>lick Cassia >she tastes like fish >I hate fish >drop Cassia >go romance the xenos instead
Fish is where I draw the line.
I wonder what Yrliet tastes like.
Why do I find this mutant who could kill me attractive? She has a pallid skin tone, red eyes, visible veins and old white hair, creepy neck gills and yet I'm all in. Why?
Not true. This is nun projection by readers. No works even imply that sisters aren't allowed relationships. They're just such massive fanatics that you would have to be one too to interest them.
>please no
It's canon, the old men in there have basically made a harem for themselves by tricking them into thinking that sucking their old wrinkly dicks is for the emperor.
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Well, it's grimdark enough. I'm just surprised games workshop signed off on something like that, they normally avoid anything sex related or just loosely imply anything sexual.
1 year ago
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It's also the reason why they are always attractive in the official artwork.
1 year ago
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>why they are always attractive in the official artwork.
Why do you morons keep posting in these threads when you clearly don't know shit.
Should add a blank so we can have constant lines of our inner thoughts on how disgusting they are
Ciaphous cain novels has a leader of the local sisters flirt with him and canonically frick around for fun. His novels are pretty much always going against the grain of 40k (showing actual happy citizens, idealized worlds at times, commisars sometimes caring for their men outside of cain, inquisitors with feelings etc) but they're popular and black libary so they are canon and at least 1 of these chicks does frick human men (specifically human men and specifically she fricks them she's very aggresive about it).
>(showing actual happy citizens, idealized worlds at times, commisars sometimes caring for their men outside of cain, inquisitors with feelings etc)
To be fair, the Galaxy is too big for every part of the imperium to be full of buttholes.
>Ah yeah Valerie was great. Her telling you how proud she was for fricking a hobo while you were intimate was great.
yeah I hated that too so did everyone
still doesnt change that shit romance was the best straight one in all the pathfinder games so far (inb4 arue LMAO)
oh i know but some people will bring her "virgin" prostitute ass up as a good one
Cassia is full speed ahead moe, I'm flabbergasted a WRPG character like that even exists in modern times and from the same people who made Commiefornia dreck like Pathfinder. If your whole party is killed and she's the last character she starts going 'I I I I don't know what to do!!' in a cute voice. She is constantly blushing and stammering and getting flustered. Really remarkable in modern times.
they seem to know what their doing with her making her front and center screwing the sob fans and forcing us to frick her instead
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not true, there are STRONG waifu flags with Eldar girl too
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they didnt make a ygritte table top model
and as for fricking her i am not sticking my dick into a xeno
Precise bolter + assault pack make her a fricking rape machine. Drukhari have a 15% chance to hit? How about she spews out 10 rounds in a row and splatters them across the wall behind them? I love her and Heinrix.
The sisters of battle do not take vows of chastity, they can have relations with someone if they want. Granted their job doesn't leave a lot of opportunities for it but it's not impossible.
Are you sure? Put it into perspective:
If you're seeing armed forces of the Imperium, you're probably being attacked or being sent to war. Would you rather maybe risk the slim chance at seeing a bolterbitch's panties/getting laid and die if unsuccessful or the very large chance of facing one of the other billion, creatively brutal ways to die in the 41st Millennium?
I prefer Yrliet, personally.
A fresh source of sanity is insanely precious given the rest of the bastards I apparently have to surround myself with. Imagine coming from a commisar background and realizing that at the end, the eldar is the sanest and most reasonable of your companions is an eldar
Wow I've met someone more degenerate than me. All I wanted to do was take her on fancy balls where everyone has to pretend they're totally ok with an alien walking around, then sneak off and kiss her pointed ears while she does her damndest to keep quiet.
She WILL join me in my travels, she WILL go on shore leave on distant planets and bond with my officers, she WILL grudgingly accept first aid from Abelard, she WILL argue politics and philosophy with me and she WILL like it
Hey anons, doesn’t life suck? Aren’t you tired of continuing along your painful existence, with no relief in sight? Wouldn’t you like someone to take away your pain and give you a massive new group of friends to hang out with?
Reminder that Nurgle ran like a b***h when the Emperor got serious, just like the other three. And also the daemons ran like b***hes when they actually risked being wiped out instead of getting to just tap out for a while; daemons are worse friends than even Eldar.
I'm proud I figured out she's a Paternova/Novator candidate just based on who unusually heavily mutated she is. Usually it takes a Navigator centuries to end up like that.
Having a Sister in Rouge Trader retinue sounds like a recipe for disaster. How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
>The xenos is actually useful and she kills heretics real good, so I am willing to tolerate her.
Yrliet is actually insanely reasonable, honest and competent, so the Sister really doesn't have much reason to attack her.
As for the cold trader... nobody likes Jae, so if Argenta kills her, no big loss. She can fricking kill your unsanctioned psyker if she steps out of line.
You're a rogue trader, being an ambassador to the more reasonable xenos is part of your job description, and you can recruit sanctioned xenos from those races. If you start talking with the ones on the shit list though, then you lose your warrant of trade and get to find out who in your crew is an officio assassinorum sleeper agent.
It's a sliding scale, really. Craftworld eldar and Tau and other actually civilized races are fine, although you'll still get some funny faces if you get too chummy with them. Orks are often hired as temporary mercenaries, obviously they only rarely stick as permanent crew. Various minor xenos depend on how much chaos (with a little c) and Chaos (with a capital C) they cause. Nids and Necrons are off the board obviously, rogue traders usually only deal with them because someone's paying for samples of the former and the tech of the latter. Dark Eldar are off-limits, anyone with even a whiff of them is instantly on everyone's shit list for good reason. Them and doing funny stuff with daemons is the #1 way to get an Inquisitor up your ass.
There's races marked xenos terribilus which are specifically laid out as rip up the warrant, bolter to the head bad to consort with. Mostly weird minor ones like the hrud or the khrave, but anything that touches chaos is a no go.
>How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
I'm the Rogue Trader, b***h. The God-Emperor himself greenlit me to interact with xenos with the Warrant. Don't like something? Feel free to leave. The airlock is always open.
She's somewhat reasoneble. When the Eldar helps you out against chaos, even going against her own, the SoB thinks a bit and says 'yeah, if she's anti-chaos, she can't be that bad'
>the SoB thinks a bit and says 'yeah, if she's anti-chaos, she can't be that bad'
Shit Sister, she ain't ever gonna be a conduit of His fury at this rate
Things are very blurred in the Koronus Expanse - the Imperium is unreachable, half of the populace deals in xenotech, the main cult venerates mainly the local saint, the Lord Inquisitor is a radical, chaos is everywhere - you need flexibility if you want to keep your wealth and your life
I fixed the old cogitator in Footfall and she launched into some autistic speech about the dude who established the port and then it said something like 'she gives a big sigh of content to indicate the lecture has ended' and I was smitten on the spot
God damnit that's so cute, CRPGs have always scared so I didn't even apply for the alpha, but the more I lurk in these threads the more I want to play this game just because of this cute mutant.
Navigators are a weird and vicious group. Rarely brought up due to just how weird they are, especially since they can get by with more rule breaking than most groups due to being in high demand. Half the reason the Emperor wanted a functioning Webway Gate was to get rid of the need for Navigators.
Absolute fricking moron. The reddit audience will get mad for you romancing her because they will find some way to call you a pedo because she is not used goods and mentally stunned or something. Holy frick the actual state of this board, actual r*ddit gays and discord trannies gaslighting everyone 24/7.
To be fair, for a necron to even be an individual that you could recruit, he/she would have to be a lord. And at that point you could solo the entire game just with him/her.
To be fair, for a necron to even be an individual that you could recruit, he/she would have to be a lord. And at that point you could solo the entire game just with him/her.
Lichguards can too, Obvyrn is a good example, being fully sapient outside of their absolute loyalty to whomever they were programmed to follow, which could easily be you if any of the kookier Necron's got bored and could be justified as "seeing if our guards will follow meatbags" since one of the current goals of the necron race is to bodyjack humanity.
Wouldn't even have to be strong enough to solo the game either could just say he's a faulty necron happens all the time.
Lychguards are royalty though.
Being an immortal is the minimum to not be a mindless bot.
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An immortal is roughly equal to an average space marine (at least on the tabletop), and there will be a Space Wolf companion, so I can see it.
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Necrons are super convinent since there can be as many or as few as you want and they can be as sane or crazy as you want and not even like their own race and be as strong and weak as you want by just saying "uhhh his repair scarabs broke lol".
Pretty much anything sapient would work
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They can also be anything from "we want to wipe out all life" through "leave us the hell alone" up to "Chaos/Tyranids is the true enemy, we need to cooperate".
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That’s what’s cool about them too. In tabletop, you could even make your own dynasty. >uhhh yeah these guys were on tomb world x and their lord likes doing y and they’re painted this way
Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party? If there isn't, you're pretty much forced to take her in if you want to have a character capable of doing what she does (and not have that character be your own).
She fills three niches; >Sniper >Tactician >Eldar Weaponry
The first one can be filled by the Navigator and the Unsanctioned Psyker, assuming you don't have the Psyker executed.
The second can be filled by the Techpriest, and generally speaking he's actually a bit better at since he can carry both a heavy melee weapon and a rifle sized gun at once.
As far as Eldar Weaponry goes, afaik only the player character and her get access to them. Maybe the Interrogator does, but I'm not positive. Not a huge thing to miss out on but the Shuriken Catapult is extremely good in her hands.
So yes, other party members will fill her role.
>Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party?
Basically any character? Outside of aeldari weaponry, which are only a minor upgrade over a lasgun, she has no niche of her own
Oh thank god emperor, I have ran to many rouge trader TRPG games to know how slipper of a sloop that is. I shoot xeno's hate psykers and fight chaos where ever I go
She runs away if you attack her in the manor. However, you can end her once the Janus arc is over, and I think blame the xenos for the events on the planet - maybe she gets lynched then.
>AND DENY THE EMPEROR
The Emperor's plan was to move Humanity into the webway to claim their rightful Eldar spouses.
You will mating press the Eldar just as the Emperor intended.
Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party? If there isn't, you're pretty much forced to take her in if you want to have a character capable of doing what she does (and not have that character be your own).
>has clearly never played an Owlcat game >makes all kinds of assumptions to try to shit on them
I played the alpha and so far game suck and frick. Its just a boring x com mechanic without any destructable environment and with a lot of boring geenric cyberpunk locations
I want to see the other part of the emperors trifecta. We had the custodes acting now, they went and collected their waifus, where are my psi-titans? Are they just not logistically sound anymore?
He was much, much more tolerant than the present day Imperium, and as long as a given species wasn't Chaos-tainted, he would accept them as vassal states.
Some of the ones who directly threatened mankind but he was working hard for an alliance with the Eldar, the webway project was supposed to be the symbol of their unity
I don't really like elves conceptually, but Eldar are space elves, so they are not too bad. Watching that one Hammer and Bolter episode improved my opinion of them.
I don’t like the traditional fantasy elf stereotype of being a tree hugging ranger with a bow. Eldar are pretty far removed from that, space wizards are cool.
Eldar are the best faction. Imperium cucks can seethe. Humans are only as strong as they are because of Games Workshops massive Imperial bias from being trapped in a loop of sales figures.
They have grown on me a lot. Their models and aesthetic did it for me, they might even be my favourite xenos faction. Pic related is one of my favourite 40k artworks. Oldhammer art had so much SOUL
Yes, I fear GW and their acolytes will forget the strong points of the aesthetic is baroqueisms and horror vacui.
I dont like how Eldar now aree just space elves in tech catsuits
You know if the eldar would just explain shit instead of swooping in and killing everything then the imperium would be more willing to work with them, but no instead the eldar tried to openly use Rowboat by keeping him in a Darth Vader life support system which he immediately got out of in an event I'm sure Yvraine still seethes about
GW is not interested in making anyone other than Imperium "good guys" even though they claim otherwise, so of course they won't let eldar become a proper allies with the Imperium. There need to be only war in the dark future of the 41st millenia.
Going to run a ranged-centric rogue trader, does anyone know if there's really any way to build around the talents because they feel so haphazard to me I just sorta do mostly only direct damage and it kinda works.
For us a man can get closer to zero than a woman with about 3% body fat, women aren't supposed to go below something like 12-15% or bad things start to happen to them. They might still have some since they're like us and dimorphic
Is the game going to have romances? Did Pathfinder? It seems like the already telegraphed it with Navigator-sama when she accidentally used her power to make you feel good.
You're talking to her and she starts going into a trance because of the usual RPG protagonist shit where she senses a strange secret about you, and it says how good you feel like your lungs have taken a deep breath for the first time in forever, you can thank her or scold her and in the former case she gets flustered again
Incubi are the absolute worst. They of all Deldar set out to be buttholes not for soul sustenance, twisted knowledge or even entertainment. They run around smashing Eldar soulstones and damning souls to Slaanesh just as a frick you to their own race.
I do hope the game gives you an Ork bruiser to run the lower deck crewmen like you read about sometimes. How long is the alpha build anyway? How much did they show?
Alpha is ~20-25 hours long, one "hub", 3 long story missions, around a dozen landable spots with small missions, 20-30 star systems. A couple companions have companion quests. You get shown Chaos of different sorts, you get plenty of heretical choices, you get shown CSMs and DEldar, as well as a small amount of CWEldar. There're also a few text adventures thrown into the mix.
There's some copium about, should she somehow get corrupted (and she clearly had some strange interaction with chaos before the game), maybe then she'll respond to your advances.
>should she somehow get corrupted
Honestly I hate the concept of corrupted Sisters. As far as I know there is only one "canon" depiction of that (unless you consider the shitty VR game canon), and it's already too much
Why not? They're still human, still prone to human mistakes. I enjoy how chaos is presented in the alpha - I'm pretty sure that you can become damned just by being too curious, and the Tzeenchians entice you with all sorts of knowledge. Falling to Slaanesh is also piss-easy, it seems, just don't try to weed out corruption on your planet. There're some theories that a few Imperial characters are Nurgle worshippers, surrounded by plagues - remains to be seen how Khorne shows himself.
their whole schtick is that they are, for all intents and purposes, incorruptable.
there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
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That's been retconned thankfully.
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Black Library is notoriously self-contradicting and only half canon at the best of times, but still.
they really wrote that and published it.
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>there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
One of the worst things ever written in the BL, just absolute dogshit and I'm glad that it got retconned.
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>there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
thats so stupid ahahha
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That's been retconned thankfully.
>there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
One of the worst things ever written in the BL, just absolute dogshit and I'm glad that it got retconned.
>there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
thats so stupid ahahha
why is it bad.
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Virtuous daemon hunters shouldn't be butchering their allies and bathing in the blood.
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They arent virtuous, they came from fricking big E genes.
That means they are absolutely ok with murder and turbo autistic and goal oriented
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That was an incredibly stupid moment that was thankfully retconned, but I do like the Sisters' incorruptibility schtick. They are supposed to be unhinged Emperor fanatics far beyond even Ministorum priests, and are the primary Imperial faction that produces Living Saints. Maybe they shouldn't be totally, 100% immune to Chaos, since that is only reserved for the Emperor, but making them regularly corruptible just reduces them to fetish bait.
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there is zero reason they should be less corruptible than the average Space Marine or Shrine World guardsmen
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If the Emperor is their "Primarch", their gene seed would be repellent to Chaos. If they are simply super Thousand Sons marines, their recruitment process is still balls to the grinder more intensive than normal marines. No reason to think that the additional trials and rituals that Grey Knights recruits are subjected to wouldn't make them inherently resistant to Chaos, given that their entire purpose for creation is to battle daemons.
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I'm a moron, I thought that was in reference to the Grey Knights, not the Sororitas.
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They are the fricking Chamber Militant for the Ordo Hereticus. Its their job to be the best of the best in purity (at least for baseline humans).
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Space Marines have an undercurrent of believing they are superior to regular humans so that makes them corruptible, and any guardsmen no matter from where is still just a Frontline soldier and can easily mentally snap. The sisters being neigh uncorruptible makes more sense since they are a faction within a religious army, a fanatic that goes far and beyond the normal fanatic.
>I'm pretty sure that you can become damned just by being too curious, and the Tzeenchians entice you with all sorts of knowledge. Falling to Slaanesh is also piss-easy, it seems, just don't try to weed out corruption on your planet. There're some theories that a few Imperial characters are Nurgle worshippers, surrounded by plagues - remains to be seen how Khorne shows himself.
Reminds me of that moron in one of the Guilliman books who fell for a Nurgle plot because he wanted to read a specific book in Guilliman's library.
The latter, the navigator gene disappears after even 1 generation of outside influence so navigator houses are horribly comically inbred. Which is probably the source of more than a few mutations.
What do you mean, weilding a staff? What, like in melee? She's a mutant girl with barely any meat on her bones, how do you reckon she'll get anything done?
She's not a psyker, she's a navigator. The only spell she can cast is a short-range cone AoE attack. Psykers don't need staffs to cast - the unsanctioned one and the interrogator also use normal firearms
Your pic is a good example of why the Tau are hated. They were so stupidly unfun to play against, tabletop speaking, it damages the faction's reputation
True, Tau have a reputation of being either busted or useless, but right now they are in a pretty good spot
I like em for the mechs, but most importantly the look of their helmets, hell I have more units of infantry then elites when it comes to my army
I'll grant you that, the Emperor should've really either made full gods in the warp or something or otherwise embraced being worshipped as one.
Humanity does need gods - oh don't get me wrong, those little cucks who ran away once the Emperor got serious against Horus are just pathetic and shouldn't be picked but actual, proper human gods, like what the Orks and Eldar have.
One of the companions we can recruit should be a retired Custodes from the Eyes of the Emperor.
Custodes can "retire" if they feel their age catching to them. They also give up all their equipment when they do that and travel alone through the Imperium fighting threats that hide in the shadows.
So he wont be too overpowered when you meet him. The Space Wolf trying to get to him would also be funny.
Custodes retirement happens if the Custodes starts slowing down at all, even if it's an imperceptible amount to everyone else. He'd still be way too overpowered to be a companion.
Well maybe he retired when he got to 1000 years old and he felt himself slowing down to 99.9%, but now he's been in quiet retirement in his home sector for another 1000 years and he's a fricking old man and down to 5%
No man, like no. She's an abomination. An offense to humanity. Just look at those gills. I can't wait until the Emperor finishes the webway and we can exterminate all these freaks.
>she's also responsible for literally fricking a god into existence
Technically the Eldar Nobility who led that stuff were either all killed in Slaanesh' birth or subsequently took ocer Commoragh only to later be killed by Vect.
The Craftworlders had nothing to due with Slaanesh and were actively against the things that led to its birth.
She's a "teen" who spent half of her life wandering as an outcast, her craftworld's gone, she dindu nuffin (and is overall a voice of reason amidst zealots and ruthless killers)
I'll be honest, I kind of love that Yrlier is so damn reasonable. It's a fun contrast compared to everyone else, I hope she keeps her sanity.
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Most eeryone in the party is quite reasonable, even the Inquisitor
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No they aren't.
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Well, her fellow eldar see her as reckless and overly emotional. So she's only reasonable by human standards.
Also, with the shit she goes through later on in the game, I do worry about her sanity.
>who the frick is actually gonna go for the eldar companion
The two most popular pathfinder romances are a succubus with a four digit body count (minimum) and a psycho that fricks corpses behind your back and canonically NTRs, leaving you and going on to frick other people at the end of your romance.
WoTR doesn't have a single good woman for romance, just like Kingmaker.
Tristian should have been a woman and so should one or two of the dudes in WoTR.
Galfrey is pure and one of the Tieflings is a virgin as well so it isn't completely hopeless, but both of those are probably the shortest and most simple romances in their respective game, so it says a lot about their priorities.
>t. lorelet who only watches archwarhammer thinks every world in the imperium is a irradiated toxic hellhole of a hive world where every person can be and are summarily executed for even the slightest hesitation against toiling away their miserable life in hard slave labour
no, you can't frick Argenta (the sister of battle), unfortunately. Owlcat has something against amazon chasing.
Just like they did back in Pathfinder with Amiri, where it came to light they weren't banned from making her romancable by Paizo.. but it was their own decision lol.
i wish, but owlcat games don't have any modding tools and they get hardly any mods that add new content lol. the previous pathfinder games also got frick all.
This fanfic would work if it was a guardsman, but assassins, especially the Vindicare, are so detached from regular humanity that they wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger on the fricking Emperor if the command was given.
Which begs the question, what kind of fricking secondary wrote it?
SPOILER: The guy in the story turns out to be, basically, an unsanctioned Vindicare commissioned by an Inquisitor on the sly. Also, just before the story, he was subject to Warp frickery that loosened his conditioning.
That's the most bullshit way to justify having your vindicare assassin fall in love with a xeno. Someone should make a response where a eversor falls in love with a Dark Eldar
By "age" they mean hundreds of years, anon. Also, if you check the mutation table for Navigators in the Rogue Trader RPG, it's much, much less severe than you might think. Only the Novators and Paternova are truly monstrous, because they receive an extra power boost through secret rituals.
She's not a psyker, she's a navigator. The only spell she can cast is a short-range cone AoE attack. Psykers don't need staffs to cast - the unsanctioned one and the interrogator also use normal firearms
That's incorrect. Navigators have a wide array of powers. The reason they aren't used on battlefields is because they're literally irreplaceable in their role as, well, Navigators.
Is every single Navigator in the Imperium born or trained on Terra?
Or are there remote campuses of Navigator college on important other worlds?
Because it seems out of character that the semi-independent polities (Mechanicum, Astartes chapters) would want to rely on there being uninterrupted fresh supply from Terra, especially when said supply has frequently been cut off in the past through events like the Heresy, the War of the Beast, and the Great Rift.
Literally 90% of 40k is just a hodge-podge of random shit that sounded cool to the writers back in the 80's. There is no rhyme or reason or care for originality.
Judging by recent developments, he doesn't even need to die for that to happen. He just casually resurrected Guilliman in Nurgle's garden and burned the place down, saying effectively "I'm coming for you chaos homies" before peacing out.
She wants you to hold her and tell her everything will be all right and every second you're not doing that you are literally killing her and ruining her life. Also if your fricking crew try to "calm her shit" one more time, finding enough body bags will be the least of your worries.
Basically: she's a white woman and you're her lovable pitbaby.
Listening to the Horus Heresy now with audio books. The decay of the Imperium to the shithole it is now is really fun to see firsthand, does the rest of the series hold up to the starting trilogy? I've heard it's mixed
The early books of the Horus Heresy are generally considered to be on the more mediocre end because they weren't supposed to be the kickoff novels of a longer running series, just a random trilogy that peeked at Horus's fall. That you enjoy them means you'll probably enjoy the vast majority of the subsequent Heresy novels.
Imagine if Yrliet's romance starts with her being aloof/unresponsive to your romance attempts before she suddenly "flips her switch" and becomes the one aggressively romancing you?
>Fatshark are so incompetent they delayed A FRICKING DEVBLOG for the 3rd week in a row without mentioning ANYTHING about a date for the content
RPGsister... is there room for a humble demonclick enthusiast?
>admech fans
sob fans (true) space marine fans (eg no fem marines) ork fans necron fans and guard fans are the better part of the fanbase everyone else is meh to cringe (chaos is hit or miss)
Cassia is full speed ahead moe, I'm flabbergasted a WRPG character like that even exists in modern times and from the same people who made Commiefornia dreck like Pathfinder. If your whole party is killed and she's the last character she starts going 'I I I I don't know what to do!!' in a cute voice. She is constantly blushing and stammering and getting flustered. Really remarkable in modern times.
all ugly and annoying, Octavia in particular looked like a middle aged lesbian music / art professor and was a massive cuckolding degenerate prostitute
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>and was a massive cuckolding degenerate prostitute
Reaping her holes with my best friend Reg was still very fun.
They are Russian, and they know what their audience crave for.
Owlkek is one of the worst as frick as far as this kind of thing is concerned. They really don't like writing pure romances, or even pure women at all. And even when they do, they often friendzone them. It's like WRPG devs learned nothing from Tali.
Tali was a fricking disaster though, albeit from Bioware's shit writing. They went way too far with the romance shit and turned it into extremely cringy garbage.
That would be moronation on the same level as retconning Tali as as used goods. It makes no fricking sense at all, even physically so in many ways. I think she is pretty safe, owlkeks aren't THAT moronic.
I am playing Wrath of the Righteous on Core with unlocked enemy AI and more enemies options, and while it is very addicting, it is also probably one of the most frustrating non-Rougelike RPGs I have ever played. Anyone else feel the same?
I wonder if RT will keep the tradition of trolling players. KM and WotR were made almost with the expectation that an enemies would ambush you, forcing you to reload a save, then cast the preemptive buffs that would allow you to take your enemies on. The worst is when four or more enemies with area of effect party disabling abilities drops on you and you don't have the counter buffs ready to go as they initiate combat.
There is some hope for mods. One of the Kickstarter goals for wrath was the release of mod tools. Hopefully if/when they come out it will be possible to port it over to Kingmaker and maybe Rogue.
Cope/Hope list >Ork teammate >Late game path lock Necron teammate >Option to corrupt party members >Option to deny soulstone to Eldar waifu >Visual/impactful customization pf personal army
I do think that Argenta is off limits solely because GW vetoes the space marine. I can see Paizo thinking it's "fair"
>space marine is offlimits thus we make the pure waifus offlimits
Black person if a woman took that dick shed literally die of internal hemorrhaging her organs would LITERALLY get rearranged
Bold of you assume that spicemuhreen's dicks are larger than any normal human ones. They were built to be fighting machines, so there was no point in enhancing their dicks.
>Ork teammate
For god's sake why do people want "herpaderp I'm an alien that literally spawns an army wherever the frick I go, hope you didn't want to use your ship/planet/base ever again" bioweapon? >Late game path lock Necron teammate
Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
>Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting
Hardly
Old Ones didn't start the war. They fought the Necrontyr back to their homeworld and then stopped, they didn't try and genocide the Necrontyr. Then the guys in charge of that race decided "you know what, we need to keep fighting because that's the only thing we have to keep us united, apparently, so LET'S GO FOR ROUND TWO BOYS!" and then they brought in the star eating bastards.
And thanks to that war, Krorks came about, which is why we now have Orks.
And the Sea of Souls became the Warp, which ended up with Chaos.
So yeah, they are ultimately responsible for evey single bad thing happening, because C'tan + Orks + Chaos are the cause for everything going wrong.
>Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
All of them, spare the Silent King, were in autopilot mode for the duration of the War in Heaven.
They did the whole "let's bring in the C'tan to keep our unity" bullshit before they were on autopilot.
So, again, it's their fault, and the Silent King himself would still be responsible for this.
I think it last left off with robute going to some stuff with necrons. Though their is something going on with a new chaos entity that basically is the god of technology and progress making some deal with Abaddon. Eldar plot line is dead for now, the Tau have some sort of Hindu warp god, necrons are necroning, and the space dwarfs now exist
It would be funniest if there never were any Necrontyr. The C'tan created Necrons straight up to battle the Old Ones and imprinted fake memories of a time before biotransference in an almighty dick move for no real purpose other than to be total buttholes.
>jae
is jae >cassia
cute austistic mutant princess >yrliet
space elf pussy >argenta
hot zealous tomboy, lmao cant frick, she only rubs her beans for the emperor >idira
"ROGUE TRADER MOMMY WHY DID YOU DIE ON ME, IM GONNA FRICKING INVITE A TZEENTCH CHANGELING ABOARD AND PRETEND SHE IS STILL ALIVE"
This is why I'm going for Yrliet. An actually reasonable and friendly Eldar.
Who else can they realistically i.e. no drukhari / deamonettes / similar bullshit add without overlapping with existing characters?
I agree with you, there isn't much more you can add now that SoBs aren't romanceable. Frankly after what I heard that the Dark Eldar did to Yrliet's people, I don't see why anyone would ever want to include them on the ship, how the frick could you ever be sure whatever crazy b***h you bring along wouldn't do the same to you and yours?
>spoiler
Well, allegedly not all drukhari enjoy being murder-frick-torturers. If the game was set in "present" time it would be plausible to have reformed drukhari who is now sworn to Ynnead.
Her gills give me heretical ideas.
>gills
WHAT THE FRICK
>Navigator
>Heretical
You may not want to go down that path, just saying
I will be gentle. Maybe she will even like it.
What happens if I stick my dick in them?
She will get an orgasm and summon some demons at the same time.
lots of unnecessary infections.
completely necessary*
I'm honestly surprised it took this long for someone to post this
>veiny breasts
YES
>lick Cassia
>she tastes like fish
>I hate fish
>drop Cassia
>go romance the xenos instead
Fish is where I draw the line.
I wonder what Yrliet tastes like.
Same energy.
No, they're only making exceptions because it's an rpg dating sim
Why do I find this mutant who could kill me attractive? She has a pallid skin tone, red eyes, visible veins and old white hair, creepy neck gills and yet I'm all in. Why?
autism
Her voice acting is really cute. Far better than the angry space elf, even though the space elf is surprisingly good.
I want to tenderly toss her out an airlock
She cute but those claws scare me.
Those claws are ideal for playing with your glans
it's not against the emprah as long as its anal
No gills pussy? Pass.
You will never frick her
My heart and body are satisfied knowing she is out there protecting us and that she is reserved only for the Emperor and no other man.
I'm quite sure God-Emperor endorse babymaking sex in his name.
not with sisters of battle; they are the brides of the emperor.
I am almost positive Sisters have had sex before, I think Cain even banged one
Yes, yes. He can have them eventually. But for now they must contribute to the glorious spreading of humanity.
Not true. This is nun projection by readers. No works even imply that sisters aren't allowed relationships. They're just such massive fanatics that you would have to be one too to interest them.
Doesn't the Emperor want his loyal subjects to procreate and spread mankind?
>reserved only for the Emperor and no other man.
The clergy fricks the shit out of them
please no 🙁
yeah but the sisters aren't into that shit, i guess
>please no
It's canon, the old men in there have basically made a harem for themselves by tricking them into thinking that sucking their old wrinkly dicks is for the emperor.
Well, it's grimdark enough. I'm just surprised games workshop signed off on something like that, they normally avoid anything sex related or just loosely imply anything sexual.
It's also the reason why they are always attractive in the official artwork.
>why they are always attractive in the official artwork.
Why do you morons keep posting in these threads when you clearly don't know shit.
Should add a blank so we can have constant lines of our inner thoughts on how disgusting they are
Ciaphous cain novels has a leader of the local sisters flirt with him and canonically frick around for fun. His novels are pretty much always going against the grain of 40k (showing actual happy citizens, idealized worlds at times, commisars sometimes caring for their men outside of cain, inquisitors with feelings etc) but they're popular and black libary so they are canon and at least 1 of these chicks does frick human men (specifically human men and specifically she fricks them she's very aggresive about it).
>(showing actual happy citizens, idealized worlds at times, commisars sometimes caring for their men outside of cain, inquisitors with feelings etc)
To be fair, the Galaxy is too big for every part of the imperium to be full of buttholes.
Thats the point, it's like what one person said, fighting Tyranids, Orks, Chaos, Eldar, Necrons, etc is like 5-10% of what the Imperial Guard does.
I dunno anon
there are a LOT of Orks and Tyranids
>anal
Name a faster way to become a nurgle cultist
The vow of purity is not a vow of chastity
>no romance (so far)
hope its like pathfinders Valerie where we have to earn the best one but fear well just have to mod it to CORRECT this mistake
Ah yeah Valerie was great. Her telling you how proud she was for fricking a hobo while you were intimate was great.
>Ah yeah Valerie was great. Her telling you how proud she was for fricking a hobo while you were intimate was great.
yeah I hated that too so did everyone
still doesnt change that shit romance was the best straight one in all the pathfinder games so far (inb4 arue LMAO)
>(inb4 arue LMAO)
You think I would nominate Arue after complaining about Valerie talking about her sex life lmao. That sure would be hypocritical.
Arue exist for people with a fetish for reforming bawds. She is great.
oh i know but some people will bring her "virgin" prostitute ass up as a good one
they seem to know what their doing with her making her front and center screwing the sob fans and forcing us to frick her instead
not true, there are STRONG waifu flags with Eldar girl too
they didnt make a ygritte table top model
and as for fricking her i am not sticking my dick into a xeno
I liked the tiefling girls.
My heart and my dick both are aligned in the Emperor's service she's fricking sexy bros and broke as shit in combat
Precise bolter + assault pack make her a fricking rape machine. Drukhari have a 15% chance to hit? How about she spews out 10 rounds in a row and splatters them across the wall behind them? I love her and Heinrix.
You'd have to reject all the offerings of Chaos and prove you truly love the Emperor to have a chance to gain her interest.
The sisters of battle do not take vows of chastity, they can have relations with someone if they want. Granted their job doesn't leave a lot of opportunities for it but it's not impossible.
I imagine nobody has the stones to try asking one out anywho. Would rather not run the risk of getting blammed by them or an inquisitor.
Are you sure? Put it into perspective:
If you're seeing armed forces of the Imperium, you're probably being attacked or being sent to war. Would you rather maybe risk the slim chance at seeing a bolterbitch's panties/getting laid and die if unsuccessful or the very large chance of facing one of the other billion, creatively brutal ways to die in the 41st Millennium?
Can't argue with that logic.
I prefer Yrliet, personally.
A fresh source of sanity is insanely precious given the rest of the bastards I apparently have to surround myself with.
Imagine coming from a commisar background and realizing that at the end, the eldar is the sanest and most reasonable of your companions is an eldar
I want to lick her soulstone.
Wow I've met someone more degenerate than me. All I wanted to do was take her on fancy balls where everyone has to pretend they're totally ok with an alien walking around, then sneak off and kiss her pointed ears while she does her damndest to keep quiet.
What next? You will hold her alien hand? Degenerate! Heretic!
NO!!
Yes. And maybe cuddle under the stars of a luxury planet I bought for our anniversary.
I want to lick her soulstone.
She WILL join me in my travels, she WILL go on shore leave on distant planets and bond with my officers, she WILL grudgingly accept first aid from Abelard, she WILL argue politics and philosophy with me and she WILL like it
never ask the zealot rogue trader the species of his gf
Hey anons, doesn’t life suck? Aren’t you tired of continuing along your painful existence, with no relief in sight? Wouldn’t you like someone to take away your pain and give you a massive new group of friends to hang out with?
Reminder that Nurgle ran like a b***h when the Emperor got serious, just like the other three. And also the daemons ran like b***hes when they actually risked being wiped out instead of getting to just tap out for a while; daemons are worse friends than even Eldar.
I'll tell you what I told the genestealer cult: I can't join if you won't let me bring my emotional support meltabomb.
I'm proud I figured out she's a Paternova/Novator candidate just based on who unusually heavily mutated she is. Usually it takes a Navigator centuries to end up like that.
Isn't she a testtube baby or some shit?
Every single Navigator is. There are no accidental births when it comes to them.
Having a Sister in Rouge Trader retinue sounds like a recipe for disaster. How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
>How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
Money and wargear
Yes but I mean how is she not going to sperg out and kill everyone including you for consorting with Xenos
>good luck, i'm behind 7 Tempestus scion regiments
>The xenos is actually useful and she kills heretics real good, so I am willing to tolerate her.
Yrliet is actually insanely reasonable, honest and competent, so the Sister really doesn't have much reason to attack her.
As for the cold trader... nobody likes Jae, so if Argenta kills her, no big loss. She can fricking kill your unsanctioned psyker if she steps out of line.
You're a rogue trader, being an ambassador to the more reasonable xenos is part of your job description, and you can recruit sanctioned xenos from those races. If you start talking with the ones on the shit list though, then you lose your warrant of trade and get to find out who in your crew is an officio assassinorum sleeper agent.
Which xenos are on the shit list?
Anything that isn't Craftworld Eldar or Tau.
Dark Eldar for sure.
All of them but some more than others
It's a sliding scale, really. Craftworld eldar and Tau and other actually civilized races are fine, although you'll still get some funny faces if you get too chummy with them. Orks are often hired as temporary mercenaries, obviously they only rarely stick as permanent crew. Various minor xenos depend on how much chaos (with a little c) and Chaos (with a capital C) they cause. Nids and Necrons are off the board obviously, rogue traders usually only deal with them because someone's paying for samples of the former and the tech of the latter. Dark Eldar are off-limits, anyone with even a whiff of them is instantly on everyone's shit list for good reason. Them and doing funny stuff with daemons is the #1 way to get an Inquisitor up your ass.
There's races marked xenos terribilus which are specifically laid out as rip up the warrant, bolter to the head bad to consort with. Mostly weird minor ones like the hrud or the khrave, but anything that touches chaos is a no go.
how do i know whos on the shit list
for all i know they are all on one
>then you lose your warrant of trade
No you don't
>and get to find out who in your crew is an officio assassinorum sleeper agent
Yes
>How can one you reconcile her presence with having Xenos companions and trading in Xenotech?
I'm the Rogue Trader, b***h. The God-Emperor himself greenlit me to interact with xenos with the Warrant. Don't like something? Feel free to leave. The airlock is always open.
>The airlock is always open.
I like the way you think
It's ok, as a Rogue Trader I have this note delivered by the beneficent Emperor Himself
She's somewhat reasoneble. When the Eldar helps you out against chaos, even going against her own, the SoB thinks a bit and says 'yeah, if she's anti-chaos, she can't be that bad'
>the SoB thinks a bit and says 'yeah, if she's anti-chaos, she can't be that bad'
Shit Sister, she ain't ever gonna be a conduit of His fury at this rate
Things are very blurred in the Koronus Expanse - the Imperium is unreachable, half of the populace deals in xenotech, the main cult venerates mainly the local saint, the Lord Inquisitor is a radical, chaos is everywhere - you need flexibility if you want to keep your wealth and your life
I fixed the old cogitator in Footfall and she launched into some autistic speech about the dude who established the port and then it said something like 'she gives a big sigh of content to indicate the lecture has ended' and I was smitten on the spot
God damnit that's so cute, CRPGs have always scared so I didn't even apply for the alpha, but the more I lurk in these threads the more I want to play this game just because of this cute mutant.
What she say if you told her that she look beauty or something like that?
I don't know.
She gets flustered like an anime girl, blushes pink and stops the conversation saying 'y-y-you're overstepping the bound of propriety!! >///<'
I never imagined anything like this even happening in 40K
you baka baka baka baaaaka
Navigators are a weird and vicious group. Rarely brought up due to just how weird they are, especially since they can get by with more rule breaking than most groups due to being in high demand. Half the reason the Emperor wanted a functioning Webway Gate was to get rid of the need for Navigators.
>we want the reddit audience
oof
Navigators are more human than you
Absolute fricking moron. The reddit audience will get mad for you romancing her because they will find some way to call you a pedo because she is not used goods and mentally stunned or something. Holy frick the actual state of this board, actual r*ddit gays and discord trannies gaslighting everyone 24/7.
Cute CUTE
i want to burn her at the stake for the crime of being a mutant so bad bros
Good luck getting your ship to go frickall anywhere then moron
>crime of being a mutant
I swear to god all the homosexuals role playing in these threads don't even know the actual lore
>Owlcat will force you to accept xenos onto your crew
>And none of them will be Necrons
To be fair, for a necron to even be an individual that you could recruit, he/she would have to be a lord. And at that point you could solo the entire game just with him/her.
I think crypteks are also allowed to keep personalities.
Lichguards can too, Obvyrn is a good example, being fully sapient outside of their absolute loyalty to whomever they were programmed to follow, which could easily be you if any of the kookier Necron's got bored and could be justified as "seeing if our guards will follow meatbags" since one of the current goals of the necron race is to bodyjack humanity.
Wouldn't even have to be strong enough to solo the game either could just say he's a faulty necron happens all the time.
Lychguards are royalty though.
Being an immortal is the minimum to not be a mindless bot.
An immortal is roughly equal to an average space marine (at least on the tabletop), and there will be a Space Wolf companion, so I can see it.
Necrons are super convinent since there can be as many or as few as you want and they can be as sane or crazy as you want and not even like their own race and be as strong and weak as you want by just saying "uhhh his repair scarabs broke lol".
Pretty much anything sapient would work
They can also be anything from "we want to wipe out all life" through "leave us the hell alone" up to "Chaos/Tyranids is the true enemy, we need to cooperate".
That’s what’s cool about them too. In tabletop, you could even make your own dynasty.
>uhhh yeah these guys were on tomb world x and their lord likes doing y and they’re painted this way
I want an "I miss my wife"-type Necron.
>tfw no "MY WIFE IS DEAD" Necron
my wife for Aiur
Could be a lord that's had to swap bodies to one of their warriors in an emergency away from its tomb world.
Lords can't do that, it's a trick only Trazyn knows how to do through some weird technology he's collected.
you can shoot Yrliet the moment you meet her.
Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party? If there isn't, you're pretty much forced to take her in if you want to have a character capable of doing what she does (and not have that character be your own).
She fills three niches;
>Sniper
>Tactician
>Eldar Weaponry
The first one can be filled by the Navigator and the Unsanctioned Psyker, assuming you don't have the Psyker executed.
The second can be filled by the Techpriest, and generally speaking he's actually a bit better at since he can carry both a heavy melee weapon and a rifle sized gun at once.
As far as Eldar Weaponry goes, afaik only the player character and her get access to them. Maybe the Interrogator does, but I'm not positive. Not a huge thing to miss out on but the Shuriken Catapult is extremely good in her hands.
So yes, other party members will fill her role.
>Is there a character that fills her equivalent role in the party?
Basically any character? Outside of aeldari weaponry, which are only a minor upgrade over a lasgun, she has no niche of her own
Oh thank god emperor, I have ran to many rouge trader TRPG games to know how slipper of a sloop that is. I shoot xeno's hate psykers and fight chaos where ever I go
will force you to accept xenos onto your crew
You can literally shoot Yrliet the moment she speaks to you.
She runs away if you attack her in the manor. However, you can end her once the Janus arc is over, and I think blame the xenos for the events on the planet - maybe she gets lynched then.
>Owlcat will force you to accept xenos onto your crew
Literally not, wtf anon
YOU WILL ACCEPT XENOS
YOU WILL LOSE VIRGINITY TO A XENO
YOU WILL MARRY A XENO
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY AND DENY THE EMPEROR
>AND DENY THE EMPEROR
The Emperor's plan was to move Humanity into the webway to claim their rightful Eldar spouses.
You will mating press the Eldar just as the Emperor intended.
>has clearly never played an Owlcat game
>makes all kinds of assumptions to try to shit on them
Entire point of Rogue Trader is to do shit that main 40k doesn't let you.
I played the alpha and so far game suck and frick. Its just a boring x com mechanic without any destructable environment and with a lot of boring geenric cyberpunk locations
Imagine having psykers in your group.
Literally soulless
I want to see the other part of the emperors trifecta. We had the custodes acting now, they went and collected their waifus, where are my psi-titans? Are they just not logistically sound anymore?
You think the emperor fricked jenetia as a flex?
was the Emperor ever openly against xenos?
Some of them, yes.
He was much, much more tolerant than the present day Imperium, and as long as a given species wasn't Chaos-tainted, he would accept them as vassal states.
Some of the ones who directly threatened mankind but he was working hard for an alliance with the Eldar, the webway project was supposed to be the symbol of their unity
Only ones that threatened mankind's existence, Xeno allies were more common than you'd think
It was way less fervent than it is now, but He did operate on an "assume any Xenos will be a threat" policy
Thoughts on Eldar?
Lots of thoughts, mostly sexy ones
I'm permanently moving Yrliet to my room.
Space Elves
Love'em.
Yvraine really does look better with her hair loose.
What its with the eldar autism for top knots?
Top knots is Big E's type see
It's stylish, and Khaine set the trend 60 million years ago.
loose hair in ultramarine shirt HHHNNNGGGGGG!!!
Rowboat Girlyman's hands typed these posts
He never even touched her.
I don't really like elves conceptually, but Eldar are space elves, so they are not too bad. Watching that one Hammer and Bolter episode improved my opinion of them.
I don’t like the traditional fantasy elf stereotype of being a tree hugging ranger with a bow. Eldar are pretty far removed from that, space wizards are cool.
Reminder that Nurgle is currently cucking the entire Eldar race just for lols.
Reminder that Yvraine doesn't wear shoes. She's a barefoot bawd.
holy shit, what a prostitute
god I NEED a xeno wife
Here's your xeno wife anon
You fool, my single thick coat of paint will protect me
>single thick coat
>Vulkan after seeing his brother's wife
Lmao even Curze thought Vulkan incinerating some eldar kids was a tad too much
Sorry Anon but I made my 5+ invun save
Never happened.
I think they're neat.
Thisbguy can drae banshees well but I fricking hate his stupid Tali involvement.
Cringe homosexual.
Distractions from the true waifus
Love their lore but I don't like most of the models/minis
Eldar are the best faction. Imperium cucks can seethe. Humans are only as strong as they are because of Games Workshops massive Imperial bias from being trapped in a loop of sales figures.
you will never be relevant, Eldunce.
Harlequins are cool
They have grown on me a lot. Their models and aesthetic did it for me, they might even be my favourite xenos faction. Pic related is one of my favourite 40k artworks. Oldhammer art had so much SOUL
blessed spess elf enjoyer
Yes, I fear GW and their acolytes will forget the strong points of the aesthetic is baroqueisms and horror vacui.
I dont like how Eldar now aree just space elves in tech catsuits
You know if the eldar would just explain shit instead of swooping in and killing everything then the imperium would be more willing to work with them, but no instead the eldar tried to openly use Rowboat by keeping him in a Darth Vader life support system which he immediately got out of in an event I'm sure Yvraine still seethes about
She screams his name when she jerk offs.
GW is not interested in making anyone other than Imperium "good guys" even though they claim otherwise, so of course they won't let eldar become a proper allies with the Imperium. There need to be only war in the dark future of the 41st millenia.
NOLDORgay - I SUMMON THEE~~
Oh frick off we're actually having a pretty good thread for once.
>muh lewd eldar like in the fanart and fanfiction
Just the same stale trash.
They're lewd in canon as well since their empire collapsed due to hedonism.
he meant they're supposed to look uncanny, not that they werent horny bastards
Going to run a ranged-centric rogue trader, does anyone know if there's really any way to build around the talents because they feel so haphazard to me I just sorta do mostly only direct damage and it kinda works.
looks cool, too bad its an owlshite isometric garbage
Mutated to perfection
I want the knifeears, personally. She will make a fine wife to my Chad Trader
>Macha in skin tight suit
FRICK
Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader
It's called a bodyglove.
I will keep this information in mind going forward.
I will return next week with more disturbing facts.
What happened to her ears?
If Aeldari have no fat tissue, then what are their women's breasts filled with?
Diamonds.
Bags of sand
Glandular tissue, connective tissue, blood vessels, lymphatics and nerves
>Pointed eartips packed with nerve-endings (Spec: erogenous?)
lewd...
>It's canon
Milk?
Xenology was specifically shown to be fake and misleading info created by Alpha Legion infiltrators. Much of it is literally made up.
For us a man can get closer to zero than a woman with about 3% body fat, women aren't supposed to go below something like 12-15% or bad things start to happen to them. They might still have some since they're like us and dimorphic
game?
Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader. Pirate the alpha, it's quite alright (for an alpha).
>cute
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>FOR YOUUUUU MY EMPEROR!!!
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!
>chaos halo on the robe
Hmmmmmmmmmm
This got me thinking. Would a Necron be affected by her 3rd eye?
I see the Rogue Trader porn is as awful as the Pathfinder one...
The games not even out yet, have faith.
why is she mutated?
Because she needs a third eye to guide the ship through literal hell.
To navigate the way to my heart
yikes
>pale skin
Wow, she hits all my fetishes
>have faith
Don't.
https://files.catbox.moe/j2r1ll.jpg
I think I mentioned it before but having the first proper porn of Yrliet be a piece where she gets murderfricked is sad but weirdly fitting.
slaugth chads we WINNING
Is the game going to have romances? Did Pathfinder? It seems like the already telegraphed it with Navigator-sama when she accidentally used her power to make you feel good.
Yes.
Romance tags were already found for the Eldar in datamines.
Please elaborate, I am VERY interested
You're talking to her and she starts going into a trance because of the usual RPG protagonist shit where she senses a strange secret about you, and it says how good you feel like your lungs have taken a deep breath for the first time in forever, you can thank her or scold her and in the former case she gets flustered again
Dangerously cute
>Is it even allowed in 40K to have girls THIS cute!?!
She is milf
She's a mutated horror. Just looking here into eye will cause you to die very painfully.
Post some sororitas they actually get to be hot
kys xenos lover
>navigator
>xenos
okay moron
people that want to frick mutants are almost certainly willing to frick xenos
Anyone have her voice lines?
>exposition trader
>sex trader
i hate the dark eldar so much its unreal
hellraiser type motherfrickers
cbt eldar are the best eldar
t.Jaghatai Khan
Incubi are the absolute worst. They of all Deldar set out to be buttholes not for soul sustenance, twisted knowledge or even entertainment. They run around smashing Eldar soulstones and damning souls to Slaanesh just as a frick you to their own race.
Their minis are really cool.
iconoclasts are based
frick your imagery and culture
Every Drukhari sent to Slaanesh is a charitable deed.
I do hope the game gives you an Ork bruiser to run the lower deck crewmen like you read about sometimes. How long is the alpha build anyway? How much did they show?
Because having a single Ork spore anywhere near the ship would be a good idea
Didn't dark eldar have a way to make them stop producing spores?
Who cares, dark eldar are shit
It would mean it's possible and worth pursuing to get a pet ork
Assuming you could trust the Dark Eldar. Which, yeah, good luck with THAT, ask the Tau how that worked out for them.
Alpha is ~20-25 hours long, one "hub", 3 long story missions, around a dozen landable spots with small missions, 20-30 star systems. A couple companions have companion quests. You get shown Chaos of different sorts, you get plenty of heretical choices, you get shown CSMs and DEldar, as well as a small amount of CWEldar. There're also a few text adventures thrown into the mix.
I can only assume /tg/ gays are in an uproar about these cute and moe waifus
>giving a shit what /tg/ thinks
Couldn’t be me.
only the human ones
I heard Sister Argenta isn't a romance option. If that's true, I think it's a good decision
Lame
There's some copium about, should she somehow get corrupted (and she clearly had some strange interaction with chaos before the game), maybe then she'll respond to your advances.
>should she somehow get corrupted
Honestly I hate the concept of corrupted Sisters. As far as I know there is only one "canon" depiction of that (unless you consider the shitty VR game canon), and it's already too much
Why not? They're still human, still prone to human mistakes. I enjoy how chaos is presented in the alpha - I'm pretty sure that you can become damned just by being too curious, and the Tzeenchians entice you with all sorts of knowledge. Falling to Slaanesh is also piss-easy, it seems, just don't try to weed out corruption on your planet. There're some theories that a few Imperial characters are Nurgle worshippers, surrounded by plagues - remains to be seen how Khorne shows himself.
their whole schtick is that they are, for all intents and purposes, incorruptable.
there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
That's been retconned thankfully.
Black Library is notoriously self-contradicting and only half canon at the best of times, but still.
they really wrote that and published it.
>there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
One of the worst things ever written in the BL, just absolute dogshit and I'm glad that it got retconned.
>there was even a very silly moment in the novels where Grey Knights murdered sisters and annointed their armor with sister blood for bonus chaos defense.
thats so stupid ahahha
why is it bad.
Virtuous daemon hunters shouldn't be butchering their allies and bathing in the blood.
They arent virtuous, they came from fricking big E genes.
That means they are absolutely ok with murder and turbo autistic and goal oriented
That was an incredibly stupid moment that was thankfully retconned, but I do like the Sisters' incorruptibility schtick. They are supposed to be unhinged Emperor fanatics far beyond even Ministorum priests, and are the primary Imperial faction that produces Living Saints. Maybe they shouldn't be totally, 100% immune to Chaos, since that is only reserved for the Emperor, but making them regularly corruptible just reduces them to fetish bait.
there is zero reason they should be less corruptible than the average Space Marine or Shrine World guardsmen
If the Emperor is their "Primarch", their gene seed would be repellent to Chaos. If they are simply super Thousand Sons marines, their recruitment process is still balls to the grinder more intensive than normal marines. No reason to think that the additional trials and rituals that Grey Knights recruits are subjected to wouldn't make them inherently resistant to Chaos, given that their entire purpose for creation is to battle daemons.
I'm a moron, I thought that was in reference to the Grey Knights, not the Sororitas.
They are the fricking Chamber Militant for the Ordo Hereticus. Its their job to be the best of the best in purity (at least for baseline humans).
Space Marines have an undercurrent of believing they are superior to regular humans so that makes them corruptible, and any guardsmen no matter from where is still just a Frontline soldier and can easily mentally snap. The sisters being neigh uncorruptible makes more sense since they are a faction within a religious army, a fanatic that goes far and beyond the normal fanatic.
>tfw Khorne just sends a champion to fight you
>said champion appears several times and adapts to your fighting style
>I'm pretty sure that you can become damned just by being too curious, and the Tzeenchians entice you with all sorts of knowledge. Falling to Slaanesh is also piss-easy, it seems, just don't try to weed out corruption on your planet. There're some theories that a few Imperial characters are Nurgle worshippers, surrounded by plagues - remains to be seen how Khorne shows himself.
Reminds me of that moron in one of the Guilliman books who fell for a Nurgle plot because he wanted to read a specific book in Guilliman's library.
>girl
It's an engineered mutant
do navigators even get married or do they just breed to keep the gene intact
The latter, the navigator gene disappears after even 1 generation of outside influence so navigator houses are horribly comically inbred. Which is probably the source of more than a few mutations.
there are brown eldar?
Only in that guy's art, thankfully.
>not liking choco
homosexual gay
>Bandersnatch uses bites off dick!
>Robin Hood dies!
Why on earth does Cassia use a rifle instead wielding a staff like in the art? Is it just for the alpha?
What do you mean, weilding a staff? What, like in melee? She's a mutant girl with barely any meat on her bones, how do you reckon she'll get anything done?
I mean like a wizard class who hangs in the back and does his warp shit, even the art in the game shows the party like that
She's not a psyker, she's a navigator. The only spell she can cast is a short-range cone AoE attack. Psykers don't need staffs to cast - the unsanctioned one and the interrogator also use normal firearms
At the end of the day Navigators are just another variety of Psyker, and Psykers use force staves to focus their powers.
Speaking of porn, did the swarm guy come back with updates on his commission?
Want to hear a joke?The greater good
I remember there being art of a human and an elf ganging up on a tau that interrupted their fight.
by fight you mean lesbosex, right?
k
blueberries are still sexo however
Your pic is a good example of why the Tau are hated. They were so stupidly unfun to play against, tabletop speaking, it damages the faction's reputation
I just like how Tau tech looks.
True, Tau have a reputation of being either busted or useless, but right now they are in a pretty good spot
I like em for the mechs, but most importantly the look of their helmets, hell I have more units of infantry then elites when it comes to my army
Get out from cover and charge honorably to your death, Gue'la
xeno roasties quit kidnapping my battle bruvvas
Lol.
Want to hear another joke? The Imperial Truth
CAW CAW MOTHERFRICKER
I'll grant you that, the Emperor should've really either made full gods in the warp or something or otherwise embraced being worshipped as one.
Humanity does need gods - oh don't get me wrong, those little cucks who ran away once the Emperor got serious against Horus are just pathetic and shouldn't be picked but actual, proper human gods, like what the Orks and Eldar have.
That looks like a warp tainted mutant. Chaos shit.
Can you play a mutant in Rogue Trader?
One of the companions we can recruit should be a retired Custodes from the Eyes of the Emperor.
Custodes can "retire" if they feel their age catching to them. They also give up all their equipment when they do that and travel alone through the Imperium fighting threats that hide in the shadows.
So he wont be too overpowered when you meet him. The Space Wolf trying to get to him would also be funny.
>Custodes can retire
WHAT?
Man, they really have it better than SM if it is true
Literally the whole point of custards is that they're Big E's vision of the Ubermensch he wanted to make humanity into.
>genius intellect
>strong
>fast
>big
>unable to disagree with him
Yeah, I can see why.
Custodians disagree with the Emperor all the time. Constantin Valdor is pretty open about how he thinks the Primarchs project was moronic.
To be fair is he wrong? Over half of them turned out to be shit.
Custodes retirement happens if the Custodes starts slowing down at all, even if it's an imperceptible amount to everyone else. He'd still be way too overpowered to be a companion.
We should atleast be able to meet one, but he doesnt outright say he is a custodes your PC should think he is an Astartes first.
Well maybe he retired when he got to 1000 years old and he felt himself slowing down to 99.9%, but now he's been in quiet retirement in his home sector for another 1000 years and he's a fricking old man and down to 5%
No man, like no. She's an abomination. An offense to humanity. Just look at those gills. I can't wait until the Emperor finishes the webway and we can exterminate all these freaks.
megagay
The true face of this anon
>People consider THAT thing attractive
Yeah, I'll stick with the autistic mutant
That's the antagonist and a degenerate Drukhari. Of course it looks repulsive. The elfu's better, cleaner and dressed normally
Yeah, she's also responsible for literally fricking a god into existence so I know who I'll be going after. Female Eldar hair is pure kino tho
>she's also responsible for literally fricking a god into existence
Technically the Eldar Nobility who led that stuff were either all killed in Slaanesh' birth or subsequently took ocer Commoragh only to later be killed by Vect.
The Craftworlders had nothing to due with Slaanesh and were actively against the things that led to its birth.
Huh I actually didn't knew that, maybe the xenos is not that bad after all
She's a "teen" who spent half of her life wandering as an outcast, her craftworld's gone, she dindu nuffin (and is overall a voice of reason amidst zealots and ruthless killers)
I'll be honest, I kind of love that Yrlier is so damn reasonable. It's a fun contrast compared to everyone else, I hope she keeps her sanity.
Most eeryone in the party is quite reasonable, even the Inquisitor
No they aren't.
Well, her fellow eldar see her as reckless and overly emotional. So she's only reasonable by human standards.
Also, with the shit she goes through later on in the game, I do worry about her sanity.
who the frick is actually gonna go for the eldar companion when its cannon they frick for fun during bathroom breaks
>who the frick is actually gonna go for the eldar companion
The two most popular pathfinder romances are a succubus with a four digit body count (minimum) and a psycho that fricks corpses behind your back and canonically NTRs, leaving you and going on to frick other people at the end of your romance.
>top two WotR choices are Cammy and Arue
Well no shit, the other two are a spider mutant and a grandmother.
Top 3 are all ultra bawds and puritygays only made it to fourth place, so yeah, anons would be fine even with dark eldar.
WoTR doesn't have a single good woman for romance, just like Kingmaker.
Tristian should have been a woman and so should one or two of the dudes in WoTR.
Galfrey is pure and one of the Tieflings is a virgin as well so it isn't completely hopeless, but both of those are probably the shortest and most simple romances in their respective game, so it says a lot about their priorities.
>Galfrey is pure
Yes but she's also an utterly incompetent moron.
>one of the Tieflings
DLC.
what job should you get in the Imperium of Man if you don't want a shitty life?
Being able to make a choice like that means you have it better than at least half of humanity in 40k.
Pretty much anything that isn't in an Underhive.
>job
>get
If you're living on a planet where you get to choose your own occupation, you don't have a shitty life in 40k.
Adeptus Administratum if you tolerate soul-crushing office work, probably the safest job in the imperium since no one fricks with the bureaucracy.
Being a Magos would be dope
>Imperium of Man
> non shitty life
Lol
Lmao
life is completely mundane for 90% of the worlds under the Imperium
>t. lorelet who only watches archwarhammer thinks every world in the imperium is a irradiated toxic hellhole of a hive world where every person can be and are summarily executed for even the slightest hesitation against toiling away their miserable life in hard slave labour
Why is your ship so worthless and weak
Rogue TRADER anon.
Thunder Warriors may be bigger, but they are hardly better than Astartes, let alone Primaries, which I am not sure if they are even bigger at all.
Thunder Warriors canonically btfo Astartes.
Custodes is more accurate than I wish it was.
Frick you anon, we're not downies here. Take your shit elsewhere.
Sorry. Here's a more accurate comparison.
Can I have a normal romantic relationship with a normal human female? You degenerates are a blight in the eyes of the Emperor.
In the alpha you can flirt with somebody elses normal human wife
>normal human female
Lmao he wants a roastie. I much rather stick with my Emperor approved virgin navigator wife.
Your wife gets mind raped by demons and Gork/Mork every day.
no, you can't frick Argenta (the sister of battle), unfortunately. Owlcat has something against amazon chasing.
Just like they did back in Pathfinder with Amiri, where it came to light they weren't banned from making her romancable by Paizo.. but it was their own decision lol.
Is there a Chaos waifu?
I give it a day before someone makes a romance mod
i wish, but owlcat games don't have any modding tools and they get hardly any mods that add new content lol. the previous pathfinder games also got frick all.
So how long until we move from alpha to beta. I have beta access
do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?
This fanfic would work if it was a guardsman, but assassins, especially the Vindicare, are so detached from regular humanity that they wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger on the fricking Emperor if the command was given.
Which begs the question, what kind of fricking secondary wrote it?
SPOILER: The guy in the story turns out to be, basically, an unsanctioned Vindicare commissioned by an Inquisitor on the sly. Also, just before the story, he was subject to Warp frickery that loosened his conditioning.
That's the most bullshit way to justify having your vindicare assassin fall in love with a xeno. Someone should make a response where a eversor falls in love with a Dark Eldar
obsessed+mindbroken
Navigators tend to mutant as they age. This'll be her in a few years.
SEXO
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X
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She turned into a Tau?
>flippers
Wow they really are just shameless Dune ripoffs
By "age" they mean hundreds of years, anon. Also, if you check the mutation table for Navigators in the Rogue Trader RPG, it's much, much less severe than you might think. Only the Novators and Paternova are truly monstrous, because they receive an extra power boost through secret rituals.
That's incorrect. Navigators have a wide array of powers. The reason they aren't used on battlefields is because they're literally irreplaceable in their role as, well, Navigators.
She can become a Novator
Imagine her using her Novator super strength to manhandle and rape the Rogue Trader?
Is every single Navigator in the Imperium born or trained on Terra?
Or are there remote campuses of Navigator college on important other worlds?
Because it seems out of character that the semi-independent polities (Mechanicum, Astartes chapters) would want to rely on there being uninterrupted fresh supply from Terra, especially when said supply has frequently been cut off in the past through events like the Heresy, the War of the Beast, and the Great Rift.
Is this idea just a Dune rip off?
Literally 90% of 40k is just a hodge-podge of random shit that sounded cool to the writers back in the 80's. There is no rhyme or reason or care for originality.
It's kinda funny that they even rip off things inspired by them
They ripped off something completely different for the Tyranid redesign.
its 40k
Yeah, but DUNC doesn't have aliens, so 40K is better.
>dune now is known as DUNC becuase of movieonlies
XENOS PUSSY
XENOS PUSSY
I will frick an Eldar female.
If Guirlyman can so can I.
Guilliman and Yvraine would both be disgusted by the notion. I hope someone brings it up in a book or something just to show their reactions.
That's a big copium tank.
Yeah well my headcanon says otherwise.
Remimder that Yvraine was a Wych previously. Horny, kinky, ans violent.
I hope they give Jaghatai a deldar gf next
and then Lion can get an exodite gf
Lion will get a shortstack watcher as a gf
will GW ever have the balls to kill the emperor so he can save all mankind from the warp gods?
No. 40k is too much of a moneymaker to AoS it.
Lol no. I'm 30 and I'll die IRL of natural causes before GW kills the Emperor.
Judging by recent developments, he doesn't even need to die for that to happen. He just casually resurrected Guilliman in Nurgle's garden and burned the place down, saying effectively "I'm coming for you chaos homies" before peacing out.
eh...
>dude, what if we used hell as a shortcut?
Humans are fricking insane.
Emotional support monkeigh.
>what if we frick a god into existence
ditto for the knife-ears
what does she want from me
fricking eldar and their schemes
She wants you to hold her and tell her everything will be all right and every second you're not doing that you are literally killing her and ruining her life. Also if your fricking crew try to "calm her shit" one more time, finding enough body bags will be the least of your worries.
Basically: she's a white woman and you're her lovable pitbaby.
she's not the boss of me
Of course not, but she has some delicious xeno-nut butter and its been lathered onto her body. You wouldn't let it go to waste would you?
I love my over-emotional Irish wife.
She won't be cute for long
Listening to the Horus Heresy now with audio books. The decay of the Imperium to the shithole it is now is really fun to see firsthand, does the rest of the series hold up to the starting trilogy? I've heard it's mixed
The early books of the Horus Heresy are generally considered to be on the more mediocre end because they weren't supposed to be the kickoff novels of a longer running series, just a random trilogy that peeked at Horus's fall. That you enjoy them means you'll probably enjoy the vast majority of the subsequent Heresy novels.
post your first Rogue Trader
>homeworld
>background
>preferred weapons
>romance
For me it's
>Feudal World
>Guardsman
>Power Sword
>Cassia/Yrliet
>
>Cassia/Yrliet
What does that even mean. Is it Cassia or Yrliet homosexual?
Yrliet if the rumours are true, Cassia otherwise
this is an Owlkek game so I'm preparing for disappointment
Imagine if Yrliet's romance starts with her being aloof/unresponsive to your romance attempts before she suddenly "flips her switch" and becomes the one aggressively romancing you?
Aggressive girls are top tier so yes please.
The only way to romance her is to back off halfway into her path after which she goes insane at you no longer pursuing her and giving her attention
Basically like Daeran from WotR?
>SOB fans already disappointed xenos fans still have hope
HERESY
Both until one of them wins me over. I love jealousy dialogue.
>Fatshark are so incompetent they delayed A FRICKING DEVBLOG for the 3rd week in a row without mentioning ANYTHING about a date for the content
RPGsister... is there room for a humble demonclick enthusiast?
ok so when does this rogue trader game come out
will it let me play anything ghat isnt human like idk ogryn
is this game gonna be good when its out bros?
im playing wotr right now and having a blast
Here's hoping Yrliet gets proper Eldar armor.
I don't want to break her lineage.
I'm going to poach her brother and order them to make incest babies.
Will you hold her hand and kiss her gills while they are having sex, at least?
>tfw actually trying to return to Imperium through the warp storm
>WH40K
Counterargument: Pleasures of the flesh are for meatbags and I removed my capacity for emotion 4 centuries ago.
>celestial-fang
Now that's a troony name if I ever saw one.
It is "non-binary"
least gay admech fan
>40k Mechanicus
mechano-liches that traded away their reproductive organs for batteries
>40k Mechanicus fanbase
giga-degenerates
how did this happen?
I read some very violent smut about something like this earlier
>admech fans
sob fans (true) space marine fans (eg no fem marines) ork fans necron fans and guard fans are the better part of the fanbase everyone else is meh to cringe (chaos is hit or miss)
Cassia is full speed ahead moe, I'm flabbergasted a WRPG character like that even exists in modern times and from the same people who made Commiefornia dreck like Pathfinder. If your whole party is killed and she's the last character she starts going 'I I I I don't know what to do!!' in a cute voice. She is constantly blushing and stammering and getting flustered. Really remarkable in modern times.
You are trying to say that an inbred cutie raised in isolation from the bigger Imperium is somewhat naive? No way!
He's saying that it's remarkable that this character exists considering this is Owlcat, and Western RPG writing in general.
They are Russian, and they know what their audience crave for.
I don't know about that Pathfinder was cucked and pozzed as shit and no cute girls who acted cute and had cute voices
Arue? Octavia? Ember?
all ugly and annoying, Octavia in particular looked like a middle aged lesbian music / art professor and was a massive cuckolding degenerate prostitute
>and was a massive cuckolding degenerate prostitute
Reaping her holes with my best friend Reg was still very fun.
grimdark disney princess
Owlkek is one of the worst as frick as far as this kind of thing is concerned. They really don't like writing pure romances, or even pure women at all. And even when they do, they often friendzone them. It's like WRPG devs learned nothing from Tali.
Tali was a fricking disaster though, albeit from Bioware's shit writing. They went way too far with the romance shit and turned it into extremely cringy garbage.
I am sorry man but the vast majority simply doesn't agree with you, she was the most lovely and heartfelt romance by far.
?t=105
>ME3
Don't worry. They'll balance it out by making her used good or something like that.
That would be moronation on the same level as retconning Tali as as used goods. It makes no fricking sense at all, even physically so in many ways. I think she is pretty safe, owlkeks aren't THAT moronic.
Behold the future that xenofrickers want.
I absolutely adore how Emperor grants all Sisters 10/10 bodies simply for worshiping him a little.
Well is she 10/10 cause shes a sister or a Heldar?
Xenos are all flat, so obviously her huge bosom is a gift from the merciful Emperor.
frick outta here with that shit
Seethe inferior human roastie
Cope alien harlot.
The only future xenos deserve is staring down the barrel of a meltagun.
I am playing Wrath of the Righteous on Core with unlocked enemy AI and more enemies options, and while it is very addicting, it is also probably one of the most frustrating non-Rougelike RPGs I have ever played. Anyone else feel the same?
I wonder if RT will keep the tradition of trolling players. KM and WotR were made almost with the expectation that an enemies would ambush you, forcing you to reload a save, then cast the preemptive buffs that would allow you to take your enemies on. The worst is when four or more enemies with area of effect party disabling abilities drops on you and you don't have the counter buffs ready to go as they initiate combat.
No, Rogue Trader has plenty of ambush encounters you can't realistically beat if you don't prebuff. It's just the way Slav RPG design is.
There is some hope for mods. One of the Kickstarter goals for wrath was the release of mod tools. Hopefully if/when they come out it will be possible to port it over to Kingmaker and maybe Rogue.
>kingmaker
never ever they lost the rights to that game lmao
>rogue
could happen
Like I said, if it's the same engine it's conceivable they jury rig it backwards
Isn't it rather ridiculous if not fricking moronic to take your Navigator down into battle with you? Like is there any precedent for that?
Cope/Hope list
>Ork teammate
>Late game path lock Necron teammate
>Option to corrupt party members
>Option to deny soulstone to Eldar waifu
>Visual/impactful customization pf personal army
I do think that Argenta is off limits solely because GW vetoes the space marine. I can see Paizo thinking it's "fair"
>space marine is offlimits thus we make the pure waifus offlimits
Black person if a woman took that dick shed literally die of internal hemorrhaging her organs would LITERALLY get rearranged
But Japan told me that girls can safely take on dick of almost any size!
Bold of you assume that spicemuhreen's dicks are larger than any normal human ones. They were built to be fighting machines, so there was no point in enhancing their dicks.
>Ork teammate
Kek
>Late game path lock Necron teammate
lol
>Option to corrupt party members
lmao
>Ork teammate
For god's sake why do people want "herpaderp I'm an alien that literally spawns an army wherever the frick I go, hope you didn't want to use your ship/planet/base ever again" bioweapon?
>Late game path lock Necron teammate
Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
>Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
They were bamboozled.
Also Old Ones existed.
Old Ones didn't start the war. They fought the Necrontyr back to their homeworld and then stopped, they didn't try and genocide the Necrontyr. Then the guys in charge of that race decided "you know what, we need to keep fighting because that's the only thing we have to keep us united, apparently, so LET'S GO FOR ROUND TWO BOYS!" and then they brought in the star eating bastards.
And thanks to that war, Krorks came about, which is why we now have Orks.
And the Sea of Souls became the Warp, which ended up with Chaos.
So yeah, they are ultimately responsible for evey single bad thing happening, because C'tan + Orks + Chaos are the cause for everything going wrong.
>Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting
Hardly
>Reminder that these homosexuals are ultimately responsible for every single bad thing in the setting.
All of them, spare the Silent King, were in autopilot mode for the duration of the War in Heaven.
They did the whole "let's bring in the C'tan to keep our unity" bullshit before they were on autopilot.
So, again, it's their fault, and the Silent King himself would still be responsible for this.
Has anything major happened in the lore yet? Like another tyranid hive attack or something with the warp? What the frick is even going on anymore?
Everything is fine. Cadia stands. Keep calm and carry on, Trader.
I think it last left off with robute going to some stuff with necrons. Though their is something going on with a new chaos entity that basically is the god of technology and progress making some deal with Abaddon. Eldar plot line is dead for now, the Tau have some sort of Hindu warp god, necrons are necroning, and the space dwarfs now exist
Isn't Fulgrim on the move now again?
Why no Argenta romance?
I think she's your Seelah. Basically, your best bro.
She's strictly emperorsexual.
we can't have nice things in 2000+23
i cri evri teim
why are most people in these threads lorelets who never read a 40k rule book or codex aka the only relevant lore?
It would be funniest if there never were any Necrontyr. The C'tan created Necrons straight up to battle the Old Ones and imprinted fake memories of a time before biotransference in an almighty dick move for no real purpose other than to be total buttholes.
>jae
is jae
>cassia
cute austistic mutant princess
>yrliet
space elf pussy
>argenta
hot zealous tomboy, lmao cant frick, she only rubs her beans for the emperor
>idira
"ROGUE TRADER MOMMY WHY DID YOU DIE ON ME, IM GONNA FRICKING INVITE A TZEENTCH CHANGELING ABOARD AND PRETEND SHE IS STILL ALIVE"
tell me there could be more in the release
Who else can they realistically i.e. no drukhari / deamonettes / similar bullshit add without overlapping with existing characters?
This is why I'm going for Yrliet. An actually reasonable and friendly Eldar.
I agree with you, there isn't much more you can add now that SoBs aren't romanceable. Frankly after what I heard that the Dark Eldar did to Yrliet's people, I don't see why anyone would ever want to include them on the ship, how the frick could you ever be sure whatever crazy b***h you bring along wouldn't do the same to you and yours?
>spoiler
Well, allegedly not all drukhari enjoy being murder-frick-torturers. If the game was set in "present" time it would be plausible to have reformed drukhari who is now sworn to Ynnead.
Whats the best game to play if I want to start learning the 40K lore?
Dawn of War