imagine actually thinking the returns era donkey kong games are at all comparable to the original trilogy

imagine actually thinking the returns era donkey kong games are at all comparable to the original trilogy

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed DK Return games. Pretty good.
    >controls are tight
    >good ost
    >decent levels
    >fun with friends
    whats the issue?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I get his point, the new games ditched the more realistic artstyle for a more cartoony one.
      I don't like Nintendo's shift to 2.5D games over pixels but cartoonish models withstanding at least DKC Returns and TF did it the best of any of the new 2D Nintendo games.
      I also miss the other animal buddies.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DKTF > Returns > Jungle Beat > DKC3 > DKC2 > DKC1
    Cope

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      miyamoto is definitely gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gays are more creative, intelligent and attractive than heterosexuals on average

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well you have to really think out of the box to figure out how to snatch and frick kids without going to jail for life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dickyposter spotted

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And also more likely to get some horrible disease from fricking butts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a lesbian.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              YWNBAW

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DK Returns games are amazing. Great level design, control and feel great, etc. But even though the art and music is good in them, it doesn't compare to the mood of the original DKC games. They definitely had more soul in that department. Better atmosphere, more humor in the animations and enemies, more interesting environments and characters, etc.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >funky kong was more funky in the past games and less funky in the new ones making it with less funky soul
      funky bros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funkyless kong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Rareware closeted homosexual
      >The chad Funky Mode from Mario Kart Wii

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      feet are hotter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        False, women aren't real. You have outed yourself as a liar, proving nothing you say holds water

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thing that doesn't exist as a game, has never existed as a game, and is completely unattainable with the technology we have now
    vs
    >game

    can you morons stop with this shit? just live with the fact you never had dk country when you were younger and stop idealizing literal fantasies

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not. I never thought otherwise.

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