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I'm a dog person, heh.
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Skill issue. My dogs don't do this.
This. Shitter dog cuz shitter owner. He knows you use that too much instead of doing things with him like youre supposed to so he eats it to teach you a lesson
>"It's the owner, not the breed," has caused the pit bull problem to grow into a 35-year old problem. Designed to protect pit bull breeders and owners, the slogan ignores the genetic history of the breed and blames these horrific maulings -- inflicted by the pit bull's genetic "hold and shake" bite style -- on environmental factors. While environment plays a role in a pit bull's behavior, it is genetics that leaves pit bull victims with permanent and disfiguring injuries. The pit bull's genetic traits are not in dispute. Many appellate courts agree that pit bulls pose a significant danger to society and can be regulated accordingly. Some of the genetic traits courts have identified include: unpredictability of aggression, tenacity ("gameness" the refusal to give up a fight), high pain tolerance and the pit bull's "hold and shake" bite style. According to forensic medical studies, similar injuries have only been found elsewhere on victims of shark attacks. Purveyors of this myth also cannot account for the many instances in which pit bull owners and their family members are victimized by their pet dogs. From 2005 to 2017, pit bulls killed 284 Americans, about one citizen every 17 days. Of these deaths, 53% involved a family member and a household pit bull. Notably, in the first 8 months of 2011, nearly half of those killed by a pit bull was its owner.
>It's the owner, not the breed
Correct. Only bad owners would own a pitbull.
>retard animal that literally can't function without constant attention
I already have a girlfriend. I get to fuck her so that's the tradeoff. There's nothing about a dipshit dog that makes it worth dealing with.
>1 hour a day
>constant attention
Youre the retard that got it without thinking lmao
Got what? I don't have a dog. I'll never have a dog. Dogs are worthless.
Then why even respond to me when I wasn’t talking to you in the first place? Are you that desperate for attention? What are you a dog?
>dumbass dog owners literally can't stop thinking about their shit animals
You fuck your dog, don't you
Blacks already exist.
Pitbulls have higher IQ then blacks
that's not exactly difficult to be fair
>>1 hour a day
In addition to their three hours of walks and 4 hours sitting on the couch with them right?
Then dont get a dog that requires that
Seethe
Not everyone wants to get a 14 year old grey hound
Or just dont get a dog at all and dont seethe to anonymous people online about how much you hate dogs. You seem just as attention seeking as a dog if you feel the need to come in here and complain about them to people you don’t know. Youre proof that Ganker doesnt play games
Stop projecting
You dont know what that word means apparently
1 hour a day is literally 1/12, or 8%, of an entire year's worth of time spent awake. That's way too much time to dedicate to some simpering pet.
I'd devote more than 8% of a year's worth of waking time to an animal with more loyalty than any human I've known
that's because you're a retarded simp gay who can't function unless someone/something literally relies on you to continue existing. pathetic sissy
*teleports behind u*
>can't function unless someone/something literally relies on you to continue existing
Yeah, that's life. This will be you down the line, except you won't be a strong hound that loves its master, you'll be an angry and forgotten gay in a wheelchair who sits in the corner watching everybody else play bingo
>goes right for some retarded false equivalence
Just admit that you're a pathetic pussy who doesn't feel fulfilled unless some parasitic lesser being is relying on you. You fucking worthless piece of shit. I hope your mother dies.
There's so much to unpack in this post it's like moving into a new house on christmas.
dogchads don't sleep for 12 hours a day
>haha bro just train them right!
>8 years and no problems so far 🙂
Pictured: Poor animal trainers
Shut up, bitch
weren't those pitbulls?
of course
How often do you hear stories of otherwise friendly golden retrievers just "Snapping" one day and mauling a mother and two children to death?
How many stories do you read of dachshunds attacking and killing chihuahuas while the owners can do nothing but watch in horror?
How many stories do you read about German Shepherds who break down doors and crash through windows because an old lady hobbled past their house on a cane and the dog took it personally?
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying these things have NEVER happened, but they're so infrequent that when you do hear about them it genuinely comes off like a fantasy story because of how unbelievable it is.
But when the story is about a pit bull? All you're going to say is "Well of course it was a fucking pitbull"
golden retrievers and german shepherds have high relative attack rates THOUGH
>golden retrievers
really? they are docile af as far as I know, must be because they are family pets. Really no kid below 8 or so should have any pet they don't know how to handle them and end up stressing them, and yes that applies to cats as well they can claw up a toddler's face pretty baddly
that's exactly why, they're a magnet for "first time dog" and people who are bad at training them, and they're big enough to cause damage
Relative to fucking what?
4.5 million Pitbulls in the united states = 64% of dog bites.
3.5 million German Shepherds in the United States = 4% of dog bites
The average number of fatal Shepherd bites is 20 a year.
The average number of fatal Pitbull bites is over 250 a year.
You're about 11x more likely to get bitten by a Pitbull than a German Shepherd.
These are not fucking relative AT ALL.
As for Golden Retrievers, there are estimated to be around 750,000 of them in the U.S. and their bite count is so insignificant that it doesn't even show up on lists relevant to this discussion.
But think about the poor moronino doggos! They dindu nuffins!
What the fuck, these numbers are so weird. I literally don't know a single person who owns a pitbull, everyone with a dog has either a retriever or a terrier
It really depends where you live Anons.
If you live in a nice area with a lot of white and east asian people, you're not going to see a lot of pitbulls outside of one or two "Awww it's not the breed it's the owner!" white girls who can't handle them.
If you live in an area with a lot of white rednecks or latinos, the number increases dramatically.
And of course even that number is miniscule compared to the sheer volume of pitbulls in black neighborhoods. Chicago alone has something like 50,000 pitbulls in it. And those are just the ones registered legally. Not the ones that were passed out under the table because Tequanda's bitch had puppies and she was sellin' dem little guys fet 25 dolla each gotta make dat paper.
There is no way there are 4.5 million shitbulls in this country. That's more than many states.
>ching chong bing bong
statistics are racist
>As for Golden Retrievers, there are estimated to be around 750,000 of them in the U.S. and their bite count is so insignificant that it doesn't even show up on lists relevant to this discussion.
There's only 750k goldies in the US? I thought it was way much more
you just made a lucky guess, thats all.
pictured: retards who owned the untrainable breed that is pitbulls
yeah they had 2 pitbulls, fuck pitbulls
>friends 2 good dobermans die in the same year
>he picks up the first shitbull he finds because its free of course
>aggressive, bites his family members, chases their 3 cats, constantly eats paper and garbage
the eating garbage has to be the worst because it thinks its a game - it intentionally grab something it knows it shouldn't have, then slowly eats it while looking at you, daring you to come get it so it can bite you. my friend got mad at me when i said i'm not grabbing that out of his mouth because i knew it was going to do it. they're just such shit dogs all around, i barely go over there anymore to hang out because i don't like dealing with that retarded dog. i miss his other ones though, very well behaved and fun to walk
Those cats are going to be puppy chow. Fucking retards.
Your friend is a stupid retard and when he gets his throat ripped out he'll deserve it
go to his house and drop an extra lethal dose of dog poison wrapped in cheese in the garbage
fuck that dog
Every time I see a femoid with a pitbull type of dog I pucker up, change street sides and I start looking for weapons or escape routes. There's nothing worse than a femoid with a dog as I have experienced for myself several times just last year alone.
If I lived in the US I'd probably carry a weapon on my person at all times for the sole purpose of popping an attacking pitbull
>Pick up Tekken Tag 2 on opening day at Gamestop
>Dont see pitbull, but I see a black dude acting weird
>Start walking towards the store and him
>"I WOULDN'T GO IN! THAT FUCKIN PITBULL'S NUTS!"
>Turn around and see pitbull and it starts snapping at me that was chained up at a pole outside the Gamestop
>Female moron owner notices I was looking at him
>HE AINT GOIN TO HURT NOBODY!
>Dog is physically the strongest breed
>Is the most likely dog to cause serious bodily harm and also most likely to be used by moron dog fighters
Surely it's just the breed's temperament and not any of these combined factors. I have seen small dogs who are assholes that would have likely killed a small child if they were physically capable of doing it.
> I have seen small dogs who are assholes that would have likely killed a small child if they were physically capable of doing it.
Well theyre not which is why they make better pets obviously, you stupid retard.
This is like saying Rottweilers are bad pets just because morons choose pitbulls in favor of them for being slightly stronger
If a dog breed killing like 10-20 worldwide people per year is grounds to ban them then surely firearms killing thousands of people in just america alone should warrant the same zero tolerance ban them all response, right?
>whataboutism
go read some shit and use your brain a little for a change
You aren't making traction with your antigun bullshit you gay chud. They aren't going anywhere. Let it go.
you're right, we'll ask the criminals to obey gun laws
Just as soon as my gun escapes from my house and shoots a toddler all on its own, I'll be the first to advocate banning them.
>ban all guns
>people who already obeyed gun laws can no longer get them
>violent criminals who were already getting them illegally continue to get them illegally
>now all the criminals are armed and everyone else is not
>FUCKIN' GENIUS
I hope your axe wound gets infected and kills you
this (
). America's situation is unique in that they already have tons of guns distributed all over the country. If legitimate gun owners are now prohibited from owning guns, you put them at a disadvantage against criminals who WILL capitalize on the opportunity if they know people won't be able to protect themselves
further,
it's a huge industry that makes a small number of people a massive amount of money. That money is used to lobby politician. Politicians like money so they do what the gun industry lobbies them to do
You'd have an easier time convincing a schizo to take his meds, it's a complex situation unique to that country (Im not American)
You realize people don't need guns to kill or rob you, right? Giving up a gun prevents you from using it to defend yourself and ensures you can be bullied by anyone with impunity.
>grounds to ban them then surely firearms killing thousands of people
a dog is a life form capable of making deceisons for itself.
a firearm is a tool. they can be used for good or bad.
you would not ban axes or a tire iron just because you can kill someone with them.
This.
If a man intent on killing loses access to firearms, he's just going to find some other method of killing people. Picking up a firearm doesn't flip a switch in the mind of an otherwise sane and reasonable man that drives him to start murdering people in gold blood for no reason other than he having the means to do so.
id start killing people if they had gold blood.
yeah probably a whole lot of fish out there who would happily have their owners suffocate in a never changed bowl of water but they can't realize it so they aren't a problem? want a goldfish btw
>Dog is physically the strongest breed
per pound, maybe, but real life isn't per pound. there are bigger dogs capable of more damage than pits, yet they dont kill as much. Because they ve not been bred to fight to the death in a pit, crazy huh?
>Dog is physically the strongest breed
It is bred specifically to fight. There are stronger breeds of dog
>it's just the breed's temperament
Yes, now you're getting it
>I have seen [cherry picking anecdote]
Neat
Bullmastiff are stronger and dont hold a candle to shitbulls for mualing babbies.
Even against a husky or German Shepard it's a coin flip because of the long snouts a good headlock keeps the mouth shut and you could wrestle it into submission. Will never happen against a pitbull, short about means you have no chance of stopping it from biting you.
It's even funnier when shitbull sympathizers try to quote the statistic where German Sheppard's bite more people on average, but German Sheppard's are also used by the military and police, so no shit.
>German Sheppard
peak dog aesthetic.
golden retrievers, shiba and border collie get a pass
The only bad experience I've ever had with a dog was a Shepherd which I can attribute to the owners being lazy shitty fuckheads, it was a rich neighborhood full of trust fund babies. Every other Shepherd interaction has been awesome
I really miss mine. He was so fucking retarded in the best ways.
No wonder blacks own them all the time. The ratios are worse then theirs!
I don't understand why there's such a hard push to make these things look harmless, if you look at any shitty "wholesome" animal channel it's 50% "omg look how sweet this pibby is :)"
Is it just a women being self destructive retards thing?
Human nature to naturally want to be contrarian. The fact that these animals are dangerous and universally hated means that certain mentally ill people are going to default to them being their favorite. You see it with everything in life, videogames included. morons like them because they're dangerous and they're just as violent.
It's the species-wide drive to "fix" things perceived as broken or bad, piled on top of sunk cost fallacy/refusal to believe we did anything wrong breeding them into existence. A pitbull has to be the sweetest little thing to exist because the blind hope that it will one day be true needs to happen for these people.
> it's not an owner issue
Yes it fucking is. The fact pits are prone to violence does not excuse the owners.
It's the owners fault in the sense they own a pitbull, the breed should be banned or at least require a license to own. Dogs bite like 4.5m people in the US alone every single year, and that's not even accounting for the rat dog bites that go unreported.
I'd be good with licenses but that's a slippery slope. Point is a pitbull is a dangerous and high maintenence breed. People shouldn't just be getting them without being prepared. It's irresponsible
there are just as many "my precious princess velvet hippo of 10 years suddenly mauled my kids for zero reason" reports as there are as trailer trash letting their untrained dogs roam the city
Literally morons on 4 legs.
No wonder White gurls can't stop fucking them.
I know a shitbull did this
just outlaw shitbulls
I'm glad I live in a country where you need a special permit to own a out bull or any kind of attack dog, and you're also forced to put a muzzle on them in public at all times.
did she get to keep the dogs?
Shitbulls aren't dogs
What breed were they? I've trained literally thousands of dogs and never been attacked.
Shitbulls. I don't know why americans insist on getting fighting dogs (not even guard dogs! just fighting) as family pets. I'm european and literally the only people I've seen with pitbulls were pit fighters/druggies/both.
Let me guess, a shitbull.
Imagine if these libtards owned a gun. The moment some dog (mine or some one else’s) attacked one of my kids it would get as many bullets as required to stop.
>dumb Amerishart starts randomly spraying bullets like he's in an action movie
>hits literally everything but the dog including the children he's trying to protect with his "rights"
You burgerclap fatasses are so hilariously embarrassing, you all think you're in the Expendables lmao
even if they were John Wick i've seen videos of pitbulls that just keep on chomping their mouth even after shot in the head
They have an ungodly amount of bite force and their muscles clench if they get a head injury so yeah they'll just keep clamping down even as they fucking die
Absolutely evil animals
do you got a link to that video? Sounds too crazy to be real
>live in america
>consumed by terror at every moment of every day because morons or whatever
>buy dogs to protect family from morons
>buy guns to protect family from dogs meant to protect family from morons
>put up signs saying you have guns and dogs to warn away burglars
>morons break in and steal your guns when you're not home
>dogs eat children when they get home from school because the morons stressed them out when they were stealing your guns
HOLY KEK
gobless americle :') lambs of the free
United Slaves of Americorp
kek
ohnonono americanbros... how are we going to respond to this
>>live in america
by terror at every moment of every day
Stop watching MSM
>fear
That's literally the reason because el americano buys SUVs
Can you pedofags just STFU.
Just watch porn!
>Dogs tear apart two kids.
Metal. Should I go ask /gif/?
>thinly veiled shitbull thread on Ganker
nice
Nigbulls are the worst breed of dog in history. Staffordshire Terriers are not the same thing and they are infinitely better yet retain a similar appearance.
Shitbulls. Literally every time. We need to have a genocide of shitbulls as soon as possible.
Let me guess, they were poodles, right?
Yes
nice
That's a thicc boy.
Fugly shit hounds
he's long
He is mid, but she is pretty long(she was still a pup in this photo).
he cute
>but shitbulls
You know you are being a shitwit, but you just wanted the funny "I HATE SHITBULLS" (you)s didn't you?
Either way skill issue, image falling for the shit breed trap.
Pitbulls aren’t dogs neither are small rat breeds
Literally if you have 2 toddlers get ripped apart by your own shitbul right in front of you, what else is there to do but suicide?
These people must be extremely vain to even keep on living.
plenty of people believe in consequences after this life, exiting oneself can also be seen as vain because it might end your suffering but it can also transfer it to the people who cared about you
>inb4 muhh sky-daddy cult
okay so you'll readily accept and spread Simulation Theory, but put a Western spiritual coating on it and suddenly it's fairy tales
Shut the fuck up mongoloid, I bet you think you sounded so smart with that nonsense
not argument, I accept your concession
Im not deluded about my intelligence, I got around ~90 IQ on the last test I took, and those tests boost your score to massge your ego
what does it say about yourself when you get so assblasted when talking to a tard?
Retard
yes now you're getting it
K, but in that case you're already going to hell because you were a shit enough parent to let your kids be eaten by your pets.
which holy book says that?
They kept pitbulls around their toddler and baby. That's just asking for it. Should've been charged with negligent homicide.
It's hilariously sad you can't even have an honest discussion about it because people conflate this with humans and race because people want to pretend as if genetics affect everything except the mind.
>pitbulls
>heh just train them
>why would you say those are shit dog you're a shit trainer
>omg that attack was initiated by the kids poor doggos
pitbulls are the morons of dog world
>bad things happen to white people
Makes my day better.
>t. some gay that intentionally lives around them
You can always go back and believe me the feeling is mutual chaim/pablo/chang/jamal
Why are these moron dogs so common
Normalfags are fucking retards who question nothing, plenty of morons post about how shitbulls are le heckin wholesome companions, totally misunderstood, it's the heckin bad ownerinos etc etc and other morons buy into that shit, get a shitbull and spread it further to even more morons
Speaking of normalfags, just look at faceberg. The dog groups there all like to virtue signal how great Pibbles is around 3 month old Timmy.
>"haha look at me I let a potentially violent predator sniff around my infant child"
>"OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY KID JUST GOT FUCKING MURDERED BY MY DOG"
Dogs shouldn't do that, if your dog jumps up on every person who visits the house, for instance your dog is poorly trained because you're a shitty pet owner
Same here walk your fucking dogs people or dont have one. Worst our dog did was chew some wires as a puppy and steal a whole dressed crab which was mostly our fault for putting it in the back with him.
We were more impressed as he managed to open the backpack, unwrap it and eat it shell and all without us hearing
>whole dressed crab
what
in like a tutu?
based, dogs require a lot of attention. My dog is my hunting partner, I train her daily so she won't kill people.
This, my dog bit me once out of "anger" when he was 16 fucking years old and at the time was slowly dying. He immediately knew he did wrong and tried to lick the wound, despite the bite barely breaking the skin.
>my dog attacked me and then tried to infect my wound with his disgusting mouth bacteria
I bet you're the kind of "person" who lets their dog lick their mouth.
His legs gave out, so I went to pick him up and he bit me. Only time he ever did.
have a nice day.
>my pet is dying, suffering, can't walk, and is probably ridden with dementia
>i will not get it put to sleep even though that would be the merciful and moral thing to do
are you planning on getting maided once you turn 70
If I can't walk, have a nonfunctioning brain, am constantly suffering, and have no hope of ever getting better, then yes absolutely I would. Why wouldn't you?
I know several dog owners who let their dying animals linger for months or even years because they were too pussy to get the dog put down or because they liked watching it sit in its bed and piss and shit itself because it still wagged its tail when they walked by.
He was put down not long after you utter mongoloid. Him losing his ability to walk is when we knew he had to be put down.
What the fuck is with you and your projection?
>dumb cunt dog owner is too fucking retarded to tell that his dog is too old to live comfortably until it literally can't walk
Smartest doggay
>dog acts normally even into advanced age
>think nothing of it until the abnormal occurs
I thought chinks were supposed to be smart?
you're supposed to read the expiration date bro
>dog acts normally even into advanced age
Dilate
>instantly goes for a Reddit buzzword
I accept your concession, also I'm glad your shithound died and you should have too
Go get eaten by an escalator, Chang. You can cope and dilate further because you literally do not understand the concept of love or companionship.
>dogfag starts violently seething because nobody else in the thread is a retard who feels the need to have a potentially violent slobbering slave depend on them to not die
Lmfao you might as well be a woman
What in gods name are you even going on about? You brianless fucking chink.
>brianless
Fucking kek. Doggay is seething so hard he can't type.
You will never be white.
>devolves further into seething racism based on his own sad projection
Your shithound died and it's fucking hilarious.
I'm sorry you're Chinese, it must be difficult waking up every morning and seeing piss yellow skin. Assuming you can see with those eyes of yours
>he's still stuck on his schizoid tangent
All because I made fun of your shitty animal's death kek
I'm long over my dogs death, it's been years. You're the one seething uncontrollably because of the mere mention of my dog earlier in this thread. There are only two groups that cannot handle dogs mere existence, the Chinese and muslims. And from how you type, you most likely fall into the yellow menace territory.
>no u
>Reddit absolutes
You do not fit in and you never will.
>potentially violent slobbering slave depend on them to not die
dogs can go wild and persevere in the wild though, google chernobyl wild dogs for example
also you are the only one violent here, try to be civil please
>try to be civil please
This isn't Reddit, fuckhead. Fuck off back there if you want le heckin wholesome civility.
again with the insults!! didn't your mother teach you any manners?
I would suggest for you to rethink your behaviour! this is my last reply to you and good day/night, sir.
I can't wait until you die
kys tranime coomer
Barking constantly is love? Lmao dog nutters are fucking insane
Ignore that retard, he probably literally has sex with dogs
>I'm glad your shithound died and you should have too
not him but you are very rude... think on your behaviour
have a nice day, your family will celebrate your demise
i carry the pupperino bolt gun on me at all times. one sign of weakness, once, and lights out. it's tough but that's what it takes to be a dogchad.
The line I draw is when the dog can't walk or is in so much pain that it resists walking. I still take it to the vet to see if it can be fixed with some medicine. Still, some people don't even do that. I was at the vet recently and I overheard the vet practically begging the owner of a dog to buy $20 of medicine so their dog wouldn't die.
Fuck you
>giving chang (You)s
don't bother
>dipshit moron dog can't function
>try to help it
>dipshit moron dog bites out of reflex because it's a retarded violent animal
>dipshit morondog's dipshit moron owner is shocked
>dog is a good family dog for 16 years
>in his advanced age, suddenly collapses
>run over like a good owner to help
>get bit out of reflex
>retarded chinkoid on Ganker seethes from hearing said story
God I wish you had actually died
I've owned several dogs and literally never had this problem outside of the puppy stage. Do people not buy them toys to chew on or something?
Based dog is telling you to stop with the escapism, it's unhealthy. Go outside.
Based. Marche was right.
>Remember to take periodic breaks from Ganker, youtube shorts, tiktok, instagram, or whatever shitposting site you prefer to check your clock and take care of yourself
>Marche
from the simpsonps?
No that's Midge
Walk your dog fatty
This wouldn't happen if you had a PS5
Yeah the game-eating dog would starve to death instead.
Nice
dogs are the morons, chinks and slavs of the pets world
This. Cats are objectively better.
>owning something that could one day decide to just kill you just because
Inb4 moron brain apologists with their "no bad dog, hurrr jus bad owners" yeah no retard. Animals are animals. Owning snakes, dogs, or any other "pet" that could randomly decide to fuck your shit up is just retarded ape brain behavior and I always laugh when I hear stories of the family dog going rabid and killing a child or a snake turning on it's owner or children. You brought this shit on yourself moron brain morons.
How do i deal with my jackass cat trying to jump on my ps5 as use it as a launch pad to jump to higher places?
put it somewhere where it's not in a position to be used as leverage to jump from
or kill your cat
its not like you have anything you're using it for.
Poke its butthole
I think you’re mistaking pit bulls for a regular family dog. Your dog isn’t going to attack you unless you abuse it or it’s a rescue that’s been abused, and even if it did a healthy adult male has nothing to fear from a dog that hasn’t been trained to attack.
>T: not a brain parasite controlled drone
Physical fags lose again
Bitch owes me a new F Zero X
I assume the dog also mauled your child in addition to your child's games?
I hate dogfags so much.
Maybe pibbles just needed something a little tougher to chew on, try getting some games that aren't designed for babies
You did that yourself and blamed it on the dog.
Seems like you don't know how to raise your dogs.
I've got a dog and it's never touched my PS5 games.
You cheeky wanker.
>Heh, such an epic "roast" deserves 30+ (you)s and screencaps to be posted at r/Ganker, amirite, fellow channers and Tendiesisters?
Here's a pity (you). Hope it helps you sleep better at night.
Don’t worry, it’ll get some games soon.
ayo hol up
Why did Tim Sweeny eat your remote?
based dogchads obliterating goyslop
I beat untrained pets.
Any time Im at someones house, be they a relative or the place im staying, if their pet acts like they own the place and isnt trained while their owner is passive and just lets it run wild, I dont let that slide.
Pets should know that they live under the grace of their owners and if it weren't for them they would lead much shorter lives.
When Im home alone and I see these little shits its go time.
dogs that make noise get beat and objects thrown at them until they stop
cats that shit outside the box I grab and stuff their face right into the shit.
Etc
I love pets when they are obedient. If law didnt exist Id beat their owners too.
No you don't. What a weird thing to larp about
So you wait until the owners are gone to abuse their pets? Why don't you just do it in front of them, since you're totally not a giant pussy or anything?
>Don't train your animal
>"Wtf how could it do this to me?"
physical collector here. Nothing of value was lost in a bunch of 1st party nintendo titles. Everyone has these that is 10 years old or younger. When next nintendo console comes out, guess which games are going to flood the market when everyones pawning for swtich 2
switch games have a bittering agent so kids to eat them, I highly doubt this was a dog
Dogs are such shit tier pets
this is fake. nintendo puts secret sauce on SD cards so dogs dont eat them.
And nothing of value was lost
Skill issue.
if you haven't taught your dog to not do this shit past 2-3 years old it's on you.
Let me guess, shitbull owner?
>the garbage link's awakening demake
based dog
>hate dogs
>a lot to the extent that I make threads on an/
>wants to be reincarnated as a e-boi's doggo
That's me.
>get dog
>don't train it
>dont play with it
>dog bites stuff because of boredom and lack of training
>why are dogs so awful
I just[spoiler] know.[/spoiler]
that anon lives in a ghetto
Who the fuck goes outside to enjoy bologna?
god you are so fucking retarded
Bad owners != dogs bad
None of my dogs stare at the sky all day barking, but I know the asshole living in the house rear me just leaves his home and lets his dog roam around and since the asshole has no windows in the rear and leaves the balcony open in the front, the dogs just spend all day going front and back barking at every single person tha crosses the streets.
As a note, my mom started spraying them with water every time they bark at her, nowadays they almost never get on the back since they know my mother will take the hose and spray them with cold water.
My mother told the owner that the dogs barked a lot and the asshole literally said she was a bitter person and that his dogs don't bark.
My old neighborhood has the dog domino effect haaarrd,
>everyone has a fucking dog
>live RIGHT NEXT to 3 little dogs that bark at everything and nothing
just going outside meant setting them off, so fucking annoying.
A piece of meat filled with poison, shrapnel, or both will fix everything when animal control doesn't give a fuck.
>Pitbulls
How long until the gubberment decides to start splicing Pitbull and Human DNA?
Imaging being chased down by a pack of bipedal Pitbulls with guns and clubs
>Press A to beat dog
>gay game carrier
>phsyical representation of putting all your eggs in one basket
deserved
you can train cats to fetch too though most people don't bother training them at all
He isn’t wrong
>open a can of any meat
>cat starts meowing and brushing against your legs in an attempt to warm up to you begging for food
>interact with any string or wire
>cats claw it thinking its a game
Same shit
so basically cat lovers are cucks who want to serve, be sumissive and not get anything in return for their love. while a dog will not only give you love, but also potentially protection and fend off/scare off attackers. i'm not a pet guy and dogs are clearly more annoying than cats, but atleast theyre not assholes, like most cats seem to be?
>not get anything in return for their love.
Stopped reading. You've never owned a cat.
There is a strong correlation between those who identify as "cat people" and higher intelligence, as well as the reverse for "dog people". Reason being that dog people feel unfulfilled unless they have something that is attached to them and literally NEEDS their attention in order to continue existing. Dogs will literally die of loneliness if they aren't given enough attention and praise. This kind of parasitic relationship points to lower intelligence, whereas cat owners are comfortable with a companion as opposed to a subservient creature, an animal they can share a mutually beneficial relationship with and who could survive perfectly fine on the street without any human companionship or attention (as millions of cats already do).
Cat owners are simply more emotionally intelligent and mature.
>Cat owners are simply more emotionally intelligent and mature.
Ah yes. All of those videos of people jamming toast on a cats head or playing malicious pranks on them for a laugh or overfeeding their cats so they can post pictures of it on r/chonker are the actions of emotionally intelligent and mature people.
>hereas cat owners are comfortable with a companion as opposed to a subservient creature
Bullshit. I've had a dozen plus cats. They will wreck shit, including you, if they're bored/not getting enough attention. Outdoor cats need less attention but here, in the states, they tend to live much shorter lives (coyotes, raccoons, and cars).
The real thing is irresponsible people having pets and then those pets blowing up in their faces. An animal is a committment not an accessory.
utterly soulless post. you don't understand what love is
Okay now do it with a fucking string. What a retard.
Neither animal thinks about anything. They're not sapient. A dog fetches because it was trained over thousands of years to be a retriever. It is part of its genetic programming due to selective breeding. Cats were not used for hunting because they are not pack animals and their genetic disposition made them inherently a poor species for it.
H.P. Lovecraft is literally a mouthbreathing Luddite if he really believed this. Jesus Christ. Just goes to show that racism generally correlates to people with low intelligence.
35 IQ; the post
That's not how you use a semicolon
That's not how you use a period, either
>HUEHUEHUE LE GRAMMAR
Retarded chud.
that is how you use both retard
>frogposter is retarded
Checks out.
This post infuriates the 4chantard and they have no actual comeback for it
It's made by a 4chantard that thinks only only white males from his hometown are people
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
>also cats: runs off a the fucking staircase to chase a red dot
Protip: Both cats and dogs are not self-aware. They are dumb animals. One is run by instincts that tells it to pounce and chase small things that move around on the ground, another is run by instincts to be a loyal member of the pack. They don't do anything else.
Go watch videos of cats with go-pros on them. They have a whole life outside. They do a lot of stuff, dogs largely don't, they just obey human orders.
Because people don't let their dogs out unattended and if they do the dog gets killed/arrested
Wow dogs truly are the morons of the animal world then
Depends on where you live. I regularly travel to Malaysia to visit my gf's family. There's a pack of street dogs that stay outside on the roadside. They make noise if people are loitering around and scare away lizards and snakes. It's why dogs became so popular to keep as pets in the first place.
>depends on where you are lol
>in third world sub human land this happens xD
I'm in the the rural Midwest and my family let our dogs run free all the time, cept the hounds that might run off to go tree coons all the time.
My point being that dogs can live without direct subservience to humans. They just kinda figure out it's a good deal to stay around them and keep unwelcome people and animals away.
At least I feel for a meme that gives me pussy and not the "be a dumbass on the internet" meme, nerd.
Ahah this whitey fell for the yellow pussy meme lol kek lmao
>haha you have a girlfriend loser
>*cries while he pussies out slitting his wrists for the 3rd time that month*
I don't need to, I have had several cats. I regularly went to nearby farms where wild cats would just mind their own business and catch rodents. Cats are hyper efficient killer machines that enjoy some level of social interaction. That's it.
One of my cats has more than one family. He has an interesting life that's for sure.
Tell me you dont know dogs
He literally named his cat moronMan.
The cat was already named so before he owned it.
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a moron.
I love cats more than anything but this is retarded
rip off a page off his novels, shape it like a ball, throw it and the cat will run after it just like dogs do with sticks
using lame shit like this to act with elitism is a huge sign that someone has self esteem issues and they need to find something to make them feel superior but they have nothing real to be proud of
I understand the mystique the cat evokes and prefer them as pets but beyond those aspects, cats are pretty much useless to humans. Dogs can sniff drugs, find missing people and protect herds. To say dogs are inferior is absolutely retarded.
99.9% of dogs can't do any of those things, they have to be specially bred and trained by professionals for those purposes. At best most dogs people own can barely be trained to do some party tricks.
Yeah and humans can be astrophysicists, neurosurgeons and inventors, doesn't mean most of them are. The 'hero' dog stories are the top 0.00001% of the species and were specially trained for those purposes and heavily selectively bred to weed out any bad traits. Most dogs are fucking stupid honestly. People pretending fido is a protection dog while it barks at anyone and anything and runs away if an actual invasion happens are the equivalent of parents pretending their kid is a genius for learning how to read at 4 years old.
Even the worst puppies already serve to complement their owner's senses. Even a useless, poorly trained dog will probably show some reaction when someone or some animal enters your property at night while you are distracted drinking a beer or something. If you are in tune with the dog it will serve you well to get a shotgun or something, or to tell the people around you to watch out, etc. It's a way to get more points in perception, basically.
look at all these seething replies
dogcels be malding over catchads
ALSO LOOK AT MY FUCKING CATPCHA
what are the fucking odds bros
LE HECKIN CAPTCHARINO
kys chud
mad clown
captchalet peasant
>one of the most well known english writers gets his "logic" btfo by some anons in a somalian bread baking forum
The absolute state of angloids and catfags keklmao
>another thread on Ganker where anons give advice on things they know nothing about
>Its another thread where the lowest IQ reader smugly points out how he's smarter than everyone else
>hurr what is reading comprehension
You're a fucking idiot.
Some dogs are just bad, that's how things go sometimes.
>Some dogs are just bad, that's how things go sometimes
I know dogs have different personalities, but if the owner doesn't put the effort into the dog not becoming bad it's the owner's fault too.
it's the owner's fault but you're the one that gets bitten. oh no, he gets euthanized? what about my scar that will never heal?
we need to change the law and treat every dog attack as if the owners did it themselves
I agree we should put all blacks and women to death
>we need to change the law and treat every dog attack as if the owners did it themselves
uh, you're liable for any damage or bodily injury your dog does
but that doesn't mean the dog won't get put down
Time to pirate
more like you're a reddit person
ah hell naw patrick stare be graggle simpon now :skull: :skull:
Looks like the dog did you a favor gay. Get a life.
you DO prefer dogs, right?
Ganker is a cat website.
that's been debunked, sweaty
I’ve owned both and I would rather have a dog than a cat. A cat is alright but not really fixable. A dog is easier to train. Also dogs are more expressive and easier to find out what they want. A dog will whimper and scratch at a door if it wants to go outside or grab a toy if it wants to play. A cat can meow all day and after feeding and playing its still unsatisfied
>1-2 months ago
>some persons pitbull variant ""escaped"" home and mauled a smaller dog to death and attacked its owner
>out of nowhere a guy on a motorcycle arrives at the scene and shoots the fucking dog and leaves the premises all of this in yurope where carrying guns is not exactly legal
>guy that owned the dog and various animal organisations seethe to the police to find the guy that shoot the animal
thank god the public opinion did not side with them at least
>out of nowhere a guy on a motorcycle arrives at the scene and shoots the fucking dog
Absolutely based.
>out of nowhere a guy on a motorcycle arrives at the scene and shoots the fucking dog and leaves the premises all of this in yurope where carrying guns is not exactly legal
Not all heroes wear capes.
they're not banned where you are?
>well behaved
>generally relaxed
>become worse than pitbulls if there's food involved
I love these little shitheads like you wouldn't believe. they'll literally eat themselves to death if they can get enough food.
to be fair, they are hard to distinguish from sausages, and i've heard dogs love sausages.
Why were they bred to have such short pathetic limbs? What purpose does it serve?
Going into tunnels and other cramped spaces to kill vermin.
That makes sense and now i feel kinda stupid.
Don't worry, it's not just a feeling.
🙁
Easier to control.
To crawl into holes and fuck up badgers. Their German breed name is literally "Badger Dog".
Wypipo problems
fake
Kid probably deserved it
Wouldn't the CPS do something about this? It's enough for an investigation
That kid is gonna have problems in the future.
Daddy issues, porn "career", drug issues, death?
Dog should be euthanized, parents should be executed
I don't know what's worse, if that it happened, or that they made a fucking tiktok out of it.
Tiktok, and social media as a whole, have ruined people.
The sheer amount of shit people post online that can be summed up as
>That's horrible. Why were you filming instead of doing something about it?
Are fucking astonishing.
Help that drowning man
Stop that baby carriage
Free that dog
Pick up that old lady
Stop that child from hitting that other child
People are so concerned with getting their 15 minutes of fame by pointing their fucking cell phone in the general direction of life that they forget to live their lives and actually do something in the heat of the moment that needs doing. The world could be ending and people would be so busy live streaming it happening that nobody would bother to hit the "Stop Doomsday" button right in reach.
Looks like fucking chucky
This is inhuman levels of disturbing.
That dog has 5 to 8 years left max, that child is gonna have scars for the rest of their life and that animal is gonna keep you guessing as to when (not if) it'll attack next.
Yeah I don't really get it, I understand being attached to your pets and loving them but in the end it's an animal. My neighbors dog got out when I was a kid and went and scarred me up and bit me in my own yard randomly and my neighbors immediately sent it to get put down and I wasn't even their kid.
Dog > Pedobait
Purge the Pedofags
Can't believe the father would bite her face like that. Look at him smiling; he knows he got away with it
How do you raise a cockerspaniel to be violent?
my cocker got pretty stressed once with some neighbor's retard child (actually tarded), and from then on we made sure they don't interact so it's pretty much possible to make a cocker lash out
>we have investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong
Not to sound chinese or anything but kill all dogs with fire
>family has had pitbulls for my entire life
It's weird how people are so scared of them lol
>family has been retarded for your whole life
Explains a lot
OP blaming his nonexistent dog because he can’t stop teething as a manchild adult.
This is why I like cats. Maybe Pitbulls for security for a company.
Cats would have just pissed on all your games instead.
If you like dogs, you are normie as fuck. People who like dogs like the constant attention and approval from the dog.
My sister has some kind of pitbull mix, but he is a huge coward always whining and hiding.
Dogs go berserk if you ignore them for just one hour and are prone to destroying your shit. If dogs we're people, people would call them out for their moron tier behavior and kick them out, but since it's an animals people looove them so much. I'll never understand most people.
>Dogs go berserk if you ignore them for just one hour and are prone to destroying your shit.
Left a webcam on once to see what my dog did when I we were all out of the house and she literally just napped all day until someone got home
my dog used that chance to nap on the couch/beds even thought it was not allowed and doesn't even try to climb them when there are people around, we only noticed it because sometimes they were oddly warm when we came home
Stop ignoring your pets.
>ban pitbulls
>people just cross breed something that isn't quite a pitbull
>other people just let their dogs loose on mass rather than putting them down
They spray these to make them taste bad. Your dog must really hate your switch.
Go ahead and lick one.
>BING! BING! W- ACK!
REMOVE DOG remove dog
you are worst pet. you are the pet idiot you are the pet smell. return to wolf. to our fox cousins you may come to our country... you may live in the zoo......ahahahahaha, dog we will never forgive you. chihuahua rascal FUck but fuck asshole pitbull stink sqhipere shqipare
How's the forest today wolf
no
The owner of that mutt should be jailed and the dog should be stomped to death
samoron moment
have a nice day, shithound owner.
sorry they stole your white girlfriend
>schizoid babble
Smartest dog owner
>AIIEEE A DOG IS BARKING AT ME
>jumps in front of a truck
kek based fido removing cowards from the gene pool
Sociopath
heh
do white women really fuck dogs
i know a middle eastern girl who told me she fantasizes about getting railed by a dog and i've seen enough dogfucking videos to know that black girls fuck them just fine as well, so i came to the conclusion that girls just fuck dogs
Sorry brownoid but women (and guys) everywhere fuck everything that isn't you
fake and gay
>t. white women
your jig is up
send link
>source: random post on the internet
yep, checks out as 100 percent fact
>Wypipo let huter/scavengers who eat parasite laden prey and carrion lick their mouths.
Fucking disgusting.
SHITren lost.
If that were my dog, I'd have bashed the brain matter out of its ears with a brick.
Same. My sister had this one retard dog who chewed everything and I mean everything. My Dad made her give it away and I don't miss it one bit.
Shitskin
Shitskin or not, it's true. Low income whites are the new turd worlders.
Ganker is a cat website
Reminds me of something that happened in France.
>woman walks her husband's shitbull in the woods
>get mauled while being on the phone with him
>husband says she was attacked by a group of hunting dogs
>pitmommies rush to the rescue and raise money to try and defend the pitty
>investigation reveals that the pitbull was the one who killed her to no one's surprise and that no hunting dogs were involved
>guy literally heard his wife get torn apart to death with their unborn child in her stomach and still decided to defend his mutt
TPD
demonic, if real
I love dogs but holy fuck do I hate dog owners. I can't even enjoy a walk anymore without being audibly assaulted by every dog on the street that is left out there to bark and annoy the piss out of every single person around. There's probably not a more annoying sound in the world than a fucking dogs incessant barking, especially those little rat ones. Bring your shithead dog inside you fucking gays, stop making it everyone else's problem. Then there's the "oh don't worry he's friendly :)" types that have their dog off a leash and it runs up barking and snarling at you. Not everyone is a fucking dog person and they don't want your horribly trained dog running at them when they're just minding their business and trying to walk ffs.
Keep crying catcuck
>keep crying catcuck
>leaves his untrained mutt outside
>someone finally has enough of the noise and chucks a steak laced with anti-freeze over your fence
Just train your gay dog gay, or keep it indoors.
Me and my dog have as much right to be out walking as you, you whiny little fagola.
>b-but people aren't all dog people uwu
I literally don't give a single fucking shit, maybe stop being a sensitive pussy who gets triggered by a four legged animal existing near them LMAO
Cunt
It's literal law to keep your gay dog on a leash when out walking, no one gives a shit if the dog is leashed when walked. Furthermore, train it so it doesn't jump on every stranger it sees. There should be a license for owning a dog so lazy retards like this don't own one and become a nuisance for society.
>backpedals instantly even though he was crying like a gay bitch about leashed dogs barking AKA doing what dogs do
Retarded fucking gay cocksucker. Fuck you piece of shit, I hope you get killed
moron you cannot read
>Then there's the "oh don't worry he's friendly :)" types that have their dog off a leash and it runs up barking and snarling at you.
>that have their dog off a leash and it runs up barking and snarling at you.
>I can't even enjoy a walk anymore without being audibly assaulted by every dog on the street that is left out there to bark and annoy the piss out of every single person around. There's probably not a more annoying sound in the world than a fucking dogs incessant barking, especially those little rat ones.
No mention of leashes eh? Now shut the fuck up you little cocksucker, I'd beat the living fuck out of you if I saw you in the street crying like a bitch about LE EBUL DOGGARINOS fucking Reddit gay chud
>inconsiderate moron tier gay trying to act like an internet tough guy to defend his annoying DOGGO barking all hours of the day, no better than people blasting jiggaboo tunes all hours of the night and are basically savages
That had nothing to do with walking but everything to do with your inconsiderate ass leaving your dog outside neglected all hours of the day so it barks at everyone and everything out of boredom. It's also against the law in most places that have noise ordinances. kys
>immediately changes tack because he got caught being a gay
I'd sic my dog on your Tumblr chud ass and laugh as yo udied
Your gay mutt can't harm anything that isn't a toddler or a grandma, fucking subhuman trash thinking a dog makes you appear tough kek
Guarantee my boi could fucking tear out your little sissy throat and you wouldn't be able to do shit but scream and cry for Tumblr's help
>oh no subhuman pit daddy sic'd his mongrel at me
>shoot it, mace it, etc
>dog if it somehow survived is immediately put down for attacking someone
Your average subhuman dog owner everyone
>admits he's a little pussy ass bitch that has to go for a gun instead of squaring up
lmao weak ass gay
not our fault your dog is too stupid to invent civilization and metalworking etc to eventually make guns and use them.
sounds like a lot of cope for being a pussy who can't fight lmao
>just get injured so you can prove your manliness to some dumbass slave animal and his subhuman owner
I could gouge its eyes or kick it in the head but there's no point, it's more humane to shoot it since it's going to get put down anyway
>bro I totally could i-it's just not worth it
lmao yeah sure lil bitch
>durr if you don't like dog that means you like cat
retard
Keep crying catcuck
don't like cats don't like dogs
you're a gay
>buying toddler games
every disgrace you ever gone through is your own fault
From the thousands of dog races why in the fuck do you pick a shitbull?
It is the most populous breed in american shelters so when someone adopts from one they get either played into adopting one or feel bad.
>It is the most populous breed in american shelters
I wonder why.
do you bark?
Will you two gays just kiss and make passionate love already?
The worst thing a cat of mine ever did was steal my brushes and gnaw on them.
Did you have to put it down?
No, I just didn't give her treats that day.
I genuinely want to launch a genocide on any poodle mix mutt dog. Fucking yorki-poo, malti-poo, anything with a poo suffix lives up to its name because they're all shit fucking dogs. They're the most dramatic little attention whore turd dogs that don't exist to carry out any of the functions of an actual dog. If these things weren't an abomination of human "ingenuity" they'd all be turned into fodder for the actual dogs of the world. Everytime I see someone with one of these things I start seeing red and thoughts of kicking it down a football field fill my head.
>physical media
That's why I like digital copies better than "PHYSICAL" lfmao
it's ok to eat dogs
I prefer cats
And a ching chong ding dong to you, my good fellow
>buy physical media
>data is encrypted on a card you do not have access to
>dog eats
>data gets lost
>need to pay again if you want the data again
Digital media + no-DRM + open OS is the only solution.
This is what you get for supporting physical media in 2023
Pets in general are for women and low iq retards who think their animals "love" them
poor dog eating garbage
you are a bad owner
dog genocide when
>2004. Adopt 1 year old dog
>Chews through my memory card that had Legend of Dragoon completed on it when we left one day
My one sat on the screen, breaking the screensaver.
Useless console isn't dog proof. This wouldn't happen to a 3DS.
>all these mutt lovers on a cat website
Fuck off back to plebbit with your "le hekin' doggos" you fucking trannies
You just know
I have dumped three girls because they had dogs. One had a labrador, one had a shitbull, and the other had two poodles. I could never truly respect someone who coos over dirty dogs.
>letting an unpredictable and smelly wild animal in your house to sit on your bed and eat your belongings.
I cant believe americans do this
>want a dog
>remember the only two times my dad cried were when we had to out down our old dogs
>realize I'd have to do the same
>not training your dog not to chew on your shit
>not putting your shit away so your dog can't chew on it
You are a retard.
Shouldn't have bought a pit then
me, I'm peg dorson
My dog did this to my PS1 controller and it still has the marks. I miss that lil fella, give him a chewing toy.
>Even dogs dont like rabbids.
>When your heckin' floofer destroys the gift your wife's boyfriend got you as a celebration of a whole month in an open relationship (it won't last much longer)
I only ever had a mutt as a kid. Never got bitten once.
Well, not true. She "Bit" me because I was a 5 year old retard about to walk out into the street and she bit my arm to pull me back before I got hit by a car and then kept guard over me until my parents eventually came to collect me because my dog was a better mom than my mom was.
She was smart too. Had to start putting her treats on high shelves because she taught herself how to open the cupboard, tip over her milk bones, grab 3-4 of them, then tilt the box back up and close the door while everyone in the house was accusing everyone else of overfeeding the dog treats for months before catching her in the act.
I miss that dog.
What's the lore on dog owners?
Long ago in a distant land, before the rise of the sons of Aryas and the oceans drank Atlantis, there was "The First", they who came before. Man. The progenitor of what we now call humanity.
Man lived in a harsh and unforgiving hellscape plagued by beasts and horrors the likes of which we can scarce contemplate in our modern screen filled civilization. These proto-men learned to befriend wolves, and the wolves learned to befriend them. It was a mutual and symbiotic relationship.
Wolf provides man with protection and the strong senses only a beast can provide.
Man provides wolf with ease of access to food, clean water, and warm shelter.
Together man and wolf did everything. They hunted together. Slept together. Ate together. Played together. Fucked Man's woman together. It was good, and it has been the longest and most enduring relationship we've had with beasts. Without it, civilization as it exists now may not be.
And now the crows and ravens have started to tame the wolf. Soon the dawn of man will end by our own hubris. Then it will be the time of the corvid. And the wolf will be there again, the eternal companion of a new master, long after we fuck-bot ourselves into extinction.
I just love animals. However, I've been bitten by dogs. You have to be delusional to think an animal won't attack you if it feels threatened. What amazes me is all the people who get big dogs (dangerous untrained) and don't train, socialize, or exercise them. The cherry on top is the owners letting the dogs run loose in public areas. At least when the neighbors pyscho chihuahua goes after me, I can punt it down the street. The mastiffs not so much...
Cats can also be painful but, once again, they're small enough to deal with if they get out of hand.
>Cats can also be painful but, once again, they're small enough to deal with if they get out of hand
If you're a man, you're big enough to deal with a dog if it gets out of hand. Your fear response is just stronger than with a cat, even though cats are faster and more slippery than a dog, and can absolutely fuck you up if they're inclined.
Do not let cats anywhere near your face, even if it's one you're used to.
>If you're a man, you're big enough to deal with a dog if it gets out of hand
Maybe you could, but if it's a big dog you're likely going to walk away with grievous injuries. Pitbulls kill or severely mutilate grown men regularly, especially if there is more than one.
i think maybe half of Ganker could win the pitbull 1v1
Big dogs are hard to deal with. Ever been knocked down by one? If the dog wants you dead, you're gonna die unless you're prepared.
The most irresponsible fucks get multiple big dogs and just them rot in the backyard. These dogs go insane and get out. "My dog doesn't bite." *me asking if their dog is vaccinated because it mauled the handyman*
A properly socialized dog will only bite you in play or when they're in pain.
another win for digital chads
Dogs are the morons of the animal kingdom.
>actually having pets
Gross
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>Friend gets a dog
>Keeps calling people to drop by his house and take care of his dog while hes gone since he doesnt have time for a dog but still feels like getting one
>Gets upset because people tell him to go fuck off
Imagine being this selfish
>Help a friend of a friend moving apartments
>His mother owns a dog thats a scared biter
>Someone forgot to have the door closed with the dog
>Dog charges out and bites people
>People very upset about getting bitten (no real bite, but still) while helping them out and leave
>Dog owner screeches about people leaving them on their own, its their fault not the innocent dog and their lack of awareness
Egoistic
>Neighbours have a bunch of dogs they let run free infront of our house
>Whenever someone goes inside or outside the dogs jump them and bark like retards
>Get together with other neighbours and file a complaint
>They get kicked out
>They somehow act like we were the assholes and they did nothing wrong
Fucking dog owner
Dog owners actually deserve to be beaten and killed don't they
There should really be a license to own a dog, would fix so much problems.
I mean theres some good dog owners out there, but 90% are not
I'm glad that i life in a big city, not a smalltown. Most rental apartments here ban you from having pets
Oh boy you should not come to Canada. "No-Pet" clauses are void in all rental agreements. Even if you sign a lease with a no-pet clause you're not required to uphold it in any manner.
>Canadians are pussies
More news at 11
cat owners are a blight on society:
>toxoplasmosis riddled brains
>pregnant waifus can't change the ~~*litter box*~~
>outdoor cats partake in native bird genocide for the lulz
>will never protect your life against a moron
Go back to 4chan
My mom's shithuahua did this to my GB games when I was a kid and I beat the shit out of it with a stool. It no joke died to a pibble attack a decade later. Those two breeds need to be thrown into the thunderdome. Thanks for reading my blog.
>dogfags are retards who pretend dogs are heckin innocenterino and think they should be catered to for having dogs
>anti-dogfags are literal psychopaths who wish death on random people for owning dogs
Why is everyone so fucking insane
90% of dog ownership is
>dont adopt a shit breed
>dont be a neglectful cunt
This is too difficult for alot of people
>dont adopt a shit breed
doesn't help that a ton of shelters are flooded with pittbulls and pitbull crossbreeds. Also doesn't help that shelters lie about said breed's actual breed
>>anti-dogfags are literal psychopaths who wish death on random people for owning dogs
I wonder how you will think about if theres some random dog jumping you everytime you leave your apartment for doing grocerys
stop living in the ghetto, mongoloid
>Ghetto
I used to life in a ghetto and nobody ever botheres me while doing grocerys.
This shit happens in family friendly areas.
Meanwhile me, a ratfag.
because you're getting your view of the world from retards on the internet and stories people tell from trailer trash/nogs that are being relayed on the internet. I just had my schnauzer for 20 years, I just wanted to have a peaceful life while affording premium food for the dog I had since I was a kid.
>Not owning a dog and a cat
>cat is a kitten
>have to take care of brother's puppy
>kitten and puppy play together
>cat now plays like a dog, even playing fetch with a milk ring
cute as fuck
It's always great when they grow up together.
I have an old-ass dog and a cat who was a kitten when I got him that grew up with the dog
Every time the dog comes in from outside the cat runs up to him and rubs up against him
>sworn enemies are one and the same
kino
take the rat pill
No thank you. My buddy and his wife are rat people and I swear to Christ they spend more time mourning them than they do enjoying having them around. Even if you take meticulous care of them they still rarely last longer than two years. They have one rat that's been clinging on for almost 5 though. That one is going to fucking break them.
They just keep replacing them with an endless conga line of rats.
>endless conga line of rats
New mental fixation unlocked, can’t wait to think of this every time I shower for the next month at least.
why do chuds hate dogs?
Because chuds demand the full white girl experience but the sensitive nose of a dog can detect a rotten axe wound and won't put their tongue or knot anywhere near it. Not for all the fucking peanut butter in the world.
Dogs can easily identify them by smell.
We all know that shitbulls are well, shit, but was this justified?
No, you're a fucking moron who hasn't properly trained your dog.
>this scares the shitbull
>bred for killing wolves
What's their power level? Could they take on a shitbull or a German Shepherd?
CONSOME
CONSOME
CONSOME PANCHI
disjointed hitboxes: the dog
>kills your shitbull
nothing personel...
Borzois were bred to hunt wolves and brown bears in Siberia. Of course it would dab on a shitbull.
>Cats lose meme pet status to Corgis.
>Corgis lose meme pet status to Shibas.
>Shibas lose meme dog status to Borzois.
What's the next internet meme pet?
It's swine time.
Cats and dogs are as bad as each other, retards get a living creature and think that it will look after, entertain and train itself and then act surprised when their dog chews their shit, their cat is always biting and scratching them or either is pissing and shitting where they shouldn't be.
t. cat owner but also thinks dogs except shitbulls are great pets too
>Puppy gnawed the fuck out of my steam controller thumbstick
>It has the chink controller issue of not using a standard thumbstick cap so getting a replacement isn't really possible
>FUCKING RECESSED TORX SCREWS
looks like it's puppy stomping time
Bro, I don't know how to break it to you, but the steam controller came out 8 years ago.
My friend's Dane fucking died
A dog I had when I was a kid did this exactly once and it was to my copy of Pokemon Diamond. Singlehandedly mindfucked me out of the Pokemon franchise.
yeah if my heckin doggerino did that you can bet he would be getting a snooty boopy instead of a good boi head pat
>dog either trained extremely poorly or bored out of it's skull so it goes and destroys shit to deal with the frustration
Skill issue, you dumb moron. I adopted a 11 month GSD who had abandonment issues and very bad reactivity issues (and a fucktonne of other dietary issues). She chewed up a few things when we were just starting out because she got that nervous when we'd leave the house and we couldn't crate her at the start as she had had very bad experiences with them. Since I've helped her get over those issues (only a bit reactive to dogs, working on it still, everything else has been solved) we can just crate her if need be and there hasn't really been a problem aside from her barking when someone's at the door and I can't really be arsed to train that out of her as I appreciate the alert ¯_(ツ)_/¯ She's also a huge goofball.
Your dog is a gay.