is soulsborne the shittiest genre ever manifested? i think it is!

is soulsborne the shittiest genre ever manifested? i think it is!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sekiro is the exception. that at least is an original game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shit like Kiseki and Neptunia get free pass here all the time
      This board is so fricking shit. If a game isn't made by Nintendo or a JRPG movie with waifuhomosexualry, it'll be considered as bad here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1/4th the cod games
      >all souls games including one that doesn't come out for 3 months
      based moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      low IQ moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      goes back further actually since souls is just 3rd person king's field

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cod = not fun
      souls = fun

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, it would be the jrpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong because at least jrpgs give us cooma every now and then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would i play those shitty games when i could just find fanart?
        moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Playing a girl's game before you fap to her gives you a richer, more contextual fap. You're emotionally invested in the character to some degree. It's the same thing as doujins having plot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic psychobabble
            don't care, never gonna play jarpigs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              good for you, but when did I wander into your blog?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't understand why Soulsborne triggers Nintentrannies so much. The first Dark Souls ended up being a better successor to OOT than SS although the latter was shilled and fellated to death in 2011 by paid journos and blind fanboys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The first Dark Souls ended up being a better successor to OOT
      why are soulspergs like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WOAH THIS GAME HAS Z-TARGETING, IT'S A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO OOT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do you fricking even know how to read??

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trying a bit too hard lad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      name literally one worse genre. go ahead ill wait.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Grand strategy
        “Story” Games such as telltale games and life is strange
        Idle games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grand Strategy games are literally some of the highest IQ required games in history, I bet you would get filtered by the simpliest of them all, Paradox revolutionized strategy and you act like it can even be considered bad? Wow

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >actually read tooltips
            >comprehend basic math
            >optimize accordingly
            wow so hard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Map painting simulator

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god she's ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes cute and you are devoid of taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is movie any good ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, its good. i found it a bit overstuffed thematically (its like a cross between "under the skin" and "another year") but its flaws are easy to overlook. doona bae is fantastic in it. if you like movies with a melancholy, bittersweet mood, give it a watch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's really surprising, she's Objectively ugly, there's no denying in there.
        but she still manages to make my dick rook hard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she gets naked more than once in the film. great body, great face, shes the complete package unlike the soulsbourne genre.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black knight halberd
      >that massive health bar
      >that large stamina bar
      You're overleveled. Any rpg will get piss easy if you overlevel your character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This webm never fails to make me laugh.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand hating the dark souls fanbase because they can really be the biggest wienersuckers in the gaming world, but the games themselves are really enjoyable and if you're avoiding them/hating them for the sake of being a contrarian then you're missing out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but the games themselves are really enjoyable
      I think they're clunky and slow, and that the difficulty and satisfaction of beating them is massively overstated. Never mind the fact that not a single Souls game is actually finished.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I think they're clunky and slow
        But that’s the point. It was never meant be like fast paced action games like dmc. You had to put some thought into your movements because (for the most part) you can’t animation cancel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's supposed to be slow and shitty
          I'm not asking for DMC. Nioh manages to be more methodical unless you grind your ass off and spam sloth talismans, while still keeping the combat fast and fluid enough so as not to induce a coma.
          >You had to put some thought into your movements
          You roll into any attack that happens and run away if the enemy goes into its 3 second long casting animation into cumzone magic attack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You had to put some thought into your movements because (for the most part) you can’t animation cancel

          That would make sense if they were deep, but since there are only 6 moves (in which only two are good) the decision making is pretty simple
          You either have depth or the game is fast, a fast game makes decision making difficult and can be simple, a slow game NEEDS to be deep, soulsgames aren't deep, so they are super boring

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wish if Nioh have pvp

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nioh has pvp, it sucked and the only people that bothered with it were friends with something to prove.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn now this. Can i watch some pvp videos on youtube ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Can i watch some pvp videos on youtube ?
                You need my permission?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I want some good one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's two kinds of PvP, one where you have access to your gear and all the good shit that comes with it such as enchantments, and the one where you both just get basic gear and rely on skill.
                Both were still shit, take the lag spikes in Souls pvp and apply it to much faster combat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pvp is never good in jap games because they can't write good netcode to uphold their family's honor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                PvP is never good in any game not actually primarily designed for it, never mind who made it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                one of the actual reasons for this is most jap companies and therefore most jap devs refuse anything that wasnt made there, if its not japanese it doesnt matter, it doesnt matter to them that Western game devs have made superior netcode for years, and all the internal testing they do will be within Japan, so say the netcode works from one end of the country to the other thats good enough, except Japan is smaller than California so the netcode is often garbage on the world scale

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No you cannot, now go to bed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ????? I was talking in general, for example strategy games can be turn based or real time... but turn based with lack of depth just doesn't work, real time usually are simple but they demand more fast decision making, its like blitz chess or tournament chess

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a weird film, Air doll. Creates fear of bellybutton

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fear? it correctly identifies the belly button as an erogenous zone. why would that make you afraid

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroidvanias are worse

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Single player MMO like Dragon's Dogma is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is the best genre. i agree.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't particularly care one way or another about Demons Souls and its spawn, but I care that almost every fricking action game under the sun since has had a stupid-ass stamina meter. I'm glad Stranger of Paradise is doing away with it, it was the thing holding Nioh back the most

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hating Popular Things Doesn't Make You an Interesting Person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes it fricking does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It actually does. A person who hates a popular thing and is willing to go into depth about it is 10x more interesting to listen too than another mindless drone.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if the game is kino it's good
    if it's not then it's boring

    BR is still the worst genre for me

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