is this worth a playthrough for $5?

is this worth a playthrough for $5?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play first then decide.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can get it for free now

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gameplay is unironically awful, even if it was free I would still say no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would they even make a good horror game with only melee combat? I think it's an amazing idea but so did the directors of Callisto Protocol. Their studio is even named after being melee combat oriented. Imagine God Hand but horror.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Condemned almost did it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By being hard as frick. Make it impossible to win 3v1, 2v1 being almost impossible. Make the player be scared of the confrontation, make them rather sneak by or get the jump on the enemy, stuff like that. Don't make them Mike Tyson on roids.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get it on fitgirl repack for free lol, why give money to people who hate you?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, if you want to laugh at shitty story and shitty zombie fist fights.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fell for the "Dead Space spiritual successor" bullshit and bought it at release, huge mistake. It's legitimate garbage

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but this game proves that modern game devs have no idea how to make games fun
    More than half of this game is
    >walk in a straight line
    >kill enemies

    They were obviously inspired by dead space but didn't take any notes on how to keep the game well paced with varied combat encounters, arenas, little situational puzzles, hazards, traps, bosses etc

    Imagine having all this money and not doing anything with it, it's weird cause there are moments in the game where they tried to do these things

    >snow area with the frozen infected
    >aliens hiding in the trees jumping from to another to ambush you
    >grinder combat arena

    But everything else is just generic combat arenas with enemies spawning in, and not to mention the reused 2 headed alien, it had tons of potential but it squandered it

    Imagine if they used all of that budget on cool bosses, setpieces, creative puzzles, exploration, using a vehicle to traverse the frozen planet, underwater suits for underwater exploration

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand, the guy behind dead space who also worked on this one sounded like he had a good grasp of what made survival horror games interesting in the dead space interview. He explained how his team had fun designing rooms and surprising the player with more than just dumb screamers. And it shows, all monsters in DS were presented to the player in a smart and well designed way with crafty setpieces.
      There was also lot of puzzles and rooms having their own little gimmick, like that one area in the industrial part of the ship with machineries making deafening sounds all the time, and you were assaulted from every senses, and you wanted to leave this place fast because you couldn't hear the enemies crawling behind you with all the noise.
      And there's everything about necromorphs making them cool enemies and having to aim for joints which was incredibly cool.
      That's what made DS good it wasn't just an infinite stream of the same three enemies you punch in the face. What the frick happened?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was one, ONE dev behind Dead Space. 1. Why are you fricking troons so moronic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OMG YOU ARE TROON
          didn't ask for your input chudcel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then leave my thread pedo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I shit on your thread chudcel.
              Can't say I'm surprised that the guy who can't read my post properly and make assumptions about what I said about Glen is having a hard time making decisions alone and needs the help of other Chuddies to buy or not a 5 dollars game though.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it and I'm getting my money's worth. Just don't run too fast or you'll fall through the floor.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I probably should have bought it on release but the bad reviews influenced me not to buy it. It was admittedly peer pressure and not my greatest moment.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play as Jacob but you punch the shit out of zombies. That would actually be stupid fun lel

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YouTube reuploaded the God Hand soundtrack. How can Callisto Protocol even compete?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game has one of the worst endings ever so no

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just watch a death montage on youtube, that's the only good thing about it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mikami needs to make God Hand horror. I'm sure he can pull it off.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how this game managed to piss people off as bad as it did, but it's really not that bad. There's more to combat than just 'fist fighting' and there's some genuinely tense moments to be found. It is very short and suffers from some wonky map design, but you won't get lost. More like you'll have trouble deciding which way to go to explore without progressing too fast. Also the inventory and inventory management is abysmal. Solid 7/10, but I guess that's unacceptable these days. 10/10 or it sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glen Schofield pissed off gamers with his bloated stomach

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >7/10
      Wrong. 2/10.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    punch yourself in the balls and ask if its worth it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A little ballbusting feels good

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it back in December when it was on sale because FitGirl and no other butthole would crack it and I felt like it would never get cracked because nobody cared (like Dead Space remake).
    So I bought it but never played it. 0 minute play time but like I said bought it in December on Steam.

    Can I still give it back, get my money back and just pirate it?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I got it as a PS+ monthly game and uninstalled it after less than an hour. Basically imagine every single cliche from late 2000's western horror games on repeat.
    >Oh heres a long corridor i wonder if steams going to suddenly belch out close to me while my visions foccused far away
    >Oh it happened
    >Oh heres a dead body hanging out of a vent, wouldn't it be lame if i get close and its suddenly pulled in as a violin stings
    >Oh thats exactly what happened
    >Welp time to crawl through a vent so how many seconds till i see something crawling away to a scurry noise?
    >3 seconds

    Its just so monumentally lazy. It has no original thought in it at all. Its videogame madlibs presenting nothing of original thought or merit at all. Its the sort of bad local mom and pop pizza that gives you the shits and you wonder whos the actual audience for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to sound self-important but I think I was the audience for it. But I didn't buy it. Now the studio is probably ded.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take Dani Nakamura is a better boisterous female "mast protect" tagalong than Ellie is, and Karen Fukuhara is kinda sexo. I really enjoyed the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind girls without makeup personally. No she doesn't look as hot as the Stellar Blade girl but western games don't really engage in that tonal clash

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you're time isn't valuable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the game was short. Doesn't playing 2 hour games mean you value your time more?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Closer to 6 if you don't know the meta. That's a good chunk of a free day there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've wasted more time on Resident Evil 6

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game could be entirely free, it's still disrespectful to the value of your time to play it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.
    Chuds got filtered by the combat expecting Dead Space, which is pretty fun btw, with really brutal finishers
    All you have to do is know when to dodge and when to attack

    I wish there was more games focused on melee like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting Dead Space
      Well it was marketed as "Play the new game made by the creator of the hit series"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person you literally spam doge and you'll never get hit. it's comical how bad and boring it is.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure why not

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ur just a chud

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is it $5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can pirate it. game is not worth $5

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not good, combat is not satisfying. I think when you're exploring outside the station is neat but the story is just the cut story for dead space 1. Enemy design is lacking as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      saying that I did enjoy the dlc story a bit ending fricking sucked tho

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say yes, but the sad thing is it only really gets somewhat fun when you get the endgame weapons/powers to juggle the enemies with, before that the combat and dodge mechanics are mostly just tedious. It might actually be better in New Game+, but it's not good enough to be replayed either.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whatelse can 5 bucks buy. a big bag of chips and one little stick of double bubble

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $5 can also get your mother.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker suddenly hate israeli grifters who take credit for popular franchises

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Striking Distance studios
    >makes games that are about fighting at striking distance

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay reminds me of the Star Wars game with the redhead I didn't like very much. And now I'm in a Metroid Other M biome.
    And of course Dead Space

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot about it after it was revealed the gore was DLC and I watched YouTube reveal the final boss was... a smart black guy. No thanks. I want to be paid to play this one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah people were mad about that and the tunnel vent loading screens (hasn't seemed like much of an issue, the real issue is texture loading and being able to fall through the floor because your character can run faster than the ground loads)

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i paid $0 and i'm not sure it was worth my time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You beat it? I just got to the snowfields and I've played much worse

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its free now and no its not
    its looks ok but frick me they were on the sauce when they thought up the """"""""combat"""""""""""" system its annoying and a slog

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the kind of game you'd rent at blockbuster for a weekend, say "that was alright," and then forget about it

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't worth a playthrough when I got for $0 with my GPU. You don't time your dodges, you just hold dodge and as long as you're dodging in the correct direction you auto dodge. There are mobile games with better gameplay

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a cool stealth segment around the middle of the game, but that's it. Maybe I just don't care for le horror games.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny, just played it and i will say ... no.

    I really cant think of anything good about it.
    -No story, you get an intro aboput zombies in a space prison ... and thats it, nothing will ever get resolved.
    -No ending
    -0 gun variety, enjoy your pistol and a shotgun
    -0 melee variety, you get one stick for entire game
    -0 enemy variety, not counting the final boss there is just 1 basic enemy type, fricking one, and two specials
    -runs like shit even on a 4070ti
    -you spend 10% of the game slowly crawling through vents or watching door opneing animations

    By far the worst high budget game i ever played, 3/10, and those 2 points only for visuals

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Its really not as bad as people made it out to be. Its also easy as balls when people were complaining that it was impossibly hard on launch.
    The game is certainly not good. But its not completely irredeemable

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