Imagine making starters so poorly designed that they end up being less popular than a Deviantart tier eeveelution.

Imagine making starters so poorly designed that they end up being less popular than a Deviantart tier eeveelution.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure the most unpopular starters are the gen V ones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Johtoddlers and Unovaborts try to compete to see who's the most oppressed? Calm down, you're both equally shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Serperior hard carries its trio. Not a single Johto starter is good.

        cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still the best objectmon. How does he do it bros?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          arrest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine making solid designs like these and giving them no attention for almost 20 years,

        75

        Hoenn starters mog Johto's any day of the week. Typhlosion is especially so bland it had to be fixed with a superior regional form.

        you really don't understand the purpose or regionals do you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >solid
          They're bland and uninspired. It's no wonder they've been shafted in favor of better starters for decades.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They've been given the same starter treatment as any other starter that isn't a Kanto starter and Greninja

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah its gen 7 that is shit gen 2 and 5 are the best gens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only Incineroar is bad, and it would still look like shit if it was quadruped.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah im talking about gen 7 in general

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Incineroar is the only bad thing about Gen 7.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah the gen itself is bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dumb gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy BTFO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WE DID IT DISCORD chudS WE GOT THE REPLIES THAT OUR PARENTS NEVER GAVE US, WE ARE FINALLY WORTH SOMETHING, HAHAHA BASED BR'S ALL OF US

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gen 9 shitter saying this
        Lmao, it’s like shills are afraid of these two gens in particular

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tinkashitter complaining about others being shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serperior hard carries its trio. Not a single Johto starter is good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah they're all pretty cool you're just a gay

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the only other Gen with 3/3 perfect starters apart from Gen 1
    >poorly designed
    OP is a gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoenn starters mog Johto's any day of the week. Typhlosion is especially so bland it had to be fixed with a superior regional form.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, there it is. A Hoennfag behind every post, indeed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't deny they have more thought and care put into their designs though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can and am. Starter-wise:

            1 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 7 > 6 > 9 > 8

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit taste.

              3 > 7 > 8 > 9 > 6 > 4 > 1 > 2 > 5

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >7, 8 and 9 that high
                I think I speak on behalf of this entire board when I say: Opinion discarded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this. holy crap that's the worst starter ranking I've ever seen. I'll give that anon the benefit of the doubt and assume it's just bait

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >8 that high
                I mean, good on you for having the audacity to like that starter group. But I just can't see a feasible conclusion where starters like Rillaboom and Intelleon are better than the majority of other starters. Cinderace can't hard carry them both.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of the Galar starters have a lot of thought put into their designs and are cool in their own, unique way.
                >Rillaboom is a drumming gorilla that can basically turn into King Kong
                >Cinderace is an energetic rabbit that can kick giant balls of fire
                >Inteleon is a sleek and suave lizard that can make even professional spies blush

                The Johto starters are just bland creatures with nothing interesting going on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                zoom zoom
                you need a rope to end yourself. this post reeks of 18 or less year old.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again,
                >no argument
                Not a zoomer btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was not the one arguing with you, have a nice day
                >UHM SWEATY NOT AN ARGUMENT
                being a loser is enough of an argument so you kill yourelf
                and since you care, typhlosion is a volcano, feraligatr is a crocodile that is vicious and bites everything, and meganium is a healing dinosaur. Just because you are stupid and likely trolling, doesn't make their themes not existent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You have to give my mons human jobs in order for me to consider them interesting.
                Idk bro, maybe just let creatures be creatures.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe just let creatures be creatures.
                Not if it means we get stinkers like the Johto starters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't like Gatr and Typhlosion then that's a you problem.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meganium is the only one I kind of like and not even Johto fans like it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats because you're a gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 2's my favorite and I like meganium.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pokemon with themes are kino, you need to let go of your childhood.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about childhood and Torterra is a themed Pokemon and they didn't make it a human

                >maybe just let creatures be creatures.
                Not if it means we get stinkers like the Johto starters

                Your favorite starter is also shit, so I'm not sure what you're trying to say

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Previous starters had themes as well, just more subtle ones.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Meganium is a gentle long-necked dinosaur with calming powers and the ability to revive plants. Its grass powers fit well with being a herbivorous dinosaur and as a refence to the role dinosaurs may have played in the spread of flowering plants. Its design expertly incorporates the titan arum.
                >Typhlosion is a ferocious mustelid with explosive powers and can reduce anything into cinders. Its fire element fits thematically with the fiery temperament of many mustelids (particularly wolverines and honey badgers). Its also an unique take on the the legendary hinezumi from Japan's folklore. Its fire collar is a unique fantasy twist on the raised hackles mammals get when excited or angered. Its body also resemblance an erupting volcano in battle.
                >Feraligatr is a hulking savage crocodilian who despite having elemental powers rarely even uses them because it can just tear anything apart with sheer force. The way it raises out of the water is reminiscent the way Kaiju are portrayed as coming out from the ocean before their destructive rampage

                The Galar starters are just real life human professions wearing animal suits

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No human could have Inteleon's proportions and survive. That's what makes Inteleon not human.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just described all three of them at face value, how do they “have a lot of thought put into them”

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have never seen a worse take..... No wonder the world has gone to shit when scum like you are allowed to breathe..... Just do everyone you've ever met a favor, and have a nice day, now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of them will be incomplete designs for the rest of time since their gigantamaxes aren’t returning

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking cinderace is the good one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All of the Galar starters have a lot of thought put into their designs and are cool in their own, unique way.
              >Rillaboom is a drumming gorilla that can basically turn into King Kong
              >Cinderace is an energetic rabbit that can kick giant balls of fire
              >Inteleon is a sleek and suave lizard that can make even professional spies blush

              The Johto starters are just bland creatures with nothing interesting going on.

              >a lot of thought put into their designs and are cool in their own, unique way.
              >Rillaboom is a drumming gorilla that can basically turn into King Kong
              Yes, because a drumming Gorilla is soooo original.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's a certain truth behind this post, the late-millennia/early-zoomer type who encompasses the largest portion of the internet population proabably played some Gen 3 game first

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          schizoid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the poor hoennbaby crying yet again
            you will never make hoenn the best pokemon game, delusional shit eater

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            psychoid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It genuinely baffles me people don't like the chikorita line, all 3 designs are great including meganium - especially when depicted as almost ferociously happy shown here

      What's not to like about a literal dinosaur with plant characteristics?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They probably just got filtered by the otherwise 'hard mode' that comes with picking the mon and still have PTSD
        It's hard realizing you're bad at pokemon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If so, Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Charmander isn't even hardmode, not even in Gen 1. By the time you'll face Brock it should have learned Ember, and even though it's not very effective against his Pokemon, they have shit Special stats and will get fucked up by it. Bulbasaur is actually harder since it probably won't learn Vine Whip by then normally and you'll be stuck with Tackle. By the time you get to the second gym you'll have had plenty of time to catch Pokemon to deal with Misty.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's wrong. You can totally beat Brock with the lowest level possible by abusing leech seed and growl.

              Kinda lazy to record one, so just watch this and listen to his comment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                always knew bulbasaurfags were easymode bitches

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon
            >Charizard was hard mode
            You literally just proved my point, filtered anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank anon. You help me understand how people deal with embarrassment just by changing the subject. (or should we call it COPE?)

              >What's not to like about a literal dinosaur with plant characteristics?
              >They probably just got filtered by the otherwise 'hard mode' that comes with picking the mon and still have PTSD
              90% of people consider CHARIZARD to be hard mode and no one has PTSD.

              >Charizard was hard mode
              I missed the part where that's my problem.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cope
                Cope is thinking Charizard was hard mode against a Rock type gym leader with no rock moves (RBY) or a rock type gym leader you literally had SE damage into (FRLG).
                Embarrassing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>What's not to like about a literal dinosaur with plant characteristics?
                >They probably just got filtered by the otherwise 'hard mode' that comes with picking the mon and still have PTSD
                ?
                > If so, Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon
                >90% of people consider CHARIZARD to be hard mode and no one has PTSD.

                Still waiting for your answer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When people want the games to have some semblance of difficulty then bitch about how certain Pokémon are useless.

          bros don't know what they want.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the hate is due to it being the least optimal starter for the Johto games, and that fact being exaggerated to the point were people who haven't played think its completely unusable.
        However even then would still be the least popular of the trio due to the venusuar problem of Grass being the least "Cool" of the starting types, compounded by the fact that Chikorita stays a happy cute thing instead of becoming intimating or ferocious like the other two.

        If so, Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon

        it's ok when CHARIZARD does it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Chikorita line was for the longest time considered the worst starter line ever, and depending on who you ask still is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Develop some taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grow some hair on your nuts before posting here, zoomer.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine making shillmons that are less popular than another shillmon

    sorry unovacoper, this thread doesn't work quite as well as the other one.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT:discord chuds have a play day yet again because dumb retards will reply to them at every given opportunity
    inb4 UM SWEATY BOOMER YOU NEED YOUR MEDS BECAUSE IF I DON'T CLAIM YOU ARE SCHIZO AND US DISCORD chudS AREN'T REAL, THEY WILL SPOT US YET AGAIN

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    johto starters are so fucking bad it's insane

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 2 in general is poorly designed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah you are the only thing poorly designed gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. balding boomer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. gay zoomer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. diaper wearing and shit eating zoomer

            being an angry old gay is nothing to be proud of you pathetic dinosaurs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok
              I bet you are proud of eating poop from your diapers and corporation goyslop, however. that is very based and zoomerpilled, huh.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stop talking about your scat fetish and get some sleep, gramps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop using diapers and maybe the i'll take you seriously, shit eating child
                >UH BOOMER SV ARE GOOD, OK? I EAT THE GOYSLOP AND SAY OK BOOMER WHEN YOU POINT OUT HOW MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITE GAMES SUCK DICK, OK? GO TO BED BOOMER

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop raging in all caps and take your crusty old ass to bed, you're cranky.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can't hear you over consuming feces

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then stop eating it and pay attention fag

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All the idiotic zoom can say is "no u"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all the balding boomer can do is make multiple bizarre posts with a focus on eating feces and wearing diapers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aka describing perfectly your habits. stupid kid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pretty obvious it's just projection on your part you bitter old fuck

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WAHHH NO U
                >STOP BEING ACCURATE BOOMER
                You can't even clean your ass properly, that's all the insult I have to say to kill your miserable hopes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't been accurate a single time in this thread, going back to when you denied that Gen 2 was poorly designed. It was in fact so bad that it killed pokemania.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the discord chud pretends I didn't knew he was baiting the whole thread
                HAHAHA

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >discord discord discord
                take your meds

                nah it made it more popular then ever its the best gen in the series you cocksucking zoomer

                Literally killed pokemania, you can't gaslight about sales figures. Pokemania was over by the time Crystal came out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take my dick in your ass, stupid sub human shitposting 15 year old

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are now on a list for making that post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut the fuck up 32

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it just me, or is everyone who accuses random people of being underage just because they enjoy or use some of the things/items/phrases/memes they use, or because they enjoy newer things.

                It feels like you're a mix between a pedophile and the miserable "the new generation sucks" pieces of shit. GO OUTSIDE! BE IN TOUCH WITH THE REAL WORLD! Oh wait! You can't! You're probably wearing an ankle monitor and rightfully so.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stupid child still pretends the life is good and world doesn't suck
                Let me guess, you aren't even 18.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YES THE WORLD SUCKS! NO FUCKING SHIT! But the world isn't all darkness and death either. There is a balance of both in life, but you gotta take the good and the bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up underage.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro shut your EDP ass up! I know you're searching for minors with that kinda comment.
                >Verification not required

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stupid 12 year old pretends he is hot enough to be fucked
                you will die alone and unloved, have a nice day.
                I am mexican and here everybody that is undesirable gets told to suck dick and get fucked in the ass. Of course I would tell stupid children double senses, without actually being a pedo. have a nice day.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Seething Hispanic on Ganker
                Everyone point and laugh. You're the same Hispanic who shit talks from the porch aren't you?. The only power you have is a power tool, cry harder Carlos.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone point and laugh
                absolutely nobody has laughed at me. Sure there have been racist remarks, but every poster in here knows discord chuds like you are all BR's. You are even lower than any other ESL. Nobody is going to laugh at me, they will laugh at you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I had a dime for everytime a shit talking Hispanic's sister ended up loving me I would be jeff fucking bezos. You're mad that you're a fat Hispanic, and your women are taking the girth of my BWC with maximum efficiency. Get your filthy brown ass to bed. I am done with this thread.
                >Verification not required

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure braizilian discord chud. hahaha
                >I hate Hispanics but i would fuck them with my bwc, lol
                you aren't white, less american you are just a dumb brazilian. go back.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut the fuck up cringelord

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut the fuck up 32

                rude

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah they didn't they made it more popular then ever you cocksucking zoomer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sales prove otherwise fag
                keep coping you miserable old coot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one coping you cocksucking zoomer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sales prove otherwise fag
                keep coping you miserable old coot

                stop arresting you clods.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking about meds
                ngmi

                >this entire thread
                why are johtoddlers like this
                go outside

                there's a chinesse flu you know

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now try that in English, Paco.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now try that in Hebrew, Tyrone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah it made it more popular then ever its the best gen in the series you cocksucking zoomer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah it is its way better then being a cocksucking zoomer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. diaper wearing and shit eating zoomer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We can all agree Meganium is a mistake, but leave Typhlosion (The funni based volcano badger), and my bro Gatr (The water sweeping black air force.) alone!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meganium looks better than the others and you know it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A goofy ahh veggie flower dino which was nothing but a punching bag, and a dick suck for snap shills.
        >Meanwhile Typhlosion is dripped out with a vengeance and a new form
        >Gatr was a menacing water type ass raper, and was not only viable but a fucking bad ass, that BTFOd gay Incinawhore shills.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not in this conversation but I saw this reply and need you to know I can tell you're underaged from it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I probably shouldn't have used zoom zoom terminology. But I like the new generation's slang. Thanks for calling me underaged anon, even though I am not I thank you for making me feel young :3

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Totodile is my #1 favorite Pokémon but rest are really bland and forgettable, all evolutions included.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All top tier monster mons, nu-jobmons are an embarrassment

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah thats you and your family

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats because you're a gay

      nah you are the only thing poorly designed gay

      >no u
      spergs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Typhlosion and the rest of his line is extremely popular, at least popular enough that he got a runback in Legends Arceus and a regional variant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that has anything to do with it, Samurott is generally unpopular and it got a variant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are right about Typhlosion's and its family's popularity, but it getting regional had more to do with it being the fire starter Game Freak thought was most thematically appropriate for Legends.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starters so poorly designed that they end up being less popular than a Deviantart tier eeveelution.

    https://www.pokemonkorea.co.kr/pokemon_25th/menu118?number=2406&mode=view

    lolololololol

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about unova

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The starters in the beta version were even worse

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this thread is just genwar bait, but I think it's a shame Johto and Unova have such underwhelming starters. I like both regions, but the starter lineups are just... they don't wow you like Kanto, Hoenn, or Sinnoh's. Feraligatr is fucking sweet though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool bait disguised as a real opinion

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take Gen 2 blandness over the fursuit jobmon parade we've gotten since Gen 6.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he puts the fursuit jobmon cutoff at gen 6
      It's always funny to watch borts try to put the DS games on a pedestal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok discord

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buzzword
        Opinion discarded. If we had to pinpoint the start of this disease, we'd have to look back at Blaziken.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread
    why are johtoddlers like this
    go outside

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That only happened to Meganium because of how useless it was. God, you're pathetic...

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single person that dislike the Johto starters is a zoomer because there is nothing wrong with them, never seen anyone shit on them outside of this place filled with sinnoh zoomers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're bland as fuck. I grew up with Pokemania.
      t. born in 1990

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate charizard and the mentally ill, screeching degenerates worshipping it, everyone else is cool in my book even the two or three people in the world that genuinely like Meganium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love meganium.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Sage and reported

    Here’s your (you)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone get this hothead redditor outta here
      Here's your downvote.

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