In preparation for Forbidden West, I'm currently playing Zero Dawn.

What did you think about it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think Aloy's butthole is pink, hairy, smelly and loose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Projection 101

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wish she projected her pink, hairy, smelly and loose butthole all over my face

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the most boring game I ever played and ashley burch can't fricking voice act
    what a boring piece of shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The world is beautiful and the robot animals are cool, but the gameplay is the most generic open world shit you can imagine.
    Also Aloy is an unlikeable c**t

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make Aloy hot and I buy it full price + ALL the dlc.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POST 'EM

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocre: the game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she ugly in the first game like the second one? On PC is there mods to make her pretty or naked?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The big robot hunting gameplay is pretty fun in both games, and weapon selection keeps it fresh enough to not overstay its welcome. Both games make you fight way too many humans, which is boring as shit.
    First game is pretty okay where story is concerned, you can likely spot the "twist" from miles away, but it's serviceable, and not the worst worldbuilding I've seen. Writing in the second game takes a sharp nosedive pretty much right from the start and only gets worse from there. Maybe the worst written AAA game I've ever played, it is genuine trash and squanders what little interesting bits the first game set up.

    Basically, play both as robot hunting simulators and not much else.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ashly Burch VO
    Pass

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dialogue and cutscenes are comically moronic, world is shit and doesn't make sense and i have a very low bar for stuff like that. As long as it's a little believable i can immerse myself for tens of hours but not in this game. Gameplay is also weak. Feels like a chore. Not engaging or fun at all. I played for some time and then i dropped it because i got literally nothing from the game.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poor of you

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think picking a weapon based on how willing to farm twigs and scrap off dinos you are is shitty and lame and gay and bad. also, ropecaster is too strong

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gameplay was pretty fun. world was boring, characters were boring.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick does she look so much better than she does with that fricking wallace and gromit inspired mug she's got now? why would you purposely regress when you have even more money to work with?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NIPPLES

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's boring and extremely mediocre in most regards in some of them, it's simply bad. The idea of killing METAL robots with spears and arrows is moronic as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The idea of killing METAL robots with spears and arrows is moronic as frick
      Game mechanics handwave it well enough. Shooting armor plating is worthless, it's about targeting exposed components and joints, or using explosives to remove armor first. This argument never made much sense to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, by they are not just flesh and bone on the inside, there are still metal bits, and some important stuff is likely reinforced. Most robots in the game can be severely damaged if shot in the eyes, but good luck breaking such thick glass with just a puny arrow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you call 911 whenever people get shot in a movie? What a literal unimaginative homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if I said I do?
        Regardless, shooting metal robots with a prehistoric bow is as dumb as it gets, especially considering the game tries to be realistic in other aspects. Just shows the laziness and lack of imagination of whoever designed the game, as they couldn't come up with something to make all the "hunting robots as a cavegirl" theme work, and instead resorted to just slapping the two things (prehistoric hunting and robots) together.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. Beat it once on PS4 and then beat it again (including the expansion) on PC. Both playthroughs took over 100 hours and I completed the games fully.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she cute i love redhead

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think many people have played it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think many people have played it.

      21 million copies sold.

      k.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This was added to EVERY ps4 bundle and yes, it was then counted as a sold copy, lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Bundle sales aren't counted. They are included as console sales. Nice try but get educated buddy.

          Aforementioned sales figures are from strictly PS4+PC sales only.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome machines. I'd like one of these in Nier Automata. That's all of the positives. The rest like the gameplay itself, aloy, dialogues are terrible. The world is also very generic, at the beginning it's all nice to look at, but it bored me after 10h. And this story, omg

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty fricking fun. Aloy is a b***h and is not pleased to help people. The game play is really fun once you get various weapons to play with. I would not worry about 100% the map unless you really like the game, but with that in mind it's a pretty easy game to 100%.
    It's a neat world to play around in with cool robots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldnt be too thrilled to help a bunch of savages who treat you like shit just cuz you dont have a mother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a reason I like her. Her being willing to help but not really putting up with peoples shit due to her whole story is great.
        >Her own people treat her like a leper because of the no mom thing
        >everyone else treats her like a moronic backwoods savage because they assume she is like the rest of the Nora

        She is so annoyed to help yet does it anyways.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats exactly why I like her too. It's so annoying watching pretty much the entire world that she interacts with is so annoyingly backward(understandably since she has a supercomputer at her disposal in an iron age populace) and she just doesn't give a shit, yes but she does actually go out of the way to help people too.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It got mogged hard by BoTW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's almost comical how they launched both Zero Dawn and Forbidden West in the immediate proximity of BOTW and Elden Ring, respectively. It's as if they wanted the game to flop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The combat in BOTW is so bad jeez

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty graphics
    Extreme hand holding in puzzles and navigation
    Enemy variety was meaningless as the exact same tactic worked on everything
    Story was fanfic tier dogshit
    Characters were the worst woke stereotypes that I've ever seen
    Soundtrack sucked.

    Really, it's worth a playthrough if you mute the volume and skip all story sequences. Not at full price.

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