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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like monkeypox, seeing as it's spread by contact

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No considering AIDS makes you weaker while Pokerus accelerates your growth(makes you stronger)

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexually transmitted (they catch it from their trainers)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what were /vp/'s reactions upon the 1st time seeing infected mons? I was, like, hype back then when I played Emerald, 'cause I was already informed about its effects on Pkmn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i encountered a shiny ferroseed and it self destructed in my face before i could catch it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, no, no... First time contracting Pokérus.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i just wanted to vent it sucks because shiny ferroseed looks so cool and its the third shiny i've ever seen in my life in the wild

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I found a shiny exeggcute in Firered in the safari zone.[spoiler]I never went back.[/spoiler]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Erm, thanks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, reminds me when I encountered a green zubat in FRLG, I killed it as usual and thought it was sick or infected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is this face oh God I hate it so much
      didn't even knew what it was doing but I knew what pkrs was, weird way of displaying it
      >captcha: PRSG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why this was removed in SV. I don't buy the Covid-19 explanation since nobody has ever tried to say that it was based off any other viruses like the Flu or Ebola.

      I got one of those hacked Pokemon with it off the ORAS wonder trade. I had no idea what it was until I looked it up and I thought it was pretty cool, so I infected my legit Pokemon with it before releasing the hacked one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Played pokemon since gen 2 and didn't encounter Pokerus until Ultra Moon when I was EV training my Chesnaught. Shit was cash, and I still have an infected Abra in my box. And then Gamefreak decided to dexit Pokerus in Scarlet and Violet. God I hate Gaymfreak such much its unreal.

        Good riddance, I don't play gen 7+ games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never encountered it until gen 6 via wonder trade. I already knew what it was since I remembered reading about it during gen 4/5. I think I was pleasantly surprised, like "oh yeah, I remember reading about this". But I only ever went through the trouble of IV breeding and EV training a couple of pokemon in total.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Played pokemon since gen 2 and didn't encounter Pokerus until Ultra Moon when I was EV training my Chesnaught. Shit was cash, and I still have an infected Abra in my box. And then Gamefreak decided to dexit Pokerus in Scarlet and Violet. God I hate Gaymfreak such much its unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got it in R/S back in the day, it was pretty exciting, but I was a dumb kid who didn't really know anything about ev training, so I let it go to waste.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey anon, did you know that even cured Pokemon retained their boosted stat gain?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Encountered it randomly when I was like 6/7, cried hysterically because I thought all my pokemon were going to die, my mom had to find a post on gamefaqs explaining it to calm me down.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up getting it through the pomeg glitch. Spread it to all my team members and legendaries, and have an Altaria that I keep around just for continuing to spread it. It's pretty exciting to finally have some of these ultra rare things you only heard about as a kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made a box called Quarantn that I spread pokerus to a zubat, noibat, gligar, and woobat to and keep them in.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My starter Snivy started with Pokerus.
    I let it transfer its aids to a friend via trade.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice i love pozzing all of my pokemon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can humans get Pokerus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. animal rapist

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the real life equivalent of pokerus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ebola.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it feels like so long ago that happened but it's only been 10 years

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times have you been patient zero for Pokerus in a Pokemon game? I've had at least three across gens 2-4.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never know where it started because I infrequently check summary and by the time I find out I got pokerus my entire party has it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just meant simply getting it on your own save file and not from interacting with others.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh, 100% of the times I've gotten it because who the frick plays multiplayer in these things
          I think I got one in Emerald, Platinum, and Black or Black 2.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's what Pokemon who frick their trainers contract.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well considering it got removed because of the Corona I'd say it's that

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