>invaded by da-

>invaded by da-

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played any From game but I would absolutely disconnect the moment I was invaded by anyone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have about 60 hours in DS3 and last time I played I got invaded by some guy who just absolutely obliterated me. I looked at his profile and he had nearly 3k hours in the game
      Why is this even a game mechanic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To add a downside to summoning white phantoms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can play offline. Only summoner pussies who want to have their cake and eat it too complain about invasions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Have your cake and eat it too
        Can't you only eat cake that you 'have'

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's almost as deep as that dildo shoved up your ass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whats wrong with having dildos in my butt since my feminzed dick don't work anymore :3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It means wanting to have a cake and eating it. If you eat the cake, you don't have it anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and because it's digital cake you can make infinite copies and you can both have it and eat it, yum sing!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          English proberbs are retarded like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can eat the cake you don't have if you pirate it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the best part is that I CAN actually have both my cake and eat it and you can't do shit about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just play online, you miss out on the heavily hidden content but that's a good thing because seeing how they relied on the message bandaid for people to find things instead of making it possible for people to reasonably discover where the fake walls are helps you realize how shit the games are

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you invaded if you aren't connected in the first place

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NIMBYs have invaded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      burgerpunk...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      burgerpunk...

      I think that's exactly how America looked in Snow Crash, except hundred times worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it called Pennsylvania? Do they make pencils there?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pennicillin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a guy named william penn named it i think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are NIMBYs so against living around people in actual communities? These gays are so selfish, they want all the convince without sacrificing the feel of living out in the country

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. Muh property prices
        2. Poor people (see 1)
        3. Brown people (see 1)
        4. Landlords

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're rich and "FUCK YOU; GOT MINE"'d into the "country" and don't want "the dirt poors" next to them.

        Which is why Hippity Hoppity, Time for the Chippity Choppity of Musk and anyone that makes triple-digit income should be required for the next six years to smarten them the fuck up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Yeah it may not be pretty, but at least it's saf-"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently this was some sheboon and she ended up killing a pregnant woman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-09-09/nurse-nicole-linton-hit-130-mph-before-fiery-windsor-hills-crash-court-documents-say

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bipolar strikes again. damn.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Over 200km hour
              She went over 4 times the residental area speed limit, how is that even possible? Like is that some kind of drag race track?
              Also why is there an intersection on 6-lane road? Why are there 6 lanes on residental/commercial district anyway?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The article says it's a mercedes. My guess it's a modern sportscar or something. If she was driving a shit box, she would be dead for sure. The engineering on these cars is really impressive. The real question is how can a nurse afford such a car?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                probably a lease. Im curious how she survived and her BF and infant died in the crash.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you live in fucking Romania or something? It's a major intersection not the one lane dirt road you're used to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't understand how a road(Or shouldn't that be a street when there is a direct access to stores etc.?) in middle of a city/town needs 6 lanes? No way everyone is going to drive 1-2km distances to store from their home everyday.
                >It's a major intersection
                Next to stores and gas stations? Why?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Americans don't have walkable street and can only move by car, so their road system is dystopic to even look at

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's called a stroad.
                It's cancer made with concrete or asphalt.

                I read the wikipedia article about stroads a bit
                Looks super inconvenient. Do they at least have lots of buses when they have so much roadspace? With that volume of traffic that just goes "suburbs -> store -> back to suburbs", it would make a perfect busy bus route. I live in 3rd country, but have a bus stop close to me that has bus going every 30~ minutes during the whole day(6-21) so it would be only logical that they have fuckton of bus routes in USA.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Do they at least have lots of buses when they have so much roadspace?
                >so it would be only logical that they have fuckton of bus routes in USA.
                Hahaha!
                It's USA, not a first world country.
                Funny enough we don't use 1st, 3rd and such.
                We call them I and U lands.
                I means it's a developed country, and U means it's a shithole without infrastructure.
                U as in USA is of course a shithole, but with lots of money.
                And if you're not one of those that have lots of money, you're living worse than people without jobs in the developed world.

                USA is one of the worst places in the world to live in.
                They are also among the top ranking in road deaths since their level of driving skills needed to pass a license is so low that you can have kindergarten kids mixed with grown ups and they all would pass.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmoa no

                as a Canadian who visits the US for shopping I am always in complete amazement at how disgusting everything is, and the sheer volume of homeless crazy people.

                Idk what the fuck they are doing down there but from my perspective USA is an absolute shithole, on the same tier as south sudan

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's due to how everything in the US is zoned. residential and commercial zones are strictly separate. and because everyone drives, there's minimum parking requirements that vary given the size of the space, which is how you end up with strip malls of wal marts, targets, chipotles, and dollar generals that are many miles long.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's called a stroad.
                It's cancer made with concrete or asphalt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >4 times
                Here in Españistan it's limited to 30km/h for all roads inside a town/city, god bless the EU.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also why is there an intersection on 6-lane road?
                Because that's Los Angeles, which is HEAVILY reliant on cars to get around anywhere in that shit hole.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon wasn't exaggerating about the sheboon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        impressive, first time I see a car actually explode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        straight to 1985

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VGH,,, McSOVL™

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a place specifically designed for travelers to stop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically comfy. Makes you feel like you're on a road trip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The contrast of burgerpunk with rolling hills and farmland framed by the looming Appalachian range in the distance is too kino for euros to understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We used to do trams and trains way more extensive and ambitious than Euros or anyone
      What the FUCK happened?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so afraid of invasions? You don't even lose anything if you die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can lose a lot in demon souls, but that was mainly because of shit like scraping spear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't even lose anything if you die.
      You lose time. But of course for nobodies time has no value.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're playing vidya your time is already worthless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure but I have a life and job so I'd rather spend 2 hours playing a game instead of spending 2 hours on one map just because of no-life twinks for no fucking reward or reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're weak minded beta males that fear any sort of "competition"
      They don't mind dying to the same boss or NPC invader 20 times, but the thought of loosing to another person just once gives them nightmares

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dying to boss is a skill issue, dying to twink build specialised for pvp and utilising cheesiest tactics is just waste of time and litmus test of stupidity since it's easy preventable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You cant really twink in the later souls games and you have at minimum one white phantom to gang up on the invader.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you can just call cop on a moron and hope for the best!
            or I simply forbid moron from entering my property, simple as

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All you have to do is not summon and you won't get invaded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I do that when I can have summons without invaders? Sounds like you have cuck mentality. Do you feel it's your obligation to get robbed by moron when you go out with friends? Must be amerimutt custom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people so afraid of being disconnected? You don't even lose anything if you’re disconnected

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >time
      >souls
      >ember
      >if you win you gain fuck all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better question is why play online if you are afraid of the games online functions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some invaders are just fucking gays and it leaves a bad impression on pvp as a whole.
      >replay ds1
      >do some forest pvp
      >keep getting some fag abusing heavy weapons hornet ring 1 shotting me with backstabs
      >if i start winning as host he runs and hides behind enemies
      >if i start winning as invader he chugs sippies
      >check profile
      >its a russian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play these games, but the format for competition is all fucked-up. You don't just drop people in for some forced dynamism. All conflict should be reasoned or purely competitive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an invasion, not a competition or a gladiator battle. Wtf do you want?

        I want to invade people. If you're too big of a pussy yet too weak a player to play without ember while ONLINE, just DC before you get invaded so I don't waste my time and you don't waste yours. How about that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get invaded
      >one shotted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are people so afraid of invasions?

      They're fucking pussies, end of story.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cause I dont play these games to get invaded. And no, its a mechanic but not part of the experience. If it was part of the experience then there wouldnt be ways to opt out from it such as being Hollow or killing the sinister bill ringer

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've played and beaten literally every soulsborne offline, feels great to enjoy the games without retarded messages and people

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lick the cable!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of invasion, is Ganker being fucking raided right now? Holy fuck every other thread is actual porn, and not even just the usual softcore shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s Ganker being fucking raided right now?
      Ganker has been "raided" for the past 7 years if you haven't noticed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >7 years
        GG was 9 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, by Ganker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Ganker with no chud Jannies. It's always late night.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be pc fag
    >got into dark souls 1-2-3 well after the normalfag zerg rush
    >feel like i missed out on a lot of player interactions
    >times i was invaded i was like ok well i’ll get my ass beat but i wont give it up for free
    >think i got haxxored only once which is alright considering how shit the anti cheat is i’ve heard
    guess i’ll face dark souls on my ownsome. just as god intended.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play a pirated copy of ER with online functions turned off
    >still get invaded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was me sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not sure about ER but older souls game had some scripted NPC invasions for people without inernet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Npc invaders are a thing

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just burn an effigy so invaders can’t entire my world

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like everyone forms their opinion on the PvP aspect on their first invasion. The first time I got invaded was by a twink who took little damage and 2 shot me. My response wasn't to get angry but rather "Holy shit I want to do the damage that guy is doing" and I ended up PMing him asking about what weapons/armor he wielded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine was getting BTFO by a guy so badly he'd stop and back off until I healed so he could fight me more. When I ran out of estus he dropped a lot of humanity and expected me to keep going but I jumped off the side because I'm not here for that

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOW COOL THREADERINO

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did he hit post before his internet came offline?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do that but before even starting the game. I don't like being spoiled by retarded messages on the ground

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MOOOM PULL THE PLUG
    I'll laugh at your pathetic ass since it's the only thing I can do

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    image shows a guy putting the ethernet in rather than out, he's not holding onto the clip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP wants to be invaded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if he just released the clip the moment the cable released? Ever thought about that, retard?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always yell "BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER" and go fight

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I judge a pvp by the fashion. If its someone who roleplay Artorias, Smaug, Logan or just a full set of an armor with a stylish weapon I go on with the duel. If it's some try hard min maxer with no fashion and some op weapon build he got from gamefaqs I disconnect.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >invasionfags spend days of their life copying minimax builds they found online
    >can't even use it because nobody likes dealing with them

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Invaded by da-
    >Chameleon
    >Wait until they get bored and kill themselves because they won't use the separation crystal
    >Pick up the souls
    >Continue playing like normal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invade a hider
      >he has Blues Brothers on
      >rack up a double-digit blue kill count because they can't do anything without a host

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blues suck so fucking much it's not even funny, all they do is feed the invader free flasks, I never summon them anymore

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I purposely use the taunted tongue to add some Hispanice to my gameplay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same
      then I use mimic veil and hide

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and hide
        In plain sight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's so funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did this once in ds2 as a barrel. this is even more satisfying than killing the invader lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            D-did you follow him as the barrel?

            >Hmm, was that barrel there before?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Invaded by-ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's happening here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reaction to dark souls invasion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GF getting mad at BF for playing too many video games and filming a "revenge" video for her Instagram. She got third degree burns on her arm from cutting the power cable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would leave her for that if she didn't get hurt, but if she got hurt like that I would be able to forgive her as long as she lets me joke about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao that is the moment you say goodbye to that mental bitch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek I made this up and kept spamming this story and glad to see it was reposted

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice i thought that actually happened i was even telling people in another thread about that story you bastard lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PC worth ~$1k
      >Cuts ~$30 worth of cables
      >Gets 3rd degree burns in the process
      God, women are fucking stupid

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dababy?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always laugh. You are only broadcasting an admitting exactly how much of a pussy and child you are.

    Imagine being so scared and stupid that you need to DISCONNECT YOUR DEVICE.Imagine it. Coulda just jumped off a cliff or something to deny me satisfaction but instead you decided to sprint upstairs to your bedroom and slam the door shut. Retard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, the actual chad move is to play with the cheat engine so invaders get mogged.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah even that would be more respectable than their disconnecting. Not to mention forcing the session to end is against ToS and you're building up to your eventual softbun.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Invaded by dar-

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get people who do this. Why even play the game? Summon/Invasion system is what makes Souls games so good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you never played when Dark Bead and Pursuers was all anyone would ever use.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did. Shit was easy as fuck to dodge.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*Installs Seamless Coop*
    Not my fucking problem.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Bloodborne with ethernet connected
    >having a great time reading messages and seeing phantoms
    >reach Nightmare Frontier
    >A BELL RINGING WOMAN RINGS A SINISTER SOUND
    >Immediately invaded
    >Throw self off cliff by Lamp
    >Offline Mode in Nightmare Frontier and Nightmare of Mensis

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