In the new metroid game samus gets captured by space pirates and is forced to work as a stripper for them.

In the new metroid game samus gets captured by space pirates and is forced to work as a stripper for them.
The player controls samus and must make enough money to buy back samus' ship to escape.
You can buy new outfits and gadgets for samus which increase her money making ability.

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeahh..

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    nice shot

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why did he make samus aryan look asian

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Samus if she plastic asian

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any mainstream AGP games except for saints row series

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The player controls samus and must make enough money to buy back samus' ship to escape.
    This part of the OP. Zero Mission exists Samus has feats for sneaking through pirate bases. She would steal her ship back. Or steal a random Pirate ship. Either or.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are boring

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    In the new metroid game samus gets captured by space pirates and is forced to work as a sex ball for them.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      She has bombs. And power bombs. Morph ball is ironically her most dangerous form.

      you are boring

      It's true to canon.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not if you lock her in ball form and take away all her defensive powers. You can then objectify and humiliate Samus, telling her that she's a ball trying to convince people that she's a woman but nobody will believe her.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          hot

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >take away all her defensive powers
          While Samus has lost her power-up in various ways the two main instances are in Dread and Fusion. The galactic federation was also able to but they to surgically remove pieces are Samus's suit. Which would be all but impossible unless she were unconscious by something like X infection. Given her metroid DNA such a feat may be outright impossible. You would need to be a threat on par with Raven Beak, A chozo and a warrior Chozo at that. All that just to incapacitate her. Actually you'd need to be stronger considering how Dread ends. That is to say Samus ball humiliation is easier said than done.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >muh canon

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Stop caring about canon and just coom
              Make your fricking fantasies lore accurate. It's not hard.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are completely fine with this character after she got canonically blacked by Anthony Higgs?

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Females should not wear and dress and act like this irl

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to mention the term "trad wife"

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Okay be honest, is this thread just a stream-of-consciousness shitpost or GPT? Ganker is being FILLED with this kind of worthless tripe and I'm starting to worry Ganker will literally just become a pure spam board within the next few years
    turdies and turdies with GPT posting in their own little worlds not even engaging in a remote semblance of conversation anymore and it's all because some people just wanted to actually talk about video games.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker will literally just become a pure spam board
      >will
      How is this thread any different from the million "X is my waifu" shitposts?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do those waifu post so blatantly disregard canon?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker wasn't nearly this bad before 2020, with the advent of infinitely-generating text spam AI you can just have a bot bump your thread for 500 posts and jannies can't (won't) do anything about it
        I genuinely believe the bad actors on all sides will just turn most board discussion into not just off-topic garbage, but truly incomprehensibly illegible dumpster juice not suitable for even the most dedicated sharty teen

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >its samus because blue and her questionably canon mole

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    coomer cuck homosexual thread, everybody. move along.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but can the player self insert as Samus right?

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Federation jocks probably think Samus is the biggest bawd

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure there's a porn game out there with this exact premise

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