Is playing old games good for you?

Is playing old games good for you?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would you play old games? new games are better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp dkc doesn't even have a story or cut scenes or dialog or discernible character development. It's just a bunch of moving and jumping and specifically reflexive button pushing. The plot must have been like half a page long written out. Is that even a game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, GOSH. So much this. How do I give Ganker pass to someone?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >video games? I paid $60 to watch a movie not to interact in a world.

          I know he's baiting but he's kind of not wrong. Story helps keep you engaged with the characters. There has to be a good balance of both. That's why nobody cares about Atari shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Doom has no story and it's one of the best games ever made

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Tetris has no story and its beloved worldwide.
              Minecraft only gets worse with each attempt of a story mode.

              Nobody cares about Atari shit because Atari games were fricking awful. You could give a zoomers a NES game with zero plot and they'd have a blast, no cap.

              >people dislike the blocky clunky atari games of yesteryear because the blocks didn't have enough LGBT backstory
              frick off

              Name one platformer that is objectively better off without a story or character development.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Contra

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                late megaman x games comes to mind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Braid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                N++

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mario 3D World. The few "cutscenes" it had genuinely brought down the experience and made it feel cheap.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                After decades of playing games its incredibly hard to find a game these days that does storytelling in a unique way. I don't even bother anymore and just skip it or stop playing if I have to sit through endless cutscenes that I've seen done a million times already. There's only so many character types out there, it's all extremely redundant.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Flopspoken

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tetris has no story and its beloved worldwide.
            Minecraft only gets worse with each attempt of a story mode.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody cares about Atari shit because Atari games were fricking awful. You could give a zoomers a NES game with zero plot and they'd have a blast, no cap.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >people dislike the blocky clunky atari games of yesteryear because the blocks didn't have enough LGBT backstory
            frick off

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the problem with atari is that 99% of the games dont really have an ending and its pretty much just high score hunting
            the 1%, however, are shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That homosexual croc put Diddy in a barrel and stole DK's bananas, more than enough reason to go ape on someone

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Story helps keep you engaged with the characters.
            The manual has all the story I need to motivate myself.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he plays games for story
            if you aren't bored of story games by the age of 18 you are brainlet. if you want a story go read a book or watch a movie. im here for a finely tuned gameplay loop with quality sound design.

            last story game i enjoyed was dead space

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Story
              >Movies
              Lmao what an utter brainlet take.
              >Books
              Spoken like someone who doesn't ever read any books. In short; a cheap excuse with no actual substance or intent behind it. You're just too much of a basic b***h to care about story regardless of medium.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                luckily i was born before a time where technology wasn't so intrusive and got to the experience a proper medium, sadly i work too much these days.

                this is something you will never get to experience. and i am glad, you truly are the most pathetic deluded moronic generation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >video games? I paid $60 to watch a movie not to interact in a world.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What would DK be like if it were written by millenials for zoomers?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Probably Crash 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      npc moment. Probably triple jabbed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >would you play old games? new games are better
      no new platformer is better than dkc 1 2 or even 3. DKCR is not even on the same level.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >played this game again recently
    >realize 90% of the difficulty comes from weird inertia in your movements fricking up everything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No argument there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fun of DKC is chaining rolls and shit to tear through levels in 30 seconds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1 has no difficulty at all

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any cool romhacks of the DKC trilogy? Something with completely new levels, no kaizo/difficulty homosexualry

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are waking up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will not watch your 6 hour long videos.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes? I recently played Thief Gold for the first time and it made me realize for one just how good stealth games can be, and two that nothing has come even close to it outside of Thief II.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish non-pretentious story games existed. I don't want an english grad student warbling about depression and society, I want a shlocky pulpy story with twists and tropes and fun characters.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    630421868
    All of them. have a nice day oxygen waste

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DKC still holds up

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of my main games I play on my Steam wiener.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was a new game for me when it came out.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Considering that retro games are superior yes they are good for you

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