Imagine being useless in EVERY single game in the past 20 years, even your own spinoff.

Imagine being useless in EVERY single game in the past 20 years, even your own spinoff. That's some supervillain backstory shit

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But she'll be a main character in KH4 just you wait this time for SURE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet her abnormally large, slimy penis really smells

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes you shouldn't bump a thread if your post is that autistic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean feet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Strelitzia is going to be the new Heroine in 4.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldve been removed

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly gets a key in 2
    >doesn't nothing with it for 5 games
    >wait 13 years for 3
    >everyone hates it
    I miss when backwards lyric analysis revealed that Sora was Ansem and the games were fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She gets to fight Xehanort in Remind for 3. That's something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the dlc everyone loves is not "3". you had to pay extra for that.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha imagine how fun would it be to pull her zipper down and watch Kairi being all embarrassed as her dress falls

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just get rid of her I am tired of her fans wanting her to get a new story every goddam time.

    Unless she gets trauma or some suffering she will never develop at this point.
    characters to have a drastic development need some trauma or suffering it's necessary.
    But it's kingdom hearts and its kairi so it will never happen without ruining the old games in a way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait isn't this the perfect opportunity for kairi to be traumatized since sora like double died?
      but Melody of Memory already happened so I guess chance wasted.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were never meant to be together, the whole series is the trauma. sora means sky, kairi means sea, riku means earth. thats why the weird love triangle.
    sea and sky don't end up together.

    its not even the first time nomura used elements as names (Earisu, earth-rith. aeri(s)th.)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts treat every woman as useless and sidelines them. Even Aqua in BBS was pretty much sidelined.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xion did something by fridging herself. but when she came back she was useless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes the main character the final chapter is hers and she got her own game between bbs and 3 what are you talking about???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon her whole story is that she was a side character in Terra and Ventus' story with Xehanort.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only possible useful female chaacter in KH is the player from union cross and they still die and become xehanort.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The most useful female in KH

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Namine feet chads, how we feelin?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >read that in his voice

            please end me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Namine feet chads, how we feelin?

              The 'percentage masturbation' joke in that video killed me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                vid?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=5470
                1:31:10 It's funny to me, at least.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks bro, gotta watch more PCP in the future

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        you just become his blue hood caretaker, probably the protagonist of the new mobile gacha they're doing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is what I get for skipping re:mind, melody of memory, and dark road huh.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >skipping any KH game
            Haha cmon Anon, you know by now that's a death wish for knowing what the fuck is going on in the overall story

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well technically its more like I stopped at 3 sucking ass, because I haven't gone back to the series for a new entry after 3.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know
              you just become his blue hood caretaker, probably the protagonist of the new mobile gacha they're doing.

              y'know I was almost interested in 4, because I thought union cross was good. but that shit is fucking stupid.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, she's not completely useless, in fact I still jerk off to her KH2 panties to this day

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the DLC gave her something at least

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate how this dude just barely reacts to his love interest being wiped from existence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking hate how the guy who ices her gets away with everything and you're expected to find it heartwarming while Sora is fucked over.
        I hated KH3's ending oh so fucking much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was even worse for me, was not only was the game a major disappointment, but I also just got over bronchitis and had my wisdom teeth removed just before release, so I already felt like shit and the game did the opposite of help me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >get's freepass to heaven with eraqus welcoming him with open arms after almost resetting the universe
          >sora has to bend the universe's rules over his knee just so kairi can continue to do nothing useful, also sora get's ejected from his dimension
          sora just can't catch a break in this series

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Xehanort "I was actually a good guy all along."

          The worst plot twist of the century purely because of how long it took to reach that twist in the series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God now I remember what that shot of Sora reminds me of. It's like the Dark Alliance reveal trailer where the camera is locked to their upper body. Not nearly as bad, but I feel like it could have been improved.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder KH should never have been an ensemble series. Sora, Riku, Kairi, and to an extent the Mickeyverse characters should've stayed the only main cast and everyone else should've continued to fuck off and stay dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God another "THE SERIES SHOULD'VE STAYED DISNEY" gay
      KH1 was 21 years ago get over it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I wanted more comfy fairy tale-ish adventures instead of schizophrenic psuedo battle-shounen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Generally I agree with this sentiment (although the schizophrenic battle-shounen in KH2 and only KH2 was pure kino), but there's a pretty big problem in that Disney's recent output really isn't suited to a JRPG the way that its older stuff was. And Kingdom Hearts has pretty much completely tapped those properties.

          Part of why I see the first three games as a "lightning in a bottle" situation is because they came out when the Renaissance movies were still fresh in everyone's minds *and* when the older Disney Princess stuff was seeing renewed interest. You had tons of movies that could very believably be adapted into levels in an action RPG, with villains that, in concept, aren't even all that out-of-place in that context. You had dark witches, the god of the Underworld, a ghost pirate, the boogeyman, etc. Their recent fare isn't totally devoid of that sort of thing, but I think KH3 showed that it doesn't fit quite as well overall.

          Alright bros who is it?
          Who's your favorite girl in Kingdom Hearts? Can be anybody, even Disney or FF girls in KH.

          As long as it's Larxene, the answer is correct

          I wasn't into Larxene at all until I heard her cute, psychotic giggle out loud. Now I'd probably agree that she's the best.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Kairi is like "I WANT TO TRAIN UNDER MASTER AQUA!" like that shit is going anywhere. You fooled us once with Kairi in 3D, but not again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if anything this is another chance for Aqua to take the spotlight again.
      But that's great I love Aqua

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I play kingdom hearts for the filler segments
    fake news, you ain't real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad shit like Woody calling Young Xehanort a lonley piece of shit, Mike and Sulley yeeting Vanitas into severa closests, and Jack knocking Luxord of a ship with his bad breath is waaaay more entertaining then characters who are supposed to be dead coming back or Xehanort getting away scott-free all of a sudden.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's even the point of Kingdom Hearts if it's not disney animated characters fighting Final Fantasy villains?
        shit would be like Touhou without the cute girls

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, the Disney shit is and always has been the worst part of KH. The main story wouldn't be so shit if 80% of the game didn't have to be levels where zero plot development happens. The best part was the FF cameos.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the first game is the best because the disney villains are the plot, but the disney villains remain static over the rest of the series because they can't hage the same kind of asspulls as xehanort, and don't even regroup.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >because they can't hage the same kind of asspulls as xehanort
              Maleficent and Oogie do just that though, even Ursula comes back somehow in 2 as if her death in 1 never happened.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but maleficent time traveling is still not the same as xehanort being a reincarnated keyblade wielder from the 2nd keyblade war who set up the events of every game in the series and instigated a tangled time loop to motivate himself to become evil so that he could be the darkness from the book of prophecies and etc etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but maleficent time traveling
                I'm talking about before the khux retcon where the faeries remembering her cause her to come back to life like Freddy Kreuger. Also she totally could do all of that if she felt like it, or just add FF villains into the mix like Sephiroth.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xehanort's smartest move wasn't stealing Terra's body (a body which made him so powerful that he could solo the entire Light side by himself) but by gaslighting Eraqus into thinking Aqua was viable as a Master
    Truly the plan which paid dividends by the end of the series.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to unzip her dress and see what's inside

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have to be an emotionally stunted man child to be even remotely interested in Kingdom Hearts story.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura hates womin.
    Either that or he's good at theorycrafting but bad at execution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kingdom hearts is the same kind of autism as naruto.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright bros who is it?
    Who's your favorite girl in Kingdom Hearts? Can be anybody, even Disney or FF girls in KH.

    As long as it's Larxene, the answer is correct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      belle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It hurts me that just 1 of those are in a right spot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naming or Kairi, whoever's shoe size is bigger.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're literal clones with different hair. Also when you think about it, both Sora and Riku ended up with Kairi in a way, just the other one happens to be Sora and Kairi's daughter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There could be more differences, pretty sure Namine is a little taller and thinner.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            namine is made from sora's body so.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xion, she cute. Also she goes nude beneath her robe and that's lewd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stand with you, Larxbro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aerial (the mute version, with the legs)

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOH OOH OOH
    OOH
    NOT CLAYTON

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is yuffie sora's age here or older? shes like 14 in 7 right?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kairi

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine liking kingdom hearts

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does kingdom hearts have almost no good porn? even the yaoi (which most of the porn is) is dogshit
    you'd think a franchise this popular would have more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porn artists are basically lemmings. They gravitate to whatever’s going to give them the most likes and followers, which is just copying the other popular porn artists.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick your dick in the crazy

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if vexen wasn't such a retard would the org's plan at castle oblivion have worked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not. Xehanort would've had a back up plan to take care of them

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, KH2 Kairi is pure sexo

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