden tray in Elden Ring. I'm probably wrong.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think its frame perfect with variable times, so yeah its pretty hard

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm vaccinated and I can react to EMMI too (well, the first attack at least, the timing on the second one is kinda hard but you can do it by looking at its arm movement)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need to get back to finishing this game, but god damn I hate how the EMMI's will grapple you simply by grazing your pinky toe.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based thread derailing, ban evading degenerate.

    I need to get back to finishing this game, but god damn I hate how the EMMI's will grapple you simply by grazing your pinky toe.

    I don't mind, at least they're
    1 : stuck in designated dumb robot zones,
    2 : we have tools to avoid them
    3 : at worst you have two opportunities to deflect the deadly jab
    4 : it makes killing them very cathartic, even parrying them is satisfying
    5 : they make cute noises
    6 : when they kill you you just respawn two seconds later with no punishment. If it was easier to deal with them it would completely ruin the pressure they're supposed to represent.
    I'd rather have them than a 3 meters tall Ganker bastard following you EVERYWHERE in the game like picrel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when they kill you you just respawn two seconds later
      That's kind of the other thing about them. I feel like I am being dragged through mud when I get caught by one. They're an intimidating enemy for sure, but I feel like they should have made running from them a bit more tense (smaller hitbox, but fast as frick and will intelligently outmaneuver you) and if you get caught you either take massive damage or die and go back to your save point. If I get stuck on one, I rarely feel satisfied with having evaded it or feel that I was justly caught and it just ends up being an annoyance. Maybe they're more interesting later in the game.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you think samus has an electric dildo that can have adam uploaded to it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Where am I? I can see only black... I hear nothing.... I can't feel my body.... Am I dead?"
      >Meanwhile Samus is just ravaging her pussy with the Adam dildo and thinks that somehow uploading an AI to a dildo changes anything

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I deflected another one holy shit was it harder before the update? I should try playing the game without them to check.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you've just got really good reflexes, Anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >good reflexes
        >uninstalled sekiro four times
        well maybe I'm bad at Sekiro because I play it at 30fps but still many people finished the game on base PS4 with that shit framerate so no excuses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sekiro has a 2 frame lag on the guard so that shit probably sucks at 30 fps.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >30fps
          Holy shit was the PS4 that bad?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I refuse to give snoy more money just to "upgrade" to pro. Still using my 2014 PS4.
            Funnily I had a better experience playing Elden Ring on it that most of the PC userbase on release.

            sekiro has a 2 frame lag on the guard so that shit probably sucks at 30 fps.

            I don't know if I can just "git gud" and push through with this system, Sekiro raped me, even malenia feels easy and moderately hard compared to any mid-bosses and bosses in it to me.
            Anyone playing Sekiro on the vanilla PS4? Am I just shit or is the game excruciatingly hard on it?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I also deflect the jab in real life
    It's easier for people like us who have no lives or family to support. we also had time to research. most people are to busy and stupidly uniformed, they just took the media lies for convivence. they really thought they were getting "immunity" and "protecting others", before that they were cheering for BLM in america.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. You don't need to browse through a billion threads made by schizo on /misc/ and /x/ to smell something when all the governments on earth decide to force a jab on you for a disease that only kills the +65yo exactly at the same moment.
      Also our health minister at the time, Agnès Buzyn, stated that there was not a single chance for the coronavirus to reach France. She left all of our airports open for months, conveniently giving a big opening for it to enter our country.
      Do you know who's her husband? Yves Levy, who worked back then at the P4 research facility at Wuhan. Naturally he knew how easily a coronavirus can spread through the population, and we're supposed to believe that he said nothing to her stupid wife? And that all of this was natural and not planned?
      And of course they're both member of the (tribe).

      It's so fricking big and obvious and nobody seems to care. I'm just baffled at the stupidity of the population.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And I'm not making things up:

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agn%C3%A8s_Buzyn

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yves_L%C3%A9vy

        Funny that nothing about P4 is mentioned on wikipedia, you need to go to the french page and even there they're not talking about the period he worked there

        https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yves_L%C3%A9vy

        Clown fricking world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. You don't need to browse through a billion threads made by schizo on /misc/ and /x/ to smell something when all the governments on earth decide to force a jab on you for a disease that only kills the +65yo exactly at the same moment.
      Also our health minister at the time, Agnès Buzyn, stated that there was not a single chance for the coronavirus to reach France. She left all of our airports open for months, conveniently giving a big opening for it to enter our country.
      Do you know who's her husband? Yves Levy, who worked back then at the P4 research facility at Wuhan. Naturally he knew how easily a coronavirus can spread through the population, and we're supposed to believe that he said nothing to her stupid wife? And that all of this was natural and not planned?
      And of course they're both member of the (tribe).

      It's so fricking big and obvious and nobody seems to care. I'm just baffled at the stupidity of the population.

      Could you not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Could you not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he missed the jab but still got autism anyway, many such cases

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mRNA covid shots cause clots and organ damage not autism dummy.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have grandpa reaction times and I still did it like 6 or 7 times throughout my two playthroughs.

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