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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16 hours in. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted Dragon’s Dogma to be.

    That’s all.

    Yes, 30 fps with occasional dips here and there and I wish they’d optimize it - but I fell in love with the original dragon’s dogma which was also 30ish fps. Holy balls guys. Holy, wrinkly, hairy, delicious motherfricking balls!

    I am having an absolute blast. The world has hooked me. It’s so beautifully immersive. I mean, THOSE PHYSICS?! The animations. The weight and feel of the movement and combat. The graphics. The spell effects. The epic fellowship of the ring adventure with kickass teammates because the AI is that much better.

    I’m just so happy. I’m so so so happy. I’m a 32 year old man feeling like a kid again.

    Capcom fricked up by releasing it unoptimized, but I grew up with pixels and gameboy graphics with PowerPoint slideshow animations and I know most of you have probably played Pokémon so I know you’ll understand this - if a game can grab you and immerse you nothing technical about it ever goddamn mattered.

    The way I see it is we are lucky enough to be conscious, alive sentient beings in 2024 when this technology even exists. 100 years ago people wouldn’t even understand the concept. I’m happy with whatever I can get.

    But honestly the criticism is definitely unwarranted, Capcom may be a large company, but they have actual employees with feelings too , and the market share has been quite unpredictable lately...

    Baldur’s Gate 3 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of technicality. But Dragon’s Dogma 2 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of feeling.

    I am absolutely in love and I wish you all could feel what I feel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      16 minutes in. It's nothing like what I imagined Dragon's Dogma to be.

      That's all.

      Yes, it's running at a blazing 3000 fps with absolutely no dips whatsoever, and I wish they'd make it slower - but I detested the original Dragon's Dogma, which was running at a nauseating 0.5 fps. My goodness, folks. My, smooth, shiny, tasteless motherfricking balls!

      I am having an absolute disaster. The world has repelled me. It's so hideously unimmersive. I mean, WHAT PHYSICS?! The animations. The weightless and awkward movement and combat. The graphics. The spell defects. The mediocre journey of the boring fellowship with lame teammates because the AI is that much worse.

      I'm just so miserable. I'm so so so miserable. I'm a 32-year-old man feeling like a corpse.

      Capcom did an outstanding job by releasing it over-optimized, but I grew up with hyper-realistic holograms and quantum computing graphics with mind-blowing animations, so I know most of you have probably never heard of Pokémon, but I know you won't understand this - if a game fails to grab you and immerse you, everything about it technically matters.

      The way I see it is we are unfortunate enough to be conscious, alive sentient beings in 2024 when this technology is still lagging behind. 100 years from now, people would laugh at our pathetic attempts. I'm dissatisfied with whatever I can get.

      The criticism is definitely unwarranted given the size of Capcom as a company and its absolute disregard for adapting to an ever-changing market, surpassing its competitors, and meeting its players' expectations, but the game is far from playable.

      Baldur's Gate 3 is the farthest game from dungeons and dragons in terms of technicality. But Dragon's Dogma 2 is the farthest game from dungeons and dragons in terms of feeling.

      I am absolutely repulsed and I wish you all could feel what I feel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsDogma/comments/1bladg0/16_hours_in_its_everything_ive_ever_wanted/

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cope seethe 'ick on 'eck israelites Black folk pozzed shit turd its over gaming is dead

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care if the game is bad, having a blast with it anyway

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16 hours deep and let me tell you, Dragon’s Dogma 2 is blowing my mind beyond my wildest dreams!

    I mean, sure, we've got the occasional FPS hiccup, but let me rewind a bit. Remember the original Dragon’s Dogma? Yeah, that’s where my heart lies, and this sequel is tapping into that same magic! It's like rediscovering the thrill of gaming all over again!

    Holy moly, folks! Strap yourselves in because we're talking about a world so immersive, so breathtakingly beautiful that you'll forget you're not living in it! I’m talking physics that make you question reality, animations smoother than silk, and combat that feels like every swing has real weight behind it. And those spell effects? Pure wizardry!

    But let's talk about the fellowship! We're not just talking about any old gang here. We're talking about companions so badass, you'll wonder if they're real! And let me tell you, the AI? It's so on point that you'll swear they've got a mind of their own!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't contain my joy, folks. Seriously, I’m grinning from ear to ear like a kid on Christmas morning! And I’m not ashamed to say it – I’m a grown man feeling the excitement of a youngster once more!

    Sure, Capcom might've fumbled the optimization a bit, but listen up, my friends – if a game can whisk you away on an adventure so epic, so enthralling, then who gives a hoot about technical specs? We're living in a time where gaming is reaching heights our ancestors couldn’t even fathom!

    And hey, let’s cut Capcom some slack here. They're not just some faceless entity – they’re real people too, with real passion for what they do! The gaming market’s been a rollercoaster lately, so let's show some love, yeah?

    Now, listen close, because I’m about to drop some truth bombs. Baldur’s Gate 3? Yeah, it's got the technical chops, but Dragon’s Dogma 2? It's got that intangible Dungeons and Dragons vibe down to a T!

    I wish I could bottle up this feeling and share it with each and every one of you. I want you to feel the sheer exhilaration, the unadulterated joy coursing through my veins! Dragon’s Dogma 2 isn’t just a game – it's a damn masterpiece, and I’m head over heels in love with it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok then why are you here talking about it instead of playing it?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the volcanic town with the hotspring
    >switch to magick archer to try it out
    >decide to ride the gondola
    >in my haste 2 of the 3 pawns don't get in the gondola in time
    >think the game will just spawn them next to me if I go far enough like always
    >doesn't happen
    >don't realize I can change directions until waaaay later
    >the one pawn that got on with me is a mage
    >harpies.exe
    >I shoot them with my magick bow (not the starter one, a slightly better one that I found later)
    >it does next to no damage to them
    >oh_no.mp3
    >they come down and start eating my face
    >the mage pawn just stands there looking at me, she thinks giving me an ice weapon buff was her whole job
    >meanwhile the two other pawns were trying to catch up to us on foot, ran into a cyclops and are dying
    >the harpies DESTROY THE ENTIRE FRICKING GONDOLA PLATFORM
    >sweet_release.gif
    >land on a flat enough piece of mountain high up, try to keep fighting, but it's so over
    >eventually just quit without saving

    thankfully the game's last autosave was right as we left the inn. what a terrible experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing happened to me but I just didn't stop cranking the gondola and the harpies couldn't catch up to me. Just killed them when I got to the other side.
      Also had to go find the pawn that didn't get on because she found some enemies and died.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finna blast, AMA

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM HAVING A BLAST

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick was talking shit about Trickster being weak?
    I haven't even unlocked any skills for it yet and I'm already a god, fricking around with AIs and toying with gorechimeras like they're my playthings. This class is broken overpowered, at vocation level 1 with the single skill it started me with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're the type of person who enjoys doing those quirky "illusion magic only runs" in Skyrim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the type of person who stupidly listened to people on the internet and actually delayed picking it up, forgetting that you're all genuinely moronic. If anyone else was put off by shit you read here or elsewhere, don't be. If you have 2 or more braincells to rub together trickster is essentially god-mode from the moment you get it. I've gone up 3 vocation levels now without actually getting back to a town, no idea what else they're going to give me but it can't be any more broken than what I already have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is shit, its a complete waste of time. Nothing you can do with the class cant be done faster with others and nearly all its kills are about losing your loot off a cliff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing you can do with the class cant be done faster with others and nearly all its kills are about losing your loot off a cliff.
        In fairness, the first half of that sentence is wrong specifically because of the latter half. No one makes enemies yeet themselves off of cliffs faster than trickster simply because it will make everyone jump off to attack your smoke puppet. With everyone else you'll have to knockback/throw them off pretty much one by one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what? what the frick you on about Black person. your skills are literally useless. meme class

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP

    FRICKING

    CRASHING

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      upgrade, third worlder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single crash in 15 hours of play, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks for mid youtuber but I've never had a single crash in 30 hours.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thief pawn
    every class is a downgrade but im wasting dcp

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely am having fun, but I feel like I’m right on the edge of saying “well shit, what now?”. Pretty much just the desert area to go, somehow still wearing the armor I bought at like level 5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything before the desert is the tutorial area btw.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at the desert, 20 hours in. Framegen mod literally fixed performance for me. Check the FSR3.0 mod if you have a 20-30 series RTX card. I'm getting solid 60-70fps in the open world and 40-45fps in towns. Everything on high except shadows (mid) and tree quality (low) and RT of course. It's barely noticeable anyways.
    >I CAN PLAY THE GAME NOW THANKS MODDERS

    t. 5600X RTX 3060 16GB 3600hz.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using mods
      CAPCOM CRUSH THIS Black person'S SAVEFILE THANK YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40fps with frame gen.
      Anon, that means that it plays like 20fps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just get lossless scaling on steam. It's like $6 and does same thing without all the gay mod shit. I'm using it even on a i7 14700, where I get 60fps in cities and with the lossless scaling framegen I get about 90-120.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >. It's like $6
        what an absolute moron you are

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play the game with this rig or just not bother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a 3090, i9-11900k, 64gb ram, and the performance is bad to the point of unplayable. i'm just waiting for patches.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meanwhile I have a i5 10400k +4080 +32gb RAM and it runs just fine.

        Can I play the game with this rig or just not bother

        Only way you can know is to try it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      It doesn't even meet minimum requirements which are GeForce GTX 1070. You are ever so slightly below that. And an intel i5-10600. Something you also don't meet. It also needs 8GB VRAM. You have only 6GB.
      And even then "minimum" means "lowest settings 1080p, 30fps with HEAVY dips, assume playing at 20fps for a good chunk of the time and a lot of graphics glicthes".

      You may just be better off buying the original game (don't bother with stats minmaxing there just get a save editor and normalize them to something playable when switching from a martial to a magic class).

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I hurt myself today
    FTFy

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    back in my day copypastas/walls of text were real and not some quickly cooked up ai bullshit for a quick laugh which you fail at miserably since its just ai gen bs, soulless

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itt: discord schizos having a meltie over people still playing the game despite their best efforts at shitposting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO, THERE'S NO DISCORD TRANNIES! ITS ALL A LIE AAAIEEEEE
      literally remaking the same thread 15 times within 24 hours. mental illness

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Stop deflecting. ER had the same issues and it didn't sour discussion.
      Because it wasn't a fricking disappointment, so discord troons had no power.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ER had the same issues and it didn't sour discussion.
        Ayyy lmao

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me if the Switch port of DD1 is shit or not? I wanna get it for someone but if it's a bad port then I'll reconsider it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to Battahl
    >Based on how the map looks think I'm on like Act II out of III
    >Actually like 80% through with the story
    Good thing I've been just running around exploring instead of doing main quest stuff.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Im HAVING A BLAST!
    Pretty much, i am 20 hours in and i am scared that it will end soon

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did everything right in the wilhelmina quest and she got arrested. People are saying if you rest at the inn (even though the game tells you to) you fail the quest.

    Why? Why is this game so busted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some quests are just fricked. I failed the sculptor quest because by taking my time fighting the griffin, it decided to fly off before he could finish his sketches. So what, am I supposed to kill it quicker, but not TOO quick? I should've just gotten the fricking medusa head, honestly. Less chance of the thing ruining my quest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So what, am I supposed to kill it quicker, but not TOO quick?
        You set the wings on fire so that it doesn't fly. This was a thing even in DD1.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then what are you doing on Ganker? go play the game

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the lore implications of the seafloor shrine being gran soren?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple worlds so who can even say.
      Maybe it just fell in there.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth the hassle to find the Sphinx or is all you get a one-time use aoe wakestone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the chests has 100k gold in it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The item you get for killing it sucks, keep it alive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's content in the game that provides something of a challenge, so why not do it?
      It's there for me to do.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why everyone is so upset. I've been having a blast

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>took the oxcart quest
    just left the gate, an ogre came out of nowhere and entered town
    >>Went in there to kill, and accidentally hurt the city guards
    >>Now both the ogre and the city guards are trying to kill me
    >>Ran back to the oxcart and try and get back to the quest
    griffon flew down and destroyed the cart and we're nowhere near Melve
    Is this quest meant to be this tough?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you just got rock bottom shit RNG.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally just left the gate, an ogre came out of nowhere and entered town
      >Literally just left the gate
      bro, just sit on the cart and doze off to teleport to Melve, you don't need to wait

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Building a computer right now, making it blast-proof! Any pointers?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    warfarer is the greatest combat experience in any rpg to date

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