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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite how bad the game is, I'm having an absolute blast with it. I'm a 35 year old man and I feel like a kid again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It isnt bad tho, you're just a jaded homosexual. Its the quintessential adventure kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, it isn't bad, it's average

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite how bad the game is, I'm having an absolute blast with it.
      the ultimate shill post. when every other reasonable thing to latch on to has eroded away... powerful and poignant and having blasts... just... *chefs kiss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure thats a straight quote from reddit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE WIND IS BLASTING ME

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be LV120 Warrior
    >try to take down Shin-Daimon
    >get blasted away
    I-I'm having a blast...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lvl 120 melee vs Daimon
      That sounds awful. I cheesed him as sorcerer with demons periapts and holy enchant on my weapon, to spam the charged holy bolts.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOTTA BLAST

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These blasted dragon's dogmers are having a blast again!!!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forced meme
    man why does every game need to have its own eric

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you are a CHUD and you are NOT allowed to enjoy games unless I say so

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        careful homosexual you're gonna have a blast if you don't calm down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fr*ck are you Black personing about?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >explosive charge an enemy into the air
    >ranger pins them against a wall with an arrow
    >i run over and obliterate them with a helmsplitter
    ok, this was a BLAST!

    (takes me back to playing old Vindictus, dogshit performance and all.)

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LADDERS

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma 2 is not what we expected it to be...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was better…

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a BLAST, ngl

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting in a blast thread.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, QRD on the having a blast meme?
    I've been ignoring the internet since this game came out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello sirs are you redeeming the blast today sirs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitposters decided that anyone saying they're "having a blast" was a shill so they're trying to meme it into being a thing but I think most of us are just kind of rolling with it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are right, though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right in that I'm having a blast.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shitposters decided that anyone saying they're "having a blast" was a shill so they're trying to meme it into being a thing but I think most of us are just kind of rolling with it.
        LMAO, damage controlshillbros???

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're having a blast, thanks for the new phrase.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >w-were're rolling with it
        Holy cope

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all magic spells cut
    >replaced by the most basic unimaginative shit
    Im so happy we have the awesome whole TWO new vocations. They totally make up for the butchering and removal of other vocations.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how they changed MK to mystic spear
      I wanted to be a spellblade not a wannabe jedi
      and they even have a shield spell what the frick man

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finna bkast

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mystic Spearhand
    >Flips, combos, support
    >flinging enemies off into space
    This is better than Mystic Knight

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blastbros, how we feeling?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      having a!!!!!!!!!

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you must do the homosexual elf archer quest to unlock the elf village
    Fuuuug this shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just blast em

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I blast?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does playing mage/sorc feel like ass because the pawns don't tank for shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can mages use a fireblast???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t speak for Sorc but I am spamming the SHIT out of Palladium. Once upgraded it protects your pawns too. Pretty great for blocking stray blows. Also remember that you can jump back, levitate, and start charing mid air to avoid an initial lunge at you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is good
        Just keep up the defense until knockdowns, then drop the Anodyne while targets are knocked down and everyone is dog piling.

        Boring. Contingent on pawns preforming - but I wasn't expecting more from mage, and pawns generally seem to perform more than not, compared to the former game - for better or worse.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would much rather drop a speed buff when the enemy is knocked down myself. Personally I’m finding mage a lot more fun than it OR sorcerer was in the original. Swiftspell is fricking huge and focus bolt feels a lot more balanced now. Just wish Spellsave was a possible replacement for swiftspell - being able to pull a cast of whatever you want right out of your ass at a moments notice is pretty sweet but limiting yourself to all of 3 spells otherwise really hurts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too bad you can't use the core skill that lets you speed up cast time while you're levitating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My pawns keep leaving the fight just to run over to me and be like
      >here arisen, I'll give you a boost
      and they will sit there until I do the jump and they'll go back to wailing on the ogre.
      it's still funny every time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even Magick Archer is fricked if a single hobgoblin gets near you and starts stunlocking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the thief augment that lowers your aggro. Hire pawns that are independent and have the fighter augment that raises aggro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just you. I just got jumped by a chimera in the middle of a minotaur fight on the narrow ass back road to Battahl, had to dodge around both spamming shields and heals, and since it was raining my fire boon was completely useless. My pawns kicked ass, gonna send them both back with a golden beetle soon since I'm starting to outlevel them.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just blind or does the equipment menu seriously not show you your stats? Just got a Ring of Triumph and have no god damn clue how much it is boosting my shit.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kind of surprised my my Thief is getting consistent hires, she's kind of basic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because everyone's a warrior with sorc pawn or sorc with warrior pawn so they need dexbros to round out the squad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thief or Archer, but Thief seems a lot more popular

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its because thief is completely frick busted. Helm/Skull Splitter is preposterous damage, and pawns will readily slice and dice anything smaller between dodge and fast attacks. Add Ensnare/Implicate and you have an anti-harpy bot in the mix.
          People are hiring thieves even if they are a thief with a thief mainpawn simply because thieves kill shit obscenely fast - and that's before the pinnacle skills that straight up make them invincible. Just give the fricks some big stamina restores and never give a single shit about anything ever.
          They're strider levels of broken but multiplied by an order of magnitude.
          It's like Autonomy all over again, but even worse, because pawns can use it, so expect to see nothing but green as the word disseminates.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Helmsplitter and Ensnare seem like no brainers, what about the other two skills? I'm guessing Easy Kill is garbage on a Pawn

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Before master skills, Smokescreen/shroud. It disrupts enemy AI.
              Otherwise Formless Feint, of course. Pawns aren't going to abuse it as much as a player - but keep them stocked with stamina restore and they'll make use of it enough.

              At that point, replace Smokeshroud if you want. It doesn't matter. Formless feint even reduces the self damage from Blades of Pyre - but again, Pawns might not deliberately make use of the school kid "you can't touch me, I'm invincible" bullshit.
              Might as well use Pilfer for all the work Thieves will do with Splitter alone, nevermind Feint.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Powder Charge is stupidly good and I think Smoke Screen is under-rated. Most enemies get distracted by it and you get free heavy attacks from behind. Blinding harpies, ogres, etc is useful, too.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe how much worse it is bros. i knew deep down it would be a disappoint, but frick this was the worst case scenario.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blast is probably my favorite meme from here in a long time. thanks blastbros

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE WIND IS BLASTING MEEEEEEEEE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      INTO THE BLAST AGAIN I FEEL THE BLAST IN MY BLAST
      BLAST IS BLASTING FREEE I BLAST LIKE BLASTING BLAST
      BLAST BLAST BLAST BLASTBLAST

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO WHAT'S BLAST PROCESSING DO?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having a blast with dark arisen, can't wait to play the 2nd one!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops was blasted.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blasting rn, AMA

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >had two Fighter pawns back to back that sat down dejectedly if left alone for a few seconds

    I have never released pawns faster in my life. Get the hell away from my waifu with your lurgies.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM HAVING A BLAST AND YOU'RE POOR AND UPGRADE YOUR PC AND BLAST HAVING AND OTHER THINGS AND B L A S T ! ! ! ! !

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a quick blastdown?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      16 hours in. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted Dragon’s Dogma to be.

      That’s all.

      Yes, 30 fps with occasional dips here and there and I wish they’d optimize it - but I fell in love with the original dragon’s dogma which was also 30ish fps. Holy balls guys. Holy, wrinkly, hairy, delicious motherfricking balls!

      I am having an absolute blast. The world has hooked me. It’s so beautifully immersive. I mean, THOSE PHYSICS?! The animations. The weight and feel of the movement and combat. The graphics. The spell effects. The epic fellowship of the ring adventure with kickass teammates because the AI is that much better.

      I’m just so happy. I’m so so so happy. I’m a 32 year old man feeling like a kid again.

      Capcom fricked up by releasing it unoptimized, but I grew up with pixels and gameboy graphics with PowerPoint slideshow animations and I know most of you have probably played Pokémon so I know you’ll understand this - if a game can grab you and immerse you nothing technical about it ever goddamn mattered.

      The way I see it is we are lucky enough to be conscious, alive sentient beings in 2024 when this technology even exists. 100 years ago people wouldn’t even understand the concept. I’m happy with whatever I can get.

      But honestly the criticism is definitely unwarranted, Capcom may be a large company, but they have actual employees with feelings too , and the market share has been quite unpredictable lately...

      Baldur’s Gate 3 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of technicality. But Dragon’s Dogma 2 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of feeling.

      I am absolutely in love and I wish you all could feel what I feel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, the wind is pushing me too
        but take it easy it with the reddit formatting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          'Tis a pasta, Arisen.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLAST!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CUT OFF

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I TOO AM HAVING A BLAST

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a blast refunding Capcom's Dragon's Dogma 2.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're adapting!!!!!! They are now saying "having a ball" or "having a great time" DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS THEY ARE IN FACT CLAIMING TO HAVE A BLAST!!!!!!

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm blasting a blast

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M

    GONNA

    DO

    IT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such frailty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having a bl@st

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The filters of an upjumped Gankerirgin make for tedious reading.

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