Imagine not staying a virgin and having a romance in Mass Effect!

Why couldn't you just be a gigachad and remain a virgin anon?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you afraid of women?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Obvious newbie.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrex.
    >Shepar-ACK!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The romance is one of the only role playing aspects in ME, if you’re not engaging in it then wtf is the point?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 more weeks.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i could go back in time and remain a virgin forever. Now i miss a woman's touch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd still miss it as a virgin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you're addicted to porn.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    batarians

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I wanted Garus's adorable clacking kitty mandables to purr and coo as I passionately make out with his bulging wiener through his briefs? Get fricking real, man.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No romance
    Letting Queen die
    Letting Wrex die
    Saving Ashley (then killing her in 3)
    No loyalty missions
    Shooting Mordin
    Destroy ending

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      let council die
      then kill udina
      no upgrading ship

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YASSS QUEEN SLAY

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But I did. In the first game, because I was saving myself to Tali.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RPG romances make me cringe and I usually avoid them unless considerable content is locked behind them.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to do a no girls run in ME2 and it just resulted defaulting to a forced sex scene with Jack and shit was awkward and uncomfortable as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes you're apparently never supposed to chat with jack

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