>"I'm friendly don't kill me"

>"I'm friendly don't kill me"
wyd ?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill on sight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play deathmatch in any FPS
      >this is seemingly the only opportunity for literal gays to waste other peoples time by occupying player space in the lobby being friendly
      I can understand only gunning for 1 or 2 people or looking for specific duels in deathmatch but the number of aspies joining lobbies just to be "friendly haha XD lol" fuck off man there are other servers for that if you dont want to play the game go the fuck outside

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill with melee

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jump on top of him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*crouch jump on top of you*

      totem up boys

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch to heavy class and join him

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him. If he gets pissy I tell him to join an idle server.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstall.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, im glad they fucked you over just because it makes you seethe uncontrollably.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >double crouch in front of him
    >he double crouches back
    >start spamming crouch and nodding up and down with mouse
    >run along

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him. Go be a retard on somebody else's server.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw my sandvich at him, say a positive voice line, then go kill his team

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*crouch jump on top of you*

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pick spy and disguise as him to make everyone paranoid

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You meant 180?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kill these guys every time.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill on sight, then laugh taunt and repeat this process everytime I encounter them until rage

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him in the face, teabag corpse.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it's in enemy team, kill it
    if it's on my team, votekick

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore if there's enemies around or contested objectives elsewhere on the map. If not I see if he'll give me a sandvich but I'm killing him either way.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoot him and carry on
    >if low on health
    play along until he gives me a sandwich, then shoot him
    if he's on my own team and votekicks are failing, disguise as him until he becomes shoot-on-sight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>if low on health
      >play along until he gives me a sandwich, then shoot him
      I've done this too.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crouch
    >Stare at him
    >Pull out my objector with some prolapsed moron asshole
    >Enjoy the results

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well it's Hightower so playing serious was never an option

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him if he's distracting more than one teammate

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accidentally crit him and the laugh taunt and killbind, setting of a chain reaction that kills the entire enemy team.
    Enjoy 12:1 K/D

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I make sure I have 4 friends or so with me on my team. I just kill. I don't say anything or taunt other than saying Thanks after every kill. If he conplains and gets people to start a vote kick, my friends cancel. In fact, even if the team votes to kick him instead, my friends and I will save him. His fate is to have to leave himself. None of us say anything, none of us react to anything happening. As long as he's willing to leave spawn, I will just target and kill. I will do this as long as he stays on the server. If it becomes a 20 hour ordeal, so be it. The trick is to commit to it perfectly. Never show weakness, never show any fallibility. You want them to see you as this invincible wall of patronization. For someone who already sees thenselves as below you, it will only deepen and maximize the hurt. To pull that off without compromise means I must be invincible and unending in my pursuit. Only when he leaves of his own accord will I have won.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you considered taking your meds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE MEANT TO WRITE LE BASED TO ME!!! LOOK AT MY PHOTOSHOP IMAGE!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone else in this thread has junk food taste. They get off on bullying players and then laughing and telling them to cope. Junk food. I want my victims to tear up and ask why. I want to induce trauma. I want them to start questioning themselves if maybe they're being the jerk for not playing the game rather than letting them know I'm trolling right off the bat. I don't even really need their reaction to validate me, I just need them to understand I'm God until they leave the server.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We need more people like you. Now a days you would get banned for being "toxic" for trying to get people to play the fucking game instead of throwing said game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i really don't care, man. i go into the server, kill the friendly if he's annoying, or if i feel like killing him. or i don't even go into the server, because tf2 sucks now, and i don't get enjoyment from it. you know what i actually do?

          i do things i enjoy. so i guess i can't really fault you in doing the shit you do, but it seems a little bit performative to write some shit like this on Ganker—i doubt you even have the other friends like you say you do

          you know, a 'larp,' as people call it. you're just making shit up, which is mildly annoying, but i guess it's funny as a hypothetical anyways

          gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit spacing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genius.
      Friendlies suck dick and should be killed on sight

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill with your eternal reward and pretend to be him to kill his team

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him. If he wants to play with his own rules, then I'll play with mine.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill until he starts fighting back and actually plays the game.
    Find another server if you just want to do your gay roleplay shit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't kill him
    >Retard friendly walks into my sentry
    >Get kicked
    This is why I kill them on sight now

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lecture him on how to play Heavy properly, since he's clearly acting out due to feeling useless and unloved whenever he plays the class

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the real version

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna know what the person who made this looks like IRL

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scorch Shot snipe for ultimate butthurt
    >lol tryharding pyro
    That's all they've got, you don't get banned for simply playing the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that rando that wrote that stayed rent free in your head a long time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There have been a few of those gays, not in my head though
        Just pathetic little cunts who can't play

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use some voicelines
    >do some taunts
    >exchange pleasantries
    >have a lil bit of fun
    >high five them
    >go on with my day

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill friendlies over and over until they fight back
    >Other players begin to shoot them as well
    >Now they're just actually playing the game

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take sammy, say thanks
    >optionally do something silly
    >contine molesting his team
    hoovy killers are actual toddlers, wow you scored a point on a guy whos not even trying, stunning and brave, that is sure to teach him a hard lesson
    i say you go to a black neiborhood, find a guy playing with a basketball and kick him in the dick for not dribbling like a pro
    make sure his friends see it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is on the enemy team so I shoot at him, as is how the game is meant to be played.
      Play a different game or find a server that bans people for friendly killing if you don’t like it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like lambs to the slaughter. Kill them without mercy.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pull out banana
    >Crouch and act like a friendly
    >Get a group of friendlies formed
    >Everyone starts taunting
    >Rev up my Tomislav and slaughter them all
    >Add more points to my "Taunting Player Kills" strange part
    >Repeat

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate friendlies that try to enforce a friendly environment on the entire server, it's just something that happens while playing
    >Server playing regularly
    >Someone dies funny
    >Guy taunts
    >Others join in
    >People do silly stuff for a bit
    >Eventually go back to killing each other
    It's much more fun when it just happens spontaneously, not when a bunch of gays demand the server play like that

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool
    *continues to miserably fail to setup a sticky jump to land just right in the enemy sniper's face*

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a recreation of TFC Hunted last night
    >alltalk is on
    >a spy challenges the Civilian to rock-paper-scissors
    >civ wins three times, defeating his assailants without flinching a muscle, then gets assassinated by a demoman
    i love this fucking game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Hunted. The crack of the rifles, the chat sound. TFC ruled.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight someone else on hightower
    >Win
    >Low health
    >See a friendly heavy from enemy team
    >Run up
    >MEDIC!!!
    >Throws me a sandwhich
    >Yeah yeah, thanks!
    >*Nod violently*
    >Walk away

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't kill friendlies and pretty frequently have temporary truces with enemies when something silly happens.
    The fact such things can still happen is part of what makes TF2 great.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >double crouch in front of him
      >he double crouches back
      >start spamming crouch and nodding up and down with mouse
      >run along

      throw my sandvich at him, say a positive voice line, then go kill his team

      have you considered taking your meds

      >use some voicelines
      >do some taunts
      >exchange pleasantries
      >have a lil bit of fun
      >high five them
      >go on with my day

      >take sammy, say thanks
      >optionally do something silly
      >contine molesting his team
      hoovy killers are actual toddlers, wow you scored a point on a guy whos not even trying, stunning and brave, that is sure to teach him a hard lesson
      i say you go to a black neiborhood, find a guy playing with a basketball and kick him in the dick for not dribbling like a pro
      make sure his friends see it

      >These are the types of people who want to keep random crits in the game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im a retired comp player i dont think crits are a good thing lmao. game sucks though who cares

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm

        I don't kill friendlies and pretty frequently have temporary truces with enemies when something silly happens.
        The fact such things can still happen is part of what makes TF2 great.

        and am not a huge fan of random crits, but I mostly play on servers that already have them disabled.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >critrocket on a crouching friendly heavy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day Dane

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uncle Dane is single handedly keeping the TF2 community alive.
          Show some respect, bigot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nocrits make medic too overpowered

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I leave people alone who are obviously goofing around, but that doesn't stop me from "accidentally" shooting them on sight.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @624320659
    😡

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill him, taunt and target him till he cries enough to get me vote kicked or leaves

    go to an epic trade server or something i wanna shoot people

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him anyway! Wanna be friendly then go do it on another server on someone else's time ya fag, but not mine.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve should add an "i'm sorry" taunt to use in case you accidentally killed a friendly or killed someone with a random crit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the soldier's gravestone taunt plus an earnest chat message gets the point across well

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An all class taunt would be great.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't already have an allchat "I'm sorry for the random crit! Please fuck my wife while I beg Valve to remove them!" keybind

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did! It's called the Schadenfreude taunt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally the opposite of "i'm sorry".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's "I'm sorry you got in the way, gay"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the soldier's gravestone taunt plus an earnest chat message gets the point across well

      >Apologizing for getting crits
      i will focus any player that does this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Complain about crits and say sorry
        >Somebody started targeting me because I didn't like random crits
        >Ended up dominating him solely through random crits
        >He leaves without saying a word

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn him, hes standing in an area my flares might have to go towards and he also might block my reflect rockets.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll let you in on a next level strat

    Disguise as ALLY heavy and crouch walk with food secondary out, bring Dead Ringer in case some "no fun allowed" twerp decides to shoot you.
    They'll never know what hit 'em

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    airblast him away from me once and then move on

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you if you kill him on sight!, you need to steal his sandvich first

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stab for free uber
    >Publicly thank him for free uber
    >Rinse and repeat until team wins

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be friendly, hightower
    >server has mostly become friendly
    >everyone just chilling out and goofing around, a few people playing the game and thats fine
    >tryhard soldier comes and starts killing friendlies
    >thats fine, no biggie
    >go back
    >he starts killing us again and taunting after kills
    >friendlies start fighting back
    >he gets rolled again and again constantly
    >instantly dead every time he is in sight
    >types "nice spawncamp" in chat, even though we are nowhere near spawn
    >leaves the server
    >everyone goes back to being friendly like nothing happened
    compfags.... this is the best you can do...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds mean of you

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lotta sweats ITT

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like the shopping cart test. There's no real reward for killing him and no penalty for leaving him alive, you simply kill him because it's the right thing to do.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill friendlies. Behead friendlies. Roundhouse kick a friendly into the concrete. Slam dunk a friendly into the trashcan. Crucify filthy friendlies. Defecate in a friendlies food. Launch friendlies into the sun. Stir fry friendlies in a wok. Toss friendlies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a friendlies gas tank. Judo throw friendlies into a wood chipper. Twist friendlies heads off. Report friendlies to the IRS. Karate chop friendlies in half. Curb stomp pregnant friendlies. Trap friendlies in quicksand. Crush friendlies in the trash compactor. Liquefy friendlies in a vat of acid. Eat friendlies. Dissect friendlies. Exterminate friendlies in the gas chamber. Stomp friendlies skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate friendlies in the oven. Lobotomize friendlies. Mandatory abortions for friendlies. Grind friendly fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown friendlies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize friendlies with a ray gun. Kick old friendlies down the stairs. Feed friendlies to alligators. Slice friendlies with a katana.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I respect the noble friendly just because of how much he makes the aspie seethe.

    He offers a sandwich in solidarity, the aspie succumbs to his anger.

    He gives the aspie a thumbs up for a well-placed shot, the aspie spouts a jet of piss that could cut ceramic like butter.

    The friendly embodies the spirit of Team Fortress 2 better than any top-fragger or grandiose purveyor of unusual schlock.

    When a friendly offers me his sandwich and a high-five, I chomp down and slap skin, because the friendly can do what I cannot. A friendly wins in whole, the mental battle against any opponent, for all who come across him either react with happiness, or unbridled rage, the result of either means that the friendly has won. The objective, the scoreboard, it means nothing to a man detached from either.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spam MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC until he gives me his sandwich.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put dispenser here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the things I miss most about tf2. having the character yell completely irrelevant shit. I NEED A DISPENSER HERE- Me in arenas despite there being 0 engineers on either team.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's spamming it on DeGroot Keep

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KOS these are the types of fags that ruined gameplay.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/91/Sniper_niceshot02.wav
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