I'm gonna say it. Dwarfs are the most reddit race of all time.

I'm gonna say it. Dwarfs are the most reddit race of all time. They stem from the same logic as when people soiface for pictures: They think being sincere or serious for 5 seconds is embarassing so they have to be silly and ironic with the funny shortman race instead

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon you're mindbroken by a html file. Go outside.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. disgusting knife ear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non-white detected! Non-white detected! Friendly reminder that Elves are the White-man of fantasy races. To be anti-elf is to be anti-White. Shame on you.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfectly manicured thin and dainty elven hands scribbled out this filthy post

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goblinbros get in here

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has it ever occurred to you that some people sincerely like dwarves?

    I am a dwarf enjoyer for the exact reason that I identify with them because i'm short, strong-fat, i've lived in basements/underground my whole life, I like crafting things, i'm a beer enjoyer, and I generally dislike feminine/homosexual aesthetics. Is there something wrong with that?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone played return to Moria?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it sucked ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate. That's neither an argument or real review.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found it comfy. Im an autistic base builder though.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beard
    >babyface
    >craft beer
    >knitted hats
    >argumentative
    >grumpy
    >exposed brick overpriced apartment
    >hustle and bustle of the mountain home
    Yeah give dwarfs beanies and knitted hats and you got yourself a reddit race.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hustle and bustle of the mountain home
      i disagree with your point but i kek'd

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah, gnomes are the reddit race
    >must always be quirky
    >frail and tiny
    >+2000 'intelligence' points from an unverified online IQ test to use in pointless arguments
    >almost never a manual laborer of any kind
    >generally irritating to look at

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Halflings?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halfings are native britons. They just want to eat, smoke pipe weed, chill in their hobbit hole, and very occasionally go on adventures just to keep things interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mix of da norf race and da country aristocrat race

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >+2000 'intelligence' points from an unverified online IQ test to use in pointless arguments
      KEK

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of transexuals are big dwarf fans because "bro male and female dwarves look identical". look at the deep rock galactic community for frick sake, the discord member of the month they show in-game is always some rainbow flag avatar nonce

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you were to describe your appearance, are you more Elf, Orc, Goblin, or Dwarf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ogre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it half-orc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i look like humans but my mentality and morals is like goblins or orc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skaven

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% goblin and proud of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oy vey. We are called israelites you bigot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ork

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just like ores, mining and machinery

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only one?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humans are the most reddit race and it isn't even close

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. a surprising number of redditors are human

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        humanbros… our response?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is the superior race. They're always the most numerous in fantasy settings. They also can breed with many other races.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a human, but I'm not even a wholesome chungus nor do I wubalubdubdub when I listen to some bangers that slap. Y'all can't call me reddit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves will tum 127 whats?

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