>i'm going to make you mine
>i'm going to bend you over my lap and force my whole fist in you
>that is only if i have your consent
>do you want me to forcibly bend you over and have my fist forced inside of you?
Wow, way to kill the mood, Laezel..
She's literally just a Klingon
>We have to make all the characters ugly because traditional beauty standards are "oppressive"
>but also super promiscuous and pornographic because we need to be "sex positive"
>but we have to mention consent as well
This is the hell that modernity has created.
Lae'zel is pcute though.
>elongated frog face
>pug nose
She is cute.
She's a girl with good features (hair, eyes, jawline) that has a bad feature (nose) you overlook because she worships the ground you walk on.
She has a cute nose. It's just small. If it were normal size it would be cute. They just turned all the sliders to 0 when they made it
Larian actually prettied up the githyanki. Theyre supposed to be way more ugly and monstrous.
we should have gotten this instead of a female
>female
>warrior
cries about female warriors in the most OTT fantasy setting outside of WHFB
that's just evil holy shit
>cries about female warriors in the most OTT fantasy setting outside of WHFB
first of all the people forcing this crap in the game are doing it because they are putting their real world views into the game
secondly females make terrible warriors, so the characters are defacto second rate. it's just bad fantasy, it's garbage
Apparently people have been “forcing” this into crpgs since the 90s then.
that's right you fucking bitch. radical left feminism has been encroaching for decades you absolute ignoramus fucking shithead
triggered
So stop playing games gay
Make your own game then.
Yes, you're right, right when 2nd edition got rid of all the references to devils in the game
It's always been woke shit after gygax got ousted from TSR
Yes, the creators of the Dark Elf witches were feminists of the highest order.
I'm pretty sure WHFB had female Dark Elf, High Elf, and Wood Elf warriors in the 80's.
Say that to my statue and not online and see what happens
Boudicca is a joke, anon. Only women don't get it.
>The statue was commissioned in the 1850s, after Thornycroft made an equestrian statue of Queen Victoria which was exhibited at the Great Exhibition in 1851.
Commissioned in the 1850s, after Great Britain lost the revolutionary war and was in decline, and while a woman was in charge.
Imagine the shame of letting a woman lead your country
Nobody tell chudmaster general here about us civil war statues in the south
Robert E. Lee was a patriot!
not him but you are going to keep losing these arguments if you keep trying to use artistic interpretations of strong women who have never actually proven to have fought in martial combat
All Gith look weird you crybaby
he said all the characters, are you going to explain why many of the faces in the game just aren't conventionally attractive?
Shart is conventionally attractive
Karlach is buff but she's cute
I just think you are a retarded weeb, that's all.
You will never be a chink
>butch bulldyke with horns and a lesbo haircut whose body is pocked by metal and bone
>minthara has a man face
Yeah no you're a BG3 apologist and probably a queer
She has no nose piercing, you have the option to give her one but by default she doesn't
Damn, looks like you don't even know what you are talking about kek
I think what that anon is stating is that karlach gets defaulted to wildheart and the nosering on level up and a lot of players ended up being forced with it because they didn't see it gave her a nose ring
no i meant her body is all fucked up by weird demon bone outgrowths and metal shit
I agree, but I'm also telling that other anon that it actually is kind of a bug that most players get forced into the slampig nosering, no one is looking at karlachs face in the level up screen and they stealth give it to the player
good points, i didn't know any of this. she's a fucking travesty courtesy of the gay mafia
It very clearly asks you if you want a nose ring when selecting the option. Just another retard who never even played the game
No it defaults to it, it doesn't start out as none, it did this on all of me and my gf's playthroughs, I only found out about it because she got locked into it
On level up, the subclass is wildheart by default
>Shart is conventionally attractive
She isn't, she is the definition of a plain, homely woman, similar to claire from RE2 Remake
>Karlach is buff but she's cute
I think you are conflating both her demeanor and your fetish for what is widely accepted as cute
Especially since to most men, this kind of character just isn't attractive, it only appeals to a fringe minority of men
>I just think you are a retarded weeb
Couldn't be further from the truth, I actually enjoy pulp fantasy, so it's a good thing I'm the one dunking on you and your lack of tastes and not some weeb you can easily deflect arguments off of
The characters in BG3 were very obviously intended to be less attractive, especially all the minority faces, absolutely atrocious designs there
>I actually enjoy pulp fantasy
> dunking on you and your lack of tastes
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway
Shadowheart is still conventionally attractive, you are free to go ask around people who go out of their basements if you want
A homely but cute and fit woman is exactly what is conventionally attractive by 90% of the population
She isn't conventionally attractive, I think you've lost the plot on this one chief, you are arguing whether or not she is ugly and I'm not arguing that, I'm stating she isn't attractive and it's by design
She is plain, homely, scarred and "not made for the male gaze"
>she isn't attractive
She is
I do not think you know what "attractive" means
I don't think you do, I think you are a shit eater who has eaten shit for so long he smiles when given more
This is a fantasy game, there is no reason for these romanceable characters to have the physiognomy of a shrew with asymmetry
>plain
Okay and so are most people
>homely
???
>scarred
Most people who leave their basement have scars from physical activity, even if they’re small
>plain
>Okay and so are most people
This is a fantasy game, the argument is why this character looks average
>homely
>???
How have you never heard the term homely?
Please stop being a zoomer.
>scarred
>Most people who leave their basement have scars from physical activity, even if they’re small
You're right! I have a few scars on my arms from working in restaurants when I was young and a dog attack
Now why does the 'most attractive" romanceable character in this fantasy game have a scar on their face?
Facial scars are the top voted thing among women as the most unattractive scar location.
So why was she purposefully scarred to be, in women's eyes, made uglier by design?
This is a fantasy game, there is no reason for scars to be present on the female character unless you are intending to make them uglier on purpose.
Why are female opinions on female beauty relevant here?
Because an entire team designed shadowheart to be more ugly
I don't know if it's because they didn't want a "white presenting" character to be the most attractive romance partner in the game, especially since most of the ethnic minority faces in the game actually look like hot garbage
But there were women on the team that had to have told them that this intentionally made shadowheart look uglier, there's no ignorance about the intent here, this was intended
>scars aren't attractive
this is it, i'm certain i've finally found bizarro Ganker.
Scars on women by women's own definition is not attractive
The designers intended to make her less attractive on purpose
>assuming women know what's attractive in a woman
Found the woman.
You too. Women's opinions on a woman's attractiveness are not relevant.
I somewhat agree with your rebuttal, but you're being disingenuous if you think that scarred women are not less attractive to 99% of men
Just because you played katawa shoujo a decade ago doesn't mean that a niche fetish is a mainstream attraction
The whole race is ugly dude you're asking for the equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig
She's an alien you fucking retard
see
you guys are outta pocket, the models for the faces definitely aren't conventionally attractive
>consent bad
imagine if some woman you don'te ven know pushed you down and started riding you when you didn't want it
I can't
ngh
>modernity
It's like 40 years already. Also that race is a literal subhuman race created by ilithids going Tzimisce with their slaves
>modern means contemporary or current
Don't be one of those retards, anon.
She doesn't say that though and wants an alpha chad to smack her into submission.
Isn't the entire thing with her that she basically wants only somebody that can best her, but the moment you actually properly fight and she hurts you she goes "Oh fuck I actually don't want to hurt you".
Pretty much, she's a major sub.
>Reddit level dialogues
Holy shit, that's the state of modern script writing? I dream of better and romantic dialogues in my sleep for fucks sake.
I even had romantic chats with other girls better than this shit.
You have a game set in a fantasy world with a otherworldly creature and this is how they chose to express?
Share some
put them balls on the table boy let's see it
You’re correct anon, the writing in this game is fucking embarrassing. I’m genuinely shocked it’s being praised so highly, but I guess I shouldn’t be, considering the standards of the modern videogame consumer
>fellas, find yourself a frog wife who will skin a man alive where he stands if he's fool enough to harm you in her presence
our frog wife <3
>wants to protect you
>rebels against Vlaakith
>wakes up you to watch the sunrise
>begs you to stay with her after this is all over
vtards hate this
This is one of the ugliest characters I've ever seen. Really wish Gankerirgins would stop spamming this image.
I can't go back to her original face anymore.
Thats a fucking clown.
Chill out on the Faygo, Lae. Woop woop.
That's just harley quinn
Looks like Buggy from live action One Piece
anyone have a mod that fixes her fucked up nose?
Every girl in this game cucks you except, Minthara.
The Japanese localization is going to be so good for this game. Whatever it is, Japanese do good WRPG dubs.
>LE TSUNDERE CHARACTER
>Rude to you for most of the game
>Slowly starts liking you
>KAWAII MC-KUN YOU'RE SO STRONG AND COOL! I LOVE YOU! LET'S BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
>Ugly alien anorexic frog
Could have been top-tier waifu if they made her more attractive. Tsundere characters are lame, but can be cute if done right.
Lae'Zel respects Tav's strength. She knows that if she actually tried to rape him, she'd get skull fucked.
if I told Lae'zel our fling is over during act 1 am I fugged out of romance forever
when is act 1?
i got to the part where you ride the elevator to moonrise but it said to tie up loose ends wihch i didn't.
ugly bitch
God, I just wanna nibble on her ear nipples.
That's Minthy's gimmick though.
She doesn't have ear nipples, you retarded gay.
How do I build Laezel to compete with Asstarion damage wise?
He's gettting on my nerves.
college of swords bardbarian.
SHAMONE HA SHAMONE
>if we don't go to the creche right now I'm gonna go myself
>I should slit your throat on the spot for saying that
>oh Tav I never noticed how hot you are, we'll go when you want daddy!
>that completely unsolicited 25 minute rant about the immorality of mind flayer settlements along the Sword Coast and how they're only props for the interplanal guild artisans to distract from the fact they own 90% of the gold despite only being 13% of the population
Honestly not sure what Larian was going for there
It's interesting how she's the only character that straight up breaks up with you if you cheat on her with Mizora https://youtu.be/7qIbLZ-1sZs?si=7DUffhV254SgyN8a
pretty much
>shart and astarion dont care
>gale, wyll and karlach get mad beu they end up forgiving you
>just turn your brain off and sniff poop
I think there is plenty to enjoy with the game as long as you know what you are getting into.
My only issue is people trying to call homely characters attractive, it's like trying to call fast food haute cuisine
But what if I were to get fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Like modding?
From that exact idea, we can see that those epic meal time guys awhile back just ended up making it into more slop.
It's like skyrim modding, I've trying fucking around with it for god, at least 40+ hours every few years, and it never really become a good product, there's always things that just look shit about it.
The ENB always makes it like childish.
Over reliance on blurring makes it look like amateur.
The body proportions always bring it to fetish tier in any direction, either too doughy, too silicone, too muscular and masculine.
And the game just doesn't run well to boot, getting a stable 60 FPS to run for more than 15 minutes without a crash is a feat.
Anyways, hope that rant answers your statement, can't really fix low quality ingredients after they are cooked, cooking them further just makes slop like