Is it even allowed in 40K to have girls THIS cute!?!

Is it even allowed in 40K to have girls THIS cute!?!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her gills give me heretical ideas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gills
      WHAT THE FUCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Navigator
      >Heretical
      You may not want to go down that path, just saying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will be gentle. Maybe she will even like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if I stick my dick in them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She will get an orgasm and summon some demons at the same time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lots of unnecessary infections.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          completely necessary*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gills
      WHAT THE FUCK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly surprised it took this long for someone to post this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >veiny tits

        YES

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lick Cassia
        >she tastes like fish
        >I hate fish
        >drop Cassia
        >go romance the xenos instead
        Fish is where I draw the line.
        I wonder what Yrliet tastes like.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, they're only making exceptions because it's an rpg dating sim

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I find this mutant who could kill me attractive? She has a pallid skin tone, red eyes, visible veins and old white hair, creepy neck gills and yet I'm all in. Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her voice acting is really cute. Far better than the angry space elf, even though the space elf is surprisingly good.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to tenderly toss her out an airlock

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cute but those claws scare me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those claws are ideal for playing with your glans

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not against the emprah as long as its anal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My heart and my dick both are aligned in the Emperor's service she's fucking sexy bros and broke as shit in combat

      No gills pussy? Pass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My heart and my dick both are aligned in the Emperor's service she's fucking sexy bros and broke as shit in combat

      You will never fuck her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My heart and body are satisfied knowing she is out there protecting us and that she is reserved only for the Emperor and no other man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm quite sure God-Emperor endorse babymaking sex in his name.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not with sisters of battle; they are the brides of the emperor.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I am almost positive Sisters have had sex before, I think Cain even banged one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, yes. He can have them eventually. But for now they must contribute to the glorious spreading of humanity.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not true. This is nun projection by readers. No works even imply that sisters aren't allowed relationships. They're just such massive fanatics that you would have to be one too to interest them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't the Emperor want his loyal subjects to procreate and spread mankind?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reserved only for the Emperor and no other man.
          The clergy fucks the shit out of them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please no 🙁

            Doesn't the Emperor want his loyal subjects to procreate and spread mankind?

            I'm quite sure God-Emperor endorse babymaking sex in his name.

            yeah but the sisters aren't into that shit, i guess

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >please no
              It's canon, the old men in there have basically made a harem for themselves by tricking them into thinking that sucking their old wrinkly dicks is for the emperor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it's grimdark enough. I'm just surprised games workshop signed off on something like that, they normally avoid anything sex related or just loosely imply anything sexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's also the reason why they are always attractive in the official artwork.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why they are always attractive in the official artwork.
                Why do you retards keep posting in these threads when you clearly don't know shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Should add a blank so we can have constant lines of our inner thoughts on how disgusting they are

          Ciaphous cain novels has a leader of the local sisters flirt with him and canonically fuck around for fun. His novels are pretty much always going against the grain of 40k (showing actual happy citizens, idealized worlds at times, commisars sometimes caring for their men outside of cain, inquisitors with feelings etc) but they're popular and black libary so they are canon and at least 1 of these chicks does fuck human men (specifically human men and specifically she fucks them she's very aggresive about it).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(showing actual happy citizens, idealized worlds at times, commisars sometimes caring for their men outside of cain, inquisitors with feelings etc)
            To be fair, the Galaxy is too big for every part of the imperium to be full of assholes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thats the point, it's like what one person said, fighting Tyranids, Orks, Chaos, Eldar, Necrons, etc is like 5-10% of what the Imperial Guard does.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno anon
                there are a LOT of Orks and Tyranids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anal
      Name a faster way to become a nurgle cultist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The vow of purity is not a vow of chastity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My heart and my dick both are aligned in the Emperor's service she's fucking sexy bros and broke as shit in combat

      >no romance (so far)
      hope its like pathfinders Valerie where we have to earn the best one but fear well just have to mod it to CORRECT this mistake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yeah Valerie was great. Her telling you how proud she was for fucking a hobo while you were intimate was great.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah yeah Valerie was great. Her telling you how proud she was for fucking a hobo while you were intimate was great.
          yeah I hated that too so did everyone
          still doesnt change that shit romance was the best straight one in all the pathfinder games so far (inb4 arue LMAO)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(inb4 arue LMAO)
            You think I would nominate Arue after complaining about Valerie talking about her sex life lmao. That sure would be hypocritical.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Arue exist for people with a fetish for reforming sluts. She is great.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh i know but some people will bring her "virgin" whore ass up as a good one

              Cassia is full speed ahead moe, I'm flabbergasted a WRPG character like that even exists in modern times and from the same people who made Commiefornia dreck like Pathfinder. If your whole party is killed and she's the last character she starts going 'I I I I don't know what to do!!' in a cute voice. She is constantly blushing and stammering and getting flustered. Really remarkable in modern times.

              they seem to know what their doing with her making her front and center screwing the sob fans and forcing us to fuck her instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not true, there are STRONG waifu flags with Eldar girl too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they didnt make a ygritte table top model
                and as for fucking her i am not sticking my dick into a xeno

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked the tiefling girls.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My heart and my dick both are aligned in the Emperor's service she's fucking sexy bros and broke as shit in combat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Precise bolter + assault pack make her a fucking rape machine. Drukhari have a 15% chance to hit? How about she spews out 10 rounds in a row and splatters them across the wall behind them? I love her and Heinrix.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to reject all the offerings of Chaos and prove you truly love the Emperor to have a chance to gain her interest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not against the emprah as long as its anal

      The sisters of battle do not take vows of chastity, they can have relations with someone if they want. Granted their job doesn't leave a lot of opportunities for it but it's not impossible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine nobody has the stones to try asking one out anywho. Would rather not run the risk of getting blammed by them or an inquisitor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure? Put it into perspective:
          If you're seeing armed forces of the Imperium, you're probably being attacked or being sent to war. Would you rather maybe risk the slim chance at seeing a bolterbitch's panties/getting laid and die if unsuccessful or the very large chance of facing one of the other billion, creatively brutal ways to die in the 41st Millennium?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't argue with that logic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Yrliet, personally.
    A fresh source of sanity is insanely precious given the rest of the bastards I apparently have to surround myself with.
    Imagine coming from a commisar background and realizing that at the end, the eldar is the sanest and most reasonable of your companions is an eldar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick her soulstone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I've met someone more degenerate than me. All I wanted to do was take her on fancy balls where everyone has to pretend they're totally ok with an alien walking around, then sneak off and kiss her pointed ears while she does her damndest to keep quiet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What next? You will hold her alien hand? Degenerate! Heretic!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NO!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. And maybe cuddle under the stars of a luxury planet I bought for our anniversary.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick her soulstone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She WILL join me in my travels, she WILL go on shore leave on distant planets and bond with my officers, she WILL grudgingly accept first aid from Abelard, she WILL argue politics and philosophy with me and she WILL like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never ask the zealot rogue trader the species of his gf

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons, doesn’t life suck? Aren’t you tired of continuing along your painful existence, with no relief in sight? Wouldn’t you like someone to take away your pain and give you a massive new group of friends to hang out with?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Nurgle ran like a bitch when the Emperor got serious, just like the other three. And also the daemons ran like bitches when they actually risked being wiped out instead of getting to just tap out for a while; daemons are worse friends than even Eldar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll tell you what I told the genestealer cult: I can't join if you won't let me bring my emotional support meltabomb.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm proud I figured out she's a Paternova/Novator candidate just based on who unusually heavily mutated she is. Usually it takes a Navigator centuries to end up like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she a testtube baby or some shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every single Navigator is. There are no accidental births when it comes to them.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a Sister in Rouge Trader retinue sounds like a recipe for disaster. How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
      Money and wargear

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but I mean how is she not going to sperg out and kill everyone including you for consorting with Xenos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >good luck, i'm behind 7 Tempestus scion regiments

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The xenos is actually useful and she kills heretics real good, so I am willing to tolerate her.
          Yrliet is actually insanely reasonable, honest and competent, so the Sister really doesn't have much reason to attack her.
          As for the cold trader... nobody likes Jae, so if Argenta kills her, no big loss. She can fucking kill your unsanctioned psyker if she steps out of line.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a rogue trader, being an ambassador to the more reasonable xenos is part of your job description, and you can recruit sanctioned xenos from those races. If you start talking with the ones on the shit list though, then you lose your warrant of trade and get to find out who in your crew is an officio assassinorum sleeper agent.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which xenos are on the shit list?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anything that isn't Craftworld Eldar or Tau.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how do i know whos on the shit list
              for all i know they are all on one

              Dark Eldar for sure.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All of them but some more than others

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a sliding scale, really. Craftworld eldar and Tau and other actually civilized races are fine, although you'll still get some funny faces if you get too chummy with them. Orks are often hired as temporary mercenaries, obviously they only rarely stick as permanent crew. Various minor xenos depend on how much chaos (with a little c) and Chaos (with a capital C) they cause. Nids and Necrons are off the board obviously, rogue traders usually only deal with them because someone's paying for samples of the former and the tech of the latter. Dark Eldar are off-limits, anyone with even a whiff of them is instantly on everyone's shit list for good reason. Them and doing funny stuff with daemons is the #1 way to get an Inquisitor up your ass.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's races marked xenos terribilus which are specifically laid out as rip up the warrant, bolter to the head bad to consort with. Mostly weird minor ones like the hrud or the khrave, but anything that touches chaos is a no go.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do i know whos on the shit list
            for all i know they are all on one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >then you lose your warrant of trade
            No you don't
            >and get to find out who in your crew is an officio assassinorum sleeper agent
            Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
      I'm the Rogue Trader, bitch. The God-Emperor himself greenlit me to interact with xenos with the Warrant. Don't like something? Feel free to leave. The airlock is always open.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The airlock is always open.
        I like the way you think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok, as a Rogue Trader I have this note delivered by the beneficent Emperor Himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's somewhat reasoneble. When the Eldar helps you out against chaos, even going against her own, the SoB thinks a bit and says 'yeah, if she's anti-chaos, she can't be that bad'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the SoB thinks a bit and says 'yeah, if she's anti-chaos, she can't be that bad'
        Shit Sister, she ain't ever gonna be a conduit of His fury at this rate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Things are very blurred in the Koronus Expanse - the Imperium is unreachable, half of the populace deals in xenotech, the main cult venerates mainly the local saint, the Lord Inquisitor is a radical, chaos is everywhere - you need flexibility if you want to keep your wealth and your life

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fixed the old cogitator in Footfall and she launched into some autistic speech about the dude who established the port and then it said something like 'she gives a big sigh of content to indicate the lecture has ended' and I was smitten on the spot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God damnit that's so cute, CRPGs have always scared so I didn't even apply for the alpha, but the more I lurk in these threads the more I want to play this game just because of this cute mutant.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What she say if you told her that she look beauty or something like that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She gets flustered like an anime girl, blushes pink and stops the conversation saying 'y-y-you're overstepping the bound of propriety!! >///<'

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She gets flustered like an anime girl, blushes pink and stops the conversation saying 'y-y-you're overstepping the bound of propriety!! >///<'

          I never imagined anything like this even happening in 40K

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you baka baka baka baaaaka

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Navigators are a weird and vicious group. Rarely brought up due to just how weird they are, especially since they can get by with more rule breaking than most groups due to being in high demand. Half the reason the Emperor wanted a functioning Webway Gate was to get rid of the need for Navigators.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we want the reddit audience
            oof

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Navigators are more human than you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Absolute fucking retard. The reddit audience will get mad for you romancing her because they will find some way to call you a pedo because she is not used goods and mentally stunned or something. Holy fuck the actual state of this board, actual r*ddit fags and discord trannies gaslighting everyone 24/7.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cute CUTE

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to burn her at the stake for the crime of being a mutant so bad bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck getting your ship to go fuckall anywhere then retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >crime of being a mutant
      I swear to god all the gays role playing in these threads don't even know the actual lore

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Owlcat will force you to accept xenos onto your crew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And none of them will be Necrons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, for a necron to even be an individual that you could recruit, he/she would have to be a lord. And at that point you could solo the entire game just with him/her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think crypteks are also allowed to keep personalities.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, for a necron to even be an individual that you could recruit, he/she would have to be a lord. And at that point you could solo the entire game just with him/her.

            Lichguards can too, Obvyrn is a good example, being fully sapient outside of their absolute loyalty to whomever they were programmed to follow, which could easily be you if any of the kookier Necron's got bored and could be justified as "seeing if our guards will follow meatbags" since one of the current goals of the necron race is to bodyjack humanity.
            Wouldn't even have to be strong enough to solo the game either could just say he's a faulty necron happens all the time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lychguards are royalty though.
              Being an immortal is the minimum to not be a mindless bot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                An immortal is roughly equal to an average space marine (at least on the tabletop), and there will be a Space Wolf companion, so I can see it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Necrons are super convinent since there can be as many or as few as you want and they can be as sane or crazy as you want and not even like their own race and be as strong and weak as you want by just saying "uhhh his repair scarabs broke lol".
                Pretty much anything sapient would work

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They can also be anything from "we want to wipe out all life" through "leave us the hell alone" up to "Chaos/Tyranids is the true enemy, we need to cooperate".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what’s cool about them too. In tabletop, you could even make your own dynasty.
                >uhhh yeah these guys were on tomb world x and their lord likes doing y and they’re painted this way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want an "I miss my wife"-type Necron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw no "MY WIFE IS DEAD" Necron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my wife for Aiur

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could be a lord that's had to swap bodies to one of their warriors in an emergency away from its tomb world.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lords can't do that, it's a trick only Trazyn knows how to do through some weird technology he's collected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can shoot Yrliet the moment you meet her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party? If there isn't, you're pretty much forced to take her in if you want to have a character capable of doing what she does (and not have that character be your own).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She fills three niches;
          >Sniper
          >Tactician
          >Eldar Weaponry
          The first one can be filled by the Navigator and the Unsanctioned Psyker, assuming you don't have the Psyker executed.
          The second can be filled by the Techpriest, and generally speaking he's actually a bit better at since he can carry both a heavy melee weapon and a rifle sized gun at once.
          As far as Eldar Weaponry goes, afaik only the player character and her get access to them. Maybe the Interrogator does, but I'm not positive. Not a huge thing to miss out on but the Shuriken Catapult is extremely good in her hands.
          So yes, other party members will fill her role.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party?
          Basically any character? Outside of aeldari weaponry, which are only a minor upgrade over a lasgun, she has no niche of her own

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh thank god emperor, I have ran to many rouge trader TRPG games to know how slipper of a sloop that is. I shoot xeno's hate psykers and fight chaos where ever I go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will force you to accept xenos onto your crew
      You can literally shoot Yrliet the moment she speaks to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She runs away if you attack her in the manor. However, you can end her once the Janus arc is over, and I think blame the xenos for the events on the planet - maybe she gets lynched then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Owlcat will force you to accept xenos onto your crew
      Literally not, wtf anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL ACCEPT XENOS
      YOU WILL LOSE VIRGINITY TO A XENO
      YOU WILL MARRY A XENO
      AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY AND DENY THE EMPEROR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AND DENY THE EMPEROR
        The Emperor's plan was to move Humanity into the webway to claim their rightful Eldar spouses.
        You will mating press the Eldar just as the Emperor intended.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party? If there isn't, you're pretty much forced to take her in if you want to have a character capable of doing what she does (and not have that character be your own).

      >has clearly never played an Owlcat game
      >makes all kinds of assumptions to try to shit on them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Entire point of Rogue Trader is to do shit that main 40k doesn't let you.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played the alpha and so far game suck and fuck. Its just a boring x com mechanic without any destructable environment and with a lot of boring geenric cyberpunk locations

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having psykers in your group.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally soulless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see the other part of the emperors trifecta. We had the custodes acting now, they went and collected their waifus, where are my psi-titans? Are they just not logistically sound anymore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think the emperor fucked jenetia as a flex?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was the Emperor ever openly against xenos?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them, yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was much, much more tolerant than the present day Imperium, and as long as a given species wasn't Chaos-tainted, he would accept them as vassal states.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the ones who directly threatened mankind but he was working hard for an alliance with the Eldar, the webway project was supposed to be the symbol of their unity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only ones that threatened mankind's existence, Xeno allies were more common than you'd think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was way less fervent than it is now, but He did operate on an "assume any Xenos will be a threat" policy

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Eldar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of thoughts, mostly sexy ones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm permanently moving Yrliet to my room.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Space Elves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love'em.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yvraine really does look better with her hair loose.
        What its with the eldar autism for top knots?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Top knots is Big E's type see

          Imagine having psykers in your group.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's stylish, and Khaine set the trend 60 million years ago.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        loose hair in ultramarine shirt HHHNNNGGGGGG!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        loose hair in ultramarine shirt HHHNNNGGGGGG!!!

        Rowboat Girlyman's hands typed these posts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He never even touched her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really like elves conceptually, but Eldar are space elves, so they are not too bad. Watching that one Hammer and Bolter episode improved my opinion of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t like the traditional fantasy elf stereotype of being a tree hugging ranger with a bow. Eldar are pretty far removed from that, space wizards are cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Nurgle is currently cucking the entire Eldar race just for lols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Yvraine doesn't wear shoes. She's a barefoot slut.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit, what a whore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god I NEED a xeno wife

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your xeno wife anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You fool, my single thick coat of paint will protect me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >single thick coat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vulkan after seeing his brother's wife

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao even Curze thought Vulkan incinerating some eldar kids was a tad too much

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry Anon but I made my 5+ invun save

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god I NEED a xeno wife

        Never happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're neat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thisbguy can drae banshees well but I fucking hate his stupid Tali involvement.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Distractions from the true waifus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love their lore but I don't like most of the models/minis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eldar are the best faction. Imperium cucks can seethe. Humans are only as strong as they are because of Games Workshops massive Imperial bias from being trapped in a loop of sales figures.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be relevant, Eldunce.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harlequins are cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have grown on me a lot. Their models and aesthetic did it for me, they might even be my favourite xenos faction. Pic related is one of my favourite 40k artworks. Oldhammer art had so much SOUL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blessed spess elf enjoyer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I fear GW and their acolytes will forget the strong points of the aesthetic is baroqueisms and horror vacui.
        I dont like how Eldar now aree just space elves in tech catsuits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know if the eldar would just explain shit instead of swooping in and killing everything then the imperium would be more willing to work with them, but no instead the eldar tried to openly use Rowboat by keeping him in a Darth Vader life support system which he immediately got out of in an event I'm sure Yvraine still seethes about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She screams his name when she masturbates.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GW is not interested in making anyone other than Imperium "good guys" even though they claim otherwise, so of course they won't let eldar become a proper allies with the Imperium. There need to be only war in the dark future of the 41st millenia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOLDORFAG - I SUMMON THEE~~

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh fuck off we're actually having a pretty good thread for once.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh lewd eldar like in the fanart and fanfiction
          Just the same stale trash.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're lewd in canon as well since their empire collapsed due to hedonism.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he meant they're supposed to look uncanny, not that they werent horny bastards

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to run a ranged-centric rogue trader, does anyone know if there's really any way to build around the talents because they feel so haphazard to me I just sorta do mostly only direct damage and it kinda works.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks cool, too bad its an owlshite isometric garbage

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mutated to perfection

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want the knifeears, personally. She will make a fine wife to my Chad Trader

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Macha in skin tight suit
      FUCK

      game?

      Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a bodyglove.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will keep this information in mind going forward.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will return next week with more disturbing facts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What happened to her ears?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Aeldari have no fat tissue, then what are their women's breasts filled with?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Diamonds.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bags of sand

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Glandular tissue, connective tissue, blood vessels, lymphatics and nerves

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Pointed eartips packed with nerve-endings (Spec: erogenous?)
              lewd...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Pointed eartips packed with nerve-endings (Spec: erogenous?)
              lewd...

              >It's canon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Milk?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Xenology was specifically shown to be fake and misleading info created by Alpha Legion infiltrators. Much of it is literally made up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For us a man can get closer to zero than a woman with about 3% body fat, women aren't supposed to go below something like 12-15% or bad things start to happen to them. They might still have some since they're like us and dimorphic

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader. Pirate the alpha, it's quite alright (for an alpha).

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cute

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*BANG BANG BANG*
    >FOR YOUUUUU MY EMPEROR!!!
    >*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
    >HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chaos halo on the robe
      Hmmmmmmmmmm

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This got me thinking. Would a Necron be affected by her 3rd eye?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      I see the Rogue Trader porn is as awful as the Pathfinder one...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The games not even out yet, have faith.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why is she mutated?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because she needs a third eye to guide the ship through literal hell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To navigate the way to my heart

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yikes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pale skin
          Wow, she hits all my fetishes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The games not even out yet, have faith.

        >have faith
        Don't.
        https://files.catbox.moe/j2r1ll.jpg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think I mentioned it before but having the first proper porn of Yrliet be a piece where she gets murderfucked is sad but weirdly fitting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          slaugth chads we WINNING

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game going to have romances? Did Pathfinder? It seems like the already telegraphed it with Navigator-sama when she accidentally used her power to make you feel good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Romance tags were already found for the Eldar in datamines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please elaborate, I am VERY interested

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking to her and she starts going into a trance because of the usual RPG protagonist shit where she senses a strange secret about you, and it says how good you feel like your lungs have taken a deep breath for the first time in forever, you can thank her or scold her and in the former case she gets flustered again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dangerously cute

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it even allowed in 40K to have girls THIS cute!?!
    She is milf

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a mutated horror. Just looking here into eye will cause you to die very painfully.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post some sororitas they actually get to be hot

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys xenos lover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >navigator
      >xenos
      okay retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people that want to fuck mutants are almost certainly willing to fuck xenos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have her voice lines?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >exposition trader

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sex trader

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the dark eldar so much its unreal
    hellraiser type motherfuckers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cbt eldar are the best eldar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.Jaghatai Khan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incubi are the absolute worst. They of all Deldar set out to be assholes not for soul sustenance, twisted knowledge or even entertainment. They run around smashing Eldar soulstones and damning souls to Slaanesh just as a fuck you to their own race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their minis are really cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        iconoclasts are based
        fuck your imagery and culture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Drukhari sent to Slaanesh is a charitable deed.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do hope the game gives you an Ork bruiser to run the lower deck crewmen like you read about sometimes. How long is the alpha build anyway? How much did they show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because having a single Ork spore anywhere near the ship would be a good idea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't dark eldar have a way to make them stop producing spores?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares, dark eldar are shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It would mean it's possible and worth pursuing to get a pet ork

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Assuming you could trust the Dark Eldar. Which, yeah, good luck with THAT, ask the Tau how that worked out for them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alpha is ~20-25 hours long, one "hub", 3 long story missions, around a dozen landable spots with small missions, 20-30 star systems. A couple companions have companion quests. You get shown Chaos of different sorts, you get plenty of heretical choices, you get shown CSMs and DEldar, as well as a small amount of CWEldar. There're also a few text adventures thrown into the mix.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only assume /tg/ fags are in an uproar about these cute and moe waifus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a shit what /tg/ thinks
      Couldn’t be me.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only the human ones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard Sister Argenta isn't a romance option. If that's true, I think it's a good decision

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's some copium about, should she somehow get corrupted (and she clearly had some strange interaction with chaos before the game), maybe then she'll respond to your advances.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >should she somehow get corrupted
          Honestly I hate the concept of corrupted Sisters. As far as I know there is only one "canon" depiction of that (unless you consider the shitty VR game canon), and it's already too much

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why not? They're still human, still prone to human mistakes. I enjoy how chaos is presented in the alpha - I'm pretty sure that you can become damned just by being too curious, and the Tzeenchians entice you with all sorts of knowledge. Falling to Slaanesh is also piss-easy, it seems, just don't try to weed out corruption on your planet. There're some theories that a few Imperial characters are Nurgle worshippers, surrounded by plagues - remains to be seen how Khorne shows himself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              their whole schtick is that they are, for all intents and purposes, incorruptable.
              there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's been retconned thankfully.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black Library is notoriously self-contradicting and only half canon at the best of times, but still.
                they really wrote that and published it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
                One of the worst things ever written in the BL, just absolute dogshit and I'm glad that it got retconned.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
                thats so stupid ahahha

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's been retconned thankfully.

                >there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
                One of the worst things ever written in the BL, just absolute dogshit and I'm glad that it got retconned.

                >there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
                thats so stupid ahahha

                why is it bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Virtuous daemon hunters shouldn't be butchering their allies and bathing in the blood.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They arent virtuous, they came from fucking big E genes.
                That means they are absolutely ok with murder and turbo autistic and goal oriented

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was an incredibly stupid moment that was thankfully retconned, but I do like the Sisters' incorruptibility schtick. They are supposed to be unhinged Emperor fanatics far beyond even Ministorum priests, and are the primary Imperial faction that produces Living Saints. Maybe they shouldn't be totally, 100% immune to Chaos, since that is only reserved for the Emperor, but making them regularly corruptible just reduces them to fetish bait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is zero reason they should be less corruptible than the average Space Marine or Shrine World guardsmen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the Emperor is their "Primarch", their gene seed would be repellent to Chaos. If they are simply super Thousand Sons marines, their recruitment process is still balls to the grinder more intensive than normal marines. No reason to think that the additional trials and rituals that Grey Knights recruits are subjected to wouldn't make them inherently resistant to Chaos, given that their entire purpose for creation is to battle daemons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a retard, I thought that was in reference to the Grey Knights, not the Sororitas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are the fucking Chamber Militant for the Ordo Hereticus. Its their job to be the best of the best in purity (at least for baseline humans).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Space Marines have an undercurrent of believing they are superior to regular humans so that makes them corruptible, and any guardsmen no matter from where is still just a Frontline soldier and can easily mentally snap. The sisters being neigh uncorruptible makes more sense since they are a faction within a religious army, a fanatic that goes far and beyond the normal fanatic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw Khorne just sends a champion to fight you
              >said champion appears several times and adapts to your fighting style

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm pretty sure that you can become damned just by being too curious, and the Tzeenchians entice you with all sorts of knowledge. Falling to Slaanesh is also piss-easy, it seems, just don't try to weed out corruption on your planet. There're some theories that a few Imperial characters are Nurgle worshippers, surrounded by plagues - remains to be seen how Khorne shows himself.
              Reminds me of that retard in one of the Guilliman books who fell for a Nurgle plot because he wanted to read a specific book in Guilliman's library.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl
    It's an engineered mutant

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do navigators even get married or do they just breed to keep the gene intact

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The latter, the navigator gene disappears after even 1 generation of outside influence so navigator houses are horribly comically inbred. Which is probably the source of more than a few mutations.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are brown eldar?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only in that guy's art, thankfully.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not liking choco
          homosexual fag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bandersnatch uses bites off dick!
              >Robin Hood dies!

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why on earth does Cassia use a rifle instead wielding a staff like in the art? Is it just for the alpha?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean, weilding a staff? What, like in melee? She's a mutant girl with barely any meat on her bones, how do you reckon she'll get anything done?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean like a wizard class who hangs in the back and does his warp shit, even the art in the game shows the party like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not a psyker, she's a navigator. The only spell she can cast is a short-range cone AoE attack. Psykers don't need staffs to cast - the unsanctioned one and the interrogator also use normal firearms

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At the end of the day Navigators are just another variety of Psyker, and Psykers use force staves to focus their powers.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of porn, did the swarm guy come back with updates on his commission?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want to hear a joke?The greater good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember there being art of a human and an elf ganging up on a tau that interrupted their fight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by fight you mean lesbosex, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      k
      blueberries are still sexo however

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your pic is a good example of why the Tau are hated. They were so stupidly unfun to play against, tabletop speaking, it damages the faction's reputation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just like how Tau tech looks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, Tau have a reputation of being either busted or useless, but right now they are in a pretty good spot
          I like em for the mechs, but most importantly the look of their helmets, hell I have more units of infantry then elites when it comes to my army

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get out from cover and charge honorably to your death, Gue'la

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        xeno roasties quit kidnapping my battle bruvvas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol.
      Want to hear another joke? The Imperial Truth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll grant you that, the Emperor should've really either made full gods in the warp or something or otherwise embraced being worshipped as one.
        Humanity does need gods - oh don't get me wrong, those little cucks who ran away once the Emperor got serious against Horus are just pathetic and shouldn't be picked but actual, proper human gods, like what the Orks and Eldar have.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a warp tainted mutant. Chaos shit.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you play a mutant in Rogue Trader?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the companions we can recruit should be a retired Custodes from the Eyes of the Emperor.
    Custodes can "retire" if they feel their age catching to them. They also give up all their equipment when they do that and travel alone through the Imperium fighting threats that hide in the shadows.
    So he wont be too overpowered when you meet him. The Space Wolf trying to get to him would also be funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Custodes can retire
      WHAT?
      Man, they really have it better than SM if it is true

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the whole point of custards is that they're Big E's vision of the Ubermensch he wanted to make humanity into.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >genius intellect
          >strong
          >fast
          >big
          >unable to disagree with him
          Yeah, I can see why.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Custodians disagree with the Emperor all the time. Constantin Valdor is pretty open about how he thinks the Primarchs project was retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair is he wrong? Over half of them turned out to be shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Custodes retirement happens if the Custodes starts slowing down at all, even if it's an imperceptible amount to everyone else. He'd still be way too overpowered to be a companion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We should atleast be able to meet one, but he doesnt outright say he is a custodes your PC should think he is an Astartes first.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well maybe he retired when he got to 1000 years old and he felt himself slowing down to 99.9%, but now he's been in quiet retirement in his home sector for another 1000 years and he's a fucking old man and down to 5%

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No man, like no. She's an abomination. An offense to humanity. Just look at those gills. I can't wait until the Emperor finishes the webway and we can exterminate all these freaks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      megagay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The true face of this anon

      [...]
      >have faith
      Don't.
      https://files.catbox.moe/j2r1ll.jpg

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People consider THAT thing attractive
      Yeah, I'll stick with the autistic mutant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the antagonist and a degenerate Drukhari. Of course it looks repulsive. The elfu's better, cleaner and dressed normally

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she's also responsible for literally fucking a god into existence so I know who I'll be going after. Female Eldar hair is pure kino tho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >she's also responsible for literally fucking a god into existence
            Technically the Eldar Nobility who led that stuff were either all killed in Slaanesh' birth or subsequently took ocer Commoragh only to later be killed by Vect.
            The Craftworlders had nothing to due with Slaanesh and were actively against the things that led to its birth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Huh I actually didn't knew that, maybe the xenos is not that bad after all

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a "teen" who spent half of her life wandering as an outcast, her craftworld's gone, she dindu nuffin (and is overall a voice of reason amidst zealots and ruthless killers)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll be honest, I kind of love that Yrlier is so damn reasonable. It's a fun contrast compared to everyone else, I hope she keeps her sanity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most eeryone in the party is quite reasonable, even the Inquisitor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No they aren't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, her fellow eldar see her as reckless and overly emotional. So she's only reasonable by human standards.
                Also, with the shit she goes through later on in the game, I do worry about her sanity.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the fuck is actually gonna go for the eldar companion when its cannon they fuck for fun during bathroom breaks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who the fuck is actually gonna go for the eldar companion
      The two most popular pathfinder romances are a succubus with a four digit body count (minimum) and a psycho that fucks corpses behind your back and canonically NTRs, leaving you and going on to fuck other people at the end of your romance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >top two WotR choices are Cammy and Arue
        Well no shit, the other two are a spider mutant and a grandmother.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Top 3 are all ultra sluts and purityfags only made it to fourth place, so yeah, anons would be fine even with dark eldar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WoTR doesn't have a single good woman for romance, just like Kingmaker.
        Tristian should have been a woman and so should one or two of the dudes in WoTR.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Galfrey is pure and one of the Tieflings is a virgin as well so it isn't completely hopeless, but both of those are probably the shortest and most simple romances in their respective game, so it says a lot about their priorities.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Galfrey is pure
            Yes but she's also an utterly incompetent retard.
            >one of the Tieflings
            DLC.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what job should you get in the Imperium of Man if you don't want a shitty life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to make a choice like that means you have it better than at least half of humanity in 40k.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much anything that isn't in an Underhive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >job
      >get
      If you're living on a planet where you get to choose your own occupation, you don't have a shitty life in 40k.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adeptus Administratum if you tolerate soul-crushing office work, probably the safest job in the imperium since no one fucks with the bureaucracy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a Magos would be dope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imperium of Man
      > non shitty life
      Lol
      Lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        life is completely mundane for 90% of the worlds under the Imperium

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. lorelet who only watches archwarhammer thinks every world in the imperium is a irradiated toxic hellhole of a hive world where every person can be and are summarily executed for even the slightest hesitation against toiling away their miserable life in hard slave labour

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is your ship so worthless and weak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue TRADER anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thunder Warriors may be bigger, but they are hardly better than Astartes, let alone Primaries, which I am not sure if they are even bigger at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thunder Warriors canonically btfo Astartes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Custodes is more accurate than I wish it was.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you anon, we're not downies here. Take your shit elsewhere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry. Here's a more accurate comparison.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a normal romantic relationship with a normal human female? You degenerates are a blight in the eyes of the Emperor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the alpha you can flirt with somebody elses normal human wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal human female
      Lmao he wants a roastie. I much rather stick with my Emperor approved virgin navigator wife.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your wife gets mind raped by demons and Gork/Mork every day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, you can't fuck Argenta (the sister of battle), unfortunately. Owlcat has something against amazon chasing.

      Just like they did back in Pathfinder with Amiri, where it came to light they weren't banned from making her romancable by Paizo.. but it was their own decision lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a Chaos waifu?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I give it a day before someone makes a romance mod

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wish, but owlcat games don't have any modding tools and they get hardly any mods that add new content lol. the previous pathfinder games also got fuck all.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how long until we move from alpha to beta. I have beta access

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This fanfic would work if it was a guardsman, but assassins, especially the Vindicare, are so detached from regular humanity that they wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger on the fucking Emperor if the command was given.

      Which begs the question, what kind of fucking secondary wrote it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SPOILER: The guy in the story turns out to be, basically, an unsanctioned Vindicare commissioned by an Inquisitor on the sly. Also, just before the story, he was subject to Warp fuckery that loosened his conditioning.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the most bullshit way to justify having your vindicare assassin fall in love with a xeno. Someone should make a response where a eversor falls in love with a Dark Eldar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed+mindbroken

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Navigators tend to mutant as they age. This'll be her in a few years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO
      E
      X
      O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She turned into a Tau?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flippers
      Wow they really are just shameless Dune ripoffs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By "age" they mean hundreds of years, anon. Also, if you check the mutation table for Navigators in the Rogue Trader RPG, it's much, much less severe than you might think. Only the Novators and Paternova are truly monstrous, because they receive an extra power boost through secret rituals.

      She's not a psyker, she's a navigator. The only spell she can cast is a short-range cone AoE attack. Psykers don't need staffs to cast - the unsanctioned one and the interrogator also use normal firearms

      That's incorrect. Navigators have a wide array of powers. The reason they aren't used on battlefields is because they're literally irreplaceable in their role as, well, Navigators.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can become a Novator

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine her using her Novator super strength to manhandle and rape the Rogue Trader?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is every single Navigator in the Imperium born or trained on Terra?
        Or are there remote campuses of Navigator college on important other worlds?
        Because it seems out of character that the semi-independent polities (Mechanicum, Astartes chapters) would want to rely on there being uninterrupted fresh supply from Terra, especially when said supply has frequently been cut off in the past through events like the Heresy, the War of the Beast, and the Great Rift.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/h2Hgk1N.jpg

      Is it even allowed in 40K to have girls THIS cute!?!

      Is this idea just a Dune rip off?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally 90% of 40k is just a hodge-podge of random shit that sounded cool to the writers back in the 80's. There is no rhyme or reason or care for originality.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda funny that they even rip off things inspired by them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They ripped off something completely different for the Tyranid redesign.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its 40k

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but DUNC doesn't have aliens, so 40K is better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dune now is known as DUNC becuase of movieonlies

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XENOS PUSSY
    XENOS PUSSY

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will fuck an Eldar female.
    If Guirlyman can so can I.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guilliman and Yvraine would both be disgusted by the notion. I hope someone brings it up in a book or something just to show their reactions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a big copium tank.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well my headcanon says otherwise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remimder that Yvraine was a Wych previously. Horny, kinky, ans violent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they give Jaghatai a deldar gf next
        and then Lion can get an exodite gf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lion will get a shortstack watcher as a gf

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will GW ever have the balls to kill the emperor so he can save all mankind from the warp gods?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. 40k is too much of a moneymaker to AoS it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no. I'm 30 and I'll die IRL of natural causes before GW kills the Emperor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by recent developments, he doesn't even need to die for that to happen. He just casually resurrected Guilliman in Nurgle's garden and burned the place down, saying effectively "I'm coming for you chaos bros" before peacing out.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eh...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude, what if we used hell as a shortcut?
      Humans are fucking insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Emotional support monkeigh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what if we fuck a god into existence
        ditto for the knife-ears

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does she want from me
        fucking eldar and their schemes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wants you to hold her and tell her everything will be all right and every second you're not doing that you are literally killing her and ruining her life. Also if your fucking crew try to "calm her shit" one more time, finding enough body bags will be the least of your worries.

          Basically: she's a white woman and you're her lovable pitbaby.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she's not the boss of me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course not, but she has some delicious xeno-nut butter and its been lathered onto her body. You wouldn't let it go to waste would you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love my over-emotional Irish wife.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She won't be cute for long

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listening to the Horus Heresy now with audio books. The decay of the Imperium to the shithole it is now is really fun to see firsthand, does the rest of the series hold up to the starting trilogy? I've heard it's mixed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The early books of the Horus Heresy are generally considered to be on the more mediocre end because they weren't supposed to be the kickoff novels of a longer running series, just a random trilogy that peeked at Horus's fall. That you enjoy them means you'll probably enjoy the vast majority of the subsequent Heresy novels.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your first Rogue Trader
    >homeworld
    >background
    >preferred weapons
    >romance

    For me it's
    >Feudal World
    >Guardsman
    >Power Sword
    >Cassia/Yrliet
    >

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cassia/Yrliet
      What does that even mean. Is it Cassia or Yrliet gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yrliet if the rumours are true, Cassia otherwise
        this is an Owlkek game so I'm preparing for disappointment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if Yrliet's romance starts with her being aloof/unresponsive to your romance attempts before she suddenly "flips her switch" and becomes the one aggressively romancing you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aggressive girls are top tier so yes please.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only way to romance her is to back off halfway into her path after which she goes insane at you no longer pursuing her and giving her attention

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically like Daeran from WotR?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SOB fans already disappointed xenos fans still have hope
          HERESY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both until one of them wins me over. I love jealousy dialogue.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fatshark are so incompetent they delayed A FUCKING DEVBLOG for the 3rd week in a row without mentioning ANYTHING about a date for the content
    RPGsister... is there room for a humble demonclick enthusiast?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok so when does this rogue trader game come out
    will it let me play anything ghat isnt human like idk ogryn

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this game gonna be good when its out bros?
    im playing wotr right now and having a blast

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's hoping Yrliet gets proper Eldar armor.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to break her lineage.

    I'm going to poach her brother and order them to make incest babies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will you hold her hand and kiss her gills while they are having sex, at least?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw actually trying to return to Imperium through the warp storm

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WH40K

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterargument: Pleasures of the flesh are for meatbags and I removed my capacity for emotion 4 centuries ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >celestial-fang
      Now that's a chud name if I ever saw one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is "non-binary"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      least gay admech fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40k Mechanicus
      mechano-liches that traded away their reproductive organs for batteries
      >40k Mechanicus fanbase
      giga-degenerates

      how did this happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read some very violent smut about something like this earlier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >admech fans
      sob fans (true) space marine fans (eg no fem marines) ork fans necron fans and guard fans are the better part of the fanbase everyone else is meh to cringe (chaos is hit or miss)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cassia is full speed ahead moe, I'm flabbergasted a WRPG character like that even exists in modern times and from the same people who made Commiefornia dreck like Pathfinder. If your whole party is killed and she's the last character she starts going 'I I I I don't know what to do!!' in a cute voice. She is constantly blushing and stammering and getting flustered. Really remarkable in modern times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are trying to say that an inbred cutie raised in isolation from the bigger Imperium is somewhat naive? No way!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's saying that it's remarkable that this character exists considering this is Owlcat, and Western RPG writing in general.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are Russian, and they know what their audience crave for.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know about that Pathfinder was cucked and pozzed as shit and no cute girls who acted cute and had cute voices

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Arue? Octavia? Ember?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all ugly and annoying, Octavia in particular looked like a middle aged lesbian music / art professor and was a massive cuckolding degenerate whore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and was a massive cuckolding degenerate whore
                Reaping her holes with my best friend Reg was still very fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grimdark disney princess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are Russian, and they know what their audience crave for.

      Owlkek is one of the worst as fuck as far as this kind of thing is concerned. They really don't like writing pure romances, or even pure women at all. And even when they do, they often friendzone them. It's like WRPG devs learned nothing from Tali.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tali was a fucking disaster though, albeit from Bioware's shit writing. They went way too far with the romance shit and turned it into extremely cringy garbage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am sorry man but the vast majority simply doesn't agree with you, she was the most lovely and heartfelt romance by far.

          ?t=105

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ME3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry. They'll balance it out by making her used good or something like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would be retardation on the same level as retconning Tali as as used goods. It makes no fucking sense at all, even physically so in many ways. I think she is pretty safe, owlkeks aren't THAT retarded.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the future that xenofuckers want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I absolutely adore how Emperor grants all Sisters 10/10 bodies simply for worshiping him a little.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well is she 10/10 cause shes a sister or a Heldar?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Xenos are all flat, so obviously her huge bosom is a gift from the merciful Emperor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck outta here with that shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe inferior human roastie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope alien harlot.
          The only future xenos deserve is staring down the barrel of a meltagun.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing Wrath of the Righteous on Core with unlocked enemy AI and more enemies options, and while it is very addicting, it is also probably one of the most frustrating non-Rougelike RPGs I have ever played. Anyone else feel the same?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if RT will keep the tradition of trolling players. KM and WotR were made almost with the expectation that an enemies would ambush you, forcing you to reload a save, then cast the preemptive buffs that would allow you to take your enemies on. The worst is when four or more enemies with area of effect party disabling abilities drops on you and you don't have the counter buffs ready to go as they initiate combat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Rogue Trader has plenty of ambush encounters you can't realistically beat if you don't prebuff. It's just the way Slav RPG design is.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is some hope for mods. One of the Kickstarter goals for wrath was the release of mod tools. Hopefully if/when they come out it will be possible to port it over to Kingmaker and maybe Rogue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kingmaker
      never ever they lost the rights to that game lmao
      >rogue
      could happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, if it's the same engine it's conceivable they jury rig it backwards

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it rather ridiculous if not fucking retarded to take your Navigator down into battle with you? Like is there any precedent for that?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope/Hope list
    >Ork teammate
    >Late game path lock Necron teammate
    >Option to corrupt party members
    >Option to deny soulstone to Eldar waifu
    >Visual/impactful customization pf personal army

    I do think that Argenta is off limits solely because GW vetoes the space marine. I can see Paizo thinking it's "fair"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >space marine is offlimits thus we make the pure waifus offlimits
      moron if a woman took that dick shed literally die of internal hemorrhaging her organs would LITERALLY get rearranged

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Japan told me that girls can safely take on dick of almost any size!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bold of you assume that Hispanicemuhreen's dicks are larger than any normal human ones. They were built to be fighting machines, so there was no point in enhancing their dicks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ork teammate
      Kek
      >Late game path lock Necron teammate
      lol
      >Option to corrupt party members
      lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ork teammate
      For god's sake why do people want "herpaderp I'm an alien that literally spawns an army wherever the fuck I go, hope you didn't want to use your ship/planet/base ever again" bioweapon?
      >Late game path lock Necron teammate
      Reminder that these gays are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Reminder that these gays are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
        They were bamboozled.
        Also Old Ones existed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Reminder that these gays are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting
          Hardly

          Old Ones didn't start the war. They fought the Necrontyr back to their homeworld and then stopped, they didn't try and genocide the Necrontyr. Then the guys in charge of that race decided "you know what, we need to keep fighting because that's the only thing we have to keep us united, apparently, so LET'S GO FOR ROUND TWO BOYS!" and then they brought in the star eating bastards.
          And thanks to that war, Krorks came about, which is why we now have Orks.
          And the Sea of Souls became the Warp, which ended up with Chaos.
          So yeah, they are ultimately responsible for evey single bad thing happening, because C'tan + Orks + Chaos are the cause for everything going wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Reminder that these gays are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting
        Hardly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Reminder that these gays are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
        All of them, spare the Silent King, were in autopilot mode for the duration of the War in Heaven.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did the whole "let's bring in the C'tan to keep our unity" bullshit before they were on autopilot.
          So, again, it's their fault, and the Silent King himself would still be responsible for this.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anything major happened in the lore yet? Like another tyranid hive attack or something with the warp? What the fuck is even going on anymore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is fine. Cadia stands. Keep calm and carry on, Trader.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it last left off with robute going to some stuff with necrons. Though their is something going on with a new chaos entity that basically is the god of technology and progress making some deal with Abaddon. Eldar plot line is dead for now, the Tau have some sort of Hindu warp god, necrons are necroning, and the space dwarfs now exist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Fulgrim on the move now again?

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why no Argenta romance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's your Seelah. Basically, your best bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's strictly emperorsexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we can't have nice things in 2000+23

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i cri evri teim

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are most people in these threads lorelets who never read a 40k rule book or codex aka the only relevant lore?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be funniest if there never were any Necrontyr. The C'tan created Necrons straight up to battle the Old Ones and imprinted fake memories of a time before biotransference in an almighty dick move for no real purpose other than to be total assholes.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jae
    is jae
    >cassia
    cute austistic mutant princess
    >yrliet
    space elf pussy
    >argenta
    hot zealous tomboy, lmao cant fuck, she only rubs her beans for the emperor
    >idira
    "ROGUE TRADER MOMMY WHY DID YOU DIE ON ME, IM GONNA FUCKING INVITE A TZEENTCH CHANGELING ABOARD AND PRETEND SHE IS STILL ALIVE"

    tell me there could be more in the release

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who else can they realistically i.e. no drukhari / deamonettes / similar bullshit add without overlapping with existing characters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I'm going for Yrliet. An actually reasonable and friendly Eldar.

      Who else can they realistically i.e. no drukhari / deamonettes / similar bullshit add without overlapping with existing characters?

      I agree with you, there isn't much more you can add now that SoBs aren't romanceable. Frankly after what I heard that the Dark Eldar did to Yrliet's people, I don't see why anyone would ever want to include them on the ship, how the fuck could you ever be sure whatever crazy bitch you bring along wouldn't do the same to you and yours?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler
        Well, allegedly not all drukhari enjoy being murder-fuck-torturers. If the game was set in "present" time it would be plausible to have reformed drukhari who is now sworn to Ynnead.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best game to play if I want to start learning the 40K lore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of War

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