Imagine thinking there is such thing as "competition" in a singleplayer game.

Imagine thinking there is such thing as "competition" in a singleplayer game.

The exact type of person to get hardstuck in Gold in League for a decade

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine thinking there is such thing as "competition" in a singleplayer game.
    There is.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do some people really spend their time carrying or worrying about what other people are playing/having fun with?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine needing competition to enjoy yourself
    Imagine not being able to enjoy unique mechanics because everything needs to be on a level playing field for all players
    Imagine fricking yourself out of any sense of immersion or storytelling because you'll always have the tether of other people interacting with you to pull you out of it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard anyway say or think about competition in sp games. You probably made it up because of some weird drugs you've taken, you filthy bruised up, submissive prostitute.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It probably comes from the feeling of inadequacy when playing a difficult game, then being told to 'man up.' Hurt feelings ensued.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard anyway say or think about competition in sp games. You probably made it up because of some weird drugs you've taken, you filthy bruised up, submissive prostitute.

      Imagine needing competition to enjoy yourself
      Imagine not being able to enjoy unique mechanics because everything needs to be on a level playing field for all players
      Imagine fricking yourself out of any sense of immersion or storytelling because you'll always have the tether of other people interacting with you to pull you out of it

      Do some people really spend their time carrying or worrying about what other people are playing/having fun with?

      >Imagine thinking there is such thing as "competition" in a singleplayer game.
      There is.

      okay

      >limp wristed troony zoomies are noncompetitive and anxious about social contact
      Fricking embarrassing. Probably can't even order takeout without a panic attack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please just go out and shop for a coffin and stay inside one for the rest of your life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did you play before online multiplayer became widespread?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          local multiplayer games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mass reply that doesn’t have anything to do with anything anyone said
        Okay so it’s just one of those threads and you just wanted to either shitpost about something you don’t even think is real or you just needed attention. Gotcha. I regret wasting the few seconds it took to make a post here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Serious question, are you mentally ill?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dogshit games like LoL, Valorant and Apex don't deserve to be taken seriously. They're designed to make you play as long as possible and there are too many factors completely out of your control. Valorant is the closest one to giving the player full control but it's still dogshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey alright

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably can't even order takeout without a panic attack
        more of a millenial thing no
        as far as I can tell zoomers are all hyped up on sugar and tik toks and have no sense of personal space, shoving memes in each others faces and having sex constantly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right it is a millennial thing. They're the ones who grew up with a singleplayer game landscape and are too old for the reaction time needed for adderrall gaming. Zoomers love competitive games, specifically competitive fps. It's unequivocally their genre.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers need Adderall because they don't understand strategy, you can easily beat them by forcing them to think about the map environment beyond the basics of using cover.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it's zoomers that obsess over ranks and competitive games, even when such games are genuinely awful to play
        Most multiplayer games have been awful to play for the last decade, the biggest multiplayer games are either time sink job simulators or tryhard competitive rat race esports shit. What is someone supposed to play that's both fun and at least semi-popular? I played Team Fortress 2 for a long time and Valve made it worse with a bunch of successive major updates and then abandoned it while continuing to push out big updates for their far shittier, far less fun multiplayer games. I can only recommend Deep Rock Galactic for being a fun PvE game.
        Modern shooters are made with controller play in mind because the amount of recoil and magic aim spread they force on the player is absurd and controllers get aim assist, shoot-outs are more likely to be luck-based because neither player is sure whether they're actually going to land all the hits, and you need to hold right-click every time if you want your bullets to hit your target instead of going all over the place. When I played arena shooters I didn't experience even half of the artificial difficulty bullshit modern shooters do when they try to emulate Call of Duty or ARE Call of Duty.
        The big battle royales are designed in such a way that your chances of victory are less about skill and more about luck and meta-knowledge, like where all the good items spawn, and you can spend entire minutes doing nothing but scavenging before running into another player and then you have a shootout where one of you kills the other within seconds, and then it's off to the next match, and the next, and the next. Just play and play and buy the cosmetic microtransactions.
        What's even the point if it ain't really fun? Better to just stick to singleplayer or co-op.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    >Single player
    >Have fun

    >Multiplayer
    >SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT
    >Kills other player
    >"HAGHA GIT GUD NUB LRN 2 PLAY LOLOLOLOLOL"
    >Get sniped by some guy you can't see
    >"NOOOOOOOO"!!!!!! STUP USING HAX!!!!!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lose
      >feel bad

      >win
      >feel nothing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Santa Claus

        >lose
        >meh. just try again

        >win
        >YAAAAYYYY!!!!! I DID IT!!!! *blows horn*

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick are you even talking about you autist, we don't know whats in your head

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you on Etterna leaderboards OP?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cheat in every single player game.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play mutliplayer game
    >do the same mind numbing busywork every day to gain small increments of game money and unlocks
    >never talk to anyone
    >think about spending some real money for microtransactions like skins and more ingame money

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weak ass bait homie go get a job

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine thinking there is such thing as "competition" in a singleplayer game.
    literally who thinks this

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see those clears, champ.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is that dudebro who bullied us when we were younger who only played the multiplayer on COD and Halo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >us
      Speak for yourself, homosexual.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit, it's a video game you homosexual.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >compBlack person acting like hot shit
    >gets absolutely MINDBROKEN by SBMM

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i read my books out loud on the subway so people know that i can read

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well it is a rarity these days
      especially in areas that have subways

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which boss in which game just pushed your shit in?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing LoL
    Why would you do something like to yourself?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so moronic that you believe bringing in real life bs into one of ways of escapism and relaxation is good thing.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game designer should be on the second place step.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    sage

    >It’s an “everyone sucks their own wieners” thread
    None of you like video games.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like videogames.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather be sucking your wiener.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are you even talking about
    who are you referring to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's decrying the sentiment behind the image

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplayer was popular on LAN with friends, nobody wants to play online with (you), for obvious reasons.

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