I'm forklift certified, should I pick it up while it's on sale?

I'm forklift certified, should I pick it up while it's on sale?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Also get Gas Station Simulator.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many forklift games, what makes this one different?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Geman too?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just spent 6 hours vegging out and playing Power Wash Simulator
    Are all simulator games this comfy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think humans enjoy work but just not the pressure of failing. So sim games remove the bad parts of work and keep the good parts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I think humans enjoy work
        Thats just the wagie brainwash agenda.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah you just think that because of commie israelite propaganda

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's true. People love accomplishing things, otherwise videogames themselves wouldn't be fun. People who made it all come to the same conclusion after taking vacations for a few months, eventually they all start working towards a goal. On themselves, writing a book, learning to code, etc. Even boring wagie stuff can be made enjoyable when you have no financial urgency to perform and can do things at your own pace. Being able to choose whether or not you can spend the day doing nothing or going to work is actual real freedom. People often mistake working with being forced to work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are all simulator games this comfy?
      yes. you get all of the satisfaction and fun of the task at hand without the real world bullshit like filling out reams of paperwork.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    prove
    post something only a forklift operator would know/feel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not looking behind you while pulling out a metal container and lightly touching a wooden box causing a quarter of the box to disappear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      using company time flipping coins all day with their forks.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      overloaded shitty racks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a dayshift problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 days sick leave, it'll be fine
      also evening shift will handle that

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boss lets me and the rest of my coworkers operate them without certs 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An angel gets their wings every time somebody picks up a pallet

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm debating on getting a wheel and stand to play this in VR to 'learn' how to forklift so I don't look like an idiot when applying. Yes/no on the wheel or just say frick it? Videos on youtube make it look fairly easy, just driving a car with a couple extra controls. If yes, what wheels do you rec? Any other tips and thing to look forward to when getting a job?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always look behind you when reversing
      Whenever you park, raise the forks up then tilt down
      Think about center of gravity when lifting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Whenever you park, raise the forks up then tilt down
        Is there a reason for this specifically? I get not leaving it at head height but why the angle?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For safety reasons. When they aren't properly to the ground they are easier to trip on

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yea

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the game is better if you go into it non forklift certified

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is better forklift certified

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you cheat through osha?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game doesn't say which order to load trailer
    >placed middle before far end first
    >can fit through but just barely
    >tap middle pallet
    >flies at mach speed and lands upside down
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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