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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know who you are.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >open field battle
    rotted breath + kite on horse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Horse
      >While invaded
      ???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How could I be invaded? I don't summon homosexualhelp.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    such a pretty game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average pc master race cuckold
      damn, that's what elden ring looks for you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this your first time seeing what game textures look like in the distance or are you actually moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker poster
        >not clinically moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i have a fricking 1070 and i have literally never seen anything so shitty in my own playthrough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh yikes you have a really bad computer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What 1GB of vram does to motherfricker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >PS1 tier graphics
      what went wrong? You think they could put some effort into the starting area of the game at least

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know it came out on switch too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that looks fine, zoomies don't have any taste

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SOUL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb 3rd worlder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      try downloading more ram, should fix your issue

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >'Greatshield and Thrust weapon in superheavy armor? oh, you're so skilled.'

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bleed you out with my buddy, like all the others

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rapiers are actually super fricking broken in Elden Ring, you just gotta know how to build a class around using it. I don't know what kind of homosexual uses heavy armor and a greatshield with a rapier, at least dress the part. You should be wearing light armor and looking more like a fencer or DEX class.

    Aesthetics are always better than functionality. If you wanted to be an UNGA homosexual then you should have just equipped a greatsword or hammer and smashed everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Heavy thrusting sword. That arctype of fingerprint homosexual will also use spears though.

      all thrusting weapons are way too strong right now. These types of players are more likely to be using two nagatanas and bloodhound step.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all thrusting weapons are way too strong right now
        Because for absolutely no reason at all, thrusting weapons deal extra damage and get a talisman to increase that free damage.

        Could you imagine if they made it that katanas deal +20% damage and an extra 20% with some random talisman? Thats literally how thrust attacks work in this game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Extra pierce damage during counter timings has been a thing in Souls 1 and 3. The big difference is that in Souls 1 and 3 thrusting weapons weren't so dominate. With the mechanics of Elden Ring, thrust weapons are super dominant because the range was nerfed on everything else and there's no combo potentials. That is, they just out trade everything because of counter attacks and poise, and they pressure you from safe distances.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      From soft should have thought of that before they ditched vit again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fingerprint shield, heavy armor, and a heavy thrusting sword is one of the best builds in the entire fricking game. That's why they wear it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want any trouble
    540 ladder up and away

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no u

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably, haven't played that trash since release

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My STR character has all the same gear except I use Ruins Greatsword

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >installs co-op mod

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when you could just lightning shotel people like this out of the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there are so many ways to deal with shield people i was surprised fromsoft even bothered nerfing it.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the actual strongest ER PVP build?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who cares, anybody playing pvp in this godforsaken game at 40 FPS deserves a bullet to the head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >at 40 FPS
        $150 cards can run this game at a locked 60 and so can consoles. what shit ass PC do you have that cant?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          PS5 can't even run the game at 40 fps and it was designed for that shitbox

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            is this real? runs at 60 fps on series x, though dips into the 50s on occasion.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              PS5 on "pretty" mode can barely get above 40 FPS, with frequent dips into 30

              On "performance" mode it runs about as good as on PC hitting 45 FPS in places, if you're noticing "dips" on console it's into the low 40's, not 50's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two nagatana, blood hound step.
      Can't be parried, can't be dodged effectively without phantom bleed, you can't be hit.

      Probably the most broken something has ever been in a souls game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can parry spears dumb frick. And it's not even hard when people spam the exact same l1 move over and over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Uh you can't parry the crouching attack thats why people keep using it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you can. It just has a weird timing window, you have to do it early. But again, it's easy because when you see someone with 2 spears you know exactly what they are going to do because they only have 1 move.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i just cast elden stars and then hit them w/ my sword

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few. Every build you either want huge poise (83+) or light roll. Also you can have both!
      1. Dual spear, either raw damage or cold or bleed.
      2. Dual great spear, see above. Also vykes for madness (might be the most OP shit in the game)
      3. Halberd + cleanrot rapier offhand. Halberd you want flame strike to stop players from running to your left and avoiding your halberd. Also you want thrusting halberds.
      4. Dual Straight sword + massive poise to out DPS everything except dual spears. Works best with st. trina for sleep.
      5. If someone has less than 58 poise, then any rapier 2handed will completely shut them down. Pair with bloodhound step to keep up massive pressure. Cleanrot rapier is best. This is why 58 poise is -required- to play PVP unless you are light rolling.
      6. Royal knight resolve + Heavy rapier. Basically a better piercing fang/impaling thrust in every way. Keep this on swap to catch runners and light rollers (maybe).
      7. Defense stack + poise + fists as of patch 1.08. Very broken and hard to deal with.

      I've been PVPing since 1.08 came out and it's a lot better than release, but still busted thanks to poise and a few weapon selections. I don't think the game can be fixed unless they do something really drastic like removing poise and increasing the range of most R1's so they can roll catch. Basically turning it into a worse DS3.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nta but can you elaborate on #7, haven't played since May

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can't trade with fists and outpace their dps. Their only counter is parry.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sure. It's similar to straight swords but with a much better running attack depending on the fist you use. With the Katar, the running r1 (2handed) is a super fast thrust attack that roll catches easily. With the others (that can have BLEED) the running r2 true combos into the r1 (2handed), which deals massive damage. Also since fists take such low weight, it's really easy to poise stack with them. Lastly they buffed their attack speed, so they can out DPS everything except dual spears in trade wars. They're very good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its glintstone pebble (AoW), it got nerfed, but its still the most broken thing in the game for PvP and PvE.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember getting invaded by a guy in dragon barrow and getting one shotted by his pebble, I was full health too and had plenty of vigor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you have 60vig and heavy armor, yeah, you will get one shot by pebble. Its stupid.

          The art of war protectionism in this game is insanse. So many spells are ass in comparison. What are they protecting?

          At the end of the day I guess you cant balance so many options.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The art of war protectionism in this game is insanse. So many spells are ass in comparison. What are they protecting?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they realize if they actually balanced weapon arts nobody would use them, which is why they're broken in the first place

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they nerfed flame of the redmanes for a reason

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              was it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes
                it used to have a LOT of poise damage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know but did they nerf it for a reason
                I don't think fromsoft has any reason they do anything considering their history of "balance"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes its strong poise damage was the reason

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you are not intelligent

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I dont think they really care that much. Its a Western thing to obsess over balance, not Japanese. Sometimes a little bit of b***hing seeps through the language barrier and they might touch something like RoB or Flames but otherwise they dont care.

                Flame of the redmanes had 40 poise damage, that's less than a straightsword

                there's no logical reason to nerf it, fromsoft is just moronic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't play the game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                2 hits from it could stun almost any boss

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                then it's a problem with the spell and not the poise damage, instead of fixing the spell they deleted it from the game

                classic fromsoft incompetence

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                obviously if on the box the spell said it did as much poise damage as a straightsowrd, but somehow did more poise damage than an ultra, the spell was broken

                So instead of fixing the spell itself, they lowered the poise damage until it sucked and nobody would use it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                anon I think you are insane

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's a really basic concept, nothing justifies a 75% reduction in poise damage below a straightsowrd, that's dagger poise damage or less

                they nerfed the spell from 40 to 10 poise damage, somehow at 40 poise damage it was actually doing something like 100, the spell was broken

                So by lowering the value to 10 the poise damage was actually brought down to like 20-30 because of the broken spell, which is worse than they ever intended for it to be, practically removing it from the game

                I'm sorry you're moronic, maybe you should have been aborted

              • 1 year ago
                saucy

                >man with terminal insanity

                I am growing stronger.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was never intended to be a poise breaker, its a AOE attack and a main weapon buff

                Stop being a moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Now it's use to try and roll catch Bloodhound Step subhumans.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >that's less than a straightsword
                No, that's equivalent to a 2-handed hammer charged R2 which is more than a straight sword. And it was much faster, ranged, and spammable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                homie you dumb

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's a really basic concept, nothing justifies a 75% reduction in poise damage below a straightsowrd, that's dagger poise damage or less

                they nerfed the spell from 40 to 10 poise damage, somehow at 40 poise damage it was actually doing something like 100, the spell was broken

                So by lowering the value to 10 the poise damage was actually brought down to like 20-30 because of the broken spell, which is worse than they ever intended for it to be, practically removing it from the game

                I'm sorry you're moronic, maybe you should have been aborted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you can't balance a single player game and then turn around and make a perfect multiplayer game; that's also never been From's objective. They do the best they can and people cry about it because muh life has no meaning without balance

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All people really want is the ability to actually play with what they want without the bar being set so above them by small amount of moronicly broken things.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they nerfed flame of the redmanes for a reason

            I dont think they really care that much. Its a Western thing to obsess over balance, not Japanese. Sometimes a little bit of b***hing seeps through the language barrier and they might touch something like RoB or Flames but otherwise they dont care.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yes thats why there were several balance patches after the game released

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Revisionist history, there were barely any, it took ages before we saw any substantial changes and even then its not changed that much. You can still cheese the game with RoB, or Str jumping builds, or anything that was OP at launch to now.

                >It's a western thing
                Not exactly. It's a western thing to hate meta slavery and criticize a game based on it. In japan they actually get a thrill out of metaslaving, you can see it in their card games. It's a bug person thing, the anger that comes from trying to innovate in an poorly made game does not emerge in the bugman's mind.

                Evidently not true as ER has no meta.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >there were barely any
                why do you lie

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >It's a western thing
              Not exactly. It's a western thing to hate meta slavery and criticize a game based on it. In japan they actually get a thrill out of metaslaving, you can see it in their card games. It's a bug person thing, the anger that comes from trying to innovate in an poorly made game does not emerge in the bugman's mind.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you have 60vig and heavy armor, yeah, you will get one shot by pebble. Its stupid.

        [...]
        At the end of the day I guess you cant balance so many options.

        Glintstone pebble is now one of the WORST AoWs in the game. The pebble deals just little damage, and without the combo the trust is incredibly hard to hit since it's so telegraphed. The whole thing is so slow you can't even roll catch with it unless the enemy is stupid.

        If you want a real AoW to complain about, complain about flame strike, storm stomp, or royal knight resolve.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no, incorrect, its still 3k damage minimum and the only true combo in the game.

          Actually play PvP before you post.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There’s a point where bait becomes too stupid. You went too far.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The fact you don't know how AoW work in ER doesn't change reality. Pebble is still broken.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It never did 3k damage, unless you stacked every single possible buff in the game, most of which are massively nerfed in pvp (rallying standard is 20% damage buff, but 2.5% in pvp).

                It is absolutely not a true combo any more. It’s stagger amount (damagelevel) was changed from the lengthy stagger (blood flame talons, charge R2’s etc…) to the minimal stagger animation found when you get hit by a straight sword or something. If you get hit by pebble, you have time to roll before follow up reaches you.

                It’s ok as a cheap projectile, although Glintstone Kris is better since it’s projectile can reach 1500+ damage if you charge it, basically becoming Comet spell for 1/4 of fp cost. But it’s not a true combo, or even a pseudo combo. And saying “only true combo in the game” is beyond stupid, because A, it isn’t one, and B, lots of true combos exist, Running R2 > R2 on fists being the most famous right now. Or Scythe charge R2 > Lorreta’s Slash, which is very hard to do, but nearly a garunteed one shot.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read your arm-chair theory, whatever it says it irrelevant because clearly you don't play the game.

                Just did 12 matches only had 1 loss. Pebble is still the most broken AoW in the game.

                Have a nice life, get good.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read your arm-chair theory, whatever it says it irrelevant because clearly you don't play the game.

                Just did 12 matches only had 1 loss. Pebble is still the most broken AoW in the game.

                Have a nice life, get good.

                And here's its damage, only from talismans and flask (dont need it, only adds a small damage increase anyway), good luck topping, against players its usually 700 to 1.5k damage.

                Also, still a true combo, if you get pebbled you get stabbed unless they are at maximum range.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It does not true combo. Also I can win in the arena by mashing r1 with claws, so this is not a good metric of how viable something is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesnt do that much damage
                >well it does do that much damage
                >well it doesnt true combo!
                play stupid games, anon...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Remember he said this is the WORST ash of war in the ENTIRE game.

                All shitposting aside, I am literally not losing and im going against some absolutely toxic builds here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read lol

                I don't understand this trolling. It does not true combo. It is extremely telegraphed (both the pebble and the thrust). Also the pebble does not deal much damage to a player unless they are naked.

                It used to true combo in versions before version 1.04 I think and I would agree with you that back then it was the best AoW in the game. Right now it is meh in the best case scenario, bad in most cases.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn son, so many words.

                Still didn't read lol.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't understand this trolling.
                Because like a troony thinking they're a women but getting upset when someone says biological female you cant accept the fact that you're wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read your arm-chair theory, whatever it says it irrelevant because clearly you don't play the game.

                Just did 12 matches only had 1 loss. Pebble is still the most broken AoW in the game.

                Have a nice life, get good.

                [...]
                And here's its damage, only from talismans and flask (dont need it, only adds a small damage increase anyway), good luck topping, against players its usually 700 to 1.5k damage.

                Also, still a true combo, if you get pebbled you get stabbed unless they are at maximum range.

                >Difference between youtuber kids and actual chad players
                Fricking kek get btfo

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My experience as a mage
    Holy frick were spells always this easy to dodge in souls games? I remember mages in DaS being a pain to fight. But playing as one this is pathetic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Magic is arguably the best it's ever been unless you count Dark Bead spam in DS1. But you'll never hit anyone with magic missile in a duel where you're both paying attention to nothing other than the other person, at that point your options are the sword sorceries and the primevil stars or whatever that are impossible to fully dodge

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    'kay

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your pc sucks too much to render at that depth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice comp config

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all it is is the clouds turned off so you can actually see distant terrain, normally you can't see anything, probably because it looks like horse shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wow, something that is intentionally hidden looks bad once you remove the thing that is blocking you from seeing it? You are so fricking smart, moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like skyrim

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not even skyrim looked that bad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Remove the mist and it'll look exactly the same. You don't just fricking remove the very thing that's still keeping your game running at 60fps and cry that things in distance look bad when they're intentionally hidden so that your computer wouldn't spontaneously combust.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I kneel because mods on Ganker allow pedo porn as long as it's posted by shills.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love these. I wish they'd have given the overworld one more pass of hand polished encounters cause its just a teeny bit empty at times, or too rehashed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to know what the wrecked ships in the distance look like up close.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play garbage so

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    proceed to BHS spam in circles all over the map before disconnecting

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >equip scythe or other weapon that can penetrate shields
    >panics and two hands
    >switch back to main weapon
    >he brings out the shield again
    >rinse and repeat
    Finger shield gays think they are walking tanks when in reality they're nothing but fricking paper mache

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stab
    >kiss
    I'm the best one.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Miyazaki make it so heavy rapiers are as strong as the lance wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because heavy rapiers are basically spears.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the idea was that the lance was 'the' horseback weapon, they failed by not giving it bonus damage on a horse or a unique moveset

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play Elden gays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Freckles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP is so in love with his Elden Ring character he keeps making this thread

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat the game

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    giant epee boys where we at

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *breaks ur guard in 1 hit with rkr scythe*
    bow down, pig

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    basically i don't have to fight u nerd. all u can do with these queers is walk away

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure I invaded this exact same build and was winning until his friend came out of nowhere with a that madness spear an ganked me baka

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yea probably, I dont play these games for the PvP, and the meta completenly ruined doing less than optimal builds.
    >disconnects
    >enjoys seamless coop and random spawns
    Its time to game.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Whats your response?
    You made this thread already.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *destroys shieldtrannies*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my cum 🙂

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're mean! I don't want you to be around me anymore!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mirror matches in PvP are fun

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bar was not even that high anyway

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