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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ARE going for scoremaxxing, right, OP?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have only played 25% of the game if you didn't do the melon challenge, sorry!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only 25% of the game is worth playing
      Good to know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the entire 100% run takes 1 hour?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only doing the melon challenge
      Pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sniff every 4 steps and ground pound bro
      Yeah that fixes the game. Amazing gameplay. Fricking idiots

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't really have to stop and sniff. You can just hold R. An exclamation mark will appear if you get close to a fruit.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See you in 12 minutes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a weird game this is

    I don't even think its bad, but there are so many non-orthodox design decisions compared to Yoshis Island

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat butthole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gurble gurble hap gurble
      Gurble ehhh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEEEE AAAAAAAASSHOOOOOOOOOOLE

      There’s also a song that says “poop, let the man poop.” What’s with the subliminal messaging of ass?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being entertained by it as a kid but also I felt even then that it was not as good as Yoshi's Island.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was made for very young children, you know that right?.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better you than me

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you haven't beaten the game.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEEEE AAAAAAAASSHOOOOOOOOOOLE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's "the winner", you dumbeyontotoodythrust.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great fun, far better than yoshi's island

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered by this homosexual as a kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So did the picture.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      O

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        U

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          L

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big lipped watermelon monster
      What did they mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is that gold segmented worm thing to the left of the gold bill? I dont remember that thing

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't it just be a normal platformer with at least a neutral sound track
    Mischief makers did it just fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The music is amazing. It gets all slow and trippy when you're low on health.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh yeah ok

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=KHuFtXGK0VGD9JuH
          >yo yo
          >yoshi

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soul

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was when I noticed Nintendo was creatively bankrupt and dipped out of Nintendo game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't that bad. They shouldn't have charged full price for it though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can beat the game in 2 hours
        The original Japanese version doesn't save your progress you have to beat it in one go

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game singlehandedly made me skip the N64. I was obsessed with Yoshi's Island as a kid, so imagine how excited how was to try out its sequel when I saw it at a store... just to feel the most crushing disappointment seeing how gay and shitty it was.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deeply unpleasant game imo
    It's like the trout mask replica of gaming

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i replayed it recently and it's far worse than i remembered it being as a kid, controls like liquid shit and has some super annoying segments

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi's Story contains the first ever reference to Pokemon in North America and for that, it's based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The underground stages, the ones with the hiphop music, have newspaper clippings as the background texture and "Pikachu" is written on them. It's officially the first time Pokémon is ever referenced outside of Japan.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes were his teeth and the teeth were the eye. You will shit bricks if you see it. Flip him to the back and youll get what I mean.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this game supposed to look like this with the visible seams or is an emulator issue?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its suppossed to look like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Emulator issue, there’s a sprite misalignment too on the cloud.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    save the black yoshi homie
    save the white one first obv

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=uzMox9PsILW8hGWa

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People talk about how cute it is but I always felt like there was an uncomfortable and scary undercurrent to the whole thing. Maybe I was just a pussy.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >n64 kids had to pretend this game wasn't a waste of thier parents money or that 2D platformers were 'outdated' while the PS1 was getting shit like tomba/klonoa/skullmonkies/oddworld around the same timeframe

    really sad. N64 kids that just admit "yeah most of the games on this thing sucked, but the same handful of games everyone knows are amazing tho" I got no problem with - sin and punishment would've been way worse on the ps1 for example - but stop coping decades after the fact with lousy games like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The games were great but outdated. The Japanese just never could get ahead of the curve until the Wii.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the bad rep of this games comes from people who played other similar games from the same time period that have everything you just said but don't make you listen to GAAAAAY ASSSSHOOOOOOOO baby music between every level or think replaying levels sniffing in the dirt is exciting gameplay

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >beautiful pre-rendered graphics
    why pretend your game is 3D by taking a picture of 3D models when you could play klonoa, which is actually 3D despite being a purely 2D game?
    >wonderful, whimsical music
    a dozen arrangements of the same motif and standard mario sounds vs a wide variety of moods and genres, from the starting area that's in a waltz timing to reprsent a flowing breeze to the more heavy sounds when shit gets real to the 10/10 moon kingdom theme

    >some of the tightest, most responsive controls in any 2D platformer evee made
    and yet nothing tests you on them, unlike klonoa which gives you a nice meaty challenge level as a reward for 100% completion to really test your understanding of all the obscure nuances of the mechanics
    >24 levels,
    because they're all tiny and use the same assets so instead they make you sniff for shit on the ground, this games only mechanic besides "don't eat X, eat Y instead"

    yoshis story having little text crawls between levels looks genuinely childish compared to klona having an actual plot where shit happens (that you can skip if you want, unlike some of the crap in yoshis story) and klona even beats this game in terms of having a literally gay fanbase because klonoa at least has a human shape and a personality so I can understand why someone wants to frick him, unlike yoshi

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