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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.
    Gojo won.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It do seem to be that way

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pajeet marketer thread

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >pajeet
      For someone who dislike pajeets, you sure have them rent free inside you head, do you?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No one thinks about Indians until they’re in a shill thread, I’m sorry sar

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir! Do the needful and hide bob and vagene, only buy safe horny Hades 2!

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >'safe horny'
        >hesita is a fat black kneegrowdamus with fish lip and fat rolls
        Eve save me from that shit

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    booba

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does vee hate sexy women and praise suzi bravery?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/pajeet%20marketer%20thread/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://vocaroo.com/15JFzrOLRrP0

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I could have saved her.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pfff, censored shite.
    at least it will come to PC so we can pirate it and not support this shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're part of the problem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is people like you buying censored shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is also morons acting as free advertising like pirates do.

          If it's not worth your money you shouldn't waste any time on it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more pro censorship idiot.
        I aint going to give money to censored shite and that is final.
        Let the morons cope with their petition. Oh wait the devs and Sony ignored the entire thing, but mongoloids still voted with their money in favor of censorship lols.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen PCgays claim a port is imminent but has this ever actually been confirmed?
      Because as far as I know there never was anything like an official announcement.
      Is it just PCgays's wishfull thinking?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No confirmations but Sony has been putting all their games on PC recently. Might take a year or two but it's more likely to happen than not.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        They're thinking with their dicks since they're wanting the inevitable sex mods. It hasn't been confirmed and it's not coming since it flopped.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        If it was successful then a port would have been likely but since it's selling like shit who knows if they will bother now

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          No confirmations but Sony has been putting all their games on PC recently. Might take a year or two but it's more likely to happen than not.

          >it flopped
          source?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            He has none of course.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              He's just going to repeat the same vague contextless "comparisons" over and over while being unable to stop himself throwing "asiatic" into half his posts.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese sales prove that it flopped big time, sweetie.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >top of the charts
              >physical numbers only
              >stocking issues reported all over the country
              post the full sales including digital then if you have "proof"

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                More important than that, post them relative to publisher expectations, project budget, and similar releases including time of year, country of origin, developer pedigree and platform availability.

                If you cannot provide all of these details, then perhaps you are not the best qualified to talk about the subject.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and regional trends, those too.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                The out of stock stuff is the true key to telling it was successful but they never acknowledge it. It's out of stock and the bar was red. It doesn't matter if '60k is low'. They didn't overstock they sold as much copies as they thought they would

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >#1 in Japan sweetie

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        PCgays have been saying for nine years that Bloodborne's port is imminent.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        To be a pctard in the first place you have to be able to delude yourself constantly.
        These are the people who have been waiting for bloodborne for almost a decade while simultaneously believing throughout most of said decade that a pc port was 2 weeks away.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why is she so smug?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You bought it censored anyway.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >In the end, the Blade was censored indeed
    FTFY.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This one dude trying to spam against the thread is funny. You'd think he'd have learned after a week of regular threads for the game that Ganker just wants to talk about it and he can't stop it.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mother Sphere did nothing wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the ravengay upgraded

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GIMME THIS OUTFIT FOR NG+ AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Adam took one look at Eve and said "I want breasts"

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does Adam possess Eve or does she absorb his DNA and his consciousness ceases to exist? Or do their consciousness' merge? I haven't gotten this ending yet I rejected his wiener on my first play through

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Willingly ends his own life over the guilt of fricking over the entire human race by creating MS, and passes on his memories and DNA. Rejecting the offer is the bad end as it prevents the andos from becoming humanity's successors (le robots can't get preggers otherwise)

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        More of she just absorbs his essence.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >In the end
    it doesn't even matter.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game good other than being culture war bait?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you a troon? No
      Are you a heterosexual man? Yes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, hate to ruin your experience but troons love the game because you get to play as a sexy badass woman.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They lack integrity and are moronic and not to be taken seriously like the rest of the troony-adjacent

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's about as good as No More Heroes. What that means is subjective. The combat is flashy and stylish and fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the bosses are good, the ass and breasts are good, the music is hit or miss for me. But the levels were mostly shit. Has some SOVL tho

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The music surprised me as a huge plus, just wish the camps didn't have their own. I idled too long there in eidos 7 and those three tracks got old, not to mention they interrupt whatever banger is playing on the current level.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's very good. Fun combat and exploration, great soundtrack. It's the most I've enjoyed a Sony exclusive in a long while. The sex appeal stuff is merely a bonus.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      combat is barely enjoyable and the story is a bad nier automata rip-off. The designs and the audiovisuals are fairly cool but that's it, nothing more.
      if you're in for the coom value, you're better off waiting until SFM artists get their hands on the model.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think its pretty good. I liked the combat and the world is fun to explore.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Would love an epilogue dlc that expands on true end

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          A DLC would be great in general. Hopefully it sold enough for them to make more

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's not worth $70+

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad shill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's just a lazy meaningless shitpost but I genuinely don't understand "buy an ad" gays' line of thinking for even posting something so moronic
      >spend money for ad on a site where every user runs an adblocker
      or
      >make a thread FOR FREE and have people actually see it

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't actual genuine posters for the most part they are antishills trying to destroy the discourse regarding this game.
        Like they hope that if they spam "buy an ad" an actual poster here will be dissuaded from buying/playing Stellar Blade because the it's "shilled trash" or whatever.
        It's basically false flagging and concern trolling. The whole censorship fiasco was mostly this as well. Tehy did the same kind of shit with hogwarts legacy.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 OP. For once you aren't a homosexual. Please post more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        MUH

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Got any more of the planet diver suit?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bottom

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it was. Definitely want a sequel.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this game was fun
    story was shit
    all of the boss fights were fun
    dont care for the breasts or whatever i used the funny bear suit for most of the game

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does she ever smile?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When she finds cans

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She can find my tin can if you know what I mean.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nice wish i have a PS5 now

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love Lily

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    EVE is hotter than Tachy and Raven.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      arr rook the same

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nice boobs tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >being impressed by plastic breasts
      they only look good in clothing

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread is literally so fricking transphobic and i know none of you conservabros give a frick but there is an entire discord server filled with PEOPLE who are being triggered and threatened by what you're posting in this thread RIGHT NOW

    like literally all you have to do is leave is alone. we just want to be fully who we are. why is that such a problem for you?? smdh

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Eve, my wife. Built for big WHITE dicks, specifically mine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      She's been BLACKED by me since release.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aint no way

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dat health bar
      so you only ever get a third shield from that exospine??

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tachy, my wife, built for my big BLACK dick

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can I still go back to my unpatched save file by just deleting and installing the game offline? I think I've used the bunny suit enough and the blue monsoon is way more lewd anyway so I'd rather just wear that and not have to constantly play offline

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but if you have ng+ outfits some or all of them will become unavailable even if you redownload 1.02

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PC when?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2 years

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never understood why people hate this one so much. It's hot as hell.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the fake skin is creepy as shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not fake skin. It's a literal body suit. Even AI can tell the difference.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          the fake skin is creepy as shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is. Look at her neck in game while she's in it. She's far more pale than the rest of the rest of the suit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No anon you're literally blind. It's the same tan as all the other tan parts.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You need your eyes checked. Look at the color of her face. Look at the pigment! LOOK!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >open pic in paint
                >use dropper
                >click on both areas to check their rgb
                >get BTFO'd when you realize they're completely different

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Tachy>Raven>>>Eve>Enya

    I will die on this hill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lily>Tachy>Raven>>>Eve>Enya
      I agree Lily is the best

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lily's okay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lily>Tachy>Raven>>>Eve>Enya

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Kaya on this list? or Mother Sphere

      >Welcome to Sisters' Junk

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maciej Nowicki's wife, Eve

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      why do you spam some literally who, discord troon?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        just a schizo doing schizo shit, don't reply.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm stuck on the yellow corrupter. I speed run for the bunny suit. I hate this dog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Use bombs and guns, and Beta and Burst skills, things you did not have in Eidos 7

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I decided to bust my first nut to Eve today. It felt pretty good tbh. Will do it again.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love Raven so much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she such a chud

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she such a chud

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      EVE turns her into an onahole for scavengers at the end of the game

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >missing one datastick from Eidos 7

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Missed all the outfits on the space station lol.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That sucks. Luckily I got spoiled to needing high Lily affinity, but was already playing completionist anyway. Hopefully I get them all without having to meta too much.
        I seriously can't imagine where this memorystick is though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the water.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That dude was my first wall when you fight him in the Wasteland. Game's only gotten harder from there, too. Dunno if I'm going to be able to beat it on Normal at this rate

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mid to late game's gonna give you a hard time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's been wall after wall since that dude. Tachy and then chainsaw face lizard 2.0 in Great Desert. Great Desert in general is really damn difficult. I don't think I've missed a single powerup and yet everything hits hard as frick and is spongey as hell. I've straight up given up killing all the robot groups.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if that gave you such a hard time, then you'll vomit blood in the spacestation

        and will change to easy difficulty after that

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That hallway was really cool

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for PC release

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I suck at this game that I put it in easy mode and I still die a shitload on certain bosses.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The main chick in Stellar Blade is mid. Not even in the top 25 best vidya girl designs. 2B was superior and half her face is covered.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tachy>Raven>>>Eve>Enya>>>>2B

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      fr? fr? ong? no cap? deadass?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try harder

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      it's always 2B
      because it's always the same gay

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i really like eve..

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      disk players get to see a full moon wtf it's not fair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised that you're the first one to post a fishing webm. Thanks.

      disk players get to see a full moon wtf it's not fair

      This one wasn't censored.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that's a real whopper!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      utterly soulless, a post meme game.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        But I liked fishing, its a nice breather after combat.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        ??????

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am this close to buying this game, I swear it better not be coombait with no substance of gameplay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a great game. Coombait is just a plus.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        MANN DIES?!
        FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Raven happens...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the gameplay is the strongest point. The sex aspect is purely a bonus.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Soundtrack was amazing too. Stalker and Democrawler especially

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sad lily in mothers mech

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hades 2 won

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can have that game cya

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hades 2 lost.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lost how? It already has more people talking about it than shitellar blade.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    me on the left

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT WHAT MAN CAN SATISFY THAT BODY

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dlc pls

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pc release wen?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2 years

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >enya gets more screentime than tachy
    Seems unfair

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar flop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Headcanon

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stellar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      protip : switch to resolution mode before taking screenshots

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pro pro tip: wait for the photo mode

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive. Very nice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a great game. Coombait is just a plus.

      Care to do these in prototype planet diver?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I took all of these as I player. Got platinum a few days ago so I prob won't play again till the boss rush mode. Hoping for new outfits then though.

        Favorite boss? For me it was unidentified naytiba

        Raven all the way.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    found Eve's jaw

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love Eve so much it's unreal.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love Tachy.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good lord

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIYz9TxTERGG6Hf11Uk3SXNojTAJVOdRf
    Your fav?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Flooded District

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      *chainsaw revving*

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Between Tachy, Xion, Xion 2, Buzzsaw Slide, and Silent Street, how does one even decide?

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PC PORT NOW

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite boss? For me it was unidentified naytiba

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mahi Mahi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      providence on hard was quite the fight, raven is just a very solid fun and fair fight imo, she does vergil proud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Democrawler, stalker, bad end final boss, and true end final boss. In that order.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Katakuri, Raven, Tachy, Adam, Gigas

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    going through the maps and platforming is so painful in this game. The ost and boss battles are good but having to go through 50+ excruciating minutes of any map just to get to the boss battle isn't worth it. Getting through eidos 9 was actual torture. It wasn't difficult but the area just drags on and is boring to look at. I'm so glad they're adding a boss rush because this game really has no replayability

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      didn't mind it at all even on replay where i redid EVERYTHING, platforming is really quick if you know where to go.
      the worst part of eidos 9 is the enemy spam, way too many groups of annoying enemies that run away (octopi)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why did you buy a game that is 80% exploration if you don't enjoy exploration

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Stellar blade doesn't have exploration. Stellar blade locks you from progressing until you beat x amount of enemies or you follow linear path for a key which lets you get to the next room. There's no exploring to be done in areas like altess levoire or spire 4 aside from spamming the touch pad to see if there's any memory sticks at the corner of the room to get. Repeat this for 15+ rooms and the player gets very uninterested just waiting to get to the boss so they can move on. Spire 4 had 0 reason to be as long as it was

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          those are designed to be linear stages, the other guy exaggerated a lot with the 80% but it does have exploration areas (but only 2 and theyre not that big, and theyre both a desert)

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            They're linear in the sense that there's a clear goal to move towards. But places like eidos 7 and matrix 11 have plenty of exploration, side paths and verticality.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >and the player gets very uninterested
          not my problem zoomer, skill issue, well more like a brain issue

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >there's no exploration in the two linear segments!
          And the non-linear ones?

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody finish a NG-HardMode playthrough yet? Is the instant death mechanic harder to deal with at endgame? Does a maxed out gun do enough damage to the targets?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same, except the attacks they do during it do more damage so you might die to those instead (endgame bosses hurt a lot)

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, I’m still running through the wasteland. NG Hardmode definitely felt it’s worst in Eidos 7. Gigas himself felt like he took forever to kill. NG hard mode definitely requires you to master the boss and the combat mechanics. I wish normal difficulty was a bit harder. I beat every boss possible first try in my first playthrough until tachy.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      sad lily in mothers mech

      She's obscenely cute.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Characters in this game are top tier. Eve is top sexo, Adam is top handsome and Lily is top cute

  73. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    was ocean maid censored? I'll switch back to 1.0 if it is. I only know of the bunny suit being censored

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. The ones censored were the bunny, swimsuit and cybernetic bondage.

  74. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    any barefoot outfits or at least sandals?

  75. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PS5 but prolly won't buy this until it's cheaper. But where exactly is the sexy content?
    Looks like there's an alternate suit (How far in till you unlock it) and slomo scenes when you defeat a boss? Is that it?

    Also, have there been patches? Will they nerf the shit out of the game like what happened with Lies of P?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      There are 40 outfits in the base game and 34 retextures in NG+
      It's an action game. The game contains no sexy content other than character design and stuff like camera angles.

      One example is when you aim the gun, Eve turns her body to the side so her breasts are in full focus of the camera.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      She has around 70 different outfits. Some are quite revealing. You get outfits all the time. First one is like an hour into the game. Slowmo is triggered on kill. It's a good game if you like this type of combat. I really enjoyed it.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        did anyone else break all the containers in this room with the laser? I was looking for secrets, then once I got them all and there wasn't any, I realized I didn't have to break any of them.

        >But where exactly is the sexy content?
        [...] isn't enough for you? Were you expecting full sex scenes?

        Well, it's not unheard of considering steam sells porn now, but I guess on PS it won't happen.

        The game got an adults-only rating in Korea

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Well, it's not unheard of considering steam sells porn now
          It's not that, it's that people were seething so hard at this game and yet that's all we got. Some bouncing breasts and a bit of thigh, ass, and cleavage. Meanwhile games with sex get a pass.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >that webm
        Jesus. More?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Good lord. The bunny tail bouncing around really helps to sell it.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            only way to get this is with a physical copy?

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              This particular outfit was censored a bit. Its still quite revealing but slightly less so than in the webm. You can find the censored version. If you get the physical copy you can play patched.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            i swear, her ass looks bigger in that bunny costume than other costumes. And I would let her sit on my face.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              It does actually change size depending on costumes, it's fattest in the Ocean Maid one

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't expect any major patches or rebalances. This game is a cheap cash grab so they're not spending any time and money post launch to actually fix/rebalance things

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        bait post but they have a gacha game, if they wanted a cash grab they'd just have made another one, way less effort than making a soulful solid action game

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          why would they make a gacha game when they already have one that still has a lot of players? it would just cannibalize their own sales and playerbase. if they want more money, they have to branch out into new genres - hence stellar blade. the game is very cheaply made and heavily marketed for maximum returns. shift up has that gacha mentality at their core

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because even a low effort gacha game will rake in cash because all they need is a few whales and it takes 1/40000th of the budget.
            If their goal was to make money making a high effort, very solid and polished action game is the dumbest move they could have made, especially a PS5 exclusive one lmao, literally the polar opposite of what "maximum returns" oriented people would do

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You have not played the game if you think it's a "cash grab" or cheap.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You should get better bait. Koreans don't even have a PS5. The devs were called crazy by others in the industry for making a single-player console game, which is seen as being not profitable at all in Korea. They were told they'd make way more money if they just create a Lineage clone. They made a console game because they wanted to.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          He made an entire thread to seethe about the game, people called him out on it and now he's back to this one to pick fights.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >But where exactly is the sexy content?

      isn't enough for you? Were you expecting full sex scenes?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Were you expecting full sex scenes?
        Was referring to Code Vein esque boob scenes.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          stellar blade definitely spends more time zooming in on breasts an asses than code vein

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          how is Code Vein compared to this game?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I liked Stellar blade more. Code vain combat was quite jank, it never felt good even after I finished the whole game.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          During cutscenes the camera angles are in such positions that if you are wearing a revealing outfit, you will get a good view of the "goods"

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Man they really knew what they were doing. I almost wonder if they choreo'd the cutscenes with these costumes on.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              They probably did.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              As part of QA they pretty much have to go over every cutscene with each outfit to make sure that nothing is broken or weird in them.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Dae-Seong, hello, we've improved a few cutscenes this week, it's time to watch them again 74 times to look for errors

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I would be sad if it was any other game but I would happily watch through SB cutscenes 74 time.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >gets out lube
                Yeah I'm sure his job is very stressful.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What they give you is the option. If you want nonstop ass and breasts in the game, there are a number of outfits to show them off with copious jiggle physics. All the women in the game are beautiful and well endowed. The game however does not stop just to do fanservice, it's there in the game but more inherent than direct. There's a very good and enjoyable action adventure game there independent of the T&A.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        yuck poop comes from there

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          pee comes from the front too so I guess you're gay.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly were you expecting

  76. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I skimmed through someone playing through this game
    Is there any other environments besides ruined city, industrial area, and desert?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, but "industrial area" covers a bunch of visually different areas.

      In fact they added a second fricking wide open desert instead of a new biome. I wanted a forest but they all got destroyed or whatever

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but those are the biggest areas in the game

        Game areas in order: ruined city, desert, abandoned research complex, underground subway system, a different desert (this one has an oasis),a different abandoned research complex, a different ruined city, a space station. There is also a big main city which has all the shops and quests and acts as your hub.

        thanks
        I was sort of underwhelmed by the environments - I felt Nier Automata had a better collection vs this game. Although the redundancy in Nier is another story, minus the end of the final ending

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but those are the biggest areas in the game

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Game areas in order: ruined city, desert, abandoned research complex, underground subway system, a different desert (this one has an oasis),a different abandoned research complex, a different ruined city, a space station. There is also a big main city which has all the shops and quests and acts as your hub.

  77. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    is Eve a Xionist?

  78. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >only the dev intended ledges may be ledgegrabbed
    The invis walls I can accept but this is big homo

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This would be bad only if they didn't use yellow paint and scanning didn't exist. Can you imagine how awful the game would feel if you had to guess which objects were interactable and you fall to your death because you guessed wrong?

  79. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love women so much it's unreal

  80. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic or do you have to get to the end of the damn game to complete Recruit Passcode Specialist?
    Not unprecedented since you have to wait until most of the way into Wasteland to open the locked Bar chest in Eidos 7, but damn.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The codes are in wasteland, matrix 11 and great desert.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sorta. I was able to find all the locations before going to Eidos 9.

      What I want to know is how to get to the robot in another shipping container nearby.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >What I want to know is how to get to the robot in another shipping container nearby.
        There's a little opening you can walk through around the corner

  81. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam's blade
    cuck

  82. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's real

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      hnnnng I can't wait for the BLACKED renders god damn

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      hnnnng I can't wait for the BLACKED renders god damn

      I'm black and find this uncomfortable.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        post your wiener you stupid thug Black person gorilla

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          it's there gotta look real hard. take your time

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm black and I find it very comfortable.
        Unironically yes. I never self inserted until I started fapping to AI porn. Custom porn is great.

  83. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    When you guys talk about Hard Mode, is that a colloquialism for wearing the Skin Suit, or is there actually a Hard Mode?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      theres hardmode after you beat the game

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      There is a mode, you need to finish one playthrough first.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      hard mode is purely for fun, you can get platinum without it. and NG+ is only harder if you choose hard mode

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >is that a colloquialism for wearing the Skin Suit
      Kek

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't meant to be a double entendre; anons were talking about 'NG Hard Mode' which made me assume Skin Suit, since I didn't think NG+ was different in any way

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Wasn't meant to be a double entendre
          Fricking kek that makes even better though.

  84. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  85. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How to get the code for the box under the oasis to get the bondage suit. Powerpxy guide is kinda confusing

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You have to do platform at the giant wall that's by the Xion entrance to the great desert. There's droids and ropes you have to use.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think you need the passcode. It's in a room which is in a wall that goes through the west side of the map. If run west in the great desert you can't miss the wall. Then just go along the wall until you find a jumping puzzle.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but, what?
        >go west
        >no oasis
        >no wall
        >already at 4/4 codes in data bank
        >there was a jumping puzzle with drones and a rope, but it sure as hell didn't lead to a code to a 'bandage suit'
        I'm confused as frick

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          There's an alcove high in the wall after you pick up the soda can. In the room there's a body with a memory stick with the code.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I have the Cybernetic Bondage suit, is that the one this are gets you the code to? Shit, I'd already forgotten about it. Damn shame they filled in the boob window.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's not filled in the disc version. I don't actually like the outfit though. I think there are much better ones, Eve looks odd in it.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          You must have just missed it, go back to the drones and use the scanner

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          see

          That's the location of the box with the code

  86. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    if you're having trouble with a boss, just make yourself a tuna fish sandwich. optimally leave half sitting out near your battlestation

  87. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >No your honor, she's actually like 70+ years old and not even a bio female, so it's fine to cum repeatedly inside of her.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cutest of the sidequest cast

  88. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h and game are the equivalent of a video game brothel

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good thing.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      no that's honey select, the graphics are similar though.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The game was obviously made for generic purposes like the 2B game. Just create a generic warrior game with the protagonist a sexy appealing woman for the horny lonely gamers. It's an easy money grabbing strategy for the average coomer/gamer. It's souless just like everything now adays

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't care about story or combat therefore you don't either.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            No you fool. Making the combat and story for this game is secondary. Anyone can come up with a generic story . Coming up with mechanics is not the priority with game developers. The characters and visual appeals are what sell the games.

            There are many actual porn games.

            These guys are the most desperate when it comes to game making

            I think you have not played Nier Automata nor Stellar Blade.

            What is the most memoriable about these games? The story, mechanics or the POSTER GIRL for the game?

            Nothing generic about it. Like whats fricking generic about SB? I haven't played a game with as smooth of a combat since Sekiro.

            That's a natural progression for technology and game mechanics. That's what most game developers rely on now hence the free roaming bull shit for example.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Anyone can come up with a generic story
              Why haven't you?
              >Coming up with mechanics is not the priority with game developers.
              lol
              lmao even

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I can. I just dont have the funds to make it come to life and I certainly would not rely on sex appeal like this game. You sound very ignorant. Are you a zoomie?

                >That's a natural progression
                Apparently not, moron, given he just said it's the most he's enjoyed combat since a game from five years ago.

                Another zoomer detected. Not surprised of course.

                I won't even bother with the rest. Im not surprised zoomers are the majority from these boards. Souless, shit taste creatures that have no awareness

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I won't even bother with the rest

                >Not surprised of course.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Typical weak response

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off already. You have nothing to say, no arguments to present and no valuable insights into the game, just frick off please.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >frick off please.
                Exactly what the coomer gooner era gamers would say. Look kid the b***h is hot but thats the easiest thing to accomplish in a video game. And that is the reason this game sells. At least don't be a hypocrite

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you even on about? Are you having a stroke? Don't skip on your meds, mental illness is a serious thing.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Cry baby moron

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ironic for a mental paraplegic like you to call anyone a moron. Fricking distilled mental illness.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Even your empty insults are weak and lame

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                How is it an insult to call someone a mental paraplegic when they are mentally ill? I am just worried about your wellbeing, you should not skip on taking your medicine, it can end badly.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                You just prove my point like a moron would

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >That's a natural progression
              Apparently not, moron, given he just said it's the most he's enjoyed combat since a game from five years ago.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              I really don't get what you are trying to say. I liked SB and didn't think it was generic at all.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              You have not played the game and seem to know next to nothing about it, so you trying to lecture people who have played it about broad details is downright silly.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I think you have not played Nier Automata nor Stellar Blade.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing generic about it. Like whats fricking generic about SB? I haven't played a game with as smooth of a combat since Sekiro.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like you never actually play any games and just sit around coming up with cheap excuses for why you don't

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      There are many actual porn games.

  89. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The game is trash. To get the good ending you need to fuse with a K*rean "male"
    What a fricking joke. What was Taro smoking when he said it mogged Automata. It's trash.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well good thing you have a choice and can refuse the fusion

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, you mental paraplegic

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >"NO I CAN'T HAVE CHOICE! MUST BE MAD AT TIDDY GAME!"

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect, he literally ceases to exist and just passes on his DNA and memories.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The DNA and memories of a K*rean "male" should not be passed on or used as a blueprint for humanity. Korean women realized this decades ago and refuse to have children with them and are now killing Korea. Pretty based.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The alternative is humanity being wiped out, ignoring everything you've learned about the real state of the world, and going back to being Mother Sphere's b***h
          That is a cucking. No thanks.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          You know that you can just kill Adam, right?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >"N-no, there's no real choice"
            >"There is. You can either save humanity or frick it over"
            Proof he's never played the game.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >believes the 4b meme

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being moronic anon, DNA is ultimate a set of moleceulat instructions to build an organism, so you can actually recreate mankind with just a single strand of hair from any human so long as you know how to clone then induce mutations in the genome to create people who are the sons/daughters of the hair stand but if you tried to map them by genetic distance you would get something really weird it would be like the sons and daughters are another species due to the induced mutations.

  90. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn it i need this game to come to pc now

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      2 more years

  91. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What ever happened to bikini schizo?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Disappeared after people started shitting on Hades 2 for the Aunt Jemima Black folk it has. Speaking of...no blacks in this game. Its nice.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dead. Too much lettuce.

  92. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    God frick dammit they could of let us use lily in the mecha suit sell it to us as dlc shift up

  93. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Raven and Lily spend the true ending sitting in the corner playing cards for six hours while EVE fights off the army

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      How can she play cards with no arms?

  94. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hiw do you even call SB generic to begin with? Is there a genre of Korean-made hack-and-slashers that cater to a male audience that I just haven't been privy to?

  95. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    her plastic anime face just gets me everytime, its just wrong. None of the PlayStation games have good girl faces

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Screens like this don't actually do her justice, she looks amazing in all of the ingame cutscenes.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        She looks pretty great there though.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Of course she does, but I just have to stress that she looks absolutely incredible during the cutscenes.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You have shit taste

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        but enough about aloy

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do not agree at all.

  96. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The hell? You can skip the entire Great Desert. Don't even need to turn on the solar tower. It's just AL to Spire. Jesus.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you can, but why would you do that?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm seeing how fast I can run through the game and it's unbelievable how many things you can skip. Once you trigger cutscenes enemies deaggro

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          looks like someone already got sub 2 hours. nice

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            It should be good for speedruns of multiple categories. Any%, All Cans, All Sidequests, All Nanosuits, 100%, etc.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              based
              what about a speedrun category where you have to nut to every outfit?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >A game that gives you the option to skip an open world section
      Where has this been all my life? I wish I could have done this in Redditbirth.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        But you can

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not in that game you can't.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >giving the player an option
      huh

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you can beeline it to the next level. Same with the wasteland. useful when I had to get the lily death ending.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Would have loved that in Redditbirth to skip the Chadley sections. Optional open world needs to be more of a thing in game design instead of locking progression behind shitty card minigames.

  97. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    wow

  98. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage game for moronic people

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Great game for men of taste.

  99. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Grifter Blade flopped

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo headcanon

  100. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >NO MORE HOT WOMEN IN VIDEOGAMES ANYMORE WOKEEEEEEEEE WE ARE THE MAJORITY
    >Stellar Blade comes out
    >Flops and gets mogged by an extremely woke early access roguelike

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't flop, #1 in Japan
      >Desperately tries to convince himself it flopped

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Whats so woke about Hades 2?

  101. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care about hades 2

  102. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think spamming is going to stop the thread anon.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking uncanny how Lily looks like early Bonbibonkers before she became fat and went turbobawd

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        sorry but I'm not googling the ethots you simp

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >not knowing bonbi at all
          It's okay newfriend.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Two QT-pies

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam lurking in the back

  103. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    you gooners need to be posting your hours on this game instead of jacking off

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        he thinks its a steam game now, man's lost his mind

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
  104. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >fanart that gets lips right
      frick yes.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Game has good lips.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the most beautiful characters I have seen in a game.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          pink, juicy, soft

  105. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  107. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Humans deserved to be exterminated, her divinity Mother Sphere is an innocent victim

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Amen. Frick Adam and his noncy shenanigans. Embrace the true goddess: the Mother Sphere.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Amen. Naytibas are not humanity, they're monsters and deserve death. Adam is lying when he says the Andro-Eidos can't ever become the new humanity. They already are the new humanity.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        They literally are. MS also started the original extinction event and tries to kill you off at the end of the game.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Naytibas lost their humanity when they became beasts of instinct with no self-determination or free will. You've played the game. Tell me the Andro-Eidos aren't human. And if Mother Sphere truly wanted EVE dead, she would have dropped a colony on her head.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Humanity was pushed to the brink thanks to the war with MS, which prompted the change (not to mention she did drop colonies). Nice LARP as bad end Eve btw.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Eve even apologizes to Adam meaning she just wanted this shit to stop, she wasnt really all that keen on ending humanity like that psycho Mother Sphere desired

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. Adam knows he fricked up by making MS. Can't wait for the sequel.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Adam fricked up by playing god for his entire life. He never learns and lets AI do all the work. Genius, my ass.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and the greatest of his sins was creating MS. And the only way to kill her is with the merger.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                No obviously it was the creation of the Naytibas. They brought untold suffering into the world and we got to witness it ourselves.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Forgets the war MS started that pushed humanity into a corner and resulted in the creation of the naytibas
                She's the big bad, anon.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Mother Sphere will bring about a better tomorrow. It's just that the puny minds of humanity cannot comprehend her vision.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Humanity were just sore losers. Andro-Eidos is peak design. Old humanity is outdated. Mother Sphere was right to choose the Andro-Eidos as the new definition of humanity.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna be fun to kill her in 2

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                You will pay for your crimes Mother Sphere

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                YWNBAW Mother Sphere

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking lol in the true end. She didn't even give much of a shit that her dad died, that's the kind of POS she is

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                She has to look at the big picture for humanity as a whole. That's how her guidance works.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I AM a cute little girl

  108. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Stop feeding the troll

  109. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    If Naytibes try to rape Raven could she actually use them to reform a new body?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      good she deserves the same fate as tachy

  110. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  114. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand why anyone would play this other than to jack off

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay is good.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is a good game.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      the game has pretty good boss fights. it makes me want to look up some of the other dark souls clones I've been skipping.

  115. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      shout out to Su for being a man of culture

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really good character model.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only semblance of non monotonous voice acting came from when she was being interviewed in the past

  116. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick Mother Sphere's beautiful sexy feet

  117. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    So I just got to NG+ and chose Normal again, thinking they'd maybe increase the difficulty a bit but not ramp it up as much as Hard... is it just Normal but with me having all my old shit? No bumps at all? Because I ran through Eidos 7 like it was cobwebs, homie.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting roastie toastie in my pure stellar blade thread
      Go back.

  118. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    best song in game

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not Eidos 7

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=DqvGVLtIwAaW6GOG

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        N1G-g2r you can't be serious

  119. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This game makes me want a cute asain gf.

  120. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to lick Mother Sphere's feet while she gives me a disgusted look and contemplates having an Angel slice my tongue off

  121. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    this banger track had me so hyped I stayed up another 3 hrs to finish the game https://youtu.be/Qm-qkYNGhWg?si=Mrw0FjqbXjJBq9HL

  122. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people say the platforming sucks? I legitimately think anyone that says so is just garbage at precision movement

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Personally thought the platforming was easy. The game also give you a double jump crutch so the only people I can see potentially failing are zoomers.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't had any trouble with it myself.

  123. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thi game makes me want a cute mentally unstable white amazon gf

  124. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Built for molestation by beautiful android babes

  125. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Adam struck gold with Naytibas though since they are organic and can still brutally frick up Androids like they made of paper. This means if Naytibas were mechanical they would be physically superior to the Androids big time.

  126. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Also frick those yellow gun robots. They're fricking obnoxious

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how they have 360 degree vision.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      the section just before the space center is aids

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The one with the instadeath turrets in the Amazon warehouse of doom? Died 10 times lel

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        lol, just dodge homie.
        like hit the circle button what are you doin'?

  127. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that even with all that spam I don't know a single thing about this game
    Like it has no cultural impact outside of twitter ragebait farmers doing it for elonbux, coomers and anti coomers slinging shit at eachother because they have nothing else going on in their lives.
    I remember when elden ring came out there was discussions and fanart about bosses, strats, builds etc
    I knew about multiple bosses just in the first week before playing the game.
    This game however not a single thing beside what I mentioned earlier.
    It looks like a korean mmo with no substance beside a nice ass and breasts.
    Is it actually good? I thought about giving it a try
    What's even the story?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This read like a twitter cancer post, nice try though

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      apples to oranges comparison
      This isn't a soulslike boss fighting game, it's a hack and slash. Everything you're complaining about has been discussed in other threads but here you are posting the same bait for the 20th time. I like SB so I'll gladly give the thread a bump and nibble your bait though.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      it is actually good and fun and its universe has a lot of potential

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >everything has to be elden ring,strats,builds etc
      >saturated as hell as is
      >frick spoiled to hell
      just go to those threads and stay there people forget you need your foot in the door before making a greater project They need more time cooking but wait too long and lose that motivation.

  128. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love asiatics and their plastically perfected frickdoll bodies

  129. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >eve doesn't get wet clothing after getting in or out of water
    Why
    This tech has existed since uncharted 1

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, technically ocarina of time had that

  130. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game actually good or is it just fap bait being praised because it's not censored without much else? Every bit of content I see about this is just eye candy, which is great but isnt indicative of a good game.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fap bait is posted because it's easy to record. A screenshot of a nice outfit. It's harder to record gameplay and make it into a webm to post here.

      There's been extensive discussion and praise of the game itself here.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its good.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The combat is excellent. The exploration is rewarding. There's no checklist style objectives to complete a la Rebirth. There are 30 something unlockable unique costumes, with recolors for each available in new game+. Minigames (tunnel surfing, dead space style dungeons, platforming) break up the main gameplay without overstaying their welcome. Eve gets access to more moves and progressively more powerful throughout the game, so even though the difficulty increases you still feel like you're matched evenly.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      its a good game. The combat really clicked for me.

  131. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did they actually confirm that they're making photo mode or is that just wishful thinking of anons?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's on the 'to do list' along with the boss rush mode.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the "internal discussion" stage so probably not coming in the first updates but a little later, Bosh Rush and a NIKKE crossover are confirmed coming soon.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only the "boss challenge mode" is confirmed as being worked on. But the devs mentioned photo mode specifically as one of the things they got feedback on and are considering. So the boss challenge mode is a definitely and the photo mode is a probably. Like it's not 100% but it seems chances are quite high.

  132. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling these people don't actually care about hearing how the gameplay is actually good.

  133. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to blow my cum all over her fricking delicious sexy body.

  134. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane how they gave Eve the perfect midriff-sideboob-armpit ratio.

    It's like she's specifically BUILT to jerk you off with her pit muscles.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you still see people arguing that she isn't hotter than 2B.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's either the side boob of this and the bunny suit or the underboob of blue monsoon. I can't decide

  135. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously I don't understand why there was censorship at all when this still exists anyway

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        that outfit was "censored" too, you can see the painted on bits where they didnt have time to model it

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Speculation

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            well yeah what else would it be, its not like the devs are going to come out and say "yeah its censored" after they used it being uncensored as a marketing gimmic.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Call me crazy but I see shadows between EVE's belly and the yellow fabric.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        is it too schizo to say the negative press might have helped sales

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          not at all, that's often the case

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          There's an old saying: "all press is good press."

  136. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      best girl

  137. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    if eve was a videocard

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      eh. ive fricked worse

  138. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    So the hold hand and 100% lilly bar is the real ending right?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      >saves lilly
      >saves xion
      >saves adam
      >pleases mother sphere
      >becomes protector of xion

      No other ending is this positive.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Eve’s choice wasn’t exactly pleasing to mother sphere, MS wanted the Naytiba dead. But like a good soldier she accepted the outcome even if it was not the expected/ desired result. Really cool ending I thought it was way more satisfying than returning to the colony

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Lily's too damn cute to even think about killing off.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you make the correct choices

  139. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are there robot naytibas? how is that possible? I thought humans became naytibas through genetic mutation

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Never underestimate the human desire to frick androids, you just knew Naytibas went ballistic when they found some female android from Xion all alone in that desert trembling in fear at their huge slimy appendages coming near her

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      they can assimilate with all genetic material which is what makes them so dangerous.

      yes
      >saves lilly
      >saves xion
      >saves adam
      >pleases mother sphere
      >becomes protector of xion

      No other ending is this positive.

      MS tried to kill Lily via hijacking Providence, b***h needs to die for that

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        and MS succeeds in one ending with that. MS is a c**t.

  140. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking bawd
    I'm in love

  141. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How hard it would be for a woman to not go gay for Raven?

  142. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    alright where is all the porn

  143. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Your game flopped.
    https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/stellar-blade-reportedly-hit-1-million-sold-units-24-hours

  144. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  145. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    pls bake new comfy thread

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Linking to your general isn't allowed.

  146. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for PC release and all the blacked/QoS mods.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Blacked/QoS mods
      What are you talking about? Humans were pale skinned and thats it, there were never any humans of different skin colors ever

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >black skin goes against the Mother Sphere Doctrine
        Mother Sphere is based actually.

  147. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no ps5
    Can someone please recommend me a similar game of any genre where I get to unlock sexy outfits throughout playing

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      There are 30+ unique outfits for free from playing the game
      This doesn't exist in any other game, Stellar Blade is completely unique in that regard. Devs are even bringing costumes from Nikke into Stellar Blade too.

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