>Is Literally not in ANY Vidya Game

>Is Literally not in ANY Vidya Game
How? How has NO ONE stolen this weapon for their own game yet?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They just put less retarded alternatives

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cos it's dumb?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Warcraft's warglaives are pretty similar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are a stupid weapon, especially when it's not real life actors thwaking them around but animators trying to make sense of it with no real life inspirations

      case in point: double sided sword
      although my main gripe is with the name
      >isn't a polearm, so why a glaive
      >glaive is already a tool of war, why the war- prefix

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mek'leth are superior

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always found it funny that the prop was usually so tiny so when Michael Dorn as Worf, 6'3'', was using one it looked like he was using a toothpick.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Literally not in ANY Vidya Game
    Guild Wars 2

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bat'leths are super fucking gay and uncool, just like ridgeheads

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because that shit is retarded you cant maneuver shit with that.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you even use that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very carefully

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Worf episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Worf gets BTFO in 1 second thus proving how much of a worthless pussy he is
      Those forehead ridges must be the most perfect masturbation tool for that guy to still be enlisted an on the bridge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was the biggest issue with Next Gen's Worf that DS9 fixed.
        Worf's supposed to be a huge badass that never loses right? So when they introduce a new bad guy, he immediately beats the shit out of Worf.
        The issue is we never see Worf be a huge badass on screen, so after a few times this happens, Worf just looks like a big pussy that can't win unless against simulated fights in the holodeck.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Michael Dorn had it in his DS9 contract that Worf was never going to be the bitch of the show again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad for it, Worf being a wimp that never won anything fucking sucked.
            DS9>TNG honestly.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >DS9>TNG honestly.
              Fucking this. DS9 rules. It took Worf and Obrien and put them in a better show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ragghh
      >gets thrown like a full garbage bag
      >pew pew
      >t-they u-uh, adapted
      >raghhh
      >gets thrown like a full garbage bag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >osha doesn't exist in the future

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure Osha was wiped out during the gene wars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those blue barrels have NO HONOR.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a Deanna's mum episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a Worf episode
      >in DS9

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Worth every gold pressed bar.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't some Mortal Kombat character have one of these?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a cool fantasy design, but maqn does it suck in reality.
    No grip on it that lets you transfer force properly.
    And it "breaks" your wrists

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Romulans ended up being more honorable than the Klingons. Really makes you think.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, the modern Star Trek had to portray the Federation as le evil white men. The Romulans were just misunderstood minorities all along.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Bat'leths are stupid impractical weapons intended for ceremonial slap fights and not "real" combat

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is in Klingon Honour Guard.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Renekton from League of Legends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the most popular videogame in the world uses it

      Renektons is reversed
      That way it makes a bit more sense but still not working for human usage

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only the most popular videogame in the world uses it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon has batlehs?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Best Star Trek episode in the entire franchise is within the first fucking 2 seasons with the Enterprise and that Romulan cruiser tracking each other like a sub movie
    How they can put out kino like that and have 'le wacky gangster planet' the next week is fucking baffling. Star Trek is just a spastic franchise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >casts his wife as some overbearing cunt that everyone has to tiptoe around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      romulans were not a gene roddenberry invention. in fact, much of the franchise's greatest hits were invented by someone else because gene couldn't wrap his mind around the concept that "conflict = fun."

      tabletop rpg company fasa lost it's license with star trek because they kept proposing products that emphasized combat and gene constantly vetoed them. furthermore, when fasa first got the license, they asked the star trek people for info on the franchise to help flesh out the product line and the star trek people just shrugged and said, "i dunno; we made it up as we went along. you invent something." so they did.

      granted, the man towards the end of his life was on so many painkillers that he couldn't think straight. however, execs were so paranoid and afraid that fans wouldn't tune in to watch star trek unless they thought that he had signed off on everything that they kept crediting him with doing everything until it was blatantly obvious that he had lost it.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One character in vindictus literally uses the exact weapon

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure about that?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I played the demo of Klingon Honor Guard in the late 90's. That's the most powerful weapon in the entire demo.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do normies remember the Romulans as the Star Trek villains but not the superior Cardassians?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well honestly what's the difference between them? They both think they're the superior species of the galaxy. Gene Rodenberry couldn't come up with any significant difference between them except for what they look like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically the Romulans are sneakier but the Cardassians are more ruthless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Introduced (relatively) late in the show, only well known for blowing Bajorans the fuck out and factional genocide and political infighting is too complex to understand when compared with 'evil vulcans bad'

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bad marks on his record will never be promoted to captain
    >2 dead wives
    >son hates him
    >brainwashed his brother
    >failed ambassadorship duties
    >dominion war vet
    >house of martok shit, alexander shit, honor duty

    WE WERE ROBBED OF A CAPTAIN WORF SHOW EVEN A BREVIT CAPTAIN WORF SHOW.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    elite force 2

    ?t=7356

    also klingon honor guard as another anon said
    i should play that again at some point, it was fairly jank but also had a certain charm that all unreal engine games had back then

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love the irony of star trek, a show that pushed the boundaries and helped usher in our modern woke cultural movement became totally unacceptable by that same movement shortly after it rose to power and was pretty much canceled in it's original form.
    Hoisted by it's own petard you could say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the standard purity spiral of any movement like that. Because the goal is power, influence and domination in the guise of striving for a permanent solution, goalposts must move when that solution is actually reached. Nothing will ever be enough because when the job is done all their influence disappears.
      That's also why some feminists like Sarkeesian never actually cared if they managed to change anything or not. All that ever mattered to her is the ability to exert her power and to make people do what she wants, at the moment. What it leads to is irrelevant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Star Trek was just the Hassan Piker of its day, it didn't really believe the crap it was spouting in each episode but it was pandering to hipsters with no life experience for cash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      star trek was canceled bc the ratings system at the time couldn't be parsed like it could today.
      it wasn't overall popular but it was intensely popular with males 18-44 which is what advertisers usually salivate at.

      there were mitigating factors depending upon who you talk to. sci-fi shows are more expensive than other shows of similar types and execs love to save money. also, gene was not known to be an easy guy to work with. less easy to work with = more easy to cancel the show and replace it iwth someone who knows the drill and gets in line.

      in the end, it did as well as it could for it's time. had they known more readily that it was popular with the young guys, it would've lasted another 1-2 seasons b4 the # of episodes reached the point where execs would've pulled the plug anyway.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bat'leths were obviously designed by someone with no concept of weaponry. Even if Klingons are way stronger that humans and could swing giant metal weapons around we'd struggle with they still wouldn't have made one that stupidly shaped.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you design alien weapons using correct "concepts of weaponry" you'll just end up with weapons that look like they were made by humans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's fine if you apply the concepts of reasonable weaponry on weapons made for different types of aliens. The sangheili in Halo have different types of firearms because they have double-thumbed palms. It is still just a magnetic plasma accelerator like any sci-fi blaster, but its form factor is more suited for a specific humanoid alien as opposed to humans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's in the service of showing off a sense of novelty for alien creatures but yeah sometimes it gets a bit silly when extremely humanoid aliens have incredibly un-ergonomic clothes or tools etc when their biomechanics would be basically the same as ours.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek Online has had them for over 12 years, they were in at release. They even added a bunch of shitty variants, on top of letting you get a replica Sword of Kahless.

    They're not even particularly bad weapons even if melee naturally loses out to ranged

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      even in pve?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's PvP in STO but you'd be an idiot to do it. The only real limitation on melee is availability of the weapons when you're levelling, at max level it's pretty much an issue of finding a model you like and upgrading it how you want it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like he's about to use that like a sickle to gather the wheat around him.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because trek's fight choreography is shit
    its funny and campy and i love the dumb double hammer fist but objectively speaking its shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gene hated conflict and was always dragged, kicking and screaming, to put in more conflict. that's why the choreography always sucked bc no one invested in it.
      also, fights are expensive to shoot and produce and 1960s tv was prudish. "the wild wild west" was a show that famously pushed the boundaries of violence (even having to defend itself in front of the us congress as a result) and it is outright prudish compared to today's tv.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it looks like garbage while also making no sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your life doesn't make sense either and you are here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love how they never really use it in meaningful combat in the show. It's always against one another or for ceremonial reasons. Whenever they have to fight real opponents they use regular knives or guns.
      Unless I'm completely misremembering the whole show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The DS9 season 4 opener has Klingons board the station and at least one guy in every squad that beams has a bat'leth. Bashir even informs his medics that they need to expect a lot of broken bones and lacerations from people being chopped up and smacked about in brawls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he was telling a story to his friends in a restaurant about what happened the night before and was immediately hired

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Its a Dukat episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      superb acting. could he be a voice actor or would he be typecasted day 1?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dukat's character was driven entirely by Marc Alaimo's refusal to play him as a generic villain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that Damar, the actor only took the role on the basis that it would be expanded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always thought he looked like Bob Saget or that shitface from 6th day, and I didn't like it.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait are these chuuni weapons actually real?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like that was half the point, what else would a Klingon use other than a heavy, unwieldy and thoroughly impractical chunk of metal that breaks both your arms when you try to use it? You're not a proper Klingon if you haven't broken at least one bone today.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's in one of Elite Force games, you duel a Klingon on some kind of pirate bar station using it.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shadman already debunked the viability of those.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Romulans = Chinese
    Klingons = Black people
    Ferengi = garden gnomes
    cardassians = english
    bjoran = irish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vulcans were originally supposed to be gnomish, spocks hand sign is a gnomish blessing.

      “It’s the shape of the letter Shin in Hebrew, which is the first letter in the word Shaddai, a word for God, and shalom, the word for peace. It came back to me years later when we made a “Star Trek” episode “Amok Time” when Spock returns to his home planet for the first time and we see him interact with Vulcans.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cardassians = english
      You do realize the cardassians were the germans right? The bajorans were the garden gnomes (in religious shit not money shit that's the ferengi.) but the cardassian occupation of bajor was all about the nazis pushing the french and garden gnomes around. They've written about how Dukat was Hitler all over the place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cardassian Union
        >not Soviet era Russian

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>not Soviet era Russian
          A thing can be two things.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's in Morrowind you dumb gay who doesn't play video games. Unless you are just a gay Trekkie who REQUIRES it to be THE EXACT gay WEAPON BECAUSE MUH WEAPONFU

    Fuck off.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised that with the gazillion retarded weapons it has, Warframe lacks some kind of Batl'eth.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I try to imagine in my head someone wielding this but nothing that's stilted and weird comes to mind.
    Did the guy that designed this have no idea of melee combat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who designed it was an expert martial artist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >martial arts
        So someone with no idea of melee combat, what I said.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't adapt to being stabbed

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its a guaranteed kino episode

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok zoomer

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DS9 was a success because it wasn't Paramount's idea in the first place.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WC3/WoW
    >GW2
    >LoL
    >STO
    >Is Literally not in ANY Vidya Game

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