>Is a genius with endless robots, his own army of geneticly modified animals
>Even being helped and supported by an evil godlike mask being with magic powers
>Has full acess to a time machine too
>Still loses to a furry walking Bandicoot and his sister
How?
to be fair he spins really fast
>his own army of geneticly modified animals
Crash was one of them, you dip.
his only inexcusable mistake was letting crash. Coco, and akuaku onto the time twister where they could retrieve the crystals and gems before he could.
Crash was a failure though. Outside of being bipedal, he has no special traits compared to the other mutants
he has retard strength
>Crash was a failure though
Not with those reflexes and ridiculous strength he isn't
He was able to canonically beat all other cortex experiments. Cortex made him with expectation of Crash being a leader/general to the rest of them
Except Rilla Roo who was too strong and so was never defeated by Crash as a result
Rillla Roo wins.
More like this motherfucker ran after seeing what Crash was capable of and didn't want any of it, until Uka Uka call his scary ass to fill in a slot
>Be Rilla Roo
>Be made of the leftover mixed up DNA of Dingodile and some random Gorilla DNA
>Get made by N Brio while he's drunk at 3am
>Never get used in any combat and instead just break out and spend your days eating bannas and sleeping
>One day some random alien demands you race around the world in Go Karts
>Another day you get summed by Uka Uka to bounce around on Pogo Sticks and ice skate around on floating podiums
Rilla Roo really did live the best life
Cursed from Birth
Born with Girth
>spend your days eating bannas and sleeping
But that sounds pretty boring life tho. At least Crash got to live in a house, with a couch, living room, kitchen, etc. and played video games.
But I guess for a monkey eating bananas and sleeping all day is a pretty swell life.
>Crash was a failure though
Only because he's retarded. He's still physically the Mutanimal Commando General.
And it didn't pan out because Cortex is egotastical as fuck which is ultimately his demise. He completely ignored Brio's remarks about the evolvo ray not being calibrated and he didn't give a shit. If he had listened to Brio he would've conquered the world.
>If he had listened to Brio he would've conquered the world
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUHHkJwrMBk
I mean it's always been my own headcanon that the reason Brio turned on Cortex in Crash 2 was down to Cortex never listening to Brio and taking all the credit for things Brio had done and made nevermind that it's obvious Brio was simply replaced by N.Gin
Obviously not since he can solo all of Cortex's forces and allies.
Crash can defeat people stronger than him in physical combat. He can operate motorcycles, WWII planes and robots. He can navigate puzzles and be quick on his feet when it comes to problem solving.
He was supposed to lead his Cortex Commandos, he was made to be the strongest of them all. He was only a failure because he came out an autistic sperg he couldn't control
>There's another timeline in which Cortex just did not bother making Crash and so was able to enslave the planet and "win" his goal of world domination
Pretty much just Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart but Crash Bandicoot would be pretty kino
Suppose the real question is if Cortex loses then how come all the levels set in the far distance future in 3 Cortex has clearly taken over and has his name on everything then?
>muh timelines
>muh multiverses
No thanks
You can't beat a cartoon animal.
loses to a furry walking Bandicoot Specifically genetically designed to be strong and lead his furry army until something went wrong, a Good godlike mask, and his sister
ftfy
>his own army of geneticly modified animals
Ackchyually, it's Brio that created the army of animals. That's why in crash 3 you mainly fight against robotic assistants.
>Crash is genetically modified to be capable and strong
>Has support from a good godlike mask being with magic powers
>Also has access to a time machine
>Wins against the evil scientist
Yes...?
He's a little guy.
That furry walking bandicoot was the first of his animal modification experiments. He was too strong and escaped so he held back on all further ones.
It's just cartoon logic, dude. In a more realistic or edgy setting not bound by cartoony laws where the goofy heroes always triumphs, Crash would've died horribly by fighting any of the giant carnivorous mutants with big muscles and sharp teeth. Or he would've given up and just went home. Then Cortex would've have nothing to stand in his way, other than the world's military forces.
To be fair that's what happened in alternate Tawnas timeline in Crash4
Or at least Crash was killed by alt universe female N Trophy