Actual nerds found the show unfunny and patronizing, often referred to as "Nerd Blackface." Also, nothing in the show is nerdy or intelligent, it is nothing more than pop culture and science references with fancy sounding word. Please see this video:
People say that shows with laugh tracks are annoying, but this is worse. >person A says something >cameraman turns the camera to person B, motion blur intensified >person B says something >cameraman turns the camera back to person A >zoom in to person A face >do nothing for 5 seconds >person A says ''oh em geee'' >5 sec long pause again >camra zoom out >''you know what, fuck you'' >in that moment person C appears >cameraman moves camera toward person C >camera zoom in to person C face >person C stands there with his or hers mouth open, like he / she is gonna receive an elephant dick into mouth
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"Hey Sheldon, what would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?" >audience nervously chuckles; a few scattered but stifled guffaws are heard. the anticipatory tension in the air is so thick that one could cut it with a knife.
"Screwed." >audience barely remains silent as everybody struggles to hold in their laughter, sides silently splitting, their eyes bulging as their faces scrunch together in an effort to contain themselves. several people, mostly women and children, simply pass out, falling forward in their seats. some people move to help them, but they too pass out, incapable of both holding in their laughter and helping their fellow man
"There you go." >audience explodes in a raucous cacophony of overpowering noise. ears begin to bleed as the combined volume of their laughter and mirth breaks the sound barrier. eventually sonic waves begin pouring forth from the audience as its members begin to cackle on in unison; those who passed out before have now risen and added their voices to the din. on stage, the actors catch the full brunt of the audience's veritable sound explosion. those lucky enough to be center stage die quickly as their brains are scrambled; those unfortunate enough to be on the sides suffer slowly as their brains slowly melt, bleeding from every orifice. eventually the audience grows too loud and brings the studio crashing down upon their heads, silencing them forever
"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?" >The audience chuckles nervously
"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars." >The audience laughs heartily
"Luke, I am your father!" >The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flames and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.
>"what are you doing, Sheldon?"
(nervous laughter from the audience, their mouths clearly drooling in anticipation) >"listening to music"
(more chuckles, one member laughs too loud and furious shhhh'ing is heard) >"but it sounds like its from a video game"
(audience laughs. Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and is waiting for the audience to calm down) >"your point?"
(at this point, the audience laughs so loud that TV's around the world crack and hiss with the putrid violence of a thousand demons. several members of the audience collapse from heart failure, and the members still laughing start ripping and tearing at their flesh, gnawing and chewing on the bleeding, still writhing organs and muscles of the fallen audience members. at the center of the audience seating, in mid air, the collected life essence of each member swirls and dances, forming the visage of "Krak'lanor, the hungerer". As his form becomes more corporeal, other members of the audience start bleeding from their eyes, scratching at their faces furiously, as if trying to offer more blood to the horrible demi-god appearing before them.)
Modern Family has a very high coom factor
The office had some good comedy and based moments with Dwight and Micheal, but Pam and Jim make you want to skin yourself in order to distract you. Yet it's what girls latch onto in the show so I avoid talking about that series with girls at every cost
Actually I believe it was the trend of "DnD, but with COOL PEOPLE" that was around the same time. Stuff like those porn stars playing DnD definitely normalized nerd shit.
My father has never played and video games and he has no intention of ever playing them, is tech illiterate, does not get nerd jokes, but watches this show for some reason. I would say it's because...
I watched all of big bang theory and the first 2 seasons if young Sheldon recently because I was trying to understand it's popularity. It's the friends equation, it's a sunk cost relationship.
It's funny seeing the show shift from what you think it would be (nerds fawning over a hit girl) to the Sheldon show. It's funny, you can tell Sheldon was supposed to be extremely unlikable but endearing and Leonard was the MC, but then he became so popular that the show had to fix his whole character to give him legs to carry the show Give him a girlfriend that pushes his boundaries, make him just autistic not just spiteful.
Anyway, I would not suggest big bang theory, it has a funny joke once a season and they are funny despite the situation comedy not facilitated by it.
as you anon said, Sheldon. It's hard to hate him because I, too, have my spot, I don't like when people touch my food, and I'm not really a fan of hugging. Handshake is fine, but I hate wen people touch me where I can't see, hence the reason why I will never go to any massage.
I likes Malcolm in the Middle, but for the last few seasons, actually ever since Francis left the military school, the series was on a downfall. There were few funny parts here and there (Herkabe), but what they did to those characters (Malcolm and Reese in particular) is quite insulting.
I watched all of big bang theory and the first 2 seasons if young Sheldon recently because I was trying to understand it's popularity. It's the friends equation, it's a sunk cost relationship.
It's funny seeing the show shift from what you think it would be (nerds fawning over a hit girl) to the Sheldon show. It's funny, you can tell Sheldon was supposed to be extremely unlikable but endearing and Leonard was the MC, but then he became so popular that the show had to fix his whole character to give him legs to carry the show Give him a girlfriend that pushes his boundaries, make him just autistic not just spiteful.
Anyway, I would not suggest big bang theory, it has a funny joke once a season and they are funny despite the situation comedy not facilitated by it.
Sheldon has what I call Sitcom Main Character Syndrome (SMCS for short). He is an unlikable piece of shit. He is genuinely a bad person. He is selfish. He is mean spirited. He is rude. He is uncaring. He is petulant. He is egotistical. He is an overall toxic person and in real life would have absolutely no friends, no girlfriend, and would struggle to keep a job because he constantly insults his bosses and superiors. However, due to being the main character, people for some reason put up with him and he even gets a girlfriend who wants to marry him and finds him irresistibly attractive. The way he acts is seriously awful.
Young Sheldon is a better show, I think, due to the lack of laugh track. It makes the dialogue feel more natural instead of everyone pausing after every line for the laugh to play. I am not sure how intentional it was, but they did a great job at making child Sheldon just as much a piece of shit as adult Sheldon, but in this case he is a bit more naïve while adult Sheldon knows he is a prick but doesn't seem to care. Young Sheldon is still pretty terrible though, and the way he always gets whatever he wants to the detriment of the entire family is frustrating to watch because he is never properly called out for it.
How do I know all this? My mother is obsessed with Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon, so when spending time with her it is always on in the background.
Also, Sheldon barely ever says Bazinga, I don't know where that meme came from. There is one episode where he says it a lot and it is to intentionally annoy people.
My mother is a huge fan of the Big Bang Theory too which is not a phrase I feel comfortable with repeating too often
Maybe that show is a magnet for moms with nerdy sons or something
My mother also loves the Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon and while I may work with computers and play video games, I'm not really what anyone would consider a nerd.
She was a math teacher though and gets a huge kick out of little math "puns" and such. Maybe she was the real nerd all along.
>The way he acts is seriously awful.
I have that opinion about Leonard. IMO, from least to most annoying characters (as well as their acting skills)
drunk Sheldon >> Howard >> normal Sheldon >> Raj >> Penny >> Leonard
Leonard's character constantly flops back and forth and is very inconsistent. In some episodes he is the relatively normal straight man who foils Sheldon's sheer autism and comes across as a regular guy. In other episodes he is just as autistic and nerdy and also acts like a little bitch. It feels like he just does whatever the plot wants him to.
maybe moms like the show because it's a bunch of grown manbabies being assholes to each other, and then there's some bemused women who just sorta look at them and mug the camera
but i dunno if the women aren't just assholes too because i don't watch it
Penny (The main hot chick who was on the show first) can be kind of a bitch occasionally or makes overly sarcastic remarks, but is generally nice and I think is supposed to represent the audience because most of her reactions are just not understanding nerd shit or being confused or just saying something deadpan to one of Sheldon's autistic rants.
Amy (Kind of ugly girl who dates Sheldon) is generally nice. She starts out as pretty much a female clone of Sheldon but eventually becomes just a nerdy, awkward girl who is obsessed with historical shit. She is usually the most moral of the group, except when plot convenience demands her not to be so.
Bernadette, the short lady who dates Howard, is a huge bitch but the joke is that she is small and petite with an annoying high pitched voice but at any second can snap and say something cruel or barbed and it is like a "Oh man, don't mess with her!" kind of situation.
My mother is a huge fan of the Big Bang Theory too which is not a phrase I feel comfortable with repeating too often
Maybe that show is a magnet for moms with nerdy sons or something
I think at this point older women make up the majority of the BBT and Young Sheldon audience. My father hates the show, but my mom just loves it.
My mother is a huge fan of the Big Bang Theory too which is not a phrase I feel comfortable with repeating too often
Maybe that show is a magnet for moms with nerdy sons or something
>mom is also a big fan of it and is always watching it
What is it about moms and liking it?
yeah sheldon was definitely initially intended to be THAT GUY who is there but everyone kinda hates him, and hes good for a laugh because everyone sort of knows a guy with a quality or two like him, but the rest of the cast is so devoid of charisma and presence that Sheldon has to soak up the limelight. Sheldon is the only character who with a presence stronger than "high school production of Friends" so yeah they had to prop him up, that and the plotpointd are fucking awful. Its a bad show all around but I remember dating a girl and her parents LOVED the big bang theory, they couldnt tell you what happened in an episode at all but OH THAT SHELDON HES SO FUNNY, which is truly a testament to how shit the writing is
It's a funny line because he subverts societal expectation by going into so much detail. When people ask "what are you playing" you're just supposed to say "oh, Mario" but Sheldon the autist has to tell you in excruciating detail the full name of the title and the medium through which he plays it, and even the state of that medium (poorly-coded). It's not about the emulator itself. It's about Sheldon's need to be pedantic and precise.
"Hey Sheldon, what would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?" >audience nervously chuckles; a few scattered but stifled guffaws are heard. the anticipatory tension in the air is so thick that one could cut it with a knife.
"Screwed." >audience barely remains silent as everybody struggles to hold in their laughter, sides silently splitting, their eyes bulging as their faces scrunch together in an effort to contain themselves. several people, mostly women and children, simply pass out, falling forward in their seats. some people move to help them, but they too pass out, incapable of both holding in their laughter and helping their fellow man
"There you go." >audience explodes in a raucous cacophony of overpowering noise. ears begin to bleed as the combined volume of their laughter and mirth breaks the sound barrier. eventually sonic waves begin pouring forth from the audience as its members begin to cackle on in unison; those who passed out before have now risen and added their voices to the din. on stage, the actors catch the full brunt of the audience's veritable sound explosion. those lucky enough to be center stage die quickly as their brains are scrambled; those unfortunate enough to be on the sides suffer slowly as their brains slowly melt, bleeding from every orifice. eventually the audience grows too loud and brings the studio crashing down upon their heads, silencing them forever
"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?" >The audience chuckles nervously
"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars." >The audience laughs heartily
"Luke, I am your father!" >The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flames and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.
>"what are you doing, Sheldon?"
(nervous laughter from the audience, their mouths clearly drooling in anticipation) >"listening to music"
(more chuckles, one member laughs too loud and furious shhhh'ing is heard) >"but it sounds like its from a video game"
(audience laughs. Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and is waiting for the audience to calm down) >"your point?"
(at this point, the audience laughs so loud that TV's around the world crack and hiss with the putrid violence of a thousand demons. several members of the audience collapse from heart failure, and the members still laughing start ripping and tearing at their flesh, gnawing and chewing on the bleeding, still writhing organs and muscles of the fallen audience members. at the center of the audience seating, in mid air, the collected life essence of each member swirls and dances, forming the visage of "Krak'lanor, the hungerer". As his form becomes more corporeal, other members of the audience start bleeding from their eyes, scratching at their faces furiously, as if trying to offer more blood to the horrible demi-god appearing before them.)
Hey, Sheldon >Slight murmur in the audience, people looking nervously at each other.
I just played a videogame >Someone laughs hysterically, the audience is jittery, sweaty, anxiety wracking their entire being. They begin shaking uncontrollably.
From 1985 >The audience cracks, they laugh so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, they pull their knees to their chests and close their eyes as their bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. They laugh like young girls as their turds drift aimlessly behind them; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
>They approach the station's docking port, flaccid penises in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. They extend their cockless arms jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, their outstretched arms collide with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of their quaking mass violently halted.
>the fates afford them barely enough time to turn their heads before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. they try in vain to cleanse their eyes of the shit sting, but succeed only in smearing their own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into their eyes and nasal cavities. They inhale a total of sixty eight thousand space Turds; their lungs are permeated completely with their own shit. They hang lax, spirits broken, defeated by poop. They will never be the same. they are forever shit homosexuals
"I've got a hangover bigger than the original Xbox..."
>There is silence. The set goes black. One lone face appears, illuminated by candlelight. It looks upwards, towards an unknowable heaven, and an even more mysterious Lord. The fifth Horseman, Comedy, rides rough over the plains, and trumpets the true end. Somewhere, a child is born, and does not cry, but instead laughs. A man on trial for murder laughs as the prosecution delivers expert testimony; the judge, while in the middle of chastising him, laughs as well. As does the family of the victim, and then the entire court. The victim, long dead and stiff with rigor mortis, laughs, muffled by the cold confines of the morgue shelf they are in. They are joined by many more muffled laughs. If they are alive, if only for one second, it is to laugh, and nothing more. A new constellation forms in the sky, forming the letters L, O, and L.
"Hey, Leonard. Astronomy Photosynthesis" >Audience feels intelligent because they've heard those words before in middle and high school.
"But Sheldon, Astronomy Photosynthesis is not possible, plus I have a date with Penny." >Audience anticipates a joke that they will totally understand because they recognize the science words used.
"Well Leonard, BAZINGA!!!!!!" >Audience shits itself laughing, they truly appreciate the comedic genius of this show that only smart people such as themselves understand.
maybe moms like the show because it's a bunch of grown manbabies being assholes to each other, and then there's some bemused women who just sorta look at them and mug the camera
but i dunno if the women aren't just assholes too because i don't watch it
I'm convinced that hating on Big Bang Theory was just a reddit tier psyop. It's easily the funniest sitcom of all time. Every episode has tons of racist israelite and Indian jokes that you will never see on another show. The nerd humor is also extremely well done.
Sounds like Sheldor needs to download Parallel Launcher
Blizzaga
I can't get mario golf and mario tennis to run properly. Can run gamecube and ps2 games just fine. It's so stupid
How in the fuck is MT running poorly for you? What are you doing wrong?
The show that initiated the mass immigration of normies to nerd culture.
sauce?
Actual nerds found the show unfunny and patronizing, often referred to as "Nerd Blackface." Also, nothing in the show is nerdy or intelligent, it is nothing more than pop culture and science references with fancy sounding word. Please see this video:
That's true. But there are worse shows.
I don't understand people who watch(ed) The Office and Modern Family.
>I don't understand people who watch(ed) The Office and Modern Family.
both of them FAR superior to brazinga
People say that shows with laugh tracks are annoying, but this is worse.
>person A says something
>cameraman turns the camera to person B, motion blur intensified
>person B says something
>cameraman turns the camera back to person A
>zoom in to person A face
>do nothing for 5 seconds
>person A says ''oh em geee''
>5 sec long pause again
>camra zoom out
>''you know what, fuck you''
>in that moment person C appears
>cameraman moves camera toward person C
>camera zoom in to person C face
>person C stands there with his or hers mouth open, like he / she is gonna receive an elephant dick into mouth
I live for this
Modern Family has a very high coom factor
The office had some good comedy and based moments with Dwight and Micheal, but Pam and Jim make you want to skin yourself in order to distract you. Yet it's what girls latch onto in the show so I avoid talking about that series with girls at every cost
Women.
modern family was comfy
>normies
pot calling the kettle nagger
>he didn't use le oldfag phrase normalfag haha my sekrit club
>mad because exposed
remember for next time and you won't have to wipe egg off your face
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs… mercy.
>mad
Nah it's just kinda dumb famalam
Actually I believe it was the trend of "DnD, but with COOL PEOPLE" that was around the same time. Stuff like those porn stars playing DnD definitely normalized nerd shit.
Can confirm. "Hit it with my Axe" introduced me to DnD while checking out their porn
That would be YouTube addicted/parented children by GenX moving to Twitch, which is the source point of the corruption in gaming
no, this show portrayed le geek culture as le cool and led to millennial's "there's nothing wrong with being a manchild" culture
>normies
The irony of your post is delicious
>NOOOO MY HECKIN CULTURE NOOOO
kys homosexual
mommy no
1964 > Project 64
Treblinka
Big Bang Theory and its consequences have been a disaster for video games.
My father has never played and video games and he has no intention of ever playing them, is tech illiterate, does not get nerd jokes, but watches this show for some reason. I would say it's because...
as you anon said, Sheldon. It's hard to hate him because I, too, have my spot, I don't like when people touch my food, and I'm not really a fan of hugging. Handshake is fine, but I hate wen people touch me where I can't see, hence the reason why I will never go to any massage.
I likes Malcolm in the Middle, but for the last few seasons, actually ever since Francis left the military school, the series was on a downfall. There were few funny parts here and there (Herkabe), but what they did to those characters (Malcolm and Reese in particular) is quite insulting.
Francis on the ranch was better than him at the military school
Hate on this as much as you want, but it's the only vidya-in-a-TV-show/movie scene with actually proper foley.
You CANNOT debate this.
Him pausing the game and hearing the Mario 64 pause jingle was funny.
I watched all of big bang theory and the first 2 seasons if young Sheldon recently because I was trying to understand it's popularity. It's the friends equation, it's a sunk cost relationship.
It's funny seeing the show shift from what you think it would be (nerds fawning over a hit girl) to the Sheldon show. It's funny, you can tell Sheldon was supposed to be extremely unlikable but endearing and Leonard was the MC, but then he became so popular that the show had to fix his whole character to give him legs to carry the show Give him a girlfriend that pushes his boundaries, make him just autistic not just spiteful.
Anyway, I would not suggest big bang theory, it has a funny joke once a season and they are funny despite the situation comedy not facilitated by it.
Sheldon has what I call Sitcom Main Character Syndrome (SMCS for short). He is an unlikable piece of shit. He is genuinely a bad person. He is selfish. He is mean spirited. He is rude. He is uncaring. He is petulant. He is egotistical. He is an overall toxic person and in real life would have absolutely no friends, no girlfriend, and would struggle to keep a job because he constantly insults his bosses and superiors. However, due to being the main character, people for some reason put up with him and he even gets a girlfriend who wants to marry him and finds him irresistibly attractive. The way he acts is seriously awful.
Young Sheldon is a better show, I think, due to the lack of laugh track. It makes the dialogue feel more natural instead of everyone pausing after every line for the laugh to play. I am not sure how intentional it was, but they did a great job at making child Sheldon just as much a piece of shit as adult Sheldon, but in this case he is a bit more naïve while adult Sheldon knows he is a prick but doesn't seem to care. Young Sheldon is still pretty terrible though, and the way he always gets whatever he wants to the detriment of the entire family is frustrating to watch because he is never properly called out for it.
How do I know all this? My mother is obsessed with Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon, so when spending time with her it is always on in the background.
Also, Sheldon barely ever says Bazinga, I don't know where that meme came from. There is one episode where he says it a lot and it is to intentionally annoy people.
My mother is a huge fan of the Big Bang Theory too which is not a phrase I feel comfortable with repeating too often
Maybe that show is a magnet for moms with nerdy sons or something
My mother also loves the Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon and while I may work with computers and play video games, I'm not really what anyone would consider a nerd.
She was a math teacher though and gets a huge kick out of little math "puns" and such. Maybe she was the real nerd all along.
>The way he acts is seriously awful.
I have that opinion about Leonard. IMO, from least to most annoying characters (as well as their acting skills)
drunk Sheldon >> Howard >> normal Sheldon >> Raj >> Penny >> Leonard
Leonard's character constantly flops back and forth and is very inconsistent. In some episodes he is the relatively normal straight man who foils Sheldon's sheer autism and comes across as a regular guy. In other episodes he is just as autistic and nerdy and also acts like a little bitch. It feels like he just does whatever the plot wants him to.
Penny (The main hot chick who was on the show first) can be kind of a bitch occasionally or makes overly sarcastic remarks, but is generally nice and I think is supposed to represent the audience because most of her reactions are just not understanding nerd shit or being confused or just saying something deadpan to one of Sheldon's autistic rants.
Amy (Kind of ugly girl who dates Sheldon) is generally nice. She starts out as pretty much a female clone of Sheldon but eventually becomes just a nerdy, awkward girl who is obsessed with historical shit. She is usually the most moral of the group, except when plot convenience demands her not to be so.
Bernadette, the short lady who dates Howard, is a huge bitch but the joke is that she is small and petite with an annoying high pitched voice but at any second can snap and say something cruel or barbed and it is like a "Oh man, don't mess with her!" kind of situation.
I think at this point older women make up the majority of the BBT and Young Sheldon audience. My father hates the show, but my mom just loves it.
I want to mating press Bernadette.
>mom is also a big fan of it and is always watching it
What is it about moms and liking it?
They think their sons look like Sheldon. Yes that's how the rest of the world sees you
yeah sheldon was definitely initially intended to be THAT GUY who is there but everyone kinda hates him, and hes good for a laugh because everyone sort of knows a guy with a quality or two like him, but the rest of the cast is so devoid of charisma and presence that Sheldon has to soak up the limelight. Sheldon is the only character who with a presence stronger than "high school production of Friends" so yeah they had to prop him up, that and the plotpointd are fucking awful. Its a bad show all around but I remember dating a girl and her parents LOVED the big bang theory, they couldnt tell you what happened in an episode at all but OH THAT SHELDON HES SO FUNNY, which is truly a testament to how shit the writing is
Is this line memed because it's true? N64 emulators, especially at the time, were not very good. Just barely serviceable.
They're still pretty iffy compared to other emulators
Yes, child! Adults who play Nintendo games do exist!
Gaming industry is the biggest entertainment industry in the world. Nintendo is just another company participating in it.
If only you knew how stupid you sound. Cease your online harassement posting right now!
Anyways, your life is already over. Enjoy prison, stalker.
Noooo stalker child!
>they added the mario 64 bing bing wahoo sounds
Heh.
MOMMY DON'T DIE
not a bad scene. i'm surprised nintendo let them add mario sounds and shit..?
They paid Nintendo 2 million for the privilege.
BAZOOPER
ZIMBABWE
I think I remember a scene where a character is playing red dead redemption just walking around armadillo enjoying the atmosphere. The writers get me
If you're so smart then code it yourself
I got arrested once and the afro american gentleman who coerced my dinner out of me said I reminded him of shelden from the big bang theory
It's a funny line because he subverts societal expectation by going into so much detail. When people ask "what are you playing" you're just supposed to say "oh, Mario" but Sheldon the autist has to tell you in excruciating detail the full name of the title and the medium through which he plays it, and even the state of that medium (poorly-coded). It's not about the emulator itself. It's about Sheldon's need to be pedantic and precise.
"Hey Sheldon, what would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?"
>audience nervously chuckles; a few scattered but stifled guffaws are heard. the anticipatory tension in the air is so thick that one could cut it with a knife.
"Screwed."
>audience barely remains silent as everybody struggles to hold in their laughter, sides silently splitting, their eyes bulging as their faces scrunch together in an effort to contain themselves. several people, mostly women and children, simply pass out, falling forward in their seats. some people move to help them, but they too pass out, incapable of both holding in their laughter and helping their fellow man
"There you go."
>audience explodes in a raucous cacophony of overpowering noise. ears begin to bleed as the combined volume of their laughter and mirth breaks the sound barrier. eventually sonic waves begin pouring forth from the audience as its members begin to cackle on in unison; those who passed out before have now risen and added their voices to the din. on stage, the actors catch the full brunt of the audience's veritable sound explosion. those lucky enough to be center stage die quickly as their brains are scrambled; those unfortunate enough to be on the sides suffer slowly as their brains slowly melt, bleeding from every orifice. eventually the audience grows too loud and brings the studio crashing down upon their heads, silencing them forever
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"
>The audience chuckles nervously
"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."
>The audience laughs heartily
"Luke, I am your father!"
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flames and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.
Thanks for the unfunny walls of text chuds
>"what are you doing, Sheldon?"
(nervous laughter from the audience, their mouths clearly drooling in anticipation)
>"listening to music"
(more chuckles, one member laughs too loud and furious shhhh'ing is heard)
>"but it sounds like its from a video game"
(audience laughs. Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and is waiting for the audience to calm down)
>"your point?"
(at this point, the audience laughs so loud that TV's around the world crack and hiss with the putrid violence of a thousand demons. several members of the audience collapse from heart failure, and the members still laughing start ripping and tearing at their flesh, gnawing and chewing on the bleeding, still writhing organs and muscles of the fallen audience members. at the center of the audience seating, in mid air, the collected life essence of each member swirls and dances, forming the visage of "Krak'lanor, the hungerer". As his form becomes more corporeal, other members of the audience start bleeding from their eyes, scratching at their faces furiously, as if trying to offer more blood to the horrible demi-god appearing before them.)
i can only watch sitcoms without laugh tracks or live audiences
Hey, Sheldon
>Slight murmur in the audience, people looking nervously at each other.
I just played a videogame
>Someone laughs hysterically, the audience is jittery, sweaty, anxiety wracking their entire being. They begin shaking uncontrollably.
From 1985
>The audience cracks, they laugh so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, they pull their knees to their chests and close their eyes as their bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. They laugh like young girls as their turds drift aimlessly behind them; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
>They approach the station's docking port, flaccid penises in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. They extend their cockless arms jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, their outstretched arms collide with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of their quaking mass violently halted.
>the fates afford them barely enough time to turn their heads before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. they try in vain to cleanse their eyes of the shit sting, but succeed only in smearing their own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into their eyes and nasal cavities. They inhale a total of sixty eight thousand space Turds; their lungs are permeated completely with their own shit. They hang lax, spirits broken, defeated by poop. They will never be the same. they are forever shit homosexuals
Why did they have to diss Project64 like that so freely
Well I mean, it IS the worst fucking emulator ever. Staunched N64 emulator progress for 15+ years because it was "good enough".
>is the only funny modern comedy in your path
The only funny thing about this guy is that FTX commercial.
I dont watch commercials
What if Star Trek TNG had a laugh track
>I'm playing Super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator
>(laugh track followed by screaming)
[tidus laugh]
"Hey, Leonard.."
>The audience giggles.
"Hey Sheldon."
>Small laughs rise in anticipation.
"I've got a hangover bigger than the original Xbox..."
>There is silence. The set goes black. One lone face appears, illuminated by candlelight. It looks upwards, towards an unknowable heaven, and an even more mysterious Lord. The fifth Horseman, Comedy, rides rough over the plains, and trumpets the true end. Somewhere, a child is born, and does not cry, but instead laughs. A man on trial for murder laughs as the prosecution delivers expert testimony; the judge, while in the middle of chastising him, laughs as well. As does the family of the victim, and then the entire court. The victim, long dead and stiff with rigor mortis, laughs, muffled by the cold confines of the morgue shelf they are in. They are joined by many more muffled laughs. If they are alive, if only for one second, it is to laugh, and nothing more. A new constellation forms in the sky, forming the letters L, O, and L.
This is how you write a BBT joke:
"Hey, Leonard. Astronomy Photosynthesis"
>Audience feels intelligent because they've heard those words before in middle and high school.
"But Sheldon, Astronomy Photosynthesis is not possible, plus I have a date with Penny."
>Audience anticipates a joke that they will totally understand because they recognize the science words used.
"Well Leonard, BAZINGA!!!!!!"
>Audience shits itself laughing, they truly appreciate the comedic genius of this show that only smart people such as themselves understand.
maybe moms like the show because it's a bunch of grown manbabies being assholes to each other, and then there's some bemused women who just sorta look at them and mug the camera
but i dunno if the women aren't just assholes too because i don't watch it
Which emulator was he playing on? P64?
You can only reply to this post if a family member recommended that you watch this show at one point.
Literally all of them
>Ganker is now unironically discussing big bang theory
sakura-chan, i'm afraid your show is simply worse than BBT
>anon is still unironically posting tranime well into this 30s
>"Haha anon, you and your friends are literally the Big Bang theory!"
I hate normies.
Why do they call it the big bang theory?
So that people can laugh at Big Bang theory.
I still like two and a half men. I fucking hate Alan.
this show started airing in 2007 and you homosexuals are s t i l l fucking mad about it jfc
>this show started airing in 2007
Yeah, but ended in 2019. aka 4 years ago. Your point?
well why isn't he playing it on an immaculately coded emulator?
>this show started airing in 2007 and you homosexuals are s t i l l fucking mad about it jfc
I'm convinced that hating on Big Bang Theory was just a reddit tier psyop. It's easily the funniest sitcom of all time. Every episode has tons of racist israelite and Indian jokes that you will never see on another show. The nerd humor is also extremely well done.
PLaying Mario64 on a keyboard is pretty impressive tbh
Adding all the women ruined it.