but there's nothing to be mad about. he clearly said he loved all of those guys and then, like any dutiful man of his world, procreated. you should be mad shulk is FRICKING DEAD
Eh, he's still net negative on population until he knocks them up again. My least favorite thing with harems in Japanese media is how each harem member tends to get one child who is a carbon copy of her
The based monogay with 8 children by one wife is better than the haremgay who knocks up each wife once
Why would you be mad? Nia, Pyra, and Mythra aren't real girls, they weren't born, and they don't have human rights. Rex literally owns them and can frick them all he wants.
Yeah I understand. They literally don't explain how blades can get knocked up in detail nor show them having sex and birthing the babies. Not even an episode with the girls pregnant.
these 3 are not regular blades, Pyra and Mythra are the Aegises and Nia is a flesh eater
You guys think to much about this. Remember, the original evolutive "path" of the Blades was to become Titans, which then would had an actual womb. Sure, the process to create new Titans was it's own thing (Blades coming to that womb at the end of their original life cycle to morph into Titans and all that), but Klaus ended and modify that Cycle in the end. We didn't know how much back when XC2 came out, but all the "half Blades" in XC3 seem to imply they just became another race in the genetic pool over all.
>the israelites are not happy with portrayal of a man having multiple spouse.The israelites lock you down to 1 partner, forever. Marriage is good, cattle
It was the Christians that forced israelites to have only one wife.
Yes and irl thats best. But THIS is fiction. Which is better then irl. Even as a Christian myself, and I know its sinful, I applaud this absolute amazing display of heterosexuality. Rex is an example for us all that we should be manly even if polygamy is degenerate irl.
It's an absolutely BAFFLING decision that would have raised some eyebrows even back in the day
Considering it's basically just an Easter egg I found it very amusing but I can see how some people would be upset or disgusted or whatever
Really, the problem isn't the polygamy, it's the master-slave dynamic between Blades and Drivers that makes me so uncomfortable with them having relationships like this
Yeah, Rex was groomed, in fact, blades grooming their drivers its a common theme in the game.
It happens at least 4 times, 5 if you count one side quest in leftheria.
It happens
>Really, the problem isn't the polygamy, it's the master-slave dynamic between Blades and Drivers that makes me so uncomfortable with them having relationships like this
To be fair, the three women he married are the three blades exempt from these rules. Nia has been autonomous for decades, and Pyra and Mythra are both already proven to act independent of their driver.
If anything, they all groomed him into it, since he was 15 and went along with the whole journey because of Pyra's breasts.
>doesn't care that his bloodline got diluted with blacks
Who cares, his mutt descendants were all erased from existence and now his daughter will never be exposed to the subhumans Homs
Aren't the Vhandam girls just that?
Humanized Urayans?
And aren't the Vhandams descendants of the Fei founder?
Who was suposed to be from Keves but got diluted by the superior Alrest blood.
Homs are consistently whiter than Alrest humans, the darkest we had in Xenoblade 1 was tan people like Reyn and Sharla, Alrest meanwhile had an actual race of Black folk (Leftherians).
Xenoblade's inbred race obsessed genetic dead-ends all got killed off in Xenoblade 1 by being transformed into telethia, so I don't know why Noah and Mio's blood line would care about race all that much.
The only reason High Entias cared about race was because they needed to weed out the Telethia gene so they could not be transformed, they didn't give a shit about skin color, legit racists like Yumea were a dismal minority, as shown when that random girl from a quest became racist against her half-breed friend and everyone around them was appalled.
>make unbearable white bread protagonist whose flaws a fanfic-tier Mary Sue nonsense about being too much of a goody-goody optimist without actually addressing them >give him attractive, basket case girls who orbit around him because they've seen a person be nice before >rake in profit as otaku incels rush to the defense of your garbage character writing and call it nuanced and deep as they blow their 5th load of the day onto the expensive scale figs they bought of said basket cases
>He doesn't play video games
Just like a shill. Got back to moronera.
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I actually watched that bullshit and its basically an anime about a poor guy who is gaslit and beaten by perverted women who are in a cabal esqe agreement to keep him to themselves while he is just a normal guy who likes older girls and is trying to handle his sister complex. It isn't even a kinky form of dominance. Its abusive and weird. This shit got 3 seasons because Doujin artists got a frickton of material to work with. I fully admit those girls LOOK boner inducing but the b***hiness makes me limper then silly puddy. Also the villainous bunny girl gets away with funding terrorism scot free and plot armor villains SUCK.
There's nothing wrong with liking trash, as long as you're fine with admitting it's trash. Xeno fans (Blade 2 in particular) just have a problem with that second part.
>having sex with women >having sex with attractive women >having sex with MULTIPLE attractive women >impregnating multiple attractive women >living in a loving family unit with your multiple attractive wives and the children you have with them
He's everything resetera hates.
>having sex with women >having sex with attractive women >having sex with MULTIPLE attractive women >impregnating multiple attractive women >living in a loving family unit with your multiple attractive wives and the children you have with them
He's everything resetera hates.
and
no one really did, except subhuman trannies from resetera who deserve their skull caved in with a brick
>anyone who isn't a porn addict like me must be a resetera troon xD
Cope however you want, bucko, I'll take solace in the fact that I know what in inside of a vegana feels like.
Dude, he's the only fire blade in the entirety of Agnus, he has red hair and eyes like Pyra and brown hair like Rex.
Makes far more sense than fricking Ghondor.
>Makes far more sense than fricking Ghondor.
The Ghondor thing isn't thing headcanon though, she is from house Vandham which is stated to be descended from Noah and Mio, and Rex and Nia by extension
There is no Pyra son, there is no Mythra son, not in the game at least. As far as I care they are random faceless Agnians that we never see. Maybe they reached homecoming before the game started and were taken out of the cycle. Either way, I don't really care, and the game doesn't either
It's unlikely Z would allow them to die off in something as pointlessly stupid as the homecoming, that's why the rank system purge exists, Z knows that if he lets people like Ethel, who are strong and proficient, make it to the homecoming and disappear forever then soon enough he's just gonna have a world of moronic rugrats, why else would people like Alexandria or Teach have gone through the cycle hundreds of times? It makes sense of idiots like Valdi or Fiona, but not the more capable heroes.
I don't give two shits about Xenoblade and I really don't care for harems but I love how butthurt everyone got over this. >Rex gets shat on for his design >His overall character already triggers self-insertgays because he actually takes the initiative and isn't some weak kid cowering in fear >Said homosexuals wanted Pyra/Mythra for themselves or wanted them to NTR Rex out of spite >None of that happens, Rex gets the catbawd interested in him >Fast forward to today where OP's pic gets revealed
It's almost like the director wanted to piss off everyone for shitting on Rex for so many years. Even Sakurai threw a few jabs at Rex. To all the Rexgays who liked him from the start, enjoy your victory.
>Rex gets an awesome happy end >3's ending retcons it all back to the time when he was alive and had family >3's cast gets absolutely shitcanned and is retconned back into 10 years olds, with an unsatisfying open end about their fates
>be (You) >be typical Ganker / resetera / reddit user >shit on Rex only because his outfit is ridiculous >Rex sleeps with 3 ladies >biggest chad in Xeno universe
He broke the internet. Based Rex.
laughed so hard when I saw this. its so stupid that it wraps around to being kino. having the balls to do what every other harem story teases is amazing. bravo, Monolith. I kneel.
Bet you she got recast and they didn't contact her. Or they simply reused lines from 2 because ultimately she didn't have any new speaking parts as Pyra and Mythra are simply there for combat, while Rex and Nia act as party members.
Waifu gays making tons of NTR about Rex because they're mad their waifu isn't canonically available only to get cucked by Rex's harem.
Best ending based Monolith Soft.
>Rex canonically FRICKS >Noah canonically FRICKS and shoots into a womb that isn't barren lol get fricked Fei
So when is Dunban teaching Shulk what sex is so he can frick Fiora and continue his bloodline?
It's funny that the 3 women are cuck, that they see how their husband sleeps with another woman, and when they kiss they are drinking the other's fluid In my view, those women are pathetic, they have no pride and are afraid of being alone, that's why they let themselves be cuckolded how miserable . I'm sure everyone here would like their girlfriend or wife to have another man who gets fricked every day.
They take turns although sometimes one of the other girls gets frisky and asks to join in (it's the gurl who's turn it is who has to approve)
Pyra is the natural head wife, the other two defer to her
If rex makes her mad all 3 will go on strike
Why? It’s the natural conclusion to their story arc, made trannies, swarthoids, and Ganker seethe like crazy, and is incredibly hilarious since it was developed and published by fricking Nintendo of all things. There’s a little something there to enjoy for everyone who isn’t a homosexual.
Crys(t) imparts the gnosis (offseeing) unto noah to allow him to break free of the demiurge (Z/the unconcious will of humanity for the world to stay still)
Why are the babies all Black?
moron alert
Get fricked, cuck
>t. resetera user
but there's nothing to be mad about. he clearly said he loved all of those guys and then, like any dutiful man of his world, procreated. you should be mad shulk is FRICKING DEAD
>he clearly said he loved all of those guys
I can't get over that. He wasn't kidding. Literal motherfricker was being completely serious.
What a fricking chad
we all should be more like Rex
>shulk is FRICKING DEAD
what?
>shulk is FRICKING DEAD
first Final Fantasy """"remake"""" kills off Cloud, now Xenoblade too??
there is no justice in this world
Eh, he's still net negative on population until he knocks them up again. My least favorite thing with harems in Japanese media is how each harem member tends to get one child who is a carbon copy of her
The based monogay with 8 children by one wife is better than the haremgay who knocks up each wife once
>you should be mad shulk is FRICKING DEAD
So is Rex you fricking moron.
Why would you be mad? Nia, Pyra, and Mythra aren't real girls, they weren't born, and they don't have human rights. Rex literally owns them and can frick them all he wants.
yea bro aura should've been with drexel instead of demi. Idk what gojiyoshi was thinking I fricking hate asiatics.
I'm pretty sure we've had this exact thread with these exact responses a billion times
He fricked everyone in that picture
Yeah I understand. They literally don't explain how blades can get knocked up in detail nor show them having sex and birthing the babies. Not even an episode with the girls pregnant.
these 3 are not regular blades, Pyra and Mythra are the Aegises and Nia is a flesh eater
You guys think to much about this. Remember, the original evolutive "path" of the Blades was to become Titans, which then would had an actual womb. Sure, the process to create new Titans was it's own thing (Blades coming to that womb at the end of their original life cycle to morph into Titans and all that), but Klaus ended and modify that Cycle in the end. We didn't know how much back when XC2 came out, but all the "half Blades" in XC3 seem to imply they just became another race in the genetic pool over all.
Klaus is pretty based because of this to be honest
This, his "last gift" was not only draining the cloud sea, but also enabling interbreeding with blades.
By far the most based god.
Rex is such a fricking chad it's unreal
Biggest chad in jrpgs. Rexchads I fricking kneel.
>the israelites are not happy with portrayal of a man having multiple spouse.The israelites lock you down to 1 partner, forever. Marriage is good, cattle
It was the Christians that forced israelites to have only one wife.
Yes and irl thats best. But THIS is fiction. Which is better then irl. Even as a Christian myself, and I know its sinful, I applaud this absolute amazing display of heterosexuality. Rex is an example for us all that we should be manly even if polygamy is degenerate irl.
That Time when the Writer wanted the Players to know he had a Fetish like most other human beings on the Planet
>having family is fetish now
>being a father is now a fetish for discord trannies
come on now..... is this how far we've fallen to these dark times?
Noah > Rex
Why?
He was clearly asexual in Xenoblade 2 but they had to turn him into a family man.
>He was clearly asexual
>when he got flustered by girls and innuendo several times
You didn't played the game.
Seems pretty based to me. Shame xenoblade 3 has a Black person in it
seethe
Mad at what? Rex being a total chad and impregnating his three wives at the same time?
They retconned his sexuality.
It's an absolutely BAFFLING decision that would have raised some eyebrows even back in the day
Considering it's basically just an Easter egg I found it very amusing but I can see how some people would be upset or disgusted or whatever
Really, the problem isn't the polygamy, it's the master-slave dynamic between Blades and Drivers that makes me so uncomfortable with them having relationships like this
This.
You haven't played Xenoblade 2
>3 Powerful blades enslaving Rex into a breeding stud
I get your point, it's uncomfortable.
Go back.
Yeah, Rex was groomed, in fact, blades grooming their drivers its a common theme in the game.
It happens at least 4 times, 5 if you count one side quest in leftheria.
It happens
>Really, the problem isn't the polygamy, it's the master-slave dynamic between Blades and Drivers that makes me so uncomfortable with them having relationships like this
To be fair, the three women he married are the three blades exempt from these rules. Nia has been autonomous for decades, and Pyra and Mythra are both already proven to act independent of their driver.
If anything, they all groomed him into it, since he was 15 and went along with the whole journey because of Pyra's breasts.
With the real world looking down the barrel of a population crisis, this Chad is the hero we need.
>2023
>Trannies, feminists and WRPG gays still fricking SEETHING over Xenoblade 2
Just shows it did everything right
>Rex and Nia's descendant looks like this
oh no no no catsisters, what happened.....
She looks fine. Stop being racist.
>claims Rex is his favorite gigachad protagonist
>doesn't care that his bloodline got diluted with blacks
>doesn't care that his bloodline got diluted with blacks
Who cares, his mutt descendants were all erased from existence and now his daughter will never be exposed to the subhumans Homs
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>*muffled MIO! MIO! MIO! noises behind the door*
>It's just a ghost boy
Nothing to worry about
Aren't the Vhandam girls just that?
Humanized Urayans?
And aren't the Vhandams descendants of the Fei founder?
Who was suposed to be from Keves but got diluted by the superior Alrest blood.
Filthy Homs dna contaminated the perfect symbiosis of Humans and Blades
Homs are consistently whiter than Alrest humans, the darkest we had in Xenoblade 1 was tan people like Reyn and Sharla, Alrest meanwhile had an actual race of Black folk (Leftherians).
>Nia gushing over Ghondor because she’s basically inherited all the sassy and tomboy genes from the bloodline
her hair is basically identical to blade Nia, it's just not immediately noticeable because no cat ears
Limited gene pools, the city is a festering pile of inbreeding.
Xenoblade's inbred race obsessed genetic dead-ends all got killed off in Xenoblade 1 by being transformed into telethia, so I don't know why Noah and Mio's blood line would care about race all that much.
The only reason High Entias cared about race was because they needed to weed out the Telethia gene so they could not be transformed, they didn't give a shit about skin color, legit racists like Yumea were a dismal minority, as shown when that random girl from a quest became racist against her half-breed friend and everyone around them was appalled.
There's no evidence those are Rex's children btw. He could have been cucked for all we know.
>make unbearable white bread protagonist whose flaws a fanfic-tier Mary Sue nonsense about being too much of a goody-goody optimist without actually addressing them
>give him attractive, basket case girls who orbit around him because they've seen a person be nice before
>rake in profit as otaku incels rush to the defense of your garbage character writing and call it nuanced and deep as they blow their 5th load of the day onto the expensive scale figs they bought of said basket cases
Ganker obliterated in a single post
Play the game
>He doesn't play video games
Just like a shill. Got back to moronera.
I actually watched that bullshit and its basically an anime about a poor guy who is gaslit and beaten by perverted women who are in a cabal esqe agreement to keep him to themselves while he is just a normal guy who likes older girls and is trying to handle his sister complex. It isn't even a kinky form of dominance. Its abusive and weird. This shit got 3 seasons because Doujin artists got a frickton of material to work with. I fully admit those girls LOOK boner inducing but the b***hiness makes me limper then silly puddy. Also the villainous bunny girl gets away with funding terrorism scot free and plot armor villains SUCK.
Wow it's like every anime in existence
There's nothing wrong with liking trash, as long as you're fine with admitting it's trash. Xeno fans (Blade 2 in particular) just have a problem with that second part.
sounds like the hit Ganker loves
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>getting this salty over a good lad from south London
Stay mad
You mean SAO? Because for all of Xenoblade 2's flaws at least Rex acted like a person.
t.secondary
>Rex
>Mary sue
Frick off, Black person. You are just a shitposter.
This post is telling the truth because of the all seething replies
XB2 was shit and only good part was the beanstalk
>He is right because everyone disagrees with him
That's one way to look at it, if you have a sub 70 IQ maybe.
>give him attractive, basket case girls who orbit around him because they've seen a person be nice before
It happens more than you think.
>t. not a salvager
I love that the one meme art of him having a growth spurt like Pyra/Mythra predicted became real.
Rev up that NTR boys! I’ll take some with an extra side of fat ugly bastard.
I kneel
Why did people get angry anyway lol.
>having sex with women
>having sex with attractive women
>having sex with MULTIPLE attractive women
>impregnating multiple attractive women
>living in a loving family unit with your multiple attractive wives and the children you have with them
He's everything resetera hates.
He also made the NTR cucks mad
no one really did, except subhuman trannies from resetera who deserve their skull caved in with a brick
Haremshit is cringe to anyone who isn't a masturbation-addicted incel.
see
and
, and then go back
>anyone who isn't a porn addict like me must be a resetera troon xD
Cope however you want, bucko, I'll take solace in the fact that I know what in inside of a vegana feels like.
agreed, which is why I don't go to Ganker anymore
why are swarthoids so unfaithful and love cheating so much
Didn't end with NTR like people hoped
cute
You just know that Mythra's daughter would grow up to be a daddy's girl
cat sexoooooo
Pyra's kid is Cammuravi, not a random girl.
>Pyra's kid is [headcanon]
Cope
Dude, he's the only fire blade in the entirety of Agnus, he has red hair and eyes like Pyra and brown hair like Rex.
Makes far more sense than fricking Ghondor.
>Makes far more sense than fricking Ghondor.
The Ghondor thing isn't thing headcanon though, she is from house Vandham which is stated to be descended from Noah and Mio, and Rex and Nia by extension
There is no Pyra son, there is no Mythra son, not in the game at least. As far as I care they are random faceless Agnians that we never see. Maybe they reached homecoming before the game started and were taken out of the cycle. Either way, I don't really care, and the game doesn't either
It's unlikely Z would allow them to die off in something as pointlessly stupid as the homecoming, that's why the rank system purge exists, Z knows that if he lets people like Ethel, who are strong and proficient, make it to the homecoming and disappear forever then soon enough he's just gonna have a world of moronic rugrats, why else would people like Alexandria or Teach have gone through the cycle hundreds of times? It makes sense of idiots like Valdi or Fiona, but not the more capable heroes.
You can literally see the baby's hair and it's not on fire you dolt.
The baby's hair is not even the same shade of red as Cammuravi.
Yeah....no. not buying for even just a second that Pyra would stop at just one child.
Pretty sure their message was abundantly clear.
MARRY AND REPRODUCE.
they're nia's kids
>thread has nothing to do with trans people
>bring them up anyway
when will Ganker stop being so obsessed with trans folk?
when they finally get to be the cute anime girl, so never.
In 10 years when all of them reach the 30 mark
After coming out they will inevitably reach their homecoming
Im still happy
I don't give two shits about Xenoblade and I really don't care for harems but I love how butthurt everyone got over this.
>Rex gets shat on for his design
>His overall character already triggers self-insertgays because he actually takes the initiative and isn't some weak kid cowering in fear
>Said homosexuals wanted Pyra/Mythra for themselves or wanted them to NTR Rex out of spite
>None of that happens, Rex gets the catbawd interested in him
>Fast forward to today where OP's pic gets revealed
It's almost like the director wanted to piss off everyone for shitting on Rex for so many years. Even Sakurai threw a few jabs at Rex. To all the Rexgays who liked him from the start, enjoy your victory.
To be fair im still pissed at him for netorasing Meila all for nothing.
Who gives a shit
Zeke and Pandoria had the better relationship
>tfw we meme'd Rex's haren into reality
>Rex gets an awesome happy end
>3's ending retcons it all back to the time when he was alive and had family
>3's cast gets absolutely shitcanned and is retconned back into 10 years olds, with an unsatisfying open end about their fates
Is he actually married to all three of them?
They are all married to each other, yes
Bigamy is disgusting and wrong
Mad 'cus you can't even get one
>be (You)
>be typical Ganker / resetera / reddit user
>shit on Rex only because his outfit is ridiculous
>Rex sleeps with 3 ladies
>biggest chad in Xeno universe
He broke the internet. Based Rex.
But what's he allowed to marry all of them and is he being an actual father to all of them?
Me too.
We didn't see the full blown threesome between them.
Foursome, anon.
laughed so hard when I saw this. its so stupid that it wraps around to being kino. having the balls to do what every other harem story teases is amazing. bravo, Monolith. I kneel.
>Rex prefers girls with ponytails
>One of his daughters ends up getting with a guy with a ponytail
kek
Abe-sama's final gift
I really hope we get to see adult Rex in 3's DLC
What did Mio do to deserve such cringe parents?
Pyra's VA said last year that she hasn't been contacted about the DLC, so it's unlikely
Bet you she got recast and they didn't contact her. Or they simply reused lines from 2 because ultimately she didn't have any new speaking parts as Pyra and Mythra are simply there for combat, while Rex and Nia act as party members.
Why? Because your shitty NTR fanfiction turned out to be wrong?
Says a lot about a guys mental state to bring up ntr for no reason
I’m glad that Rex converted to Islam. Hes smarter than 95% of harem leads
Waifu gays making tons of NTR about Rex because they're mad their waifu isn't canonically available only to get cucked by Rex's harem.
Best ending based Monolith Soft.
Cammuravi, Mio and? Is there even a blond Agnian?
My money is on Alexandra and Dirk being Pyra and Mythra's kids.
>Cammuravi
cool headcanon bro
>Is there even a blond Agnian?
My personal guess is Isurd, who’s in some weird middle ground between brown and blond.
Isurd has blue eyes while Rex and Mythra both have gold eyes, so no.
>Rex canonically FRICKS
>Noah canonically FRICKS and shoots into a womb that isn't barren lol get fricked Fei
So when is Dunban teaching Shulk what sex is so he can frick Fiora and continue his bloodline?
>So when is Dunban teaching Shulk what sex is so he can frick Fiora and continue his bloodline?
Did you not notice Crys?
i get the two bawd swords, but why did the cat girl ????
It's funny that the 3 women are cuck, that they see how their husband sleeps with another woman, and when they kiss they are drinking the other's fluid In my view, those women are pathetic, they have no pride and are afraid of being alone, that's why they let themselves be cuckolded how miserable . I'm sure everyone here would like their girlfriend or wife to have another man who gets fricked every day.
But do they take turns or is it all at once?
they tookturns but the other 2 did the same thing they do in combat where there's a beam that connects to the driver, I forgot its name if it has one
They take turns although sometimes one of the other girls gets frisky and asks to join in (it's the gurl who's turn it is who has to approve)
Pyra is the natural head wife, the other two defer to her
If rex makes her mad all 3 will go on strike
Why? It’s the natural conclusion to their story arc, made trannies, swarthoids, and Ganker seethe like crazy, and is incredibly hilarious since it was developed and published by fricking Nintendo of all things. There’s a little something there to enjoy for everyone who isn’t a homosexual.
Why do some people get everything while I get nothing?
Yeah a big white cisgendered able-bodied family is of course the antithesis of everything resetgender, vidya journalists and the ESG stand for.
So when Takeshi turned the designs around again in XC3 the various freaks thought they had "won" only to get kicked in the nonballs again at the end.
>white
kek
>Poppy not in her final form
For what purpose?
she can change forms whenever she wants
Crys(t) imparts the gnosis (offseeing) unto noah to allow him to break free of the demiurge (Z/the unconcious will of humanity for the world to stay still)