>In this world there's magical creatures and wizards.

>In this world there's magical creatures and wizards.
>Oh but also conventional warfare that leaves emotional scars and trauma.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is PTSD supposed to stop existing because your buddies got blown up by a dragon instead of a grenade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP is talking about the tonal canyon between Kent and all the wacky shit that goes on. It’s like when you find out the wizard cucked Pierre and is Abigail’s real father. But the you collect the last fish a the Junimos magically fix up another part of the community center.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the junimos are a local legend and no one ever actually sees anything magic other than the player, the wizard- who the townsfolk just see as an eccentric old man- and emily, who no one would believe anyway since she's a loony. it's in contrast to both the church of Yoba, who several people in town pray to and all of them have lives that are varying levels of shit, and the march of tech/industry with jojamart and the player's inevitable automation of their own farm

        or maybe concernedape just thought 'dudes with guns fighting weird magic stuff in a far-off land' is cool and was having a laugh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant the sense of what happens in the game, it’s like if you go to the doctor and hear a lady sobbing in the next room because she was diagnosed with terminal breast cancer. And then when you leave you see the seven dwarves whistling high ho.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get what you're saying but ironically that might be not the best choice of example.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never said who the woman with cancer was.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and no one ever actually sees anything magic other than [...]
          There's also the golem event with Abigail but apparently nobody gives a shit about monsters even though there was nobody but ol' Marlon to keep things and frick me I'm really thinking about this more than Ape ever did.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they just consider the monsters like dangerous animals or something. Like their version of Pokemon logic. We tell our kids to not go into the woods because they'll get eaten by coyotes, they tell theirs not to play in the caves because they'll get swarmed by Giga Iridigger Forma de Indigo bats.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >. But the you collect the last fish a the Junimos magically fix up another part of the community center.
        Am I the only one who's never bothered to do the community center? The game's so much more fun when you side with the corporation unironically

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Community Center is only fun for the first two playthroughs or so, then you realize how much of a waste of time all the little hoops it makes you jump through are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pierre is Abigail's father as it's canonically mentioned she dyed her hair . Caroline is the Wizard's daughter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          *used to dye her hair, and she herself says she can't remember the last time she actually dyed it and it just stays purple now. Like the Wizard's.
          >Caroline is the Wizard's daughter.
          you're a frickin' moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Emily is the wizard's daughter. Think about it.
            >blue hair
            >literally magical
            >looks nothing like her sister
            >parents nowhere to be seen

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, Emily is actually into the magical shit unlike Abigail. Abigail wants to fight with a sword, similar to Pierre who was a boxer.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're a frickin' moron
            Nah he's kinda right. Some of the dialogue does hint at the wizard possibly being pretty old, old enough to be Caroline's dad. His daughter could also be Emily. Even Jas, if we're going by hair colour, and those two are MUCH more likely because Abigail was literally born with the same hair colour as Pierre. Meanwhile as far as we know, Jas and Emily always had that unnatural hair colour.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a shit? its a ripoff of harvest moon and rune factory that tries to insert stupid western shit into the game. Black folk growing beans so the 7/11 goes out of business frick this game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be Japanese

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ? and you'll still have shit taste? im glad im not japanese.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jas!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >second post

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It ain't over until the fat janny sings.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kent is one of the best characters along with Gus, tbh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two characters you hardly ever interact with or know exist in stardew
      >the best
      Sounds about right

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    M. Rasmodius does magic, but he's more of just a weird old guy than a wizard as such. Even the strongest magic we see is extremely mundane stuff like "make your ex forget about you"

    The dwarves are rare as anything and nobody knows their language.

    I don't see how any of this affects the war. The magic is more of a whimsical nostalgic vibe kinda thing. That's why stardew is so great, the whole thing has an almost timeless 1980s Spielberg vibe even though it's nothing to do with that. It just gives me the same feeling you know?

    The real answer is that magic only exists in the setting when it's a required game mechanic that has no better explanation. Anyway, haunted chocolatier when?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously cute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost missed this, it's perfect. I foresee this being used a lot against certain posts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why she so smug? rape correction needed >:(

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jas is exclusively for consensual babymaking in the missionary position with the lights off.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As Yoba intended.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Forget correction, coloring needed 🙁

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The drawfriend went mia

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked his wife

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted there to be a sequel to Stardew Valley staring Kent during his time in the war. You know, getting captured, breaking out of the POW camp, committing war crimes, all the typical stuff. I also want a mod where Jodi gets a visit from the Army saying Kent's KIA so you can have an affair (and knock her up). Then it turns out he's just a POW and Jodi has to explain it to him when he gets back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how would the mod end? Does he murder suicide (You), Jodi, and then himself?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, he already sends you bombs in the mail, so why not?

        Actually though, I don't think Kent would have a leg to stand on, it's a no-fault affair, the Army told Jodi her husband is dead, not her fault right? Maybe he goes postal on the Army instead?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually though, I don't think Kent would have a leg to stand on
          He's got PTSD, not an amputation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings anons, Clint here. Just a reminder to upgrade your tools and stay away from my perfect girlfriend Emily! She's my lover and my better half and I don't like you snooping around her! If you don't, I'm taking a page out of Kent's playbook and sending you a bomb in the mail!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would ya incel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be inexperienced farmer with no luck with the ladies.
        >meet Emily after moving in
        >turns out she has a fetish for taking virginities, has slept with basically everyone in town.
        >have sex for the first time
        >Clint finds out about it
        >he's all sullen as he cracks your geodes
        >Emily later tells you that she threw herself at him a dozen times, even directly saying "let's frick"
        >Clint still screwed it up.
        >thank Emily for the help and then marry her sister.

        Someone make the mod.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an odd infatuation with Stardew's setting because of that. Weirdly original background noise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, but I wish Ape's autism with having players fill in the blanks coupled with his overall laziness when it comes to writing didn't frick us loregays over. There's so much shit I want to know more about and not even mods (aka glorified fanfiction) will cover most of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coupled with his overall laziness when it comes to writing
        please understand, he's already dealing with his laser-focus autism having to make his own engine and all the art and music and also dealing with a bad publisher deal and hiring people to help with networking and rewriting most of the game to be easier to mod and

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't think about it too much, OP. SV's world isn't that well thought-out

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought the war explains a lot about the setting. You make so much money because of food costs and you get a break on taxes because it's for the war effort. The war has cut off some modern technology so you get things like the internet and flatscreen tvs but no cell phones and Haley's running around with a Polaroid camera of all things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hailey is into photography, so her cameras could always be just an artistic choice of her tho

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to take his wife so badly and that one mod has shit writting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to cuck the only married man in town who actually deserves his wife
      There's a special place in hell for people like you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about George and Evelyn?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ew gross, why would you even bring them into this?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You said Kent was the only person who deserved his wife, there nothing sexual to it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She deserves better, ME

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry bro, best you can do is Pam.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep getting filtered by skull cavern

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for choco factory game to be released and finally black hole this game's entire cast.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not too optimistic about that game. CA essentially used Harvest Moon formula and perfected some of its flaws (while only making worse others such as the social aspects). There's nothing for him to build CF off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's gunning for recettear this time around. There's not much in the shopkeeper genre that could compare to a new game like stardew.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and finally black hole this game's entire cast
      Not going to happen. HC isn't going to replace SDV.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a game with magic why is there a need for conventional war?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because war never changes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean magic seems to be pretty rare even in Pelican Town

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To acquire resources that are used when casting spells or to make enchanted items and rituals, to expand your rule over more people and to get rid of other powerful mages.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Machine guns and fighter planes>spells and baubles. And what magic there is in Stardew Valley seems fairly useless for combat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Setting has both magic and modern tech
        >Keeps them separated
        Cowards, give me a fricking Magic Machine gun or a dragonskull rocket launcher that shoots fireballs, you all do the lamest shit with this kind of setting.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who said it wasn't a war against the gnomes or some shit?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The magical creatures and wizards are mostly hidden away. Simes/other creatures are treated like feral animals meant to be killed,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish you could customize spouse rooms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no Marnie wife

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Lewis afraid to be in a public relationship with her? Is it his position? Their age? Or is he embarrassed of her?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's also in a relationship with Robin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Linus

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"@... you look so nice today. Please come home as soon as you can, okay?$l#$e# I'm going to miss you.$s",
    >"Finally, you're all mine. Why don't you come to bed with me, @?$l#$e#I know you always look forward to it.$l",
    >"I've cleaned up the kitchen and done our laundry for tomorrow, @.#$b#Want me to do anything else? Anything for you...$l ",
    >"Me? Oh, I'm gonna go to bed soon, don't worry.#$e#I like when you fall asleep first, so I can watch you for a while.$l",
    >"Say, @. Have you ever thought about having kids? I certainly have...$l#$e#If you make up your mind tonight, I'm here.#$b#I'll take care of you really well, don't worry.$l",
    >"%kid1, I'll make sure you'll have the best mom in the world... I promise.$h#$e#Oh, hey @! I was just talking to %kid1. Something up?$h",
    >"@, now that we have two kids, you'll still give me the same amount of attention too, right?$s",

    Hnnngghhh bros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn the bachelors into girls
      >they completely mog the vanilla game's bachelorettes
      Alex my beloved

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guys always make the best girls when genderswapped.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll marry Haley.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the r63'd bachelors really need are e-girl versions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. not at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't agree more. Would love to see an ojou-sama Ellie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather more new characters. I wish there was an SVE expansion, but good.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >magical creatures and wizards
    >would somehow magically create less emotional scars and trauma

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magic doing the unthinkable and making people happy?
      >Naww, I gotta' have my GRIMDARK!!!!!!
      moron

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come the people in this tiny country village don't look like people who would live in a tiny country village.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because a lot of them are in fact city slickers who moved to Stardew.
      Kent was a garbage man who lived in the city with his family, Haley and her family are from the city, Elliot also recently moved to Stardew.

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