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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How? I mean I have a launch switch myself but there are literally no games for this piece of shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are literally no games for this

      Kek'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but there are literally no games for this piece of shit.
      you're just not looking enough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just got Katamari 2, Ghostbusters Unleashed, Bayonetta 3, and Pocky n Rocky physical.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure you aren’t confusing the Switch for the PS5?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      opened this thread to see assmad ponies and i was delighted to find the first post has just that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Totk alone is worth getting a switch for imo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, BoTW/Odyssey combo was better.
        ToTK isn’t that great

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ToTK isn’t that great

          Ooft

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t care what “critics” have to say about anything ever. Loved BoTW, loved Odyssey. ToTK was too similar and didn’t add enough new. Simple as

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not bad for DLC

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does that beat the DS family yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about PS2?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          needs about 12million which is very, very likely

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Snoys shitting blood at this post.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Snoys shitting blood at this post.

            >oh nooo Nintendo being forced to combine their home and handheld consoles and selling in a time when there's 3 more billion people alive is going to beat PS2's decades old home console sales record noooo!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man, sales/statisticgays are so fricking autistic.
              Who gives a frick if it surpasses PS2 sales? It's cool, worth acknowledging then moving on, no need to act so fricking bitter.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so why can't Sony outsell its own predecessor is?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >waah waah handheld cheating!
              PS2 combined DVD and console. Also it was easy as frick to pirate games on it.
              >waah waah population!
              That would mean that the NES sold better than the PS2 in relativity to population size.

              have a nice day, you're piss5 (amd pc btw) has no games

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >oh nooo Nintendo being forced to combine their home and handheld consoles and selling in a time when there's 3 more billion people alive is going to beat PS2's decades old home console sales record noooo!

                Man, sales/statisticgays are so fricking autistic.
                Who gives a frick if it surpasses PS2 sales? It's cool, worth acknowledging then moving on, no need to act so fricking bitter.

                all you of consolewar gays are autistic. go kys immediately

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >consolewar gay
                I'm actually a Deckchad, but if the Switch breaks world record it'll break every snoy on Ganker. The fact that a shitty handheld has more games than both the Xbox and PS5 speaks volumes, they're both shitty locked down PCs with most of their games being multiplats or already on my desktop computer.

                The Switch is the only real console, and I stopped using mine (outside of quarterly work ventures) when I realised I could get a better experience on a UMPC thanks to Valve's Big Picture Mode and Steam Input.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As a former tendie who also went pc, nintendo fanboys are far more obnoxious than snoys at this point, largely because the switch became home for so many snoy converts. You're right that the switch is a real console in that it's just as shit and locked down as every other console, hell it's the most soulless and anti-consumer nintendo has ever been.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >locked down as every other console
                True, but at least you can mod it (if you have either have the launch version or soldering experience) to enjoy it however you want, and it has the advantage of being portable. PS5 is jailbreakable and Xbox has dev mode, but at that point you might as well just buy a PC for less hassle.

                Once Steam Deck 2 comes out (with at least 4 hours of battery on semi-recent AAA games at medium settings hopefully), I'll be completely done with consoles for good.

                >tendie vs snoy obnoxiousness
                Yeah I often cringe at console war bootlicking keyboard fights, but I yearn Total Snoy Detonation, even if it means Ganker becomes unusable for the next few months.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >consolewar gay
                I'm actually a Deckchad, but if the Switch breaks world record it'll break every snoy on Ganker. The fact that a shitty handheld has more games than both the Xbox and PS5 speaks volumes, they're both shitty locked down PCs with most of their games being multiplats or already on my desktop computer.

                The Switch is the only real console, and I stopped using mine (outside of quarterly work ventures) when I realised I could get a better experience on a UMPC thanks to Valve's Big Picture Mode and Steam Input.

                >decktards laughing at sony and microshit for playing on locked down pc's

                oh the irony

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything I say can be applied to any UMPC running Windows. I can install and pirate almost anything I please on the Steam Deck. The Steam Deck's APU can run everything up to 6th gen consoles and most 7th gen PC games. I don't play multiplayer games on the Steam Deck because I have a desktop that the Deck compliments. Steam Input and the Deck's trackpads allows me to play most PC games with the built in gamepad. The Deck is meant to compliment the PC, not replace it.

                You seethe because Valve has opened the floodgates that will consume your glorified sunken cost fallacy. You seethe because Linux is being proven to be a fantastic alternative to the Windows, and you call its users trannies while Steam makes installing games simpler than current consoles. I pity you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Switches sold: 140 MILLION
                Steam Keks sold: 4 MILLION

                Nobody cares about your dead, non-optimsed dogshit slab. History will never even consider it an actual gaming system.

                The fricking N-Gage sold more lma0o

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're mad because even a dumbass like you knows sales don't mean shit beyond autistic fanboy wankery. You'd rather pretend to be happier licking nintendo's boots than have a system that can do so much more, including portably play literally every nintendo game ever made.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You-You're mad

                He says, seething in a Switch thread.

                The juggernaut success of the Nintendo Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfricking this board has ever endured.

                I'm so glad I was here to witness it unfold in realtime.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >testbed for Proton and SteamOS
                >revived the UMPC market
                >is the ultimate nintendo piracy machine
                >sold 4 million despite being limited to certain countries, and only via mail order
                >frequently
                pretty fricking impressive to me

                it doesn't really matter because at this point you're still running on locked down hardware and it's hilarious that people still deny this
                >but I can change the SSD
                same with the Xbox and playstation really. you're still tied down because you can't get replacements for things like the APU or the mother board if not for other broken decks, which at this point you could do the same for a console

                Fair, but that is the price to pay for the custom form factor and the APU. I can replace every part in the Steam Deck with ease thanks to the countless IFIXIT guides fortunately. Even if my Deck croaks I can still play all my Steam games on PC.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >revived the UMPC market
                true ogs will remember pic related

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >revived the UMPC market
                ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't really matter because at this point you're still running on locked down hardware and it's hilarious that people still deny this
                >but I can change the SSD
                same with the Xbox and playstation really. you're still tied down because you can't get replacements for things like the APU or the mother board if not for other broken decks, which at this point you could do the same for a console

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a difference between it not being feasible to produce and replace literally every component in a unique and small form factor vs a corporation saying you can't do this or that you can only play and do what we allow when we allow it. The only hilarious thing here is you trying to conflate the two.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >corporation saying you can't do this or that
                none of them say or stop you from replacing parts in the hardware that aren't solded. it's the same locked down hardware until you can buy replacement parts from third parties at will

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Switch breaks world record it'll break every snoy on /v
                Hardly. It’s like bragging about european bicycle sales to car company.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That would mean that the NES sold better than the PS2 in relativity to population size.
                Yes and? NES was the better system.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's also sold in china when china used to have a console ban. It's got a lot working in its favor, but is still 15 million behind the ds and nearly 20 million behind the ps2 despite also being supported for longer. These threads are really fricking gay and should be pruned on sight.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >comparing 7 year sales to over 20
              lel, snoys are truly going crazy over it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Oh nooo Sony needed to combine their DVD home video and console business to beat Dreamcast and Nintendo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay so what's the PS3s-PS5's excuse for flopping? they all double as blueray players

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie all you play in those are movies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, DS was 154 million.
      And that's ignoring it existed alongside the Wii, which also sold over 100 million.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Nintendo DS 32,990,000
    >2. Game Boy 32,470,000
    >3. Switch 32,027,938

    so fricking close

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DS sales combined with the GCN
      >GB sales combined with the SNES and N64
      Switch numbers are good but you have to remember they used to do numbers like this on both their handhelds AND home consoles

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >handhelds AND home consoles
        not mutually exclusive, you could buy both at the same time. and to be fair it has much better attach rate

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it has games. people care about games

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      15 games. 6 are mairo or spin offs. Oh you got games alright. Mario games. No one’s jealous.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No one’s jealous
        ? who cares if anyone is jealous or not?
        >b-but those are mario games
        and? better than most of the Black person shit you get out there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people buy Mario games
        Yes. It has games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound jealous. Stop seething

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post your game that 61M people cared enough to buy or keep seething

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes corporation please let me suck your dick while i give you my money

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many people broke their switch and had to buy a new one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My family went through like four PS2s, the frickers just kept breaking for no discernible reason. We didn't have an issue with other consoles breaking, just the PS2. We finally got one that lasted when the slim came out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron, learn to read. I didn’t ask that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot. i work at a hotel and we find switches every single day left behind by mistake. most dont get claimed.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it took nintendo 10 years to sell what pc does in a few months
    LOL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it took nintendo 10 years to sell what pc does in a few months

      Imagine being this mentally ill.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dead console with no games
    3D zelda has NEVER been good

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo unleashed the coof to boost sales.

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