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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue. My dogs don't do this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Shitter dog cuz shitter owner. He knows you use that too much instead of doing things with him like youre supposed to so he eats it to teach you a lesson

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"It's the owner, not the breed," has caused the pit bull problem to grow into a 35-year old problem. Designed to protect pit bull breeders and owners, the slogan ignores the genetic history of the breed and blames these horrific maulings -- inflicted by the pit bull's genetic "hold and shake" bite style -- on environmental factors. While environment plays a role in a pit bull's behavior, it is genetics that leaves pit bull victims with permanent and disfiguring injuries. The pit bull's genetic traits are not in dispute. Many appellate courts agree that pit bulls pose a significant danger to society and can be regulated accordingly. Some of the genetic traits courts have identified include: unpredictability of aggression, tenacity ("gameness" the refusal to give up a fight), high pain tolerance and the pit bull's "hold and shake" bite style. According to forensic medical studies, similar injuries have only been found elsewhere on victims of shark attacks. Purveyors of this myth also cannot account for the many instances in which pit bull owners and their family members are victimized by their pet dogs. From 2005 to 2017, pit bulls killed 284 Americans, about one citizen every 17 days. Of these deaths, 53% involved a family member and a household pit bull. Notably, in the first 8 months of 2011, nearly half of those killed by a pit bull was its owner.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the owner, not the breed
          Correct. Only bad owners would own a pitbull.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moron animal that literally can't function without constant attention
        I already have a girlfriend. I get to frick her so that's the tradeoff. There's nothing about a dipshit dog that makes it worth dealing with.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >1 hour a day
          >constant attention
          Youre the moron that got it without thinking lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Got what? I don't have a dog. I'll never have a dog. Dogs are worthless.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Then why even respond to me when I wasn’t talking to you in the first place? Are you that desperate for attention? What are you a dog?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dumbass dog owners literally can't stop thinking about their shit animals
                You frick your dog, don't you

                >Pitbulls
                How long until the gubberment decides to start splicing Pitbull and Human DNA?
                Imaging being chased down by a pack of bipedal Pitbulls with guns and clubs

                Blacks already exist.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pitbulls have higher IQ then blacks

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's not exactly difficult to be fair

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >>1 hour a day
            In addition to their three hours of walks and 4 hours sitting on the couch with them right?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Then dont get a dog that requires that

              >dumbass dog owners literally can't stop thinking about their shit animals
              You frick your dog, don't you
              [...]
              Blacks already exist.

              Seethe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not everyone wants to get a 14 year old grey hound

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Or just dont get a dog at all and dont seethe to anonymous people online about how much you hate dogs. You seem just as attention seeking as a dog if you feel the need to come in here and complain about them to people you don’t know. Youre proof that Ganker doesnt play games

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop projecting

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You dont know what that word means apparently

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            1 hour a day is literally 1/12, or 8%, of an entire year's worth of time spent awake. That's way too much time to dedicate to some simpering pet.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd devote more than 8% of a year's worth of waking time to an animal with more loyalty than any human I've known

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's because you're a moronic simp homosexual who can't function unless someone/something literally relies on you to continue existing. pathetic sissy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *teleports behind u*

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >can't function unless someone/something literally relies on you to continue existing
                Yeah, that's life. This will be you down the line, except you won't be a strong hound that loves its master, you'll be an angry and forgotten homosexual in a wheelchair who sits in the corner watching everybody else play bingo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >goes right for some moronic false equivalence
                Just admit that you're a pathetic pussy who doesn't feel fulfilled unless some parasitic lesser being is relying on you. You fricking worthless piece of shit. I hope your mother dies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's so much to unpack in this post it's like moving into a new house on christmas.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              dogchads don't sleep for 12 hours a day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Shitter dog cuz shitter owner. He knows you use that too much instead of doing things with him like youre supposed to so he eats it to teach you a lesson

      >haha bro just train them right!
      >8 years and no problems so far 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pictured: Poor animal trainers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        weren't those pitbulls?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          of course

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How often do you hear stories of otherwise friendly golden retrievers just "Snapping" one day and mauling a mother and two children to death?
          How many stories do you read of dachshunds attacking and killing chihuahuas while the owners can do nothing but watch in horror?
          How many stories do you read about German Shepherds who break down doors and crash through windows because an old lady hobbled past their house on a cane and the dog took it personally?

          Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying these things have NEVER happened, but they're so infrequent that when you do hear about them it genuinely comes off like a fantasy story because of how unbelievable it is.
          But when the story is about a pit bull? All you're going to say is "Well of course it was a fricking pitbull"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            golden retrievers and german shepherds have high relative attack rates THOUGH

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >golden retrievers
              really? they are docile af as far as I know, must be because they are family pets. Really no kid below 8 or so should have any pet they don't know how to handle them and end up stressing them, and yes that applies to cats as well they can claw up a toddler's face pretty baddly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's exactly why, they're a magnet for "first time dog" and people who are bad at training them, and they're big enough to cause damage

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Relative to fricking what?
              4.5 million Pitbulls in the united states = 64% of dog bites.
              3.5 million German Shepherds in the United States = 4% of dog bites
              The average number of fatal Shepherd bites is 20 a year.
              The average number of fatal Pitbull bites is over 250 a year.
              You're about 11x more likely to get bitten by a Pitbull than a German Shepherd.

              These are not fricking relative AT ALL.
              As for Golden Retrievers, there are estimated to be around 750,000 of them in the U.S. and their bite count is so insignificant that it doesn't even show up on lists relevant to this discussion.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But think about the poor Black personino doggos! They dindu nuffins!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick, these numbers are so weird. I literally don't know a single person who owns a pitbull, everyone with a dog has either a retriever or a terrier

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is no way there are 4.5 million shitbulls in this country. That's more than many states.
                [...]
                >ching chong bing bong

                It really depends where you live Anons.
                If you live in a nice area with a lot of white and east asian people, you're not going to see a lot of pitbulls outside of one or two "Awww it's not the breed it's the owner!" white girls who can't handle them.
                If you live in an area with a lot of white rednecks or latinos, the number increases dramatically.
                And of course even that number is miniscule compared to the sheer volume of pitbulls in black neighborhoods. Chicago alone has something like 50,000 pitbulls in it. And those are just the ones registered legally. Not the ones that were passed out under the table because Tequanda's b***h had puppies and she was sellin' dem little guys fet 25 dolla each gotta make dat paper.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is no way there are 4.5 million shitbulls in this country. That's more than many states.

                >no u
                >Reddit absolutes
                You do not fit in and you never will.

                >ching chong bing bong

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                statistics are racist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >As for Golden Retrievers, there are estimated to be around 750,000 of them in the U.S. and their bite count is so insignificant that it doesn't even show up on lists relevant to this discussion.
                There's only 750k goldies in the US? I thought it was way much more

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          of course

          you just made a lucky guess, thats all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pictured: morons who owned the untrainable breed that is pitbulls

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >haha bro just train them right!
          >8 years and no problems so far 🙂

          yeah they had 2 pitbulls, frick pitbulls

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >friends 2 good dobermans die in the same year
            >he picks up the first shitbull he finds because its free of course
            >aggressive, bites his family members, chases their 3 cats, constantly eats paper and garbage
            the eating garbage has to be the worst because it thinks its a game - it intentionally grab something it knows it shouldn't have, then slowly eats it while looking at you, daring you to come get it so it can bite you. my friend got mad at me when i said i'm not grabbing that out of his mouth because i knew it was going to do it. they're just such shit dogs all around, i barely go over there anymore to hang out because i don't like dealing with that moronic dog. i miss his other ones though, very well behaved and fun to walk

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Those cats are going to be puppy chow. Fricking morons.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Your friend is a stupid moron and when he gets his throat ripped out he'll deserve it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              go to his house and drop an extra lethal dose of dog poison wrapped in cheese in the garbage
              frick that dog

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I see a femoid with a pitbull type of dog I pucker up, change street sides and I start looking for weapons or escape routes. There's nothing worse than a femoid with a dog as I have experienced for myself several times just last year alone.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If I lived in the US I'd probably carry a weapon on my person at all times for the sole purpose of popping an attacking pitbull

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Pick up Tekken Tag 2 on opening day at Gamestop
            >Dont see pitbull, but I see a black dude acting weird
            >Start walking towards the store and him
            >"I WOULDN'T GO IN! THAT FRICKIN PITBULL'S NUTS!"
            >Turn around and see pitbull and it starts snapping at me that was chained up at a pole outside the Gamestop
            >Female Black person owner notices I was looking at him
            >HE AINT GOIN TO HURT NOBODY!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Dog is physically the strongest breed
          >Is the most likely dog to cause serious bodily harm and also most likely to be used by Black person dog fighters
          Surely it's just the breed's temperament and not any of these combined factors. I have seen small dogs who are buttholes that would have likely killed a small child if they were physically capable of doing it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > I have seen small dogs who are buttholes that would have likely killed a small child if they were physically capable of doing it.
            Well theyre not which is why they make better pets obviously, you stupid moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This is like saying Rottweilers are bad pets just because Black folk choose pitbulls in favor of them for being slightly stronger

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah probably a whole lot of fish out there who would happily have their owners suffocate in a never changed bowl of water but they can't realize it so they aren't a problem? want a goldfish btw

              >Dog is physically the strongest breed
              per pound, maybe, but real life isn't per pound. there are bigger dogs capable of more damage than pits, yet they dont kill as much. Because they ve not been bred to fight to the death in a pit, crazy huh?

              >Dog is physically the strongest breed
              It is bred specifically to fight. There are stronger breeds of dog
              >it's just the breed's temperament
              Yes, now you're getting it
              >I have seen [cherry picking anecdote]
              Neat

              If a dog breed killing like 10-20 worldwide people per year is grounds to ban them then surely firearms killing thousands of people in just america alone should warrant the same zero tolerance ban them all response, right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >whataboutism
                go read some shit and use your brain a little for a change

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't making traction with your antigun bullshit you homosexual troony. They aren't going anywhere. Let it go.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're right, we'll ask the criminals to obey gun laws

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just as soon as my gun escapes from my house and shoots a toddler all on its own, I'll be the first to advocate banning them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ban all guns
                >people who already obeyed gun laws can no longer get them
                >violent criminals who were already getting them illegally continue to get them illegally
                >now all the criminals are armed and everyone else is not
                >FRICKIN' GENIUS

                I hope your axe wound gets infected and kills you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this (

                >ban all guns
                >people who already obeyed gun laws can no longer get them
                >violent criminals who were already getting them illegally continue to get them illegally
                >now all the criminals are armed and everyone else is not
                >FRICKIN' GENIUS

                I hope your axe wound gets infected and kills you

                ). America's situation is unique in that they already have tons of guns distributed all over the country. If legitimate gun owners are now prohibited from owning guns, you put them at a disadvantage against criminals who WILL capitalize on the opportunity if they know people won't be able to protect themselves

                further,
                it's a huge industry that makes a small number of people a massive amount of money. That money is used to lobby politician. Politicians like money so they do what the gun industry lobbies them to do
                You'd have an easier time convincing a schizo to take his meds, it's a complex situation unique to that country (Im not American)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You realize people don't need guns to kill or rob you, right? Giving up a gun prevents you from using it to defend yourself and ensures you can be bullied by anyone with impunity.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >grounds to ban them then surely firearms killing thousands of people
                a dog is a life form capable of making deceisons for itself.
                a firearm is a tool. they can be used for good or bad.
                you would not ban axes or a tire iron just because you can kill someone with them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                If a man intent on killing loses access to firearms, he's just going to find some other method of killing people. Picking up a firearm doesn't flip a switch in the mind of an otherwise sane and reasonable man that drives him to start murdering people in gold blood for no reason other than he having the means to do so.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                id start killing people if they had gold blood.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah probably a whole lot of fish out there who would happily have their owners suffocate in a never changed bowl of water but they can't realize it so they aren't a problem? want a goldfish btw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Dog is physically the strongest breed
            per pound, maybe, but real life isn't per pound. there are bigger dogs capable of more damage than pits, yet they dont kill as much. Because they ve not been bred to fight to the death in a pit, crazy huh?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Dog is physically the strongest breed
            It is bred specifically to fight. There are stronger breeds of dog
            >it's just the breed's temperament
            Yes, now you're getting it
            >I have seen [cherry picking anecdote]
            Neat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bullmastiff are stronger and dont hold a candle to shitbulls for mualing babbies.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Even against a husky or German Shepard it's a coin flip because of the long snouts a good headlock keeps the mouth shut and you could wrestle it into submission. Will never happen against a pitbull, short about means you have no chance of stopping it from biting you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's even funnier when shitbull sympathizers try to quote the statistic where German Sheppard's bite more people on average, but German Sheppard's are also used by the military and police, so no shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >German Sheppard
            peak dog aesthetic.
            golden retrievers, shiba and border collie get a pass

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The only bad experience I've ever had with a dog was a Shepherd which I can attribute to the owners being lazy shitty frickheads, it was a rich neighborhood full of trust fund babies. Every other Shepherd interaction has been awesome

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really miss mine. He was so fricking moronic in the best ways.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder blacks own them all the time. The ratios are worse then theirs!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand why there's such a hard push to make these things look harmless, if you look at any shitty "wholesome" animal channel it's 50% "omg look how sweet this pibby is :)"
          Is it just a women being self destructive morons thing?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Human nature to naturally want to be contrarian. The fact that these animals are dangerous and universally hated means that certain mentally ill people are going to default to them being their favorite. You see it with everything in life, videogames included. Black folk like them because they're dangerous and they're just as violent.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the species-wide drive to "fix" things perceived as broken or bad, piled on top of sunk cost fallacy/refusal to believe we did anything wrong breeding them into existence. A pitbull has to be the sweetest little thing to exist because the blind hope that it will one day be true needs to happen for these people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > it's not an owner issue
          Yes it fricking is. The fact pits are prone to violence does not excuse the owners.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the owners fault in the sense they own a pitbull, the breed should be banned or at least require a license to own. Dogs bite like 4.5m people in the US alone every single year, and that's not even accounting for the rat dog bites that go unreported.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd be good with licenses but that's a slippery slope. Point is a pitbull is a dangerous and high maintenence breed. People shouldn't just be getting them without being prepared. It's irresponsible

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there are just as many "my precious princess velvet hippo of 10 years suddenly mauled my kids for zero reason" reports as there are as trailer trash letting their untrained dogs roam the city

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally Black folk on 4 legs.
          No wonder White gurls can't stop fricking them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know a shitbull did this

        just outlaw shitbulls

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad I live in a country where you need a special permit to own a out bull or any kind of attack dog, and you're also forced to put a muzzle on them in public at all times.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did she get to keep the dogs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shitbulls aren't dogs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What breed were they? I've trained literally thousands of dogs and never been attacked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shitbulls. I don't know why americans insist on getting fighting dogs (not even guard dogs! just fighting) as family pets. I'm european and literally the only people I've seen with pitbulls were pit fighters/druggies/both.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, a shitbull.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if these libtards owned a gun. The moment some dog (mine or some one else’s) attacked one of my kids it would get as many bullets as required to stop.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb Amerishart starts randomly spraying bullets like he's in an action movie
          >hits literally everything but the dog including the children he's trying to protect with his "rights"
          You burgerclap fatasses are so hilariously embarrassing, you all think you're in the Expendables lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb Amerishart starts randomly spraying bullets like he's in an action movie
          >hits literally everything but the dog including the children he's trying to protect with his "rights"
          You burgerclap fatasses are so hilariously embarrassing, you all think you're in the Expendables lmao

          even if they were John Wick i've seen videos of pitbulls that just keep on chomping their mouth even after shot in the head

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They have an ungodly amount of bite force and their muscles clench if they get a head injury so yeah they'll just keep clamping down even as they fricking die
            Absolutely evil animals

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            do you got a link to that video? Sounds too crazy to be real

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >live in america
          >consumed by terror at every moment of every day because Black folk or whatever
          >buy dogs to protect family from Black folk
          >buy guns to protect family from dogs meant to protect family from Black folk
          >put up signs saying you have guns and dogs to warn away burglars
          >Black folk break in and steal your guns when you're not home
          >dogs eat children when they get home from school because the Black folk stressed them out when they were stealing your guns
          HOLY KEK

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            gobless americle :') lambs of the free

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            United Slaves of Americorp

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            kek
            ohnonono americanbros... how are we going to respond to this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >>live in america
            by terror at every moment of every day
            Stop watching MSM

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >fear
            That's literally the reason because el americano buys SUVs

        • 1 year ago
          Santa Claus

          >Dogs tear apart two kids.
          Metal. Should I go ask /gif/?

          Can you pedogays just STFU.
          Just watch porn!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dogs tear apart two kids.
        Metal. Should I go ask /gif/?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >thinly veiled shitbull thread on Ganker
        nice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nigbulls are the worst breed of dog in history. Staffordshire Terriers are not the same thing and they are infinitely better yet retain a similar appearance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shitbulls. Literally every time. We need to have a genocide of shitbulls as soon as possible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, they were poodles, right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's a thicc boy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice

          Fugly shit hounds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's long

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He is mid, but she is pretty long(she was still a pup in this photo).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he cute

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but shitbulls
        You know you are being a shitwit, but you just wanted the funny "I HATE SHITBULLS" (you)s didn't you?
        Either way skill issue, image falling for the shit breed trap.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pitbulls aren’t dogs neither are small rat breeds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally if you have 2 toddlers get ripped apart by your own shitbul right in front of you, what else is there to do but suicide?
        These people must be extremely vain to even keep on living.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          plenty of people believe in consequences after this life, exiting oneself can also be seen as vain because it might end your suffering but it can also transfer it to the people who cared about you

          >inb4 muhh sky-daddy cult
          okay so you'll readily accept and spread Simulation Theory, but put a Western spiritual coating on it and suddenly it's fairy tales

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up mongoloid, I bet you think you sounded so smart with that nonsense

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not argument, I accept your concession
              Im not deluded about my intelligence, I got around ~90 IQ on the last test I took, and those tests boost your score to massge your ego
              what does it say about yourself when you get so assblasted when talking to a tard?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes now you're getting it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            K, but in that case you're already going to hell because you were a shit enough parent to let your kids be eaten by your pets.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              which holy book says that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They kept pitbulls around their toddler and baby. That's just asking for it. Should've been charged with negligent homicide.
          It's hilariously sad you can't even have an honest discussion about it because people conflate this with humans and race because people want to pretend as if genetics affect everything except the mind.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pitbulls
        >heh just train them
        >why would you say those are shit dog you're a shit trainer
        >omg that attack was initiated by the kids poor doggos
        pitbulls are the Black folk of dog world

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bad things happen to white people
        Makes my day better.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. some homosexual that intentionally lives around them
          You can always go back and believe me the feeling is mutual chaim/pablo/chang/jamal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are these Black person dogs so common

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Normalgays are fricking morons who question nothing, plenty of morons post about how shitbulls are le heckin wholesome companions, totally misunderstood, it's the heckin bad ownerinos etc etc and other morons buy into that shit, get a shitbull and spread it further to even more morons

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of normalgays, just look at faceberg. The dog groups there all like to virtue signal how great Pibbles is around 3 month old Timmy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"haha look at me I let a potentially violent predator sniff around my infant child"
              >"OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY KID JUST GOT FRICKING MURDERED BY MY DOG"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs shouldn't do that, if your dog jumps up on every person who visits the house, for instance your dog is poorly trained because you're a shitty pet owner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same here walk your fricking dogs people or dont have one. Worst our dog did was chew some wires as a puppy and steal a whole dressed crab which was mostly our fault for putting it in the back with him.
      We were more impressed as he managed to open the backpack, unwrap it and eat it shell and all without us hearing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >whole dressed crab
        what
        in like a tutu?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based, dogs require a lot of attention. My dog is my hunting partner, I train her daily so she won't kill people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, my dog bit me once out of "anger" when he was 16 fricking years old and at the time was slowly dying. He immediately knew he did wrong and tried to lick the wound, despite the bite barely breaking the skin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >my dog attacked me and then tried to infect my wound with his disgusting mouth bacteria
        I bet you're the kind of "person" who lets their dog lick their mouth.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish you had actually died

          His legs gave out, so I went to pick him up and he bit me. Only time he ever did.
          have a nice day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >my pet is dying, suffering, can't walk, and is probably ridden with dementia
            >i will not get it put to sleep even though that would be the merciful and moral thing to do

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              are you planning on getting maided once you turn 70

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If I can't walk, have a nonfunctioning brain, am constantly suffering, and have no hope of ever getting better, then yes absolutely I would. Why wouldn't you?

                He was put down not long after you utter mongoloid. Him losing his ability to walk is when we knew he had to be put down.
                What the frick is with you and your projection?

                I know several dog owners who let their dying animals linger for months or even years because they were too pussy to get the dog put down or because they liked watching it sit in its bed and piss and shit itself because it still wagged its tail when they walked by.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He was put down not long after you utter mongoloid. Him losing his ability to walk is when we knew he had to be put down.
              What the frick is with you and your projection?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dumb c**t dog owner is too fricking moronic to tell that his dog is too old to live comfortably until it literally can't walk
                Smartest doghomosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dog acts normally even into advanced age
                >think nothing of it until the abnormal occurs
                I thought chinks were supposed to be smart?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're supposed to read the expiration date bro

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dog acts normally even into advanced age

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dilate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >instantly goes for a Reddit buzzword
                I accept your concession, also I'm glad your shithound died and you should have too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Go get eaten by an escalator, Chang. You can cope and dilate further because you literally do not understand the concept of love or companionship.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >doggay starts violently seething because nobody else in the thread is a moron who feels the need to have a potentially violent slobbering slave depend on them to not die
                Lmfao you might as well be a woman

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What in gods name are you even going on about? You brianless fricking chink.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >brianless
                Fricking kek. Doghomosexual is seething so hard he can't type.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be white.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >devolves further into seething racism based on his own sad projection
                Your shithound died and it's fricking hilarious.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry you're Chinese, it must be difficult waking up every morning and seeing piss yellow skin. Assuming you can see with those eyes of yours

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still stuck on his schizoid tangent
                All because I made fun of your shitty animal's death kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm long over my dogs death, it's been years. You're the one seething uncontrollably because of the mere mention of my dog earlier in this thread. There are only two groups that cannot handle dogs mere existence, the Chinese and muslims. And from how you type, you most likely fall into the yellow menace territory.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                >Reddit absolutes
                You do not fit in and you never will.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >potentially violent slobbering slave depend on them to not die
                dogs can go wild and persevere in the wild though, google chernobyl wild dogs for example
                also you are the only one violent here, try to be civil please

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >try to be civil please
                This isn't Reddit, frickhead. Frick off back there if you want le heckin wholesome civility.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                again with the insults!! didn't your mother teach you any manners?
                I would suggest for you to rethink your behaviour! this is my last reply to you and good day/night, sir.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can't wait until you die

                >doggays are morons who pretend dogs are heckin innocenterino and think they should be catered to for having dogs
                >anti-doggays are literal psychopaths who wish death on random people for owning dogs
                Why is everyone so fricking insane

                kys tranime coomer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Barking constantly is love? Lmao dog nutters are fricking insane

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore that moron, he probably literally has sex with dogs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm glad your shithound died and you should have too
                not him but you are very rude... think on your behaviour

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day, your family will celebrate your demise

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i carry the pupperino bolt gun on me at all times. one sign of weakness, once, and lights out. it's tough but that's what it takes to be a dogchad.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The line I draw is when the dog can't walk or is in so much pain that it resists walking. I still take it to the vet to see if it can be fixed with some medicine. Still, some people don't even do that. I was at the vet recently and I overheard the vet practically begging the owner of a dog to buy $20 of medicine so their dog wouldn't die.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dipshit Black person dog can't function
              >try to help it
              >dipshit Black person dog bites out of reflex because it's a moronic violent animal
              >dipshit Black persondog's dipshit Black person owner is shocked

              Frick you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >giving chang (You)s
                don't bother

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >dipshit Black person dog can't function
            >try to help it
            >dipshit Black person dog bites out of reflex because it's a moronic violent animal
            >dipshit Black persondog's dipshit Black person owner is shocked

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dog is a good family dog for 16 years
              >in his advanced age, suddenly collapses
              >run over like a good owner to help
              >get bit out of reflex
              >moronic chinkoid on Ganker seethes from hearing said story

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dumb c**t dog owner is too fricking moronic to tell that his dog is too old to live comfortably until it literally can't walk
                Smartest doghomosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish you had actually died

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've owned several dogs and literally never had this problem outside of the puppy stage. Do people not buy them toys to chew on or something?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based dog is telling you to stop with the escapism, it's unhealthy. Go outside.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Marche was right.
      >Remember to take periodic breaks from Ganker, youtube shorts, tiktok, instagram, or whatever shitposting site you prefer to check your clock and take care of yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Marche
        from the simpsonps?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No that's Midge

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Walk your dog fatty

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't happen if you had a PS5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the game-eating dog would starve to death instead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dogs are the Black folk, chinks and slavs of the pets world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Cats are objectively better.
      >owning something that could one day decide to just kill you just because
      Inb4 Black person brain apologists with their "no bad dog, hurrr jus bad owners" yeah no moron. Animals are animals. Owning snakes, dogs, or any other "pet" that could randomly decide to frick your shit up is just moronic ape brain behavior and I always laugh when I hear stories of the family dog going rabid and killing a child or a snake turning on it's owner or children. You brought this shit on yourself Black person brain morons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do i deal with my jackass cat trying to jump on my PS5 as use it as a launch pad to jump to higher places?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          put it somewhere where it's not in a position to be used as leverage to jump from
          or kill your cat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its not like you have anything you're using it for.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Poke its butthole

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you’re mistaking pit bulls for a regular family dog. Your dog isn’t going to attack you unless you abuse it or it’s a rescue that’s been abused, and even if it did a healthy adult male has nothing to fear from a dog that hasn’t been trained to attack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Cats are objectively better.
      >owning something that could one day decide to just kill you just because
      Inb4 Black person brain apologists with their "no bad dog, hurrr jus bad owners" yeah no moron. Animals are animals. Owning snakes, dogs, or any other "pet" that could randomly decide to frick your shit up is just moronic ape brain behavior and I always laugh when I hear stories of the family dog going rabid and killing a child or a snake turning on it's owner or children. You brought this shit on yourself Black person brain morons.

      >T: not a brain parasite controlled drone

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Physical gays lose again

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    b***h owes me a new F Zero X

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I assume the dog also mauled your child in addition to your child's games?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate doggays so much.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe pibbles just needed something a little tougher to chew on, try getting some games that aren't designed for babies

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You did that yourself and blamed it on the dog.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like you don't know how to raise your dogs.
    I've got a dog and it's never touched my PS5 games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You cheeky wanker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Uzakichad>Niggatorocucks

      >Heh, such an epic "roast" deserves 30+ (you)s and screencaps to be posted at r/Ganker, amirite, fellow channers and Tendiesisters?
      Here's a pity (you). Hope it helps you sleep better at night.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t worry, it’ll get some games soon.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayo hol up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Tim Sweeny eat your remote?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2004. Adopt 1 year old dog
      >Chews through my memory card that had Legend of Dragoon completed on it when we left one day

      based dogchads obliterating goyslop

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I beat untrained pets.
    Any time Im at someones house, be they a relative or the place im staying, if their pet acts like they own the place and isnt trained while their owner is passive and just lets it run wild, I dont let that slide.
    Pets should know that they live under the grace of their owners and if it weren't for them they would lead much shorter lives.
    When Im home alone and I see these little shits its go time.
    dogs that make noise get beat and objects thrown at them until they stop
    cats that shit outside the box I grab and stuff their face right into the shit.
    Etc
    I love pets when they are obedient. If law didnt exist Id beat their owners too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't. What a weird thing to larp about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you wait until the owners are gone to abuse their pets? Why don't you just do it in front of them, since you're totally not a giant pussy or anything?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't train your animal
    >"Wtf how could it do this to me?"

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    physical collector here. Nothing of value was lost in a bunch of 1st party nintendo titles. Everyone has these that is 10 years old or younger. When next nintendo console comes out, guess which games are going to flood the market when everyones pawning for swtich 2

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    switch games have a bittering agent so kids to eat them, I highly doubt this was a dog

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are such shit tier pets

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is fake. nintendo puts secret sauce on SD cards so dogs dont eat them.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And nothing of value was lost

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue.
    if you haven't taught your dog to not do this shit past 2-3 years old it's on you.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, shitbull owner?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the garbage link's awakening demake
    based dog

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hate dogs
    >a lot to the extent that I make threads on an/
    >wants to be reincarnated as a e-girl's doggo
    That's me.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get dog
    >don't train it
    >dont play with it
    >dog bites stuff because of boredom and lack of training
    >why are dogs so awful

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just[spoiler] know.[/spoiler]

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that anon lives in a ghetto

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick goes outside to enjoy bologna?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        god you are so fricking moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bad owners != dogs bad
      None of my dogs stare at the sky all day barking, but I know the butthole living in the house rear me just leaves his home and lets his dog roam around and since the butthole has no windows in the rear and leaves the balcony open in the front, the dogs just spend all day going front and back barking at every single person tha crosses the streets.
      As a note, my mom started spraying them with water every time they bark at her, nowadays they almost never get on the back since they know my mother will take the hose and spray them with cold water.
      My mother told the owner that the dogs barked a lot and the butthole literally said she was a bitter person and that his dogs don't bark.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My old neighborhood has the dog domino effect haaarrd,
      >everyone has a fricking dog
      >live RIGHT NEXT to 3 little dogs that bark at everything and nothing
      just going outside meant setting them off, so fricking annoying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My old neighborhood has the dog domino effect haaarrd,
      >everyone has a fricking dog
      >live RIGHT NEXT to 3 little dogs that bark at everything and nothing
      just going outside meant setting them off, so fricking annoying.

      A piece of meat filled with poison, shrapnel, or both will fix everything when animal control doesn't give a frick.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pitbulls
    How long until the gubberment decides to start splicing Pitbull and Human DNA?
    Imaging being chased down by a pack of bipedal Pitbulls with guns and clubs

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Press A to beat dog

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gay game carrier
    >phsyical representation of putting all your eggs in one basket
    deserved

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can train cats to fetch too though most people don't bother training them at all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He isn’t wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >open a can of any meat
      >cat starts meowing and brushing against your legs in an attempt to warm up to you begging for food
      >interact with any string or wire
      >cats claw it thinking its a game
      Same shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so basically cat lovers are cucks who want to serve, be sumissive and not get anything in return for their love. while a dog will not only give you love, but also potentially protection and fend off/scare off attackers. i'm not a pet guy and dogs are clearly more annoying than cats, but atleast theyre not buttholes, like most cats seem to be?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not get anything in return for their love.
        Stopped reading. You've never owned a cat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is a strong correlation between those who identify as "cat people" and higher intelligence, as well as the reverse for "dog people". Reason being that dog people feel unfulfilled unless they have something that is attached to them and literally NEEDS their attention in order to continue existing. Dogs will literally die of loneliness if they aren't given enough attention and praise. This kind of parasitic relationship points to lower intelligence, whereas cat owners are comfortable with a companion as opposed to a subservient creature, an animal they can share a mutually beneficial relationship with and who could survive perfectly fine on the street without any human companionship or attention (as millions of cats already do).

        Cat owners are simply more emotionally intelligent and mature.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Cat owners are simply more emotionally intelligent and mature.
          Ah yes. All of those videos of people jamming toast on a cats head or playing malicious pranks on them for a laugh or overfeeding their cats so they can post pictures of it on r/chonker are the actions of emotionally intelligent and mature people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hereas cat owners are comfortable with a companion as opposed to a subservient creature
          Bullshit. I've had a dozen plus cats. They will wreck shit, including you, if they're bored/not getting enough attention. Outdoor cats need less attention but here, in the states, they tend to live much shorter lives (coyotes, raccoons, and cars).

          The real thing is irresponsible people having pets and then those pets blowing up in their faces. An animal is a committment not an accessory.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        utterly soulless post. you don't understand what love is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay now do it with a fricking string. What a moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Neither animal thinks about anything. They're not sapient. A dog fetches because it was trained over thousands of years to be a retriever. It is part of its genetic programming due to selective breeding. Cats were not used for hunting because they are not pack animals and their genetic disposition made them inherently a poor species for it.

      H.P. Lovecraft is literally a mouthbreathing Luddite if he really believed this. Jesus Christ. Just goes to show that racism generally correlates to people with low intelligence.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        35 IQ; the post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how you use a semicolon

          >frogposter is moronic
          Checks out.

          That's not how you use a period, either

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >HUEHUEHUE LE GRAMMAR
            moronic troony.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that is how you use both moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >frogposter is moronic
        Checks out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This post infuriates the /misc/tard and they have no actual comeback for it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's made by a /misc/tard that thinks only only white males from his hometown are people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >also cats: runs off a the fricking staircase to chase a red dot

      Protip: Both cats and dogs are not self-aware. They are dumb animals. One is run by instincts that tells it to pounce and chase small things that move around on the ground, another is run by instincts to be a loyal member of the pack. They don't do anything else.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go watch videos of cats with go-pros on them. They have a whole life outside. They do a lot of stuff, dogs largely don't, they just obey human orders.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because people don't let their dogs out unattended and if they do the dog gets killed/arrested

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wow dogs truly are the Black folk of the animal world then

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because people don't let their dogs out unattended and if they do the dog gets killed/arrested

              Depends on where you live. I regularly travel to Malaysia to visit my gf's family. There's a pack of street dogs that stay outside on the roadside. They make noise if people are loitering around and scare away lizards and snakes. It's why dogs became so popular to keep as pets in the first place.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >depends on where you are lol
                >in third world sub human land this happens xD

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in the the rural Midwest and my family let our dogs run free all the time, cept the hounds that might run off to go tree coons all the time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My point being that dogs can live without direct subservience to humans. They just kinda figure out it's a good deal to stay around them and keep unwelcome people and animals away.

                Ahah this whitey fell for the yellow pussy meme lol kek lmao

                At least I feel for a meme that gives me pussy and not the "be a dumbass on the internet" meme, nerd.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ahah this whitey fell for the yellow pussy meme lol kek lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >haha you have a girlfriend loser
                >*cries while he pussies out slitting his wrists for the 3rd time that month*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't need to, I have had several cats. I regularly went to nearby farms where wild cats would just mind their own business and catch rodents. Cats are hyper efficient killer machines that enjoy some level of social interaction. That's it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One of my cats has more than one family. He has an interesting life that's for sure.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me you dont know dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He literally named his cat Black personMan.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The cat was already named so before he owned it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When, long ago, the gods created Earth
          In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
          The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
          Yet were they too remote from humankind.
          To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
          Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
          A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
          Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a Black person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love cats more than anything but this is moronic
      rip off a page off his novels, shape it like a ball, throw it and the cat will run after it just like dogs do with sticks

      using lame shit like this to act with elitism is a huge sign that someone has self esteem issues and they need to find something to make them feel superior but they have nothing real to be proud of

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I understand the mystique the cat evokes and prefer them as pets but beyond those aspects, cats are pretty much useless to humans. Dogs can sniff drugs, find missing people and protect herds. To say dogs are inferior is absolutely moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        99.9% of dogs can't do any of those things, they have to be specially bred and trained by professionals for those purposes. At best most dogs people own can barely be trained to do some party tricks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and humans can be astrophysicists, neurosurgeons and inventors, doesn't mean most of them are. The 'hero' dog stories are the top 0.00001% of the species and were specially trained for those purposes and heavily selectively bred to weed out any bad traits. Most dogs are fricking stupid honestly. People pretending fido is a protection dog while it barks at anyone and anything and runs away if an actual invasion happens are the equivalent of parents pretending their kid is a genius for learning how to read at 4 years old.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even the worst puppies already serve to complement their owner's senses. Even a useless, poorly trained dog will probably show some reaction when someone or some animal enters your property at night while you are distracted drinking a beer or something. If you are in tune with the dog it will serve you well to get a shotgun or something, or to tell the people around you to watch out, etc. It's a way to get more points in perception, basically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look at all these seething replies
      dogcels be malding over catchads
      ALSO LOOK AT MY FRICKING CATPCHA
      what are the fricking odds bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LE HECKIN CAPTCHARINO
        kys troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mad clown
          captchalet peasant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most well known english writers gets his "logic" btfo by some anons in a somalian bread baking forum
      The absolute state of angloids and catgays keklmao

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread on Ganker where anons give advice on things they know nothing about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Its another thread where the lowest IQ reader smugly points out how he's smarter than everyone else

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr what is reading comprehension

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking idiot.

        Bad owners != dogs bad
        None of my dogs stare at the sky all day barking, but I know the butthole living in the house rear me just leaves his home and lets his dog roam around and since the butthole has no windows in the rear and leaves the balcony open in the front, the dogs just spend all day going front and back barking at every single person tha crosses the streets.
        As a note, my mom started spraying them with water every time they bark at her, nowadays they almost never get on the back since they know my mother will take the hose and spray them with cold water.
        My mother told the owner that the dogs barked a lot and the butthole literally said she was a bitter person and that his dogs don't bark.

        Some dogs are just bad, that's how things go sometimes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Some dogs are just bad, that's how things go sometimes
          I know dogs have different personalities, but if the owner doesn't put the effort into the dog not becoming bad it's the owner's fault too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's the owner's fault but you're the one that gets bitten. oh no, he gets euthanized? what about my scar that will never heal?

            we need to change the law and treat every dog attack as if the owners did it themselves

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I agree we should put all blacks and women to death

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >we need to change the law and treat every dog attack as if the owners did it themselves
              uh, you're liable for any damage or bodily injury your dog does
              but that doesn't mean the dog won't get put down

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Time to pirate

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    more like you're a reddit person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ah hell naw patrick stare be graggle simpon now :skull: :skull:

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the dog did you a favor homosexual. Get a life.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you DO prefer dogs, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is a cat website.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's been debunked, sweaty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve owned both and I would rather have a dog than a cat. A cat is alright but not really fixable. A dog is easier to train. Also dogs are more expressive and easier to find out what they want. A dog will whimper and scratch at a door if it wants to go outside or grab a toy if it wants to play. A cat can meow all day and after feeding and playing its still unsatisfied

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >1-2 months ago
    >some persons pitbull variant ""escaped"" home and mauled a smaller dog to death and attacked its owner
    >out of nowhere a guy on a motorcycle arrives at the scene and shoots the fricking dog and leaves the premises all of this in yurope where carrying guns is not exactly legal
    >guy that owned the dog and various animal organisations seethe to the police to find the guy that shoot the animal
    thank god the public opinion did not side with them at least

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >out of nowhere a guy on a motorcycle arrives at the scene and shoots the fricking dog
      Absolutely based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >out of nowhere a guy on a motorcycle arrives at the scene and shoots the fricking dog and leaves the premises all of this in yurope where carrying guns is not exactly legal
      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're not banned where you are?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >well behaved
    >generally relaxed
    >become worse than pitbulls if there's food involved
    I love these little shitheads like you wouldn't believe. they'll literally eat themselves to death if they can get enough food.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, they are hard to distinguish from sausages, and i've heard dogs love sausages.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why were they bred to have such short pathetic limbs? What purpose does it serve?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Going into tunnels and other cramped spaces to kill vermin.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That makes sense and now i feel kinda stupid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry, it's not just a feeling.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              🙁

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Easier to control.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To crawl into holes and frick up badgers. Their German breed name is literally "Badger Dog".

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wypipo problems

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kid probably deserved it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't the CPS do something about this? It's enough for an investigation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That kid is gonna have problems in the future.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Daddy issues, porn "career", drug issues, death?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dog should be euthanized, parents should be executed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what's worse, if that it happened, or that they made a fricking tiktok out of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tiktok, and social media as a whole, have ruined people.
        The sheer amount of shit people post online that can be summed up as
        >That's horrible. Why were you filming instead of doing something about it?
        Are fricking astonishing.
        Help that drowning man
        Stop that baby carriage
        Free that dog
        Pick up that old lady
        Stop that child from hitting that other child
        People are so concerned with getting their 15 minutes of fame by pointing their fricking cell phone in the general direction of life that they forget to live their lives and actually do something in the heat of the moment that needs doing. The world could be ending and people would be so busy live streaming it happening that nobody would bother to hit the "Stop Doomsday" button right in reach.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like fricking chucky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is inhuman levels of disturbing.

      That dog has 5 to 8 years left max, that child is gonna have scars for the rest of their life and that animal is gonna keep you guessing as to when (not if) it'll attack next.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I don't really get it, I understand being attached to your pets and loving them but in the end it's an animal. My neighbors dog got out when I was a kid and went and scarred me up and bit me in my own yard randomly and my neighbors immediately sent it to get put down and I wasn't even their kid.

    • 1 year ago
      Santa Claus

      Dog > Pedobait

      Purge the Pedogays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe the father would bite her face like that. Look at him smiling; he knows he got away with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you raise a wienererspaniel to be violent?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my wienerer got pretty stressed once with some neighbor's moron child (actually tarded), and from then on we made sure they don't interact so it's pretty much possible to make a wienerer lash out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we have investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not to sound chinese or anything but kill all dogs with fire

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >family has had pitbulls for my entire life
    It's weird how people are so scared of them lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >family has been moronic for your whole life
      Explains a lot

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP blaming his nonexistent dog because he can’t stop teething as a manchild adult.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I like cats. Maybe Pitbulls for security for a company.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cats would have just pissed on all your games instead.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you like dogs, you are normie as frick. People who like dogs like the constant attention and approval from the dog.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My sister has some kind of pitbull mix, but he is a huge coward always whining and hiding.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs go berserk if you ignore them for just one hour and are prone to destroying your shit. If dogs we're people, people would call them out for their Black person tier behavior and kick them out, but since it's an animals people looove them so much. I'll never understand most people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogs go berserk if you ignore them for just one hour and are prone to destroying your shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Left a webcam on once to see what my dog did when I we were all out of the house and she literally just napped all day until someone got home

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my dog used that chance to nap on the couch/beds even thought it was not allowed and doesn't even try to climb them when there are people around, we only noticed it because sometimes they were oddly warm when we came home

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop ignoring your pets.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ban pitbulls
    >people just cross breed something that isn't quite a pitbull
    >other people just let their dogs loose on mass rather than putting them down

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They spray these to make them taste bad. Your dog must really hate your switch.

    Go ahead and lick one.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >BING! BING! W- ACK!

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    REMOVE DOG remove dog
    you are worst pet. you are the pet idiot you are the pet smell. return to wolf. to our fox cousins you may come to our country... you may live in the zoo......ahahahahaha, dog we will never forgive you. chihuahua rascal frick but frick butthole pitbull stink sqhipere shqipare

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How's the forest today wolf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The owner of that mutt should be jailed and the dog should be stomped to death

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          saBlack person moment

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day, shithound owner.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              sorry they stole your white girlfriend

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >schizoid babble
                Smartest dog owner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >AIIEEE A DOG IS BARKING AT ME
        >jumps in front of a truck
        kek based fido removing cowards from the gene pool

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sociopath

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do white women really frick dogs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i know a middle eastern girl who told me she fantasizes about getting railed by a dog and i've seen enough dogfricking videos to know that black girls frick them just fine as well, so i came to the conclusion that girls just frick dogs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry brownoid but women (and guys) everywhere frick everything that isn't you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fake and gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >source: random post on the internet
            yep, checks out as 100 percent fact

            >t. white women
            your jig is up

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              send link

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >source: random post on the internet
          yep, checks out as 100 percent fact

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wypipo let huter/scavengers who eat parasite laden prey and carrion lick their mouths.
      Fricking disgusting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SHITren lost.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If that were my dog, I'd have bashed the brain matter out of its ears with a brick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. My sister had this one moron dog who chewed everything and I mean everything. My Dad made her give it away and I don't miss it one bit.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shitskin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shitskin or not, it's true. Low income whites are the new turd worlders.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is a cat website

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of something that happened in France.

    >woman walks her husband's shitbull in the woods
    >get mauled while being on the phone with him
    >husband says she was attacked by a group of hunting dogs
    >pitmommies rush to the rescue and raise money to try and defend the pitty
    >investigation reveals that the pitbull was the one who killed her to no one's surprise and that no hunting dogs were involved
    >guy literally heard his wife get torn apart to death with their unborn child in her stomach and still decided to defend his mutt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TPD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      demonic, if real

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love dogs but holy frick do I hate dog owners. I can't even enjoy a walk anymore without being audibly assaulted by every dog on the street that is left out there to bark and annoy the piss out of every single person around. There's probably not a more annoying sound in the world than a fricking dogs incessant barking, especially those little rat ones. Bring your shithead dog inside you fricking homosexuals, stop making it everyone else's problem. Then there's the "oh don't worry he's friendly :)" types that have their dog off a leash and it runs up barking and snarling at you. Not everyone is a fricking dog person and they don't want your horribly trained dog running at them when they're just minding their business and trying to walk ffs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keep crying catcuck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >keep crying catcuck
        >leaves his untrained mutt outside
        >someone finally has enough of the noise and chucks a steak laced with anti-freeze over your fence
        Just train your gay dog homosexual, or keep it indoors.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Me and my dog have as much right to be out walking as you, you whiny little gayola.
          >b-but people aren't all dog people uwu
          I literally don't give a single fricking shit, maybe stop being a sensitive pussy who gets triggered by a four legged animal existing near them LMAO
          c**t

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's literal law to keep your homosexual dog on a leash when out walking, no one gives a shit if the dog is leashed when walked. Furthermore, train it so it doesn't jump on every stranger it sees. There should be a license for owning a dog so lazy morons like this don't own one and become a nuisance for society.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >backpedals instantly even though he was crying like a homosexual b***h about leashed dogs barking AKA doing what dogs do
              moronic fricking homosexual wienersucker. Frick you piece of shit, I hope you get killed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person you cannot read
                >Then there's the "oh don't worry he's friendly :)" types that have their dog off a leash and it runs up barking and snarling at you.
                >that have their dog off a leash and it runs up barking and snarling at you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't even enjoy a walk anymore without being audibly assaulted by every dog on the street that is left out there to bark and annoy the piss out of every single person around. There's probably not a more annoying sound in the world than a fricking dogs incessant barking, especially those little rat ones.
                No mention of leashes eh? Now shut the frick up you little wienersucker, I'd beat the living frick out of you if I saw you in the street crying like a b***h about LE EBUL DOGGARINOS fricking Reddit homosexual troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >inconsiderate Black person tier homosexual trying to act like an internet tough guy to defend his annoying DOGGO barking all hours of the day, no better than people blasting jiggaboo tunes all hours of the night and are basically savages
                That had nothing to do with walking but everything to do with your inconsiderate ass leaving your dog outside neglected all hours of the day so it barks at everyone and everything out of boredom. It's also against the law in most places that have noise ordinances. kys

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >immediately changes tack because he got caught being a homosexual
                I'd sic my dog on your Tumblr troony ass and laugh as yo udied

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your gay mutt can't harm anything that isn't a toddler or a grandma, fricking subhuman trash thinking a dog makes you appear tough kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Guarantee my boi could fricking tear out your little sissy throat and you wouldn't be able to do shit but scream and cry for Tumblr's help

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >oh no subhuman pit daddy sic'd his mongrel at me
                >shoot it, mace it, etc
                >dog if it somehow survived is immediately put down for attacking someone
                Your average subhuman dog owner everyone

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >admits he's a little pussy ass b***h that has to go for a gun instead of squaring up
                lmao weak ass homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not our fault your dog is too stupid to invent civilization and metalworking etc to eventually make guns and use them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a lot of cope for being a pussy who can't fight lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >just get injured so you can prove your manliness to some dumbass slave animal and his subhuman owner
                I could gouge its eyes or kick it in the head but there's no point, it's more humane to shoot it since it's going to get put down anyway

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >bro I totally could i-it's just not worth it
                lmao yeah sure lil b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >durr if you don't like dog that means you like cat
        moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Keep crying catcuck

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            don't like cats don't like dogs
            you're a homosexual

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buying toddler games
    every disgrace you ever gone through is your own fault

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    From the thousands of dog races why in the frick do you pick a shitbull?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is the most populous breed in american shelters so when someone adopts from one they get either played into adopting one or feel bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It is the most populous breed in american shelters
        I wonder why.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do you bark?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will you two homosexuals just kiss and make passionate love already?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing a cat of mine ever did was steal my brushes and gnaw on them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you have to put it down?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I just didn't give her treats that day.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely want to launch a genocide on any poodle mix mutt dog. Fricking yorki-poo, malti-poo, anything with a poo suffix lives up to its name because they're all shit fricking dogs. They're the most dramatic little attention prostitute turd dogs that don't exist to carry out any of the functions of an actual dog. If these things weren't an abomination of human "ingenuity" they'd all be turned into fodder for the actual dogs of the world. Everytime I see someone with one of these things I start seeing red and thoughts of kicking it down a football field fill my head.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >physical media

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I like digital copies better than "PHYSICAL" lfmao

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok to eat dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer cats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And a ching chong ding dong to you, my good fellow

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy physical media
    >data is encrypted on a card you do not have access to
    >dog eats
    >data gets lost
    >need to pay again if you want the data again

    Digital media + no-DRM + open OS is the only solution.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you get for supporting physical media in 2023

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pets in general are for women and low iq morons who think their animals "love" them

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poor dog eating garbage
    you are a bad owner

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dog genocide when

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2004. Adopt 1 year old dog
    >Chews through my memory card that had Legend of Dragoon completed on it when we left one day

  74. 1 year ago
    Santa Claus

    My one sat on the screen, breaking the screensaver.

    Useless console isn't dog proof. This wouldn't happen to a 3DS.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all these mutt lovers on a cat website
    Frick off back to plebbit with your "le hekin' doggos" you fricking trannies

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have dumped three girls because they had dogs. One had a labrador, one had a shitbull, and the other had two poodles. I could never truly respect someone who coos over dirty dogs.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >letting an unpredictable and smelly wild animal in your house to sit on your bed and eat your belongings.
    I cant believe americans do this

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >want a dog
    >remember the only two times my dad cried were when we had to out down our old dogs
    >realize I'd have to do the same

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not training your dog not to chew on your shit

    >not putting your shit away so your dog can't chew on it

    You are a moron.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have bought a pit then

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me, I'm peg dorson

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My dog did this to my PS1 controller and it still has the marks. I miss that lil fella, give him a chewing toy.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Even dogs dont like rabbids.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >When your heckin' floofer destroys the gift your wife's boyfriend got you as a celebration of a whole month in an open relationship (it won't last much longer)

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever had a mutt as a kid. Never got bitten once.
    Well, not true. She "Bit" me because I was a 5 year old moron about to walk out into the street and she bit my arm to pull me back before I got hit by a car and then kept guard over me until my parents eventually came to collect me because my dog was a better mom than my mom was.
    She was smart too. Had to start putting her treats on high shelves because she taught herself how to open the cupboard, tip over her milk bones, grab 3-4 of them, then tilt the box back up and close the door while everyone in the house was accusing everyone else of overfeeding the dog treats for months before catching her in the act.

    I miss that dog.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the lore on dog owners?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Long ago in a distant land, before the rise of the sons of Aryas and the oceans drank Atlantis, there was "The First", they who came before. Man. The progenitor of what we now call humanity.
      Man lived in a harsh and unforgiving hellscape plagued by beasts and horrors the likes of which we can scarce contemplate in our modern screen filled civilization. These proto-men learned to befriend wolves, and the wolves learned to befriend them. It was a mutual and symbiotic relationship.
      Wolf provides man with protection and the strong senses only a beast can provide.
      Man provides wolf with ease of access to food, clean water, and warm shelter.
      Together man and wolf did everything. They hunted together. Slept together. Ate together. Played together. Fricked Man's woman together. It was good, and it has been the longest and most enduring relationship we've had with beasts. Without it, civilization as it exists now may not be.

      And now the crows and ravens have started to tame the wolf. Soon the dawn of man will end by our own hubris. Then it will be the time of the corvid. And the wolf will be there again, the eternal companion of a new master, long after we frick-bot ourselves into extinction.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just love animals. However, I've been bitten by dogs. You have to be delusional to think an animal won't attack you if it feels threatened. What amazes me is all the people who get big dogs (dangerous untrained) and don't train, socialize, or exercise them. The cherry on top is the owners letting the dogs run loose in public areas. At least when the neighbors pyscho chihuahua goes after me, I can punt it down the street. The mastiffs not so much...

    Cats can also be painful but, once again, they're small enough to deal with if they get out of hand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cats can also be painful but, once again, they're small enough to deal with if they get out of hand
      If you're a man, you're big enough to deal with a dog if it gets out of hand. Your fear response is just stronger than with a cat, even though cats are faster and more slippery than a dog, and can absolutely frick you up if they're inclined.
      Do not let cats anywhere near your face, even if it's one you're used to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If you're a man, you're big enough to deal with a dog if it gets out of hand
        Maybe you could, but if it's a big dog you're likely going to walk away with grievous injuries. Pitbulls kill or severely mutilate grown men regularly, especially if there is more than one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i think maybe half of Ganker could win the pitbull 1v1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Big dogs are hard to deal with. Ever been knocked down by one? If the dog wants you dead, you're gonna die unless you're prepared.

        >If you're a man, you're big enough to deal with a dog if it gets out of hand
        Maybe you could, but if it's a big dog you're likely going to walk away with grievous injuries. Pitbulls kill or severely mutilate grown men regularly, especially if there is more than one.

        The most irresponsible fricks get multiple big dogs and just them rot in the backyard. These dogs go insane and get out. "My dog doesn't bite." *me asking if their dog is vaccinated because it mauled the handyman*

        This, my dog bit me once out of "anger" when he was 16 fricking years old and at the time was slowly dying. He immediately knew he did wrong and tried to lick the wound, despite the bite barely breaking the skin.

        A properly socialized dog will only bite you in play or when they're in pain.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    another win for digital chads

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are the Black folk of the animal kingdom.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >actually having pets

    Gross

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend gets a dog
    >Keeps calling people to drop by his house and take care of his dog while hes gone since he doesnt have time for a dog but still feels like getting one
    >Gets upset because people tell him to go frick off
    Imagine being this selfish

    >Help a friend of a friend moving apartments
    >His mother owns a dog thats a scared biter
    >Someone forgot to have the door closed with the dog
    >Dog charges out and bites people
    >People very upset about getting bitten (no real bite, but still) while helping them out and leave
    >Dog owner screeches about people leaving them on their own, its their fault not the innocent dog and their lack of awareness
    Egoistic

    >Neighbours have a bunch of dogs they let run free infront of our house
    >Whenever someone goes inside or outside the dogs jump them and bark like morons
    >Get together with other neighbours and file a complaint
    >They get kicked out
    >They somehow act like we were the buttholes and they did nothing wrong
    Fricking dog owner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dog owners actually deserve to be beaten and killed don't they

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There should really be a license to own a dog, would fix so much problems.
        I mean theres some good dog owners out there, but 90% are not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad that i life in a big city, not a smalltown. Most rental apartments here ban you from having pets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy you should not come to Canada. "No-Pet" clauses are void in all rental agreements. Even if you sign a lease with a no-pet clause you're not required to uphold it in any manner.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Canadians are pussies
          More news at 11

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cat owners are a blight on society:
    >toxoplasmosis riddled brains
    >pregnant waifus can't change the ~~*litter box*~~
    >outdoor cats partake in native bird genocide for the lulz
    >will never protect your life against a Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go leave

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My mom's shithuahua did this to my GB games when I was a kid and I beat the shit out of it with a stool. It no joke died to a pibble attack a decade later. Those two breeds need to be thrown into the thunderdome. Thanks for reading my blog.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doggays are morons who pretend dogs are heckin innocenterino and think they should be catered to for having dogs
    >anti-doggays are literal psychopaths who wish death on random people for owning dogs
    Why is everyone so fricking insane

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      90% of dog ownership is
      >dont adopt a shit breed
      >dont be a neglectful c**t
      This is too difficult for alot of people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dont adopt a shit breed
        doesn't help that a ton of shelters are flooded with pittbulls and pitbull crossbreeds. Also doesn't help that shelters lie about said breed's actual breed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>anti-doggays are literal psychopaths who wish death on random people for owning dogs
      I wonder how you will think about if theres some random dog jumping you everytime you leave your apartment for doing grocerys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stop living in the ghetto, mongoloid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Ghetto
          I used to life in a ghetto and nobody ever botheres me while doing grocerys.

          This shit happens in family friendly areas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile me, a ratgay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because you're getting your view of the world from morons on the internet and stories people tell from trailer trash/nogs that are being relayed on the internet. I just had my schnauzer for 20 years, I just wanted to have a peaceful life while affording premium food for the dog I had since I was a kid.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not owning a dog and a cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cat is a kitten
      >have to take care of brother's puppy
      >kitten and puppy play together
      >cat now plays like a dog, even playing fetch with a milk ring
      cute as frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's always great when they grow up together.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have an old-ass dog and a cat who was a kitten when I got him that grew up with the dog
        Every time the dog comes in from outside the cat runs up to him and rubs up against him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sworn enemies are one and the same
        kino

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take the rat pill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No thank you. My buddy and his wife are rat people and I swear to Christ they spend more time mourning them than they do enjoying having them around. Even if you take meticulous care of them they still rarely last longer than two years. They have one rat that's been clinging on for almost 5 though. That one is going to fricking break them.
      They just keep replacing them with an endless conga line of rats.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >endless conga line of rats
        New mental fixation unlocked, can’t wait to think of this every time I shower for the next month at least.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do troons hate dogs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because troons demand the full white girl experience but the sensitive nose of a dog can detect a rotten axe wound and won't put their tongue or knot anywhere near it. Not for all the fricking peanut butter in the world.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs can easily identify them by smell.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We all know that shitbulls are well, shit, but was this justified?

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, you're a fricking moron who hasn't properly trained your dog.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this scares the shitbull

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bred for killing wolves
      What's their power level? Could they take on a shitbull or a German Shepherd?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CONSOME
        CONSOME
        CONSOME PANCHI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      disjointed hitboxes: the dog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kills your shitbull
      nothing personel...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Borzois were bred to hunt wolves and brown bears in Siberia. Of course it would dab on a shitbull.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bred for killing wolves
      What's their power level? Could they take on a shitbull or a German Shepherd?

      >kills your shitbull
      nothing personel...

      >Cats lose meme pet status to Corgis.
      >Corgis lose meme pet status to Shibas.
      >Shibas lose meme dog status to Borzois.
      What's the next internet meme pet?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's swine time.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats and dogs are as bad as each other, morons get a living creature and think that it will look after, entertain and train itself and then act surprised when their dog chews their shit, their cat is always biting and scratching them or either is pissing and shitting where they shouldn't be.

    t. cat owner but also thinks dogs except shitbulls are great pets too

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Puppy gnawed the frick out of my steam controller thumbstick
    >It has the chink controller issue of not using a standard thumbstick cap so getting a replacement isn't really possible
    >FRICKING RECESSED TORX SCREWS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like it's puppy stomping time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, I don't know how to break it to you, but the steam controller came out 8 years ago.
        My friend's Dane fricking died

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A dog I had when I was a kid did this exactly once and it was to my copy of Pokemon Diamond. Singlehandedly mindfricked me out of the Pokemon franchise.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah if my heckin doggerino did that you can bet he would be getting a snooty boopy instead of a good boi head pat

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dog either trained extremely poorly or bored out of it's skull so it goes and destroys shit to deal with the frustration
    Skill issue, you dumb Black person. I adopted a 11 month GSD who had abandonment issues and very bad reactivity issues (and a fricktonne of other dietary issues). She chewed up a few things when we were just starting out because she got that nervous when we'd leave the house and we couldn't crate her at the start as she had had very bad experiences with them. Since I've helped her get over those issues (only a bit reactive to dogs, working on it still, everything else has been solved) we can just crate her if need be and there hasn't really been a problem aside from her barking when someone's at the door and I can't really be arsed to train that out of her as I appreciate the alert ¯_(ツ)_/¯ She's also a huge goofball.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your dog is a homosexual.

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