Afraid not. In 2022 Lara Croft was declared missing after embarking on a solo expedition to an ancient Spartan island. Rumors have it that the island is inhabited solely by the remnants of large, muscular spartan priestesses who keep their ancient religion alive by practicing the ancient art of "sημ sημ" on any female outsiders who happen to wash up on their shores.
It is presumed Lara has been captured by this tribe and is being rigorously subjected to this ritual seeing as Lara would be severely smaller and weaker than any single member of the tribe, and the tribe vastly outnumbers the lone Raider.
Pray for her.
Nicki probably had mandates for her giant ass and tits while Lara >slap it on the standard female model >get Keeley Hawes in the recording booth >$20 in the story and also surprise she comes with this season's new meta handgun with akimbo already unlocked
Embracer/Amazon probably didn't care as far as they followed their "unified Lara" sketch.
>their "unified Lara" sketch.
Unfidied "Lara" will never be Lara either. They should let definitely go that shit reboot girl as it never happened.
The fun thing it that that shit still brutally mogs nuLara, kek
So women are making themselves ugly on purpose because I have a small penis? Seems kind of insecure of them if you ask me. And completely illogical. Typical woman thinking.
All it takes is for one assmad chud to start harassing devs on social media to make them cave in because they despise men and take pleasure from ruining other peoples' fun.
>Same amounts as before
horse shit
trannies barely existed 10 years ago
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They barely exist now either, they're just louder online. How many chuds do you meet in your daily life? Exactly.
They're still like 0.1% of the population, but equipped with a corporate and government-supplied megaphone they didn't have 10 years ago.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>How many chuds do you meet in your daily life?
i've seen about a half dozen in the past 2 months and i rarely leave the house
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What country?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
aus
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bull fucking shit you must be in a trendy suburb of sydney or something because I haven't seen a chud since last year and I walk among the general public regularly in Vic
>we're moving beyond the sexist mentality of the videogame industry of old >that's why we're remaking Tomb Raider into becoming a Lara torture, gore and death porn game instead
Why are devs so scared of giving women big legs? Lara has a smaller ass than most chicks at my gym who hip thrust baby weight. The most muscular body type in Starfield has chicken legs and no ass. BG3's strong build is decent.
These "modern" devs are so painfully insecure about their own hideous appearance that any instance of seeing a body that's remotely sexually attractive triggers them
>Lara Croft will be turned into an Afro Latina chud lesbian who spends the entire game lecturing the player on how the British Museum is evil. >If you criticize this you are a racist.
i have this theory that these names are covers so those ultra rich and famous people have some form of anonymity for their children (or maybe these people are in fact this retarded, idk)
Depends on the person. Papa Bear is something I'd agree with you on. North West is both just normal enough that I believe it was the intent despite being goofy. Then whatever the fuck Elon's kid's name is is just him trying too fucking hard as always.
>Pratchett tells me she played a couple of the classic games, but she wasn't a "massive Tomb Raider fan" before working on the reboot. >"I'd seen the movies, of course. But I was actually put off as a younger female gamer by the way [Tomb Raider] was advertised," she admits. "It was all sort of like, nudge, nudge, wink, wink to the guy. And you know, she was very much marketed to the guys and that your girlfriend will be jealous and that sort of thing." >Pratchett says her younger self "just couldn't be doing with it" and so instead went off to play other things. "However," she continues, "thanks to writers like me or Neil Druckmann, female protagonists no longer receive that treatment, now they are realistic characters that women can relate to instead of competing with them."
>realistic characters
Yes. It's very realistic for a scared little girl to become a fucking one-woman-army killing machine and in minutes go from crying over killing an animal to performing a mass murder that would freak out even the most extreme serial killers.
What a stupid whore. Pratchett was a gay fag for raising such a dumb cunt.
>Yes. It's very realistic for a scared little girl to become a fucking one-woman-army killing machine and in minutes go from crying over killing an animal to performing a mass murder that would freak out even the most extreme serial killers.
I don't understand? An animal dying is very sad. A human dying is not sad at all. No matter how many humans died it just isn't sad. 1000 x 0 is still 0.
>babby's first edge
are you literally 14? holy FUCKING shit. human retardation really does go in waves. you go from being a shitlet, learning to read, becoming an edgy shitlet, learning emotions, to being a political shitlet and then hopefully mellow out.
repeated billions of times over with every single edgy shitlet cunt completely oblivious to how tiny their goddamn edgy little minds are.
>literally confirming that you get triggered when more attractive women get all the attention from men >nobody calls you out on this >they instead give you jobs to fuck up IPs for years to come >neil cuckmann fucked up last of us, i can fuck up tomb raider
>But I was actually put off as a younger female gamer by the way [Tomb Raider] was advertised
She's lying.
Seriously in my entire life i have never met a woman who played a game with hot chicks and ever complained about it. On the contrary. They all want to play as those charcters, pick them in games like LoL or other online titles etc.
It really is only exclusively those woke, "educated" leftoid roasties who behave like that.
but by your post, she wasn't lying, she was just one of those woke educated leftoid roasties you mentioned, except in her case she obviously has an entire walk-in closet full of insecurities she never dealt with properly
>lala doesn't follow jebus >lala IS JEEBUS
Reminds me of picrelated. fucking lol the oozing narcissism from the writer. They can't even do the regular hero's journey. Even Jesus had to go to schools to learn shit and follow in other people's footsteps. Modern women are flaming train wrecks at 200mph. Make sure you're not in the train station when they crash.
>use contraceptives >men suddenly annoy you
I already had a hunch this was happening, now i know to avoid women who use birth control because it literally makes them insane.
>use contraceptives >men suddenly annoy you
I already had a hunch this was happening, now i know to avoid women who use birth control because it literally makes them insane.
Doesn't surprise me.
There are also injectable hormonal contraceptives on the market now, advertised as a "one and done" thing that last a year, which are even worse, and will completely and utterly ruin any woman's ability to be happy for that entire year as well as killing their sex drive and causing constant periods. Never let your gf touch those.
>Never let your gf touch those.
Still preferable to her nagging you to get one of those "totally reversible" male procedures like irradiating your balls or shooting resin up your vas def.
Though most preferable of all is just not giving a fuck and launching as many live rounds as you want
>paving the way towards nothing
Truly inspiring. I'm not saying I'm doing anything worthwhile with my life, but at least I don't brag about it like a pseudo-intellectual cunt.
what the fuck is this strip ? they could have AT LEAST used something like the prohibition era and the "lips that touch alcohol shall not touch ours" as a example..
fighting for your right to vote isnt something to be shamed for people have historically and still do go to war and die for that shit. Its nowhere near comparable to the "nothing burgers" Twitteroids scream about in a echo chamber in a back woods part of the internet. Treating all humans as equals is just baseline milestone for not being dystopian hellhole.
also never forget it was a love letter from mommy that ultimately won them that battle. Not a screeching hag with a hatchet.
nta but if you actually look at the early feminism movement, it was mainly upper middle class privileged white women who were bored at home. Normal women who had shit to do actually campaigned against feminism because they had husbands. If you look at early feminism, you will see terrorists, fire bombings and in general, fucked up shit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you make great point.
I hope someday people will look back on the Minute Men and view them in the same way.
God save the Queen they did quite literally nothing wrong but egads the brutes simply had nothing better to do. why could they not simply have used bureaucratic legislation to state their pleas instead of resorting to such acts of barbarity and terrorism?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>but what if [imaginary scenario]
ok keep me posted
>now they are realistic characters that women can relate to instead of competing with them
Who the fuck is trying to compete with fictional characters? I've heard this shit before and it still fucking drives me wild every time I hear it. Why the fuck is your first instinct when looking at some made up big tiddy vidya girl to feel attacked?
I get feeling uncomfortable, having male sexuality pushed at you. I get feeling annoyed, since you could be a gamer and feel like that shit gets in the way. But feeling jealous or attacked by the attractiveness of a fictional being, an OBJECT, is completely fucking bonkers.
yknow, i dont usually give a shit about gender politics but seeing Nicki Minaj next to a fictional woman that was redesigned to be "less offensive to real women" just shatters the entire illusion that any of it was worth paying attention to anyway.
ive dropped it. its done. easy as that. wish everyone else could do the same
Based Nicki wants you rubbing your dick to her all day every day and explicitly told them they better make her look good in this little game or it's not gonna end well for them
Wasted trips. I disagree. She had too much of a "girl next door" look. Lara is supposed to be this impossible looking, tall as fuck, bimbo badass woman.
>tall
Interesting, I never thought Lara is tall. I mean sure, she isn't a womanlet but in the old games men were clearly way bigger than her. Hell Natla is way taller in more intimidating than her.
>original Lara was peak female form, didn't take shit from anyone, didn't need no men, she always outsmarted everyone, and beat men twice of her size in a cool way >basically the wet dream of feminism >modern Lara is a scrawny little girl in a shirt who cries about daddy on every corner >this is apparently what women want
I unitonically think this looks better than the weird LAU sexdoll look. The proportions worked in the PS1 games because the graphics are simple and primitive and you need to exaggerate for things to really come across properly. But she straight up looks like an ayy in the realistic looking LAU games.
That pic is a completely different body type. LAU Lara is freakishly thin with an ayy head with huge lips and eyes. She looks like a cartoon bimbo. She looks a lot better in Underworld but it still looks off to me.
>unironically slowly shoehorning obesity-acceptance into the lara croft crofting >implying an unfit androge could ever do half the shit lara does
3 main problems with this design
1. fat legs, not muscular thick; just fucking plumped out. (ass would be fine if the legs werent chonked)
2. mini breasts. don't get me wrong, small breasts can be great, but it is not lara
3. THE FACE. THE FUCKING FACE. Why is no one mentioning it? She doesn't even look remotely british, ugly fucking rat face. I'm appalled... She unironcally looks like she's a psycho bitch whore in denial of her own whoredom and gets pissed off if you mention it... So fucking ugly just wow
>Sexualization of women in videogame industry = BAD!!!! YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF TRASH GAMERS!!!! >Sexualization of women in moron rap music industry = Good! I taught my daughter to twerk when she was 6 years old!
Women whoring themselves out is empowering because they get money so they can be independent of men.
Men buying female sexual imagery isn't empowering women because women gain no money so they can't be independent of men.
Reminder that this is basically every other music video lately, while you can't even have bigger than B cups on your fictional virtual video game characters
It's ok for morons to look overly sexualized because racist white women are the ones who are screeching about the sexualization of "women" in games. They don't care as long as the chick with the huge ass and the fat tits isn't white.
Also, unlike Lara Croft (who has undergone a ton of different appearances), Nicki Minaj only has one distinctive appearance. For them to reduce the size of her tits and her ass would be POLARIZING because her appearance is fixed whereas Lara's is mutable.
She's a fictional character who has been present in vidya ever since the 5th gen and who has even been portrayed by Angelina Jolie. Each new addition to the franchise has altered her appearance in some shape or form (for better or worse). For them to make her as generic of a white chick as they could get away with is the absolute safest option, and therefore the most likely to be profitable.
Anon, I'm not disagreeing that it's an extremely lame thing for them to do. But they don't make CoD games to be innovative-- they make CoD games to make as much money as possible by appealing to as many people as possible. No men are going to avoid playing CoD because of Lara Croft's appearance, kek.
COD has a monopoly on decent shooting in codlike games, and bungie deserves its abandonment so yes
unless you can name a better shooter
(though i would rather play og mw1 again)
"Codlike games" isn't a genre unless you mean "terrible shooters where you slowly trot around tiny maps until you see an enemy and the winner is the one who ADSes first, and you could excuse this boringness as realism except they're also super unrealistic". >unless you can name a better shooter
Gladly: CSGO, TF2, Titanfall 2, Apex and Battlefield 1 (not that I would advise giving money to EA), Squad, Arma 3, Hell Let Loose, Insurgency Sandstorm, Rising Storm 2: Vietnam and PlanetSide 2 are all better shooters, that are more fun and skillful or, alternately, more realistic/immersive.
inb4 >playing on a console
that's the demographic/consumers that the argument applies to, not gay pc gays
>csgo
kinda gay, not on consoles >tf2
really fucking gay and really fucking cringe >titanfall 2
only on pc on special servers (consoles and vanilla pc have hacker and connection problems) >apex
looks pretty gay, but i've heard it somewhat appeals to codsumers for the multiplayer (not singleplayer) >battlefield 1
woke and ea so deserves to go broke >squad
literally who? codsumers haven't heard of this >arma 3
only for oldfags, a majority of codsumers wouldn't know about this either
and isn't it only third person? unless they've changed arma >hell let loose
gay indie shit >insurgency sandstorm
again, gay literally who? >planetside 2
it was utter trash last time i played it
>kinda gay >really fucking gay >gay >gay >gay
Aside from making it obvious you have zero argument and know nothing about any of those games, Call of Duty is literally gay, as in "gay and trans flag" gay. Meanwhile in TF2 I can walk around with a sign telling chuds to rope themselves. >Only on PC on special servers
Why would you be playing an FPS on console anyway? That's really fucking stupid, limiting yourself to a slow controller analog stick for no good reason. >woke
BF1 is woke insofar as one stupidly shoehorned black guy, but it's nothing compared to the wokeness of the CoD series. >literally who?
Better than call of duty >only for oldfags
You're on an oldfag website right now >isn't it only Third person?
No >Trash
Elaborate
>bungie deserves its abandonment
Yet Activision Blizzard doesn't? moron they release the same fucking game every year with a different skin and slightly worse.
I've been gifted MW22, I played MW19 and it was decent, they just had to fix the braindead 60 round laserbeam builds and the adhd slide cancel movement.
Since this is the MWII thread I'm going to scream into the void. Why does it take so many launcher shots to destroy a killstreak when you can just whip out an LMG and hose them down in seconds? What is the point?
it's so weird to see a flat-assed young white woman nowadays, i feel like most of them have ass implants / BBL like Nicki Minaj or spend 2 hours daily doing squats, young white women are OBSESSED with making their asses appear bigger for some reason
This. Everything 90% of Whites(mostly in America) do in their "culture" now is just imitating and following Black people. It's why the wigger percentage has shot up drastically, almost every White person uses Black-originated slang and variations of them, adopt and follow all their trends, they listen to their music, etcetera. They're basically just wannabe Blacks and Black worshippers these days.
Squatting does not make your buttocks big unless you're squatting 500+lbs as a female. Theyre all getting butt fillers and injections which are cheap now. If the shape of the butt isn't natural it's fake
>it's another episode of Ganker where the sensitive teenage white boys make a fuss over literally nothing
Wow, did 125+ anons seriously feel the need to chime in on this as if CoD has ever been meant to be marketed towards anyone but the lowest common denominator? Seriously-- who fucking cares?
>inb4 sToP nOtIcInG tHiNgS
I never paid a single ounce of attention to CoD because it's fucking garbage for subhumans. That's why Lara looks like a goblin and why Nicki Minaj is a playable character. It should be of no fucking surprise that they're going in this direction.
>I don't know why style has to suffer with the increase in technology
It's pretty simple, really-- AAA games are now gigantic, expensive projects that are mostly marketing investments rather than high quality entertainment. They are designed to be as generic as humanly possible to appeal to as many people as humanly possible. That's all there is to it, anon.
>average
Yes, because it isn't polarizing. It's generic; it's safe. It's not art-- it's a product intended to be purchased by as many consumers as humanly possible. The only way to achieve something like this is to avoid alienating the primary constituency (which, in the case of CoD, is console babies and women).
Games like this are now being marketed towards women just as much as they are towards men, and that's why they have to make concessions such as this in order for the game to get a green light.
The idea that big tittied bombshell is polarizing is retarded. It's literally 0,1% dislike VS 99,9% like of the audience.
Where the fuck is the polarization
It is, because it alienates more insecure women (i.e. femcels). Femcels are INFINITELY more likely to take to vidya than the average female, and they are infinitely more likely to find this idiotic nerfing of a badass female's appearance to be more in line with their personal values.
It's not backwards, it's extremely pragmatic. Woman makes money off of her body = empowering. Man makes money off of creating fictional woman = problematic, sexist, objectifying. Feminists, whores, the numales who lick their asses in hopes of getting laid, they're all acting in self interest. Morality was never the point of it all, it's just a facade. The people mocking you for looking at anime and video game sexy ladies have browser histories that would make serial killers 50 years ago wince.
>Breast Implants
>Butt lift / fat transplant
Apples to oranges
>Implying old Lara wasn't ahead of the curve
IP is being horribly mismanaged
>is that pussy juice I see dripping from her left thig?
Yeah she's wet.
>doesn't know how to use green text
gay. Its sweat. She's doing backflips in a fucking jungle.
>The only literal drop of liquid in the entire picture
old lara used to cum when she killed people
Hot.
she's thinking about horses, mustangs, stallions, zebras, donkeys, mules, llamas, and even a giraffe
>from her left thig
She never looked like that, it's fan art
>it's fan art
Looks like AI art
The fingers are clearly defined. AI art is a couple years away from figuring that out
It's not, but it's of the exact soulless "Digital Illustration" style that AI art copies.
DandonFuga is not soulless you dumb bastard.
Wait a second.
Is this image using fucking de_ancient as the background?
looks like it, or aztec
Uhm.... I see a nipple there.
Can Jannie please remove this?
Where?
>off model garbage
>off model
>the curve
hehehe
moroned out chimp bitch with inferior phenotype does not win over the Euro slut with Aryan genetics and balanced proportions.
>Aryan genetics
that's literally every woman with a 14% bodyfat
Honestly not that different from her classic model. She always had a wide, but somewhat flat ass.
>implying you need more
unironically the perfect ass for doggy fun
Alright Chang HAHAHHAHAA
they want us to forget lara used to be caked
wh'te women cannot be caked(pls reproduce with monkey and goblins)
There are many here who grew up in the era of giant tits you fuck and suck and don't go full retard over BBL morons of today
Reminder that Lara was originally Latina named Lara Cruz. But then they made her a slimy limey british bitch.
>originally
only in development
>muh brainfard during drainstorming development session
Reminder that that never happened.
Afraid not. In 2022 Lara Croft was declared missing after embarking on a solo expedition to an ancient Spartan island. Rumors have it that the island is inhabited solely by the remnants of large, muscular spartan priestesses who keep their ancient religion alive by practicing the ancient art of "sημ sημ" on any female outsiders who happen to wash up on their shores.
It is presumed Lara has been captured by this tribe and is being rigorously subjected to this ritual seeing as Lara would be severely smaller and weaker than any single member of the tribe, and the tribe vastly outnumbers the lone Raider.
Pray for her.
Why do normalfags find large breasts so incredibly offensive?
saggy tits are disgusting
Nicki probably had mandates for her giant ass and tits while Lara
>slap it on the standard female model
>get Keeley Hawes in the recording booth
>$20 in the story and also surprise she comes with this season's new meta handgun with akimbo already unlocked
Embracer/Amazon probably didn't care as far as they followed their "unified Lara" sketch.
>their "unified Lara" sketch.
Unfidied "Lara" will never be Lara either. They should let definitely go that shit reboot girl as it never happened.
The fun thing it that that shit still brutally mogs nuLara, kek
Holy shit I can't open any image now
When is this getting fixed?
and here I've been thinking it was my pc dying or something
Same, I thought my internet got fucked but I guess its just the site
God I hope someone rips this lara model and uses it for /ss/ im tried of them using the nu raider model.
there i fixed it
>moron tier obsession with inflating her ass
We can't ever go back to how that was never the norm in the 90s. Disgusting.
you weren't alive in the 90s you larping lizard lipped moron.
fuuck..
This might get me to install Call of Duty
kek I thought this was fortnite
i almost can't believe cod is actually like this now
WHERE ARETHE TRIANGLES
SOUL
Magnificent
>WHERE ARETHE TRIANGLES
Lara had triangle tits for one game. The second game that wasn't the case.
>triangles
fake fan, peak lara had polygons
1 is the most memorable one, I barely remember what happened in 2 or 3.
I love america
Looks like that male (female) teacher with huge tits kek
based
She looks gnomish.
now we're gaming
>We will empower her by making her tits and ass very small
Why are women like this?
because you have a small pp
So women are making themselves ugly on purpose because I have a small penis? Seems kind of insecure of them if you ask me. And completely illogical. Typical woman thinking.
Most women don't care. It's men who think they are women that are the problem.
Today, I will remind them.
literally how do you even end up being this ultra cucked?
Ask the entire western games industry that.
Leftism infects the whole brain and is usually the result of deeply held insecurities
he really seems gay to me, like a lot
what is he up to these days?
Women aren't even agianst this shit anymore. It's literally just weird child predators and the elite who care. Everyone else has moved on.
All it takes is for one assmad chud to start harassing devs on social media to make them cave in because they despise men and take pleasure from ruining other peoples' fun.
>chud
where the fuck did those fuckers even come from? they're multiplying like a virus
Same amounts as before, but now they have successfully wormed their way into positions of some influence where they can broadcast their opinion.
>Same amounts as before
horse shit
trannies barely existed 10 years ago
They barely exist now either, they're just louder online. How many chuds do you meet in your daily life? Exactly.
They're still like 0.1% of the population, but equipped with a corporate and government-supplied megaphone they didn't have 10 years ago.
>How many chuds do you meet in your daily life?
i've seen about a half dozen in the past 2 months and i rarely leave the house
What country?
aus
Bull fucking shit you must be in a trendy suburb of sydney or something because I haven't seen a chud since last year and I walk among the general public regularly in Vic
no siree, i live in southern brisbane
Embarrassing exchange
The smug on his face. God damn these people are beyond repair
Lara is a sexual object in many ways, but a woman wearing shorts and a tank top is not fucking sexist.
>we're moving beyond the sexist mentality of the videogame industry of old
>that's why we're remaking Tomb Raider into becoming a Lara torture, gore and death porn game instead
>snoy gay
of course
>these are the people working at the industry
Not surprised in the slightest.
I recognize Wong's mom, but who are the other two?
no idea
goddamn what a throwback now post some Jay Naylor for the full Manchurian effect to take place.
you know!! 21! 21! 21!
ayy yuh!?!
I agree with all of this until I saw MelonieMac. She's literally a crazy cunt. The guy should McFucking off himself but MelonieMac is just as insane.
wtf I hate Linking Park now!
>working at Sony
What a twiiiiiist.
kwab
Fat gay closed his twitter shortly after this. What a moron.
Why are devs so scared of giving women big legs? Lara has a smaller ass than most chicks at my gym who hip thrust baby weight. The most muscular body type in Starfield has chicken legs and no ass. BG3's strong build is decent.
These "modern" devs are so painfully insecure about their own hideous appearance that any instance of seeing a body that's remotely sexually attractive triggers them
Bri'ish slags look like THAT?
She's missing the spray tan
still not buying cod
she looks like a chud
A cute tilf
A woman looking like a female is doubleplusungood for the party
Wow, that's dire.
jesus christ
I guess thats what happens when you make animations that are supposed to fit a few dozen models
>male skeleton animations
Oh no no no no no
what the fuck happen to cod?
You kept giving Activision-Blizzard money for making the same game every year, so they got lazier and lazier.
WHAT THE FUCK
>male animations
lmfao that's cursed
>manlara in cod being a murderous psychopath
has there ever been another character as bastardized as this?
wonder woman I guess, but nobody even remember how WW was supposed to be, unlike Lara
She doesn't look so bad--
>she starts moving
oh...oh no
>still not buying cod
Yeah, because adding a Lara skin was definitely gonna bring in droves of new players...
>Lara Croft will be turned into an Afro Latina chud lesbian who spends the entire game lecturing the player on how the British Museum is evil.
>If you criticize this you are a racist.
Do you ever get tired of being harassed by strawmen that only exist in your head
Do you ever get tired of being so unfunny and autistic that you cannot comprehend humor?
Does Nicki not care that people use her model for ryona and stuff?
she's probably concerned about other stuff.
wtf so the rastafarian animations where based on real life??? BIG if true
who names their child like that
>Papa Bear
i have this theory that these names are covers so those ultra rich and famous people have some form of anonymity for their children (or maybe these people are in fact this retarded, idk)
Depends on the person. Papa Bear is something I'd agree with you on. North West is both just normal enough that I believe it was the intent despite being goofy. Then whatever the fuck Elon's kid's name is is just him trying too fucking hard as always.
Threesome with Nicki and Lara!
I bet she fighter jets like a fuck
and suck
Is it just me or did the 2013 reboot series seem almost ashamed of being a Tomb Raider game?
Just you
>Pratchett tells me she played a couple of the classic games, but she wasn't a "massive Tomb Raider fan" before working on the reboot.
>"I'd seen the movies, of course. But I was actually put off as a younger female gamer by the way [Tomb Raider] was advertised," she admits. "It was all sort of like, nudge, nudge, wink, wink to the guy. And you know, she was very much marketed to the guys and that your girlfriend will be jealous and that sort of thing."
>Pratchett says her younger self "just couldn't be doing with it" and so instead went off to play other things. "However," she continues, "thanks to writers like me or Neil Druckmann, female protagonists no longer receive that treatment, now they are realistic characters that women can relate to instead of competing with them."
>realistic characters
Yes. It's very realistic for a scared little girl to become a fucking one-woman-army killing machine and in minutes go from crying over killing an animal to performing a mass murder that would freak out even the most extreme serial killers.
What a stupid whore. Pratchett was a gay fag for raising such a dumb cunt.
C’mon man, don’t drag Terry into this. Sometimes you have a dumb kid and there’s nothing you can do to fix them.
>Yes. It's very realistic for a scared little girl to become a fucking one-woman-army killing machine and in minutes go from crying over killing an animal to performing a mass murder that would freak out even the most extreme serial killers.
I don't understand? An animal dying is very sad. A human dying is not sad at all. No matter how many humans died it just isn't sad. 1000 x 0 is still 0.
>babby's first edge
are you literally 14? holy FUCKING shit. human retardation really does go in waves. you go from being a shitlet, learning to read, becoming an edgy shitlet, learning emotions, to being a political shitlet and then hopefully mellow out.
repeated billions of times over with every single edgy shitlet cunt completely oblivious to how tiny their goddamn edgy little minds are.
is this buddhism?
>literally confirming that you get triggered when more attractive women get all the attention from men
>nobody calls you out on this
>they instead give you jobs to fuck up IPs for years to come
>neil cuckmann fucked up last of us, i can fuck up tomb raider
>But I was actually put off as a younger female gamer by the way [Tomb Raider] was advertised
She's lying.
Seriously in my entire life i have never met a woman who played a game with hot chicks and ever complained about it. On the contrary. They all want to play as those charcters, pick them in games like LoL or other online titles etc.
It really is only exclusively those woke, "educated" leftoid roasties who behave like that.
but by your post, she wasn't lying, she was just one of those woke educated leftoid roasties you mentioned, except in her case she obviously has an entire walk-in closet full of insecurities she never dealt with properly
>lala doesn't follow jebus
>lala IS JEEBUS
Reminds me of picrelated. fucking lol the oozing narcissism from the writer. They can't even do the regular hero's journey. Even Jesus had to go to schools to learn shit and follow in other people's footsteps. Modern women are flaming train wrecks at 200mph. Make sure you're not in the train station when they crash.
>Paving the way
To no fucking next generation to support you when you're in your 70s
The pill was a mistake
You ain't paving shit darling, wine aunts and old misses have been a thing for hundred of years.
>use contraceptives
>men suddenly annoy you
I already had a hunch this was happening, now i know to avoid women who use birth control because it literally makes them insane.
78% of women use them though..
Doesn't surprise me.
There are also injectable hormonal contraceptives on the market now, advertised as a "one and done" thing that last a year, which are even worse, and will completely and utterly ruin any woman's ability to be happy for that entire year as well as killing their sex drive and causing constant periods. Never let your gf touch those.
>Never let your gf touch those.
Still preferable to her nagging you to get one of those "totally reversible" male procedures like irradiating your balls or shooting resin up your vas def.
Though most preferable of all is just not giving a fuck and launching as many live rounds as you want
paving the way to their own graves
yeah paving the way to dying alone and penniless lmoa
>Paving a path that leads to a dead end
It's very poetic.
paving the way for depressed wine aunts that will kill themselves at 45
The first and the last generation
>paving the way towards nothing
Truly inspiring. I'm not saying I'm doing anything worthwhile with my life, but at least I don't brag about it like a pseudo-intellectual cunt.
>we're paving the way
The audacity, lmao. Bitter old femcels have been a thing since women were given a right to make their own life choices.
>only ugly hags fight for the right to vote
what the fuck is this strip ? they could have AT LEAST used something like the prohibition era and the "lips that touch alcohol shall not touch ours" as a example..
fighting for your right to vote isnt something to be shamed for people have historically and still do go to war and die for that shit. Its nowhere near comparable to the "nothing burgers" Twitteroids scream about in a echo chamber in a back woods part of the internet. Treating all humans as equals is just baseline milestone for not being dystopian hellhole.
also never forget it was a love letter from mommy that ultimately won them that battle. Not a screeching hag with a hatchet.
nta but if you actually look at the early feminism movement, it was mainly upper middle class privileged white women who were bored at home. Normal women who had shit to do actually campaigned against feminism because they had husbands. If you look at early feminism, you will see terrorists, fire bombings and in general, fucked up shit.
you make great point.
I hope someday people will look back on the Minute Men and view them in the same way.
God save the Queen they did quite literally nothing wrong but egads the brutes simply had nothing better to do. why could they not simply have used bureaucratic legislation to state their pleas instead of resorting to such acts of barbarity and terrorism?
>but what if [imaginary scenario]
ok keep me posted
>fighting for your right to vote isnt something to be shamed for
Cry me a river.
this needs to be updated , they start looking like bottom right at 35 now
>Types the fucking word "jebus"
Simpsons mindfucked an entire generation, and they still haven't recovered. Treat the Lord with respect, moron.
>gets triggered so hard that he didn't notice i actually capitalized it later and wrote it properly.
You need some Jesus in your life.
>now they are realistic characters that women can relate to instead of competing with them
Who the fuck is trying to compete with fictional characters? I've heard this shit before and it still fucking drives me wild every time I hear it. Why the fuck is your first instinct when looking at some made up big tiddy vidya girl to feel attacked?
I get feeling uncomfortable, having male sexuality pushed at you. I get feeling annoyed, since you could be a gamer and feel like that shit gets in the way. But feeling jealous or attacked by the attractiveness of a fictional being, an OBJECT, is completely fucking bonkers.
>Who the fuck is trying to compete with fictional characters?
the same people getting their life lessons from the Simpsons
yep these people are genuinely insane, which isn't usually a problem, but these people influence the media of the masses
yknow, i dont usually give a shit about gender politics but seeing Nicki Minaj next to a fictional woman that was redesigned to be "less offensive to real women" just shatters the entire illusion that any of it was worth paying attention to anyway.
ive dropped it. its done. easy as that. wish everyone else could do the same
>ive dropped it. its done. easy as that. wish everyone else could do the same
same
Based Nicki wants you rubbing your dick to her all day every day and explicitly told them they better make her look good in this little game or it's not gonna end well for them
But Lara is an iconic badass while nuLara is a rape victim survivor.
they don't care
everything must be remade in their image, like during the french revolution which nearly destroyed the country
>thanks to writers like me or chudfucker female protagonists are fucking shit
Yeah they are, they really are
f2p shit comes from an alien planet to me.
Why'd they give her a male ass?
Tom Braider.
American culture is centered around... well, you know.
Sorry Lara, I'm team Nicki. You have the body of a little boy that stole his mom's bra for fun and that's where the little bumps come from.
What's causing the surge of nicki minaj 3d renders in the hentai world? Did someone create and upload their 3d model of her just recently or what?
are you braindead or what?
Why are they scared so much of Bimbo Lara?
Literally every single design she had since the reboot is embarassing.
the actual reboot lara was pure sex. all the ones after were shit
Wasted trips. I disagree. She had too much of a "girl next door" look. Lara is supposed to be this impossible looking, tall as fuck, bimbo badass woman.
>tall
Interesting, I never thought Lara is tall. I mean sure, she isn't a womanlet but in the old games men were clearly way bigger than her. Hell Natla is way taller in more intimidating than her.
>original Lara was peak female form, didn't take shit from anyone, didn't need no men, she always outsmarted everyone, and beat men twice of her size in a cool way
>basically the wet dream of feminism
>modern Lara is a scrawny little girl in a shirt who cries about daddy on every corner
>this is apparently what women want
>Lara isn't voluptuous anymore
Feels bad
I unitonically think this looks better than the weird LAU sexdoll look. The proportions worked in the PS1 games because the graphics are simple and primitive and you need to exaggerate for things to really come across properly. But she straight up looks like an ayy in the realistic looking LAU games.
>sexdoll
Keep insulting women just becasue they look better than you, sexual predator
sauce?
Unknown, sorry.
>pic
SNU SNU
That pic is a completely different body type. LAU Lara is freakishly thin with an ayy head with huge lips and eyes. She looks like a cartoon bimbo. She looks a lot better in Underworld but it still looks off to me.
It's called stylization
And stop embarassing yourself using the word "bimbo" if you don't know what does it mean
>It's called stylization
It's not a very good looking style outside of the sex appeal, it looks like porn/rule34 shit.
You know exactly what I mean when I say bimbo, shut the fuck up.
>unironically slowly shoehorning obesity-acceptance into the lara croft crofting
>implying an unfit androge could ever do half the shit lara does
3 main problems with this design
1. fat legs, not muscular thick; just fucking plumped out. (ass would be fine if the legs werent chonked)
2. mini breasts. don't get me wrong, small breasts can be great, but it is not lara
3. THE FACE. THE FUCKING FACE. Why is no one mentioning it? She doesn't even look remotely british, ugly fucking rat face. I'm appalled... She unironcally looks like she's a psycho bitch whore in denial of her own whoredom and gets pissed off if you mention it... So fucking ugly just wow
4. nuLara callback (neckalce). Basically it's not Lara if nuLara isn't out of canon
Wow Lara is cute here.
...Asking for a friend, how long is she going to be in the shop? Do items stay there for a month or something?
>Sexualization of women in videogame industry = BAD!!!! YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF TRASH GAMERS!!!!
>Sexualization of women in moron rap music industry = Good! I taught my daughter to twerk when she was 6 years old!
Women whoring themselves out is empowering because they get money so they can be independent of men.
Men buying female sexual imagery isn't empowering women because women gain no money so they can't be independent of men.
Now it all makes sense. Women are very smart.
Reminder that this is basically every other music video lately, while you can't even have bigger than B cups on your fictional virtual video game characters
you do realize that left in op pic IS in a game, right
Yes, and?
It's ok for morons to look overly sexualized because racist white women are the ones who are screeching about the sexualization of "women" in games. They don't care as long as the chick with the huge ass and the fat tits isn't white.
Also, unlike Lara Croft (who has undergone a ton of different appearances), Nicki Minaj only has one distinctive appearance. For them to reduce the size of her tits and her ass would be POLARIZING because her appearance is fixed whereas Lara's is mutable.
Lara Croft has 1 (one) appearance
She's a fictional character who has been present in vidya ever since the 5th gen and who has even been portrayed by Angelina Jolie. Each new addition to the franchise has altered her appearance in some shape or form (for better or worse). For them to make her as generic of a white chick as they could get away with is the absolute safest option, and therefore the most likely to be profitable.
>I am a huge gay, please rape my face
Anon, I'm not disagreeing that it's an extremely lame thing for them to do. But they don't make CoD games to be innovative-- they make CoD games to make as much money as possible by appealing to as many people as possible. No men are going to avoid playing CoD because of Lara Croft's appearance, kek.
>high Test
Vs
>low Test
>"butts"
>not "ass"
This is rigged.
>Lara Croft and Nicky Minaj skins
>I still can't equip shadow company faceless goon #3
This game wasted no time in becoming a fucking circus
>He actually buys Call of Duty games in the year of Our Lord Two Thousand And Twenty Three and thinks they won't be shit
Are you fucking stupid
COD has a monopoly on decent shooting in codlike games, and bungie deserves its abandonment so yes
unless you can name a better shooter
(though i would rather play og mw1 again)
"Codlike games" isn't a genre unless you mean "terrible shooters where you slowly trot around tiny maps until you see an enemy and the winner is the one who ADSes first, and you could excuse this boringness as realism except they're also super unrealistic".
>unless you can name a better shooter
Gladly: CSGO, TF2, Titanfall 2, Apex and Battlefield 1 (not that I would advise giving money to EA), Squad, Arma 3, Hell Let Loose, Insurgency Sandstorm, Rising Storm 2: Vietnam and PlanetSide 2 are all better shooters, that are more fun and skillful or, alternately, more realistic/immersive.
inb4 >playing on a console
that's the demographic/consumers that the argument applies to, not gay pc gays
>csgo
kinda gay, not on consoles
>tf2
really fucking gay and really fucking cringe
>titanfall 2
only on pc on special servers (consoles and vanilla pc have hacker and connection problems)
>apex
looks pretty gay, but i've heard it somewhat appeals to codsumers for the multiplayer (not singleplayer)
>battlefield 1
woke and ea so deserves to go broke
>squad
literally who? codsumers haven't heard of this
>arma 3
only for oldfags, a majority of codsumers wouldn't know about this either
and isn't it only third person? unless they've changed arma
>hell let loose
gay indie shit
>insurgency sandstorm
again, gay literally who?
>planetside 2
it was utter trash last time i played it
>kinda gay
>really fucking gay
>gay
>gay
>gay
Aside from making it obvious you have zero argument and know nothing about any of those games, Call of Duty is literally gay, as in "gay and trans flag" gay. Meanwhile in TF2 I can walk around with a sign telling chuds to rope themselves.
>Only on PC on special servers
Why would you be playing an FPS on console anyway? That's really fucking stupid, limiting yourself to a slow controller analog stick for no good reason.
>woke
BF1 is woke insofar as one stupidly shoehorned black guy, but it's nothing compared to the wokeness of the CoD series.
>literally who?
Better than call of duty
>only for oldfags
You're on an oldfag website right now
>isn't it only Third person?
No
>Trash
Elaborate
>bungie deserves its abandonment
Yet Activision Blizzard doesn't? moron they release the same fucking game every year with a different skin and slightly worse.
I've been gifted MW22, I played MW19 and it was decent, they just had to fix the braindead 60 round laserbeam builds and the adhd slide cancel movement.
Since this is the MWII thread I'm going to scream into the void. Why does it take so many launcher shots to destroy a killstreak when you can just whip out an LMG and hose them down in seconds? What is the point?
No idea, whenever I see a VTOL I just go for the LMG as well
She doesn't even look like Lara Croft, thats just sasha grey with tits and no ass
what tits?
they probably would have done the same for Nicki but she probably had a clause slipped into her contract that they weren't allowed to nerf her assets.
I would say just go play Fortnite but it was a limited time skin.
>classic doesn't have triangle boobs
soulless
None of those models look good
it's so weird to see a flat-assed young white woman nowadays, i feel like most of them have ass implants / BBL like Nicki Minaj or spend 2 hours daily doing squats, young white women are OBSESSED with making their asses appear bigger for some reason
>Are OBSESSED with making their asses appear bigger
How else would they attract blacks?
It also helps that whites adopted black culture
>It also helps that whites adopted black culture
This. Everything 90% of Whites(mostly in America) do in their "culture" now is just imitating and following Black people. It's why the wigger percentage has shot up drastically, almost every White person uses Black-originated slang and variations of them, adopt and follow all their trends, they listen to their music, etcetera. They're basically just wannabe Blacks and Black worshippers these days.
Black culture is just a bastardized version of white Southern culture in any case.
Squatting does not make your buttocks big unless you're squatting 500+lbs as a female. Theyre all getting butt fillers and injections which are cheap now. If the shape of the butt isn't natural it's fake
Lara has non Blackid and prettier face.
2023... i am forgotten................
There is nothing definitive about Angel of Darkness
>series dies just as rt/pt matures
same with uncharted what a shame we didnt get uncharted 5 and tomb raider (non reboot cannon)
tomb raider died in 2008
>any hope
Yeah, she's not black.
>left
That's a man.
Nikki is wearing heels which makes the butt look bigger than it actually is, plus she has implants
who cares about Laura and Nicki when /OUR GUY/ 21 savage is available?
ay yuh. 21! 21! 21! 21!
Literally who?
who
some autotuned poet?
idk man. I just hear he's the cool new guy on the block
OH WOW! I CAN PLAY AS GENERIC RAP moron IN COD?!?! WELL SIIIIIIGGGGNNN ME UP!
Don't care if she's mostly plastic, I'd have slow, passionate, missionary sex with Nicki for the sole purpose of getting her pregnant.
2B in CoD plz?
>it's another episode of Ganker where the sensitive teenage white boys make a fuss over literally nothing
Wow, did 125+ anons seriously feel the need to chime in on this as if CoD has ever been meant to be marketed towards anyone but the lowest common denominator? Seriously-- who fucking cares?
>inb4 sToP nOtIcInG tHiNgS
I never paid a single ounce of attention to CoD because it's fucking garbage for subhumans. That's why Lara looks like a goblin and why Nicki Minaj is a playable character. It should be of no fucking surprise that they're going in this direction.
>tfw hopelessly in love with Lara
Man I wish it was the 90's again. I don't know why style has to suffer with the increase in technology
As a society we take one foot forward but two steps back
>I don't know why style has to suffer with the increase in technology
It's pretty simple, really-- AAA games are now gigantic, expensive projects that are mostly marketing investments rather than high quality entertainment. They are designed to be as generic as humanly possible to appeal to as many people as humanly possible. That's all there is to it, anon.
Ugliness and mediocre puritan looks cater to the average of the average more than big tittied bombshells with ideal faces and figures?
>average
Yes, because it isn't polarizing. It's generic; it's safe. It's not art-- it's a product intended to be purchased by as many consumers as humanly possible. The only way to achieve something like this is to avoid alienating the primary constituency (which, in the case of CoD, is console babies and women).
Games like this are now being marketed towards women just as much as they are towards men, and that's why they have to make concessions such as this in order for the game to get a green light.
The idea that big tittied bombshell is polarizing is retarded. It's literally 0,1% dislike VS 99,9% like of the audience.
Where the fuck is the polarization
It is, because it alienates more insecure women (i.e. femcels). Femcels are INFINITELY more likely to take to vidya than the average female, and they are infinitely more likely to find this idiotic nerfing of a badass female's appearance to be more in line with their personal values.
>I don't know why style has to suffer with the increase in technology
>pic
I've been saying something similar for ages* without knowing about this quote. Am I Orson Welles reincarnated, bros?
*Limitations breed creativity.
Lol no, it's a lesson everyone who has ever tried to make things learns eventually.
And here I thought I could become a great filmmaker. Well anyway, at least it means I'm not too retarded.
>americans would rather sexualize real people than fictional characters
kinda backwards
People have a tendency to be more inspired by fiction than by reality.
It's not backwards, it's extremely pragmatic. Woman makes money off of her body = empowering. Man makes money off of creating fictional woman = problematic, sexist, objectifying. Feminists, whores, the numales who lick their asses in hopes of getting laid, they're all acting in self interest. Morality was never the point of it all, it's just a facade. The people mocking you for looking at anime and video game sexy ladies have browser histories that would make serial killers 50 years ago wince.
This was NOT the model they first announced
Are you actually following the announcement of a fucking Lara Croft skin in a Call of Duty game? For fuck's sake, anon-- why?
I think it depends on the angle.
lmoa
I gotta say, these artists are really developing a knack for creating generic-looking females.
What the fuck am I looking at? Is this a screenshot for a future tomb raider game or something?
That's what Call of Duty has turned into. They saw the dosh that fortnite was making, so they called the e-celeb sluts in.