I'm new to XIV, what the hell is "parser"?

I'm new to XIV, what the hell is "parser"?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another word for troony.
    you say it to avoid getting banned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Another word for troony.
      That's anyone who plays FFXIV. You're gonna have to be more specific.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Essentially “speedrunning troony”

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know these numbers that shows up when you hit a monster?
    a parsetroony is a "person" obsessed with seeing the highest numbers on the shortest time possible
    basically the cancer ruining the raid scene, since you're forced to meet their standards to join a party

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parsing is fine, it’s only a problem when it filters out of parse groups and you see moronic shit like RDM refusing to rez in EX (or even alliance lmao)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up parsetroon no one agrees with you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >basically the cancer ruining the raid scene
      That's Squeenix themselves. If enemies didn't have arbitrary enrage timers then this shit wouldn't be necessary at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If there is no enrage timer then everyone would bring 4 tanks 4 healers. There is no point to the DPS role if you don't require DPS.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you add mid-fight dps checks like they used to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You guys realize that raid bosses with timers and high damage requirements have been around since before EverQuest, right?

        Why are we pretending FFXIV invented this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are we pretending FFXIV invented this?
          >We
          I pretend XIV invented it because it makes all other mmo gays upset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only this, but they upload your numbers too, essentially spying on you. I'm so happy they added npc groups for dungeons, now it really is a singleplayer game

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake up when job action trailer is out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three days remain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no more weaving billons abilities as a DRG

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once you get BiS you need some reason to keep doing the content. Some people then make doing the content *perfectly* the next thing to do. The problem is the ideas and optimization that are necessary for the most possible damage donor translate well to prog or lower lvls of content. This creatures means cultural problems where players emulate high end strategies outside of their context, and in doing so effectively grief their fellow players while not only being oblivious to this, but being haughty and disdainful of the players they just griefed.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New player here, what's a paladin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not entirely sure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your knowledge of the land shall be great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A simp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God's chosen people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of Charlemagne's 12 legendary knights.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlemagne isn't even a Lalafell name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a class for gigachads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not entirely sure.

      Your knowledge of the land shall be great

      Based and spoonypilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know
      t. 754 hours

      main character class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats me

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wowbuck homosexualry
    if someone mentions using it report them

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In MMOs there are these parse programs that analyze you and your party's damage numbers during a raid. Your "parse" is your DPS done during a raid. These parses are typically uploaded to websites that track them.
    A parsegay is someone who obsessively tries to raise their parse, well above the median, and will also scold you for joining their raid party if you have a "bad" parse, or none at all.
    Don't deny that parsegays can't clear raids. They are just not fun to play with. Unfortunately, end game optimization is a normalized behavior in modern MMOs so you will run into these creatures sometimes when doing the latest high level content.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the average person who plays lalafell is an obnoxious frickwit who leans into attention whoring culture because "it's funny that i get pet!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also like negative attention btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like any attention. Leave me alone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you playing MMOs to begin with?
          You are not the target audience of this game, you know?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because I like FSH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like lalafell because i get to pet them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is funny that they get pet and I ALWAYS pet lalas with cutesy glams. try and stop me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm new to XIV
    So this is going to be the new shitpost hih

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People seem to believe that you can only make certain ops without getting auto saged.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was true once but hasn't happened for like a month at least afaik. We should be able to have quality OPs instead of "prove your not a cultist" and "do you mod you're game"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new
      This has been going on since I started the game back in 2.4

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /pet

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interested in returning, have WARs shut the frick up about "muh Cleave!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      warriors are now the undisputed best at everything tanks, superior to all the others in every single aspect. they do more damage, take less, self-heal out the ass, and their buttons have no drawbacks whatsoever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was true back in Stormblood. Pretty sure GNB/DRK is meta now. WAR is only the best at dungeon runs due to their aoe self heal. When facing a single target (aka 95% of raid content) the self-heal is measly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it’s not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What in the frick happened? The last time I checked (6.3) GNB and DRK had like 15% higher dps than WAR and 20% more than PLD.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s HPS. Dps is pretty much flat across the tanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          warriors are still the best choice for both main and off tank. The only thing any other tank has over them is DRK's burst damage potential

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When facing a single target (aka 95% of raid content) the self-heal is measly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this has been true at literally almost every point in the game's history, people whine that yoshida has a hard on for black mage because he plays it but warrior is his real pet job. i hate WARBlack folk so much it's unreal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WAR is always on top because its player base are the biggest pissbabies around and throw constant tantrums any time they're not head and shoulders above every other tank.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If paladin had a 5 minute invuln, they’d be better than warrior.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior is the best, most powerful job in the game. Unless there's a enrage or a multi person mechanic they can solo all content with proper mitigation management.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warriors are all about survivability and self-healing. DRK and GNB do more damage but they have less mitigation and self-healing.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no boob jiggle when uncapping framerate
    was there ever a fix or is it just how the game is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      animations are locked to 90fps
      just eastern coding.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Parsers bad rep is understandable. A lot of people grief pf or reclear parties that are clearly not advertised as parse parties. Sad, most parse statics I know have very chill players that just enjoy playing the game optimally. Sucks though when rankings are manipulated by these groups through sandbagging.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prove you aren’t shit at the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patience is the hardest skill to learn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stands in the safe spot
        You didn’t beat the GATE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't, because I'm not a parseshitter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you have to be a parseshitter to not be shit at the game
        I got this b***h first try. Don't know what everyone's complaining about, just get good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't even tell what that is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cassie earring, worth about 20m gil

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that just an rng drop in Eureka?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just let other people upload parses for me. Apparently I'm great when it comes to brainless outdated as frick content

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just let other people upload parses for me. Apparently I'm great when it comes to brainless outdated as frick content

      I took a look a while ago to see what kind of garbage people has been uploading logs from parties I've been in and I was pleasantly surprised to see that I do pretty well on everything and great on fights I've already optimized. I feel no need whatsoever to parse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe the flame warsteed is not only that rare, but that much more rare than the other two.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post BLU spell list

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post Desynth levels.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the secret is that I am still shit at the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat all bozja duels on WAR using no cheese and no rays of valor, I did it so often, I was so practiced, I would frequently solo the red chocobo flawlessly to get into the duel opportunity windows. My Lyon kill was made in the last ten seconds before the instance timer expired. I got Commander's Coat on two different characters and got to Crystal on multiple characters before pvp cheats were even made.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro the strongest PvP cheats are noclippy and xivalex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tools that make the game play as actually intended are cheats
          the absolute state

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When the game's designed to be a sluggish shitfest, absolutely

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >speed hacks are intended
            Holy giga cheater. That shit is instant ban in any other game. It’s the second highest form of cheating only behind outrageous automated shit like spinbots

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              noclippy is not a speed hack

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't let you go beyond the intended speed of the game, ergo, not a speed hack

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alexander does but it gives you hefty hefty warning to not do that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                …yes it does anon. It’s a speed hack. You do realize ffxiv is not the only game with latency/ping if you played CSGO and had an external tool speed you up to account for latency it’s a blatant hack lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand what the problem it solves even is. A speed hack increases the velocity at which you can move or perform actions. Alexander doesn't remove the animation lock, it removes the requirement to get an acknowledgement packet before lifting the lock, instead having it have a fixed duration. The problem is not the lock itself, it's the "requires an ack of your previous action" part what makes your animation lock be .5s + roundtrip ping.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                …..Alex can speed yourself up. Did you not play fall guys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's a regular ass speedhack, not alexander

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You say this and that may be well and good for double weaving and such but the problem is pvp with recuperate and the importance of activating actions such as guard/purify/sprint as soon as possible makes noclippy users really really obvious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you tell it's NoClippy and not a Californian?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't tell if it's a noclippy user or someone with good ping it's not a cheat
                Simple as

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good ping doesn't exist in XIV, that's why people cheat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i just use an edited version of xivcombo that reads my status and automatically replaces the icon on my hotbar with the proper response

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, the strongest pvp cheats are literally scripts that autoexecute abilities when certain conditions are met like instant purify, instant guard and auto NIN/MCH LB. They've already been exposed countless times.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, those are actually not as bad. A human being can theoretically be frame perfect on guard ending. They can always avoid something like chiten. A human being no matter how skilled cannot force the game to run faster without some external cheat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >scripts that autoexecute abilities when certain conditions are met like instant purify, instant guard and auto NIN/MCH LB
            Or Miracle of Nature when an enemy's about to pop their LB

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, I forget that one, that is the most egregious, it was hilarious doing it within the presence of a WHM that was at max distance and had his back to me, only to have him split second MoN me and then continue to sidestrafe elsewhere.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh so that's what happened when someone did that twice in the same game to me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Auto NIN was so heinous it’s sad they had to mostly gut the job just so top 100 isn’t 50% NIN bots like in season 1 post RDM nerf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol troony.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. I'm just good at any game I play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got my only 100 parse on Normal raid lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently I got a 99 on Nald'Thal as BLM.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Parsing dungeons
      I didn't even know that was a thing, this poison has spread too far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just let other people upload parses for me. Apparently I'm great when it comes to brainless outdated as frick content

      You are shit at the game, even a 99 parse in dungeons translates to a bottom feeder parse in raids because no one actually parses dungeons except turbo casuals who have never cleared a single raid.

      Brainlessly grinding levels is not a skill, it's a sign of mental moronation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're shit at the game because you spew random BS about other people's standard of play in a hyper casual MMO. Good luck trying to find people who will put up with your fake personality formed from years of being a deranged psycho from Ganker. Very attractive personality trait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Turn on live log
        >Forget to turn it off after raid
        >Get dungeon logs
        It's not that deep bro.
        Sometimes I speedrun my expert with friends for shits and giggles. 3 DPS/1 WAR obviously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, im pretty good at loading up a bunch of youtube video essays while smacking nodes and pressing 2 buttons for my crafting macro for 10 hours a day over the course of 1 month.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saving the best job for last I see.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you could say I'm somewhat of a roulette hero

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's SMN.
    What does that say about me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do people even play this job without getting bored to death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They watch the encounters instead of staring at their hotbars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carbuncle onahole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It says you eat glue

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no pvp bf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, Discord Witch Hunts. My favorite.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lalaslayer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then there's me, the lalalayer

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a person that uses a parse mod which is a program that measures dps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mod

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes that's right

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sniping wienery buttholes in pvp is decently fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why Tem need gun
      Tem is Dragoon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, historically dragoons SHOULD have guns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >full-LB DRK charges in
      >nocturne them
      >waggle of shame
      >death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick that bunny!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is tem still posting xiv shit, or is this old stuff?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't seen much from her recently. Maybe she's busy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do they keep nerfing BRD in pvp? nerf DRK instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Impressive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dies
          OH KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at the battle high meter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah not my fault I got kill stolen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao his battle high got even higher after he died

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because bard was too effective in competitive CC for the top 0.00001% of players and they don't give a single shit about frontlines balance because people just do it for the free shit every day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough, I didn't think people cared about CC either
          so what are the best comps in CC nowadays?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Old bard was fun as frick, if you were up against one you had to always keep yourself above 50% hp at all times. Now they've forced them to run into their ineffective range to silence, a monumentally stupid idea that I can only imagine was done out of spite.
            SAM still gets to have chiten up while guarding though, that's fine.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >SAM still gets to have chiten up while guarding though, that's fine.
              Well yeah it’s a bottom 3 job in FL, CC, and tournament

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't make getting zantetsuken'd out of nowhere because my line aoe brushed someone's pinky toe any less annoying.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Have BH5
              >Get Chiten LB'd
              >Survive because it it doesn't scale with BH extra HP
              FL design is moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If anything is legitimate proof that FL was not a consideration at all in the PvP redesigns, it's Chiten + Zantetsuken

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It should still kill you but it’s FL you probably had some random shield or defense buff

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toxic PC players like to harass each other by knowing exactly how much dps they do and gatekeep each other out of content using 3rd party programs.
    Just shout in Limsa and someone will help you find one.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the guy that was wondering if there was a fix for jiggle physics on uncapped framerates get the "High FPS Physics Fix" plugin

    Note: the plugin will be deprecated in less than two months, Dawntrail works properly with uncapped framerates, boobs related

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/Atrqe4FEdbPLGo18iB7fCw/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, I have that nanamo pic in my folder too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my condolences

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

      If he sees a picture posted regularly, even with different filenames, it means it's one person.
      It's very obvious when it actually IS one person, but he doesn't know how to tell the difference.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow... A single person makes repeat visits to Ganker for the same unfunny memes? Better drop a paragraph what to do exactly like

        >tfw no pvp bf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          guy who gets spotted so frequently and complains he's not here a lot (but has to be to Notice Things) singlehandedly turns EVERYBODY ONE PERSON into an epic thread maymay but doesn't realize it's pointed at him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good job but you forgot to include anti-anon methods since the cyberbullying has happened before, and you need to protect your other anons from such a malicious threat

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We talking about this guy?

              began posting on 1m cooldown
              entering burst phase

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that just an rng drop in Eureka?

                >over one minute apart
                You're not subtle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sis... i think you got mad at the wrong two consecutive posts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We talking about this guy?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              which one are you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          guy who gets spotted so frequently and complains he's not here a lot (but has to be to Notice Things) singlehandedly turns EVERYBODY ONE PERSON into an epic thread maymay but doesn't realize it's pointed at him

          >tfw one person meme pooster
          >first reply at end of chain
          >other people get called me regularly
          >get regularly called different boogeymen
          WE REALLY ALL BE ONE PERSON XIVERS
          WHO BE YO FAVORITE BOOGEYMAN

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like the guy who always posts Vauthry whenever a janny is present

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That image is blatantly wrong.
        XIgays jumped into 1.0, whined it wasn't enough like XI and left, while new players complained the entire game was ass to play.
        ARR was entirely FF fans and people who wanted a new MMO.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're wrong.
          t. played at ARR launch with an entire FC and majority of my server being from FFXI
          t. still play with one of the Windower creators

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He'll just say you're wrong and spout whatever bullshit he wants the thread to believe. Mind you "continuing an argument he had a year or more ago" is kind of his thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is an avatargay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alzadaal’s Legacy dungeon
        >promyvion enemies on the moon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alzadaal's Legacy was kino but the Empty on the moon bother the hell out of me because they missed such a perfect opportunity to give them the same lore they had in XI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >astral flows
        what moronbabble is that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In FFXI the SMN's ultimate ability (two hour long cooldown) was called Astral Flow and it allowed them to cast a summon's ultimate spell like Shiva's Diamond Dust. So naturally in ARR when we saw Ifrit cast Hellfire or Titan cast Earthen Fury, we referred to it as their Astral Flow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the avatars themselves did it when you fought them too in xi very similar to xiv

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I played 14 in 1.0, ARR, and HW and I've never once seen anyone say "astral flow"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the ffxi spammer is calling people who play the game (which he does not) “secondaries”. Why try to sort out if he’s moronic or “trolling”?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          either desperate oldgay larp or his group being so obsessed with FFXI that they coined boss cinematic attacks as summoner moves

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My entire server referred to them as astral flows because most of the playerbase was from FFXI. You're confused by this because you weren't there and think people only ever played WoW.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So surely there should be some record on the OF or on GameFAQs of this term being used but I'm coming up a bit dry on references to it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's one I found pretty quickly.
                https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1m5w5h/titan_falls_strategy/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is 1.0 but you claimed that XI players didn't play 1.0 either. When you find out who populated Legacy servers you might need to sit down.

                https://www.ffxivpro.com/forum/topic/30669/valeths-custom-health-meters

                >XI players didn't play ARR
                >also here's a Leviathan EX guide on bluegartr
                https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/120554-Leviathan-Extreme

                XIchads I kneel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                /dbs/ tongues my anus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is 1.0 but you claimed that XI players didn't play 1.0 either. When you find out who populated Legacy servers you might need to sit down.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.ffxivpro.com/forum/topic/30669/valeths-custom-health-meters

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >XI players didn't play ARR
                >also here's a Leviathan EX guide on bluegartr
                https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/120554-Leviathan-Extreme

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy frick this homie got BTFO

                Guess you’ll have to come up with some other troony larp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                XIchads I kneel

                Hey, settle down, okay?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >megalag and entire alliances dcing
    Jesus frick

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >queue for alliance as tank, taking additional time in queue and losing any bonus rewards
    >never turn on your stance throughout the instance
    Someone explain the mindset of a subhuman to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't shirk other tanks
      >Don't want to have an aggro war with the other 2 tanks
      Simple

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few possibilities, depending on the raid that gets rolled
      >They're leveling that job and want the burst of exp regardless of how long the queue takes
      >The above, but they're max level and just want to play that job for easy 123 tomes
      >They don't want to participate in or know they'll lose the aggro contest
      >If they don't stance for alliance adds, they're just moronic

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like SAM is the most fun job.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING HATE LOSING 89 ROLLS ON MOUNTS TO SHITTERS

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An entire week of ddos attacks Squeenix can't do anything about.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm new to XIV. How do I groom another player?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mention you like the sims, stardew valley, phantasy star online 2, etc. drown in easy groom bait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pretend to be Emet Selch and all in the Durgetash fandom, and you'll groom other "gay" fujoshi/misguided youth in no time

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love sprouts

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just made my first friend! I petted him, and he sent me the friend request.

    Hrothbros are cool

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to make a Roe with the Vanu Vanu headpiece and gloves and LARP as a beastman. How cringe would that be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me but with lalas and dwarf gear

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not even a larp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok but what about my Lightning fiddie

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    katebezminuet

    Will probably be woot lamat's famous voice acting debut in Dawntrial. removed dragoon skill dragon sight likely also i will not be playing pictomancer for the reasons above

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what ff14 character encapsulates this picture?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Chais

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even need to ask? Chai

        Chai-Nuzz

        >Dulia Chai and Chai Nuzz when you show up in Eulmore unannounced with Zero

        Chai-Nuzz is an architect, that picture is supposed to evoke despair.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even need to ask? Chai

        The poor LNC guildmaster who got hitched to that turbo b***h scientist.

        >Dulia Chai and Chai Nuzz when you show up in Eulmore unannounced with Zero

        Chai-Nuzz

        thanky ou for the swift replies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even need to ask? Chai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The poor LNC guildmaster who got hitched to that turbo b***h scientist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dulia Chai and Chai Nuzz when you show up in Eulmore unannounced with Zero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chai-Nuzz

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what the hell is "parser"?
    I'm not sure but since a cursory sweep of the thread leads me to suspect nobody is giving you an honest answer, I'll say I think it's a program people use to isolate and parse data (damage, DPS, healing, etc) and make it easier to figure that shit out

    (I looked closer and saw that some people did answer you but I already typed this out so I'm posting it. Thanks.)

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why are you spamming this soulless garbage in every board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s not me, I just relate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a funny picture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH SHIT THE ONE PERSON IS EXPANDING BEYOND XIV THREADS
      I'M XIVVING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BROS!!!!!!!!!!

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We've discovered that the source of the ddos attack was returning players trying to get the msq done before DT.
    >We've put Foxclon on the exercise bike we use to power the extra servers we need to handle this increase in players.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is upurple lalafe still here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        proof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a grim 2 minute posting meta
      when will we be safe

      lets go.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon can you not ddos tomorrow I have raids pls anon pls

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wifebeater, cargo shorts, Afro, shades, playing GNB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is the afro and gnb optional?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you replace it with the “delinquent” haircut. GNB is not up for debate.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h occupies the same spot in the artwork that Ryne did in SHB.
    I want to believe in the power of cute young FF princesses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks weak to anal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >princesses
      she will carry dawntrail for me. I dont give a shit about wuklemats poitical problems, EVIL WARLIKE SHARLAYANS AND MAMOOLisraelite subversion slop, kriles, or alisaie or graha tia

      I KNEEL TO THIS PRINCESS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cutest Ascian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait if, she's the Dusk Mother.
      Dawn Father, Azim, Azem, (you)
      Dawn trail

      Think about it, love interest for the WoL.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do the most boring losers care about Azem?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off parseBlack person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wol already has a love interest.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what the hell is "parser"
    Brainrot that will infest every future MMO that will ever be released

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instrumental play is the natural conclusion of a game with an easy optimization path and with random matchmaking. You don't want to just do damage, you want to be good at doing damage.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elfs!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Esls!

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New player here, when do I get this cutscene?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stormblood

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, where do you frickers find this stuff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gets posted here sometimes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Eulmore so level 80ish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perchance.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XI seethers taking embarrassing Ls as per usual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oldgay newbie wars should result in the summary execution and banning of every single person that takes part

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ehhh kind of an L. It's not as widespread as claimed (nowhere close in fact) but it did exist.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alphinaud is still on that ARR grind.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Hrothgar
    >everyone thinks Im a gay furry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why else would you play one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you play as a gay furry if you aren't one?
      it's just like male roegadyn; if you're not some weird bara gay, why are you playing as one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must be embarassing to be the only person who doesn't know.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    going through ARR again and now I realize why people call it the true great filter
    holy shit what a SLOG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've skipped MSQ on every alt. Holy shit what a slog to replay. Also skipped to 80 because low leveling fricking sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried to play through the MSQ in one go a few times and I've never made it past ARR even after they trimmed it a bit
      By the time those credits roll I'm fricking done with the game entirely, it is miserable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >By the time those credits roll I'm fricking done with the game entirely, it is miserable
        What did people do back when ARR was the whole game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Materia farm on WHM for big $$$$$
          >99% of Ganker never got to use pre-nerf Holy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leveled a couple other jobs, checked out what there was for end game dungeons, dipped toes into bahamut and then quit until Heavensward. Oh yeah and crafting too. Honestly I remember being impressed that ARR was capable of telling a story. Not a particularly good one but still.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved ARR in 2.0 and tired of people saying it’s bad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only bad things in ARR were the aspected crystal bullshit for Garuda and the stupid Titan build-up with the Company of Heroes.
            When I started a new character after coming back to the game two years ago I noticed they cut out several MSQ quests from the story but both those questlines still drag on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fine until the godawful post-credits slog that was designed to be consumed as patch content released months apart to introduce new dungeons and trials, and you're just teleporting from cutscene to cutscene to cutscene to cutscene to oops do this hard mode trial or level 50 dungeon to earn the right to teleport to more cutscenes. It doesn't help that the ARR patch story is the biggest idiot plot in the game where characters who regularly kill gods and imperial legions just stand around gawking as mooks and lalafells take over ul'dah and frame them for assassination in an obvious plot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not getting yourself in political trouble isn't an idiot plot, you're supposed to be a politically neutral entity

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's definitely an idiot plot when the defenders of eorzea and all the other heads of state in the alliance just stand around picking their nose and meekly let some psycho lalafell usurp one third of that alliance after very obviously framing the most beloved hero in the world for assassinating the sultana when he would obviously never do that and would gain absolutely nothing from doing so. They themselves even know that nobody would believe their framejob and never reveal it publicly.
          To say nothing of the scions starting a private army as the pet project of a teenager who immediately gives total control of it some guy he literally found on the street and then went totally hands off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when the defenders of eorzea
            the scions are a politically neutral entity
            they relocate to mor dhona for this reason
            the crystal braves had gotten powerful enough to enforce the bullshit plot
            "alphinaud is stupid" has relevance later

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah.. they're the politically neutral defenders of eorzea. Specifically from primals but they clearly take on any and all threats to the land as a whole when needed.
              And at least Alphinaud does spend the whole next expansion kicking himself for being moronic, but that doesn't mean everyone around him wasn't also moronic for allowing a child to create an army with no oversight and not even under his control. Even the few fricking crystal braves who weren't traitors didn't come to him with their numerous misgivings about what was going on in the army, and nothing was ever done about it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but that doesn't mean everyone around him wasn't also moronic for allowing a child to create an army with no oversight and not even under his control.
                eorzea can't actually stop anybody from setting up an independent paramilitary or even their own nation if they feel like it, else you get to ask the question "why didn't they just stop garlemald before the game lmfao"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's the stupidest thing I've ever read
                garlemald is a foreign empire that invaded them, the crystal braves were a private army founded inside eorzea, alphinaud asked permission from the city states to found it, and they granted it, because they were being stupid so the plot could happen. Hence idiot plot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sharlayaBlack folk invaded them with a horde of white haired mages too why didn't they make those guys frick off before they could start major problems

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They themselves even know that nobody would believe their framejob and never reveal it publicly.
            Because the guy who was actually plotting it was killed. Lolorito keeps the situation quiet because he was only involved so he could sabotage the plot in the first place.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARR is hard I am still on titan right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you see a lot of people out and about or is it just you running alone between npc's to talk to?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        going through ARR again and now I realize why people call it the true great filter
        holy shit what a SLOG

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched ARR cutscenes. My character started at 50 so I just skipped everything. Am I a secondary?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to finish up Endwalker before dawntrail
    >haha, frick you! you need X ilvl to do this dungeon!
    I don't know what the frick to do. Am I supposed to just accumulate tomes or whatever through daily roulettes until I have enough for better gear? This shit's gonna take forever I need like 5k.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You spend 500k-1mil on 640 gear on the MB and call it a day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy Diadochos, it's good enough for everything until Dawntrail.

        Just buy the 640 gear on the marketboard, they should be cheap as chips by now.

        Just buy enough crafted gear to hit min ilvl. Get nq if you're poor

        Oh right I forgot Squeenix does business with the gold sellers by arbitrarily locking their main shit behind crafter crap. Frick that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't then, I hope you give up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you do savage or get full tomes you are geared until 1 patch after the next tier comes out. It's pretty smooth sailing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why can't I have free gear with literally no effort whatsoever not even useless in game money this gsme is unfair 🙁
          have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried actually playing the game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            noooooo only RMT bots are ALLOWED to make current crafted gear the voices in my head told me so

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gil is literally worthless what the frick are you on about

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you keep up to date by playing the game you never need to buy crafted unless you are doing savage you tool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy Diadochos, it's good enough for everything until Dawntrail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy the 640 gear on the marketboard, they should be cheap as chips by now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy enough crafted gear to hit min ilvl. Get nq if you're poor

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They look cool, have great animations. They look moronic in the cutscenes, though

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >normal raid roulette
    >Chicken McNobody*Zalera: Thank God this isn't savage
    >Proceeds to almost wipe the raid because they keep dying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A5 Ratfinx Twinkledinks
      >A9 scrap thing
      >O11 Omega
      >O12 Omega M+F
      >E4 Titan
      >E5 Ramuh
      >E12 Eden's Promise
      Somehow they can easily become a shitshow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >somehow always get a5 with a new co-tank who refuses to MT and doesn't look at party chat
        I only have one invuln.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Scrapbot
        I've had two wipes on it last time I got it in a roulette, I didn't stick around for a third, it's impossible to teach these monkeys anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >e4
        >both healers in cutscene
        >mfw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I spam jump on the side for arms and move in on the very last second. Opposite for cart.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ratfinx
        That's the one with the bat and gorilla transformation mechanic, right?
        I had someone literally max out stacks of the debuff you get from doing it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, also the one with the tank swap and the ground slap spam.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can kitchen sink the tank swap and survive, or if you're drk you can just living dead. still sucks to get stunned though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw no tanks know how to 3/1 cheese anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my favorite is the tank who provokes after you get stunned as if that does anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically it does, concussion massively increases how much damage you take so I think it's what was originally intended. My favorite kind of person is the paladin who covers the whole thing and stuns themselves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he starts the castbar for the tankbuster after stunning you, so provoking does nothing unless your healers are so braindead that they don't notice you at low hp in the time it takes for him to do the shrinking back animation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The punch is a special buster that will change targets while casting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably from boost, not difficult in that respect.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should always be parsing and having silent mental battles with other dps in your head since you can see their numbers. when you top the charts you say outloud "thought you were good huh homosexual? well I'm better than you" as you type "tyfp" in game and leaving immediately afterwards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do this but with the enmity list

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Turn on tank stance after the first burst window
        >Main tank in Farmville Idle mode and can't generate aggro
        >Have to shirk on cooldown because they're apparently just auto attacking
        >they feel the pressure of underperforming and randomly wall their selves so I am the main tank
        >"Sorry guys I'm not feeling so well"
        Tank anxiety

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play support dps
      >try my absolute fricking best to be higher on the aggro list than the greedy dps
      >get commendations when I pull it off
      It's about self improvement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you top the charts you say outloud "thought you were good huh homosexual? well I'm better than you" as you type "tyfp" in game and leaving immediately afterwards
      Kek
      One of the reasons I laugh when someone paints XIV as a nice community is I know what I'm saying to myself or friends on discord about the shitters I'm playing with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get someone else playing the same job as me
      >Food, pot and pad adds like a motherfricker
      >Furiously jerk off when I'm on top of them
      >Especially if they have Dance Partner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone as the same job as me
        >Constantly have to adjust my rotation to not overlap with their party wide buffs and cool downs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >queue dungeon as dps
        >check if the other dps has food buff
        >eat food if yes
        Not letting you do that

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH
    MY
    FLIPPIN
    FRICK

    IT'S HER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asahi???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit she got the wind-up cloud minion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why aren't those real yet
          the low poly models would be amazing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            probably just to keep low on the FF7 references in a game already stuffed with them imo. up to and including FF7 characters all having references in each job and most LB3s being from FF7 and FF7 characters being used as example text in chat settings including cloud looking at tifa's breasts

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >as example text in chat settings
              soul

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's the chance one of the fricks on the dev team knows/remembers this for the raid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are real. They were from fanfest and you can get them on mogstation.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well frick me, ain't that a thing
              >6 bucks for a minion
              KEK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asahi post-HRT

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Machinist, Diadochos aiming gear with a different pair of boots and one of the artifact Machinist goggles makes a pretty good MCH glamour.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they nerf brd just because of tournaments

    does square enix not realize that 99% of players who have touched pvp don't even participate or watch tournaments and it makes no sense to make a job that is already bad for solo queue worse at it just because people use it in tournaments

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they nerfed bard because it was too good in stormblood bwo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not that bad in solo queue though assuming even rating. It’s truly horrible for grinding pre crystal though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok but it still makes no sense to nerf it when it's not even good for solo queue
        >b-but the tournaments!
        look at the number of participants. look at the number of viewers. it doesn't make any sense to balance for that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of stuff in PvP doesn’t make sense. Bard wouldn’t be bad in solo if the matchmaking wasn’t shit. FYI JP literally has a different matchmaking algorithm than other DCs so the weaknesses of bard probably don’t show up as much (aka being shit in 1 carry 4 anchors vs 1 carry 4 anchor matches, which is every frickin game pre crystal)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could take every other nerf, but the short range on nocturne is just fricking stupid on the long range glass cannon sniper, especially when RDM gets an AoE silence with a longer range on a shorter cooldown.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got to Crystal ranking in season 1 thanks to BRD, became my fav PVP job
      >stopped playing BRD entirely since the silence range nerf
      >check out BRD a few days ago thinking MAYBE those stupid asiatics decided to revert the nerfs because it was too harsh
      >apparently they double down and nerfed BRD even fricking harder
      Did a random BRD rape one of the devs in a pvp match or what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, it was just very effective in tournaments where the user could coordinate and communicate with team mates

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick cares? More people play BRD casually in pvp for fun than tuned in to their shitty tournament, but we're the ones who have to pay for it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn’t actually used that much in tournament either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragoon was the most picked job in the first two CCRC events and it got buffed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            technically it's possible for something to be balanced yet have a high pickrate in a competitive game. i don't think drg qualifies though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That class was broken as shit
      You are dogshit
      Instant braindead aoe cc is never good gameplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >instant aoe cc
        You're thinking of DRK, WAR, RDM and SMN. BRD only has single target silence and bind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah unfortunately sqex only looks at JP for balance, and JP meta is very ranged-heavy and passive in general. You just need to rewatch JP CCRC to understand why DRG has been receiving buffs, their melee playerbase is really behind EU and NA skillwise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >JP meta is very ranged-heavy and passive in general
        That’s the NA meta too. It’s a ranged game at the moment

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get gear to do MSQ without having to sell my soul to RTM bots so I can buy shit off the marketboard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do dungeons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MSQ is braindead, you don't need any gear outside the welfare boxes they give you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out you do. Some MSQ dungeons and trails won't even let you in them if you're under a certain gear ilvl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A full gear set is only like 1-2 mil how fricking poor are you

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ff 11 because youre bored isnt a personality

    frick off you stupid 11 trannies. you guys are TEA tier homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TEA is kino so I'm not sure what you were going for here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing FFXIV because you think your IMVU/Gaia Online tier avatar is a personality
      Frick off to real life you stupid troony. Build a real relationship with a person

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something that fat sweaty dudes use to feel good about themselves while playing as a 14 year old miqote

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muh astral flooooooow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          perfect image

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your ass is raw from getting BTFO that hard huh little XI seether?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO FRICK A GIRL LALA AAAAAAAAAA

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Balmung and Mateus are full, which world should I choose on Crystal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coeurl's a good world but the market-board prices can be ridiculous on some things. Look at Universalis to see if you're getting fricked, or get that plugin that brings up a Universalis search in the item's tooltip on mouseover.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See pvp talk
    >remember Dancer feels like absolute ass to play in pvp
    Rework when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in 3 days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DNC is goated in Frontlines with DRK spam.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off metashitter. Can't wait for drk to get gutted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a misguided mandatory PvP rework every expansion so sometime during Dawntrail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny you say that because I unironically think Dancer is one of the best feeling classes to play in pvp
      You just need to recognize that your role is to be a weird skirmisher/soft support hybrid who dives to steal potions from the enemy's side of the map
      >CC
      Yes, CC, everyone knows Frontlines has been total trash ever since the pvp rework

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CC is pozzed wintrade slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't. The whole kit is a mishmash that doesn't synergize together at all beyond "make someone better".
        Your damage sucks, your durability sucks, your mobility is fricked by tying it to your only actual source of damage potential, and your ranges are all wonky.
        The LB needs to be removed and it needs a better kit more focused on the fact that dancer was typically a DEbuffer in classic FF, not a buffer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >your mobility is fricked
          >4 dashes
          yeah just gunna disregard what you say going forward

          CC is pozzed wintrade slop

          ffxiv is trash in general senpai
          cc is the least stinky trash in the garbage heap
          >but wintraders/macroers/cheaters/whatever
          my point remains

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, you're right. PvE has just as many cheaters.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play Paladin in CC
    >unflinching, extremely hard to kill wall of solid mental moronation and extra chromosomes lumbering along aimlessly in the crystal's path
    >mfw hallowed ground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern memes are soulless

      Paladin sucks in Frontlines however btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frontlines can suck my wiener harder than a Lalamaet animation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still think it's fun for a month every new season

          Paladin sucks up damage like a sponge and can clutch cover BHs. You want at least a couple.

          I wish they were that coordinated

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be a lot better if they made it parties of 5 like CC and 15v15v15. It would still be a murderball format, but cutting 27 people from the scrum would help a lot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That, reduce map size, and minimize rng stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish there was a FL with only two teams

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rival Wings is close enough
              I'd even say it's much better than frontline since there's typically a few battles going on around the map at any one time and all of them can help swing a game, it's less of a clusterfrick

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is nothing more infuriating than the third place deciding you can't win the game when your team is second place.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've always heard a lot of that is due to coordinated discordBlack folk whipping them up to effectively win trade
                People are sheep so you get a couple of guys spamming "take this bad fight here" and half the team will just go and do it over and over again, by the end of the match your team's fought to keep another in a stalemate while the winner strolled up to both your doorsteps

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What actually happens in the opposite of what you’re saying. People often get tired of premades so they will suicide to make one team lose. Often times the second place team is best positioned to win not the first place team. If second place is full of battle high DRKs running around you will get trained by the third place team.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What actually happens in the opposite of what you’re saying. People often get tired of premades so they will suicide to make one team lose. Often times the second place team is best positioned to win not the first place team. If second place is full of battle high DRKs running around you will get trained by the third place team.

                Both are correct. I’ve seen games where the first place team is the premade DRKs running around slaughtering everyone. A good premade with battlehigh can stagger LBs and 2v1 both teams. So instead the other two teams just fight each other because it’s actually fun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes both teams stop being moronic and permapinch the premade and cuck them out of winning. Most satisfying FL feel tbh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Paladin sucks up damage like a sponge and can clutch cover BHs. You want at least a couple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Offering your opinion on things you don't interact with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BLU in PvP when?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of the new PvP modes will be a BLU-only Battle Royale map, where you scour the map for enemies to learn abilities from before taking on players. Came to me in a dream.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SQUARESOFT
            HIRE THIS MAN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SQUARESOFT
            HIRE THIS MAN

            >Came to me in a dream.
            Came to you in your ass you fricking moron yoship already said he wanted to do something like this some time ago

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No need to get angry Yoshi-P, you can use the idea, just don't frick it up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fat fartbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watch team attack the paladin
      HE WON'T FRICKING DIE, HIT THE WHITE MAGE YOU c**tS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hurr hurr hurr me play paladin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paladins are comically hard to budge but as a GNBchad I'm relieved if that's the enemy tank
      Tank draw is there but I'm safe to focus on basically everybody else

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can use junction on yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paladin uses guard + cover
      >meteordrive the guard off, blow him up with double damage phoenix'd phantom rush into phoenix'd enlightenment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how most homosexuals have no idea how to deal with monks and try to burst into riddle of earth. I've won 1 vs 2's in CC's away from my team because some thought they could finish me because I had 20% health and two potions left.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blessed pvpchad thread

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      sodomite redpill movie
      can only recommend it:

      https://rumble.com/v4uomzo

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these pvp takes
    >these tanking takes

    go back trannies.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thought the Stormblood Bard quests was the most moronic thing I've read
    >just finished HW's Paladin questline today

    what the frick was that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have not seen a single person defend that shit and for good fricking reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >npc himself admits he has no idea why he's even fighting with the player
      genuinely made me laugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have not seen a single person defend that shit and for good fricking reason.

      I leveled paladin to 50 and stopped. what am I in for?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupidity and things barely making sense.
        It's so dumb that the characters in the final quest say the entire thing was pointless and stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit was so moronic they went back to the GLD questline which is based though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was so dumb it got a mention in the DRK quest where Sidurgu was scratching his head at what the frick were the paladins doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have not seen a single person defend that shit and for good fricking reason.

      Yea I fricking love pld and been playing it for 10 years and even I thought it was fricking moronic

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We got any leaks or new job footage yet? I've done all I want weeks ago and I just want to see the new shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new job footage in 4 days
      loads of leaks from the datamining of the benchmark

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a good place to see what all we got so far?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EU raiding discord and balance discord

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The biggest job datamine is here: https://pastebin.com/y6m6ce1F
          But there has been some other information on traits and skills since then too. The source for job info posts on ERC and The Balance discord servers.

          Artifact armour: https://imgur.com/a/RqJP2mr
          Animations (mostly visible in the trailer): https://imgur.com/a/nfuo4HK

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the dog doin

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys play this game? I dropped the game around the end of ARR due to getting stuck at a level gate and there being no convenient way to level up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We hit da clubs!!!!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t literally everything locked behind story progression? Don’t think I can hit the clubs until I’m done

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can take the quests to get access to housing at like level ten

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how console players can stand playing without the plugin that blocks advertising shouts.
        I know before I found the wonders of Dalamud it was annoying as frick two years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I only afk at my house, FC mansion, or GC barrack, so I never see them anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just ignore it or have a tab that doesn’t show shouts? It’s not that hard anon and you don’t really need a addon for that wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kills the ENTIRE roleplay community

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dropped the game around the end of ARR due to getting stuck at a level gate and there being no convenient way to level up
      I can't even begin to imagine how that would be possible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m level 47 and the quest needed me to be 49. I had no issues with levels prior

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but.. how? I had to pick up a second class just to avoid WASTING all the xp the main quest gives

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have a feeling that anon is lying unless maybe they played like 10 ish years ago because that MAYBE could have had you under leveled but that’s huge maybe

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, I b-lined through the story, doing nothing but MSQ outside of the paladin quests. That left me at 47, I’m not sure what else to tell you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're exposing yourself as a shadowbab WoWBlack person. Before the ARR reworks in ShB there was a point where the MSQ suddenly jumped from 47 to 49 in the lead up to Praetorium and the MSQ just left you hanging and expected you to run Dzemael. It was a very common complaint. Don't assume people are lying when you're an ignorant newBlack person who just doesn't have all the information.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WoW out of nowhere

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You started playing at the same time as the WoW mass migration and you have that trademark blizzdrone religious devotion to your chosen brand to the point you assume someone must be lying if he says the game failed him in some regard, so it's not out of nowhere. It's pattern recognition.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WoW out nowhere
                >Inane Headcanon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're exposing yourself as a shadowbab WoWBlack person. Before the ARR reworks in ShB there was a point where the MSQ suddenly jumped from 47 to 49 in the lead up to Praetorium and the MSQ just left you hanging and expected you to run Dzemael. It was a very common complaint. Don't assume people are lying when you're an ignorant newBlack person who just doesn't have all the information.

                moron I been playing since 2013

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you should remember people complaining about it. People who played in ARR regularly had to grind FATEs and dungeons to keep pace with the MSQ but people who came on in HW and SB always complained about that one jump.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not sure. I literally only played one class. Gladiator which I turned into Paladin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's faster to level now. One dungeon is a level, plus shit like Deep Dungeons and Bozja is crazy fast exp

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the use case for paladins clemency

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your healer dies and you don’t want to spend 15 minutes soloing the boss, so you keep them alive (they probably do less damage than your burst phase)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Healerless TOP

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Job Action Trailer in less than 4 days. Post your last minute predictions.
    >expectations
    >hopes
    >fears

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Picto will combine colours to create a big landscape spell that has a long cast time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expectations
      more moronic skills that make the game worse but look good in the trailer
      >hopes
      they don't frick up jobs that work fine now
      >fears
      zero improvements to healer design

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A couple of healers are getting an extra dps button but will fundamentally play the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fixing low level skillsets, a few more skill cut, more proc-based skills, BLM no longer needing to refresh astral mid fire rotation
      >revert SAM to 6.0, healers getting more flavor skills like Expedient, making tank CDs more varied
      >game is even more dull and simplified

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        Enochian timer is the entire point of BLM. Paradox even makes standard good because no F1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about adding some other condition that refreshes astral, to the point of trivializing the mechanic since dropping it becomes virtually impossible
          Kinda like they did with other DPS jobs that had to juggle timers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Highly doubt it because Yoshi-P actually plays the job. A good addition would be making Manafont refresh AF because that button is nearly worthless as a 2 minute right now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yea feel like it could be on a 60 second cooldown, I live using it in dungeons for 4 flares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expectations
      no new Egis
      >hopes
      new Egis
      >fears
      no new Egis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who could they add to top pheonix and bah? A normal primal like Rumah or Lev would feel weird at this point.
        The most based option would be a raid boss like Alexander or Gaia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expectations
      WHM still sucks
      >hopes
      WHM doesn't suck, 1min mit
      >fears
      WHM still sucks, no new mit

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not new to XIV, what the hell is "not marrying Yugiri"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got it from one of these threads, sorry.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if nothing is done about addons with Dawntrail, is there a mod that gives Eos a fatter ass?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >three more days until LL
    >still three weeks after that until we known what the skills actually do
    I think all media tour info, including benchmark, should release simultaneously.
    UGH! I know, I know, gotta dripfeed news, but I still think it would be better. Sorry, not sorry!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Bard fun to play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Play Machinist instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, even though its one of the few dps jobs that you have to manage dots it is still lackluster in that aspect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DNC is funner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That burst window where nearly every chance to get a fourfold and threefold feather procs

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here is what will make blm better:
    increase af damage boost by another 20%
    fire paradox procs regardless of ui level
    decrease the potency of ice spells

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafells

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much Gil does the average player have?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to get 60-150k daily through ARR just from crafting memes on the side, that was enough to buy a plot I never used and unsub when they stalled demolition for a year or two

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gathering timed node
    >ddos hits
    Fricking homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does DDoSing only happen on the lead ups to expansions?

      ddos is starting up again, great

      stop ddosing reeeeeeeeee

      maybe squeenix should upgrade their network infrastructure to better than 2005 standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop ddosing reeeeeeeeee

      Play another game, Yoshida even suggests something else while the dose happens. XIV isn't meant to be a forever game like WoW or Destiny where you have to grind grind grind every day.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does DDoSing only happen on the lead ups to expansions?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ddos is starting up again, great

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop ddosing reeeeeeeeee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shatterday
      Maybe this was what we needed all along

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people really parse in XIV lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More people parse in XIV than in every version of WoW combined, so yeah, they parse.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 out of 17 Yokai weapons down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am confident that I have ejaculated to this lalafell more than anyone else

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am confident in saying that you should die.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If 3-4 times daily hasn't killed me nothing will

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about sticking some iron in your gut?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that sounds like it might impede my enjoyment of that lala so I'm gonna pass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But conversely you'd be freeing up some oxygen so that we can breathe in this blue trap bubble cus the twelve know you don't need it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRK sword is the best one

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 fricking days of DDOS attacks in a single week.
    Has this ever happened before with ff14?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but they better skip wednesday again, that's my raid day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard to tell with their japanese face saving corpospeak, but given the wording that they're looking in to how the attacks are being performed, some hackers have probably just found a way to frick up their servers through their dogshit website structure and square can't even figure out how it's being done because despite it being 2024 and them being in the mmo business for 20 years now, they don't know shit about network infrastructure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Stormblood had a lot of periods where there was just constant DDoSing.
      Theory was it was bot hosters trying to clear servers to fill it with as many bots as they could.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop sexualsing Alisaie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to sex her instead

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason to decipher a hidden leather map or just immediately mb it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's an achievement for doing like 20 of them, and there might be some unique orchestrion rolls

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP DDOSING THE FRICKING GAME

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