Nah they just built a fable racing game and phil was like, bruh, and they were like, what you didn't want a racing game and phil was like, naw bruh, make a rpg and they were like, damn.
>Not taking into account the history of the studio >Not taking into account the absolute radio silence since the announcement >Fricking wojak strawmen
You should be ashamed of yourself.
>I personally don't think you should ever feel ashamed for the actions that you take.
gay month hasnt started yet. Hold onto that gem for the freak parades.
>redditjak
also >4 years
If games take 4 years to come out then why are they all so terrible and bug ridden? sounds like a money swindling scam. 1-2 year dev times need to come back.
Any game that is made by more than 3 people but takes 4 years to come out is in development hell, yeah. There is literally no conceivable reason it should take a full studio 4 years to release a game.
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY TINY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE LITTLE vegana!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING FROG ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW YEARS IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR CENTURIES THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Holy shit, holy God, this was so fricking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute fairy life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent fairy life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.
Microsoft...they GET me!!!!
Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking years, something about watching loose little b***hes lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fricking wild, the waste of their potential and little bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fricking shit man i hope the game has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FRICK
NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
>Microsoft... they GET me!!!!
This part always sends me. I just imagine Bill Gates sitting at a computer, flashing a knowing grin and wink, comradery shared between kindred spirits.
Is the new Fable officially vaporware at this point?
>Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking YEARS
Frick I love that part. Makes me burst out laughing. I hope the actual voice actor never hears this.
The guy was a cantankerous bastard but he genuinely loved writing, and when they approached him to adapt one of his works into a medium he didn’t even like he took the challenge.
How many sony first party games announced before the PS5 released have come out vs how many xbox series games? Theres avowed, state of decay 3, fable, that ninja theory game. Am i forgetting shit?
Nah they just built a fable racing game and phil was like, bruh, and they were like, what you didn't want a racing game and phil was like, naw bruh, make a rpg and they were like, damn.
No. Just because a game got announced way earlier than it should have doesn't mean it's in development hell
When has it ever gone well? Look at Calilsto Protocol.
Botw. Totk.
>Not taking into account the history of the studio
>Not taking into account the absolute radio silence since the announcement
>Fricking wojak strawmen
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I personally don't think you should ever feel ashamed for the actions that you take.
>I personally don't think you should ever feel ashamed for the actions that you take.
gay month hasnt started yet. Hold onto that gem for the freak parades.
>redditjak
also
>4 years
If games take 4 years to come out then why are they all so terrible and bug ridden? sounds like a money swindling scam. 1-2 year dev times need to come back.
Any game that is made by more than 3 people but takes 4 years to come out is in development hell, yeah. There is literally no conceivable reason it should take a full studio 4 years to release a game.
Post it
Who are the people in charge?
If one of them is a woman then the game is fricked.
Forza devs. Literally and unironically all they have ever made is Forza.
Not only that, as late as last year, they (Playground) were still looking for lead developers. It's dead, Jim.
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY TINY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE LITTLE vegana!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING FROG ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW YEARS IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR CENTURIES THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Holy shit, holy God, this was so fricking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute fairy life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent fairy life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.
Microsoft...they GET me!!!!
Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking years, something about watching loose little b***hes lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fricking wild, the waste of their potential and little bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fricking shit man i hope the game has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FRICK
NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
https://vocaroo.com/19ztVKQ8c8k5
that girl has amazing teeth, she's not japanese i take it?
>Microsoft... they GET me!!!!
This part always sends me. I just imagine Bill Gates sitting at a computer, flashing a knowing grin and wink, comradery shared between kindred spirits.
>Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking YEARS
Frick I love that part. Makes me burst out laughing. I hope the actual voice actor never hears this.
Worry not.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlan_Ellison
He's dead. That's the joke.
>wrote the book
>voiced the villain in the videogame adaptation
Sounds like a cool guy. RIP.
The guy was a cantankerous bastard but he genuinely loved writing, and when they approached him to adapt one of his works into a medium he didn’t even like he took the challenge.
>loose little b***hes' livs ending
Everytime i laugh my ass off.
Post it. Post the vocaroo.
Here you go
https://voca.ro/19ZmeO3DSV75
NOOOO YOU FRICKING butthole THAT'S NOT THE ONE
Gods have mercy, we're on Ganker!
rolling
PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAAHHH
Mercy
https://vocaroo.com/19ztVKQ8c8k5
https://voca.ro/1iI4RyRuOtEf
So, this is the mindset of people who actually play as the predator in furry vore RPs...
>KAL EL NO
I hope not.
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MICROSOFT
vs.
MACROHARD
Ok, now combine them all.
Combine them
What were they thinking?
It's vapvoreware.
>Is the new Fable officially vaporware at this point?
Yes. Along with Avowed and Perfect Dark.
How many sony first party games announced before the PS5 released have come out vs how many xbox series games? Theres avowed, state of decay 3, fable, that ninja theory game. Am i forgetting shit?