I have about 60 hours in DS3 and last time I played I got invaded by some guy who just absolutely obliterated me. I looked at his profile and he had nearly 3k hours in the game
Why is this even a game mechanic?
You can just play online, you miss out on the heavily hidden content but that's a good thing because seeing how they relied on the message bandaid for people to find things instead of making it possible for people to reasonably discover where the fake walls are helps you realize how shit the games are
Why are NIMBYs so against living around people in actual communities? These homosexuals are so selfish, they want all the convince without sacrificing the feel of living out in the country
Because they're rich and "FRICK YOU; GOT MINE"'d into the "country" and don't want "the dirt poors" next to them.
Which is why Hippity Hoppity, Time for the Chippity Choppity of Musk and anyone that makes triple-digit income should be required for the next six years to smarten them the frick up.
>Over 200km hour
She went over 4 times the residental area speed limit, how is that even possible? Like is that some kind of drag race track?
Also why is there an intersection on 6-lane road? Why are there 6 lanes on residental/commercial district anyway?
1 year ago
Anonymous
The article says it's a mercedes. My guess it's a modern sportscar or something. If she was driving a shit box, she would be dead for sure. The engineering on these cars is really impressive. The real question is how can a nurse afford such a car?
1 year ago
Anonymous
probably a lease. Im curious how she survived and her BF and infant died in the crash.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Do you live in fricking Romania or something? It's a major intersection not the one lane dirt road you're used to.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I just don't understand how a road(Or shouldn't that be a street when there is a direct access to stores etc.?) in middle of a city/town needs 6 lanes? No way everyone is going to drive 1-2km distances to store from their home everyday. >It's a major intersection
Next to stores and gas stations? Why?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Americans don't have walkable street and can only move by car, so their road system is dystopic to even look at
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's called a stroad.
It's cancer made with concrete or asphalt.
I read the wikipedia article about stroads a bit
Looks super inconvenient. Do they at least have lots of buses when they have so much roadspace? With that volume of traffic that just goes "suburbs -> store -> back to suburbs", it would make a perfect busy bus route. I live in 3rd country, but have a bus stop close to me that has bus going every 30~ minutes during the whole day(6-21) so it would be only logical that they have frickton of bus routes in USA.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Do they at least have lots of buses when they have so much roadspace? >so it would be only logical that they have frickton of bus routes in USA.
Hahaha!
It's USA, not a first world country.
Funny enough we don't use 1st, 3rd and such.
We call them I and U lands.
I means it's a developed country, and U means it's a shithole without infrastructure.
U as in USA is of course a shithole, but with lots of money.
And if you're not one of those that have lots of money, you're living worse than people without jobs in the developed world.
USA is one of the worst places in the world to live in.
They are also among the top ranking in road deaths since their level of driving skills needed to pass a license is so low that you can have kindergarten kids mixed with grown ups and they all would pass.
1 year ago
Anonymous
lmoa no
as a Canadian who visits the US for shopping I am always in complete amazement at how disgusting everything is, and the sheer volume of homeless crazy people.
Idk what the frick they are doing down there but from my perspective USA is an absolute shithole, on the same tier as south sudan
1 year ago
Anonymous
it's due to how everything in the US is zoned. residential and commercial zones are strictly separate. and because everyone drives, there's minimum parking requirements that vary given the size of the space, which is how you end up with strip malls of wal marts, targets, chipotles, and dollar generals that are many miles long.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's called a stroad.
It's cancer made with concrete or asphalt.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>4 times
Here in Españistan it's limited to 30km/h for all roads inside a town/city, god bless the EU.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Also why is there an intersection on 6-lane road?
Because that's Los Angeles, which is HEAVILY reliant on cars to get around anywhere in that shit hole.
sure but I have a life and job so I'd rather spend 2 hours playing a game instead of spending 2 hours on one map just because of no-life twinks for no fricking reward or reason
They're weak minded beta males that fear any sort of "competition"
They don't mind dying to the same boss or NPC invader 20 times, but the thought of loosing to another person just once gives them nightmares
dying to boss is a skill issue, dying to twink build specialised for pvp and utilising cheesiest tactics is just waste of time and litmus test of stupidity since it's easy preventable
All you have to do is not summon and you won't get invaded.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why would I do that when I can have summons without invaders? Sounds like you have cuck mentality. Do you feel it's your obligation to get robbed by Black person when you go out with friends? Must be amerimutt custom.
Some invaders are just fricking homosexuals and it leaves a bad impression on pvp as a whole. >replay ds1 >do some forest pvp >keep getting some gay abusing heavy weapons hornet ring 1 shotting me with backstabs >if i start winning as host he runs and hides behind enemies >if i start winning as invader he chugs sippies >check profile >its a russian
Don't play these games, but the format for competition is all fricked-up. You don't just drop people in for some forced dynamism. All conflict should be reasoned or purely competitive.
It's an invasion, not a competition or a gladiator battle. Wtf do you want?
I want to invade people. If you're too big of a pussy yet too weak a player to play without ember while ONLINE, just DC before you get invaded so I don't waste my time and you don't waste yours. How about that?
Cause I dont play these games to get invaded. And no, its a mechanic but not part of the experience. If it was part of the experience then there wouldnt be ways to opt out from it such as being Hollow or killing the sinister bill ringer
Speaking of invasion, is Ganker being fricking raided right now? Holy frick every other thread is actual porn, and not even just the usual softcore shit.
>be pc gay >got into dark souls 1-2-3 well after the normalgay zerg rush >feel like i missed out on a lot of player interactions >times i was invaded i was like ok well i’ll get my ass beat but i wont give it up for free >think i got haxxored only once which is alright considering how shit the anti cheat is i’ve heard
guess i’ll face dark souls on my ownsome. just as god intended.
I feel like everyone forms their opinion on the PvP aspect on their first invasion. The first time I got invaded was by a twink who took little damage and 2 shot me. My response wasn't to get angry but rather "Holy shit I want to do the damage that guy is doing" and I ended up PMing him asking about what weapons/armor he wielded.
Mine was getting BTFO by a guy so badly he'd stop and back off until I healed so he could fight me more. When I ran out of estus he dropped a lot of humanity and expected me to keep going but I jumped off the side because I'm not here for that
I judge a pvp by the fashion. If its someone who roleplay Artorias, Smaug, Logan or just a full set of an armor with a stylish weapon I go on with the duel. If it's some try hard min maxer with no fashion and some op weapon build he got from gamefaqs I disconnect.
>Invaded by da- >Chameleon >Wait until they get bored and kill themselves because they won't use the separation crystal >Pick up the souls >Continue playing like normal
GF getting mad at BF for playing too many video games and filming a "revenge" video for her Instagram. She got third degree burns on her arm from cutting the power cable.
I always laugh. You are only broadcasting an admitting exactly how much of a pussy and child you are.
Imagine being so scared and stupid that you need to DISCONNECT YOUR DEVICE.Imagine it. Coulda just jumped off a cliff or something to deny me satisfaction but instead you decided to sprint upstairs to your bedroom and slam the door shut. moron.
Yeah even that would be more respectable than their disconnecting. Not to mention forcing the session to end is against ToS and you're building up to your eventual softbun.
>playing Bloodborne with ethernet connected >having a great time reading messages and seeing phantoms >reach Nightmare Frontier >A BELL RINGING WOMAN RINGS A SINISTER SOUND >Immediately invaded >Throw self off cliff by Lamp >Offline Mode in Nightmare Frontier and Nightmare of Mensis
I never played any From game but I would absolutely disconnect the moment I was invaded by anyone.
I have about 60 hours in DS3 and last time I played I got invaded by some guy who just absolutely obliterated me. I looked at his profile and he had nearly 3k hours in the game
Why is this even a game mechanic?
To add a downside to summoning white phantoms.
You can play offline. Only summoner pussies who want to have their cake and eat it too complain about invasions
>Have your cake and eat it too
Can't you only eat cake that you 'have'
That's almost as deep as that dildo shoved up your ass
whats wrong with having dildos in my butt since my feminzed dick don't work anymore :3
It means wanting to have a cake and eating it. If you eat the cake, you don't have it anymore.
and because it's digital cake you can make infinite copies and you can both have it and eat it, yum sing!
English proberbs are moronic like that.
You can eat the cake you don't have if you pirate it.
the best part is that I CAN actually have both my cake and eat it and you can't do shit about it
You can just play online, you miss out on the heavily hidden content but that's a good thing because seeing how they relied on the message bandaid for people to find things instead of making it possible for people to reasonably discover where the fake walls are helps you realize how shit the games are
How are you invaded if you aren't connected in the first place
>NIMBYs have invaded
>pic
Kino
burgerpunk...
I think that's exactly how America looked in Snow Crash, except hundred times worse.
Why is it called Pennsylvania? Do they make pencils there?
pennicillin
a guy named william penn named it i think
Why are NIMBYs so against living around people in actual communities? These homosexuals are so selfish, they want all the convince without sacrificing the feel of living out in the country
1. Muh property prices
2. Poor people (see 1)
3. Brown people (see 1)
4. Landlords
Because they're rich and "FRICK YOU; GOT MINE"'d into the "country" and don't want "the dirt poors" next to them.
Which is why Hippity Hoppity, Time for the Chippity Choppity of Musk and anyone that makes triple-digit income should be required for the next six years to smarten them the frick up.
>"Yeah it may not be pretty, but at least it's saf-"
Apparently this was some sheboon and she ended up killing a pregnant woman
Source?
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-09-09/nurse-nicole-linton-hit-130-mph-before-fiery-windsor-hills-crash-court-documents-say
Bipolar strikes again. damn.
>Over 200km hour
She went over 4 times the residental area speed limit, how is that even possible? Like is that some kind of drag race track?
Also why is there an intersection on 6-lane road? Why are there 6 lanes on residental/commercial district anyway?
The article says it's a mercedes. My guess it's a modern sportscar or something. If she was driving a shit box, she would be dead for sure. The engineering on these cars is really impressive. The real question is how can a nurse afford such a car?
probably a lease. Im curious how she survived and her BF and infant died in the crash.
Do you live in fricking Romania or something? It's a major intersection not the one lane dirt road you're used to.
I just don't understand how a road(Or shouldn't that be a street when there is a direct access to stores etc.?) in middle of a city/town needs 6 lanes? No way everyone is going to drive 1-2km distances to store from their home everyday.
>It's a major intersection
Next to stores and gas stations? Why?
Americans don't have walkable street and can only move by car, so their road system is dystopic to even look at
I read the wikipedia article about stroads a bit
Looks super inconvenient. Do they at least have lots of buses when they have so much roadspace? With that volume of traffic that just goes "suburbs -> store -> back to suburbs", it would make a perfect busy bus route. I live in 3rd country, but have a bus stop close to me that has bus going every 30~ minutes during the whole day(6-21) so it would be only logical that they have frickton of bus routes in USA.
>Do they at least have lots of buses when they have so much roadspace?
>so it would be only logical that they have frickton of bus routes in USA.
Hahaha!
It's USA, not a first world country.
Funny enough we don't use 1st, 3rd and such.
We call them I and U lands.
I means it's a developed country, and U means it's a shithole without infrastructure.
U as in USA is of course a shithole, but with lots of money.
And if you're not one of those that have lots of money, you're living worse than people without jobs in the developed world.
USA is one of the worst places in the world to live in.
They are also among the top ranking in road deaths since their level of driving skills needed to pass a license is so low that you can have kindergarten kids mixed with grown ups and they all would pass.
lmoa no
as a Canadian who visits the US for shopping I am always in complete amazement at how disgusting everything is, and the sheer volume of homeless crazy people.
Idk what the frick they are doing down there but from my perspective USA is an absolute shithole, on the same tier as south sudan
it's due to how everything in the US is zoned. residential and commercial zones are strictly separate. and because everyone drives, there's minimum parking requirements that vary given the size of the space, which is how you end up with strip malls of wal marts, targets, chipotles, and dollar generals that are many miles long.
It's called a stroad.
It's cancer made with concrete or asphalt.
>4 times
Here in Españistan it's limited to 30km/h for all roads inside a town/city, god bless the EU.
>Also why is there an intersection on 6-lane road?
Because that's Los Angeles, which is HEAVILY reliant on cars to get around anywhere in that shit hole.
Anon wasn't exaggerating about the sheboon
impressive, first time I see a car actually explode
straight to 1985
VGH,,, McSOVL™
This is a place specifically designed for travelers to stop
Unironically comfy. Makes you feel like you're on a road trip
The contrast of burgerpunk with rolling hills and farmland framed by the looming Appalachian range in the distance is too kino for euros to understand
SOVL
>We used to do trams and trains way more extensive and ambitious than Euros or anyone
What the FRICK happened?
Why are people so afraid of invasions? You don't even lose anything if you die.
You can lose a lot in demon souls, but that was mainly because of shit like scraping spear.
>You don't even lose anything if you die.
You lose time. But of course for nobodies time has no value.
If you're playing vidya your time is already worthless
sure but I have a life and job so I'd rather spend 2 hours playing a game instead of spending 2 hours on one map just because of no-life twinks for no fricking reward or reason
They're weak minded beta males that fear any sort of "competition"
They don't mind dying to the same boss or NPC invader 20 times, but the thought of loosing to another person just once gives them nightmares
dying to boss is a skill issue, dying to twink build specialised for pvp and utilising cheesiest tactics is just waste of time and litmus test of stupidity since it's easy preventable
You cant really twink in the later souls games and you have at minimum one white phantom to gang up on the invader.
>you can just call cop on a Black person and hope for the best!
or I simply forbid Black person from entering my property, simple as
All you have to do is not summon and you won't get invaded.
Why would I do that when I can have summons without invaders? Sounds like you have cuck mentality. Do you feel it's your obligation to get robbed by Black person when you go out with friends? Must be amerimutt custom.
Why are people so afraid of being disconnected? You don't even lose anything if you’re disconnected
>time
>souls
>ember
>if you win you gain frick all
Better question is why play online if you are afraid of the games online functions
Some invaders are just fricking homosexuals and it leaves a bad impression on pvp as a whole.
>replay ds1
>do some forest pvp
>keep getting some gay abusing heavy weapons hornet ring 1 shotting me with backstabs
>if i start winning as host he runs and hides behind enemies
>if i start winning as invader he chugs sippies
>check profile
>its a russian
Don't play these games, but the format for competition is all fricked-up. You don't just drop people in for some forced dynamism. All conflict should be reasoned or purely competitive.
It's an invasion, not a competition or a gladiator battle. Wtf do you want?
I want to invade people. If you're too big of a pussy yet too weak a player to play without ember while ONLINE, just DC before you get invaded so I don't waste my time and you don't waste yours. How about that?
>get invaded
>one shotted
>Why are people so afraid of invasions?
They're fricking pussies, end of story.
Cause I dont play these games to get invaded. And no, its a mechanic but not part of the experience. If it was part of the experience then there wouldnt be ways to opt out from it such as being Hollow or killing the sinister bill ringer
i've played and beaten literally every soulsborne offline, feels great to enjoy the games without moronic messages and people
Lick the cable!
Speaking of invasion, is Ganker being fricking raided right now? Holy frick every other thread is actual porn, and not even just the usual softcore shit.
>s Ganker being fricking raided right now?
Ganker has been "raided" for the past 7 years if you haven't noticed
>7 years
GG was 9 years ago
Yes, by Ganker.
That's Ganker with no troony Jannies. It's always late night.
>be pc gay
>got into dark souls 1-2-3 well after the normalgay zerg rush
>feel like i missed out on a lot of player interactions
>times i was invaded i was like ok well i’ll get my ass beat but i wont give it up for free
>think i got haxxored only once which is alright considering how shit the anti cheat is i’ve heard
guess i’ll face dark souls on my ownsome. just as god intended.
>play a pirated copy of ER with online functions turned off
>still get invaded
that was me sorry
not sure about ER but older souls game had some scripted NPC invasions for people without inernet
Npc invaders are a thing
I just burn an effigy so invaders can’t entire my world
I feel like everyone forms their opinion on the PvP aspect on their first invasion. The first time I got invaded was by a twink who took little damage and 2 shot me. My response wasn't to get angry but rather "Holy shit I want to do the damage that guy is doing" and I ended up PMing him asking about what weapons/armor he wielded.
Mine was getting BTFO by a guy so badly he'd stop and back off until I healed so he could fight me more. When I ran out of estus he dropped a lot of humanity and expected me to keep going but I jumped off the side because I'm not here for that
WOW COOL THREADERINO
How did he hit post before his internet came offline?
I do that but before even starting the game. I don't like being spoiled by moronic messages on the ground
>MOOOM PULL THE PLUG
I'll laugh at your pathetic ass since it's the only thing I can do
image shows a guy putting the ethernet in rather than out, he's not holding onto the clip
OP wants to be invaded.
what if he just released the clip the moment the cable released? Ever thought about that, moron?
I always yell "BRING IT MOTHERFRICKER" and go fight
I judge a pvp by the fashion. If its someone who roleplay Artorias, Smaug, Logan or just a full set of an armor with a stylish weapon I go on with the duel. If it's some try hard min maxer with no fashion and some op weapon build he got from gamefaqs I disconnect.
>invasiongays spend days of their life copying minimax builds they found online
>can't even use it because nobody likes dealing with them
>Invaded by da-
>Chameleon
>Wait until they get bored and kill themselves because they won't use the separation crystal
>Pick up the souls
>Continue playing like normal
>invade a hider
>he has Blues Brothers on
>rack up a double-digit blue kill count because they can't do anything without a host
blues suck so fricking much it's not even funny, all they do is feed the invader free flasks, I never summon them anymore
I purposely use the taunted tongue to add some spice to my gameplay
same
then I use mimic veil and hide
>and hide
In plain sight
It's so funny
did this once in ds2 as a barrel. this is even more satisfying than killing the invader lol
D-did you follow him as the barrel?
>Hmm, was that barrel there before?
>Invaded by-ACK
what's happening here?
reaction to dark souls invasion
GF getting mad at BF for playing too many video games and filming a "revenge" video for her Instagram. She got third degree burns on her arm from cutting the power cable.
I would leave her for that if she didn't get hurt, but if she got hurt like that I would be able to forgive her as long as she lets me joke about it.
lmao that is the moment you say goodbye to that mental b***h
kek I made this up and kept spamming this story and glad to see it was reposted
Nice i thought that actually happened i was even telling people in another thread about that story you bastard lol
I hate women
>PC worth ~$1k
>Cuts ~$30 worth of cables
>Gets 3rd degree burns in the process
God, women are fricking stupid
Little b***h
dababy?
I always laugh. You are only broadcasting an admitting exactly how much of a pussy and child you are.
Imagine being so scared and stupid that you need to DISCONNECT YOUR DEVICE.Imagine it. Coulda just jumped off a cliff or something to deny me satisfaction but instead you decided to sprint upstairs to your bedroom and slam the door shut. moron.
True, the actual chad move is to play with the cheat engine so invaders get mogged.
Yeah even that would be more respectable than their disconnecting. Not to mention forcing the session to end is against ToS and you're building up to your eventual softbun.
>Invaded by dar-
I don't get people who do this. Why even play the game? Summon/Invasion system is what makes Souls games so good.
Clearly you never played when Dark Bead and Pursuers was all anyone would ever use.
I did. Shit was easy as frick to dodge.
>*Installs Seamless Coop*
Not my fricking problem.
homosexual
>playing Bloodborne with ethernet connected
>having a great time reading messages and seeing phantoms
>reach Nightmare Frontier
>A BELL RINGING WOMAN RINGS A SINISTER SOUND
>Immediately invaded
>Throw self off cliff by Lamp
>Offline Mode in Nightmare Frontier and Nightmare of Mensis