Is it really the masterpiece zoomers claim it is?

Is it really the masterpiece zoomers claim it is?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DS version is better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      besides controls this is objectively true

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the issue with the controls?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fun

          Everyone always whine about how the digital pad isn't a substitute for an analog stick and how the touch screen isn't a substitute for an analog stick either, I think playing with the D-Pad is fine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

      no.

      besides controls this is objectively true

      the controls are the best part of the game.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having played it at launch, it was really revolutionary for me but as time has gone on I've noticed I've never once felt the itch to replay it. Star Fox 64 on the other hand..

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good but there are some stinkers. Top floor sucks as does water level (Tick clock is good but boot out makes it bad)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://sm64pc.info/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE WHAT IF N64 GAME BUT 4K AND 240 FPS!!!???

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it was, then Nintendo would've probably tried to or wanted to make more games like it, and they didn't even once

    Meanwhile they did try to copy its competitors a lot

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played SM64 when it launched and always hater it. Controlling Mario is like being in one of those dreams where your legs are noodles except you have to perform precision platforming and parkour. The camera is also pure cancer. The soundtrack is amazing and it has some great atmosphere but the gameplay is tortuous. It didn't help that the N64 controller was a nightmare.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally controlled better than anything else at the time, you lying Black person.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it still holds up.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based autist documented how broken and buggy it is in factual reality. It always got a free pass despite the shittiness because normalgays think mario is le heckin awesome xD

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sandland level
    >walk to get red coin on the edge of map
    >intuition tells me just flicking the stick 180 degrees in the opposite direction he's facing would make mario walk in a straight line in said opposite direction
    >does a fricking full 360 degree turn and falls off the level
    >also that barely adjustable camera being a cancer the entire game
    Anyone fricking telling you this shit is a masterclass of controls is just used to jank.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is used to amateur shit that just sets model forward based on input and has no easing whatsoever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't usually say things like this but... filtered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You flicked the stick 180 degrees in the opposite direction and you turned around instead of doing the slide that can be chained into a sideflip? I want to say you were playing on a POORLY CODED EMULATOR but maybe your sticks really were just that worn. N64 sticks sucked some dong.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoutout to ThimpleFlipth

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, don't listen to DS gays they are just plain delussional at this point, even the zoomer king dislike the DS version.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.nostalgiagay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tank controls on fricking mario 64
        >pointless new characters (i love wario and luigi but come the frick on, wario was useless 99% of the time and luigi was only there if you wanted to cheese the game) and yoshi turns irrelevant once you get ze mario
        >only mario got a full moveset on top of that, the remaining 3 can't wall jump
        >new stars are just glorified 8 coin stars but with small stars
        >half of the new areas suck, only the king boo and wario unlock stage are worth being called new areas
        >again unless you are mario half the game content is locked, you can only fight bowser as mario
        It had its cool things like the minigames but again if i had the choice ill pick og 64 any day of the week over DS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This Black person get’s his opinion on ScottTheWoz

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying both scott the sus and anon are wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >OPINION BAD, BECAUSE E-CELEB SHARES IT
              I bet you also shill for corporations in stopkillinggames threads.

              Kys Black person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OPINION BAD, BECAUSE E-CELEB SHARES IT
            I bet you also shill for corporations in stopkillinggames threads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The graphical updates really make the game. If it had just been Mario and Luigi with Luigi getting a better jump but more slippy foot controls it would've been fine. Actually, they should've waited until the 3DS so they could make use of the analogue stick. People would've considered it the definitive version of 64 if that was the case.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a cute opinion. Did a YouTuber give it to you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, but we share it so its almost like we are friends 🙂

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banjo-Kazooie was more hyped than Mario 64 was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo-Kazooie is also a masterpiece.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo is the most overhyped game ever. All of the problems people have with DK64 started in Banjo, but Banjo gets a pass because it predates the deluge of collectathon platformers that flooded the market in 1998 and 1999.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Banjo-Kazooie gets a pass because you had to collect a reasonable amount of items without switching a bunch of characters like in DK64. DK64 is good too but it wears itself thin while B-K does not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reasonable amount
            There are on average 5 different collectables you have to pick up in every level. Rather than character swapping you engage in gameplay swapping with shooter, flight game, and so on. Tooie is even worse because the levels are like 3x as big and more labyrinthine.
            If it were me I would've trimmed it down to just jiggies and honeycombs. Jiggies being the Stars, honeycombs being the coins. Notes would be like a mix of red and blue coins where you have to collect them in a set amount of time to get a jiggy.

            collectathons have been a thing since pacman

            3D platformer collectathons directly aping off Mario 64.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If it were you nobody would play your game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More people played Mario 64 than Banjo. More people remember and revere it, too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...and zero people played your imaginary game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Banjo narrowly wins out because of Game Over Gruntilda.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          collectathons have been a thing since pacman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo-Kazooie is also a masterpiece.

      Banjo-Kazooie gets a pass because you had to collect a reasonable amount of items without switching a bunch of characters like in DK64. DK64 is good too but it wears itself thin while B-K does not.

      Too bad Banjo never being good automatically invalidates your claims.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sunshine is better

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 year old game
    >still finds a way to make it about muh zoomers

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what compels someone to make the exact same thread again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lust for gold? Power?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers think Sunshine>64.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers weren't even born when this came out

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers? But yes it is.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers
    are you moronic?

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