I'm gonna buy it.

I'm gonna buy it.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have fun

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good, good. gift me too

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they chud out and add morons to it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think they made kendra a lesbian judging from the opening scene but i might just be autistically misunderstanding the dialogue

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to wait for the reviews on day one but the early footage looks solid.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok. I respect your decision.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

    I'm going to buy the Collector's Edition with the wearable, light up helmet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you give LRG money?

      They suck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I want a wearable, light up helmet.

        Do you not now how to read?

        You absolute moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reddit spacing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, just a 37 year old boomer who existed long before Reddit was even an idea.

            YOLO

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then you should know better than to unironically buy a collector's edition.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, the last genuinely great collector edition was WarCraft 3 and I was 16 at the time.

                ...

                I know it will be garbage.

                Fine, I won't buy it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dont let anon decide for you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not telling you how to spend your money, I just think you're stupid to buy a collector's edition (from EA and LRG, of all places) in current year. You seem like a chill guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >must consoom

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I choose to consume, senpai.

            After the absolute abortion that The Callisto Protocol was, I have no problem supporting the Dead Space Remake.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BASED! BASED! I hope you'll be buying the Dead Space 2 remake as well!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You absolute moron.

          Hey, okay...just...cool it with the white supremacist remarks.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could it possibly be worse then Callisto?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I liked Callisto

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By changing all the Slashers to only have one model but with different clothes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well, they're trying their best (worst)
      those new faces look like shit, for example

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam Sandler Isaac makes me vomit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know why Nicole looks so bad. I know that Tanya Clarke is 50 now, but couldn’t they have done something to make the model younger like she was in the original games?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They made her a doctor in the remake so they aged her up to make it seem more believable.

          Or the woman who they hired to mocap worked for literal peanuts.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was a doctor in the original

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, she was the senior medical officer which means she had the most experience of the medical staff.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was the Senior Medical Officer of the Ishimura in the original. She was always a doctor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don’t know why Nicole looks so bad.

          It seems like she could've looked decent at least. The actress doesn't look like that IRL

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already bought.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix that helmet clipping in that trailer before this most recent launch one?
    Pretty fucking embarrassing

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks good but some of the design choices are ass, some parts like the necromorphs themselves for example

    and turning isaac into george mcgee is just retarded

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck would you get it when the original's still available on steam for like 5 bucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy it now, 'cause it won't be for long.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Buy it now, 'cause it won't be for long.
        I got my PC copy from GOG, which means...well, you know.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you support the same company that killed the franchise to begin with because they're now puppeting the corpse with a fancy coat of shit, I have trouble believing you ever enjoyed the originals (or are so hopped up on the copium of a potential Dead Space 4 or 3-do-over that you'd literally eat steaming feces if it meant the slightest chance of either happening).

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they shoehorn in more minorities on the posters and change the based persian messenger to a completely different actor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you asking? If they did just show proof...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        old game had asians and whites on all the posters and tons of asian symbols on storefronts and such

        but now the remake has blacks front and center on the ishimura posters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone besides Isaac and Nicole has a different mocap and voice actor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are more minorities on the posters, but it’s funny, since just like in real life, the people who make these posters are soulless corporations that don’t care if you get turned into hamburger meat while you’re on the job.

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