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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    custom designed non-threatening waifu for fat NEETs with low self-esteem just like tali

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop racemixing and start dating old single mothers you incels

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anomen>Viconia>Jaheira>Aerie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imoen > all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's disgusting anon. she is a bhaalspawn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As am I, so it's okay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's disgusting anon. she is a bhaalspawn

        Remember that she is canonically 5'0" and 92 lbs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're insane or baiting so hard it's not even funny. That whiney b***h-ass is a disgrace and your only option in the base game. Whenever I play a female PC I go for

      Imoen > all

      which is miles above any base-game romance anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        naw, I like Anomen. he really becomes a good character if you romance/knight him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, he becomes a good character all right. Lawful good at that. Like the insufferable butthole he is. That whole flowery m'lady wooing crap he gives your PC made me hurl as a teenager when I first played the game on release. My opinion certainly hasn't improved since.

          And that fake dilemma at the heart of his quest never sat right with me basically whatever your recommendation about his dead sister is, it's going to be wrong to force a crisis on him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I must have opened some deep wound there sorry buddy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah... you're not wrong. My BG1 char was a female cleric. Anomen was the perfect storm for me. Only romance option (the 3:1 ratio is baffling me to this day). Basically dead weight as he's doubling my PC. And I didn't like him an his quest and yet I was stuck with him if I wanted to see the romance through.

              Couldn't it have been anyone else? Speaking of which... why does Aerie get all the goodies? PC can romance her. Haer'Dalis will romance her instead of the PC. Minsc declares her his new witch. Even Imoen Romance has her as the main friendship for Imoen. Why is she so popular? I've never been too hot on multiclassed characters so it took me until earlier this year to run with her for the first time. Still not sold (never done her romance though - having children in the middle of a warzone has always been too offputting to me).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anomen is the biggest chad in the game aka the best npc (minus Edwin of course)
                they had to make him a smug chad to balance it out a bit. but I actually think he is fun too. personal taste I guess
                I agree with aerie having too much going on but I guess they figured most people would take her with them since she is so easy to find right after Irenicus dungeon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Anomen is the biggest chad in the game
                That would be Minsc.

                >I guess they figured most people would take her with them
                Strange, since she's very obviously suffering from the multi-class "jack of all trades, master of none" problem. You can fit her in, but she's always going to be support compared to someone actually meant for the job and for good parties you're drowning in support healers (Keldorn, Minsc, Jaheira) and decent mages (Nalia, Imoen). In ToB she eventually gets some insane options as a cleric/mage (Spell Trigger with 3 Bolt of Glorys is nuts), but damn does it take a while to get her online. But at least I enjoyed having her around.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                minsc is actually the worst npcs in the entire game if we are talking meta gaming power level, but he is pretty chad anyway

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >minsc is actually the worst npcs in the entire game
                His stats are weak, for sure. Even some really nasty peculiarities like the int of 8 that makes him super vulnerable to mindflayers. But the worst NPC in the entire game? I don't know about that. When I run him as 2-handed dps he's consistently 2nd on damage dealt (behind my PC obviously), even before HLAs. He could be better, but he's not bad.

                On the other hand I've never found a single reason to even pick up Mazzy with how screwed up her weapon proficiencies are. I used Jan once thinking I needed a thief for my good-aligned party and I very much regretted it (annoying and super weak with his multiclass). Haer'Dalis has also so far never really fit in any party I ran.

                Maybe I'm bad at the game but Minsc seems comparatively fine to me. Just a straight-forward melee dps with some low-level healing spells on the side. Pulled his weight in several parties for me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                purely from a meta standpoint and someone who played this game way too much and knows it inside out he is objectively the worst by far. mostly because ranger is so inferior to fighter.
                you are right though that her is perfectly fine and can get you through the game without any problems.
                Mazzy is excellent cause she is a pure fighter and a great archer. you can always give her points in melee weapons later though she does fine just shooting things. and she got some nifty boni.
                now Jan is a power house and so is HaerDalis. won't go into much detail but you definately have to look into them again if you ever replay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even Anomen gets in on the Aerie action.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Spellcasters are big in BG2, and Aerie having full access to arcane and divine spells the devs knew she'd be popular with a lot of players for her abilities alone, so they gave her a lot of extras to make her more interesting and involved

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have notified the Radiant Heart paladins.

    Jaheira > Viconia

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her crying as she hears Charname and Viconia going at it like rabbits

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's a screamer and the other party members comment on it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ditched her and my son in a hobbit village to assume the mantle of godhood

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she cheated on me with another elf so frick her

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I can't get over those disgusting lumps on her back.

    I guess as long as she wears a shirt we'll be okay.

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