>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen

>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
Is there a more obviously paid shill than Joe "suddenly has all the Pokedex on his site" Merrick?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MIIIIIIIIIISTAH MERRIKUH! MORE SHIRRING! OR BUGUSU IN ANUSU!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather the bugs go in Joes ass rather than the game itself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How can he just lie like that? There's tons of videos that prove him wrong. Is he really THAT pompous?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has to lie because TPC is keeping tabs on him. He's getting perks and paid to shill. If he doesn't, he's immediately cut off from them.
      This is pretty much common knowledge at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists are used to openly lying and gaslighting people and backing it up with censorship when called out. Of course it was going to bleed into absolutely every aspect of everything you care about sooner rather than later. They will literally claim the sky is falling and that black is white and men are women, then pretend normal people who notice are the crazy ones.
      How do I know OP homosexual is a leftist? I can tell with 1000000% accuracy just from glancing at his typing style. Only they do this.
      Gradually, I began to hate them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Leftists are used to openly lying and gaslighting people and backing it up with censorship when called out

        eee hard mode; what right wings did in past 50 years to improve our livinghood? Because every time I saw them they only manage to do moronic shit and get fired in elections

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doing nothing is literally better than governments constant trying to inject themselves into every aspect of our lives

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cheaper homes and occasional tax cuts (50% chance they raise or lower it). Cutting down on crime unless it's drugs. Detroit, Chicago, etc are still shitholes for a reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's why he hides behind "but I didn't experience any of that"
      Nobody buys it, but it gives him a shield against claims of lying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How can he just lie like that?

      That's why he hides behind "but I didn't experience any of that"
      Nobody buys it, but it gives him a shield against claims of lying.

      >"but I didn't experience any of that"
      He's not lying for the same reason I can say I didn't experience most of those hardware specific problems - we both played on emulator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's not that off the mark. I have a feeling that most of those are from emulators

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If it has coop play it isn't emu

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the draw distance is ass but people are acting like the game is buggy as hell

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mos5tof these bug videos are from coop play, so it's not emu.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              why can't it be emu?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Doubt it.

              The game is buggy as gell. It's dogshit and unacceptable.

              They aren't buggy as hell

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Epic shilling bro

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're right, I guess I'm not falling through the ground then.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You probably didn't or on an emulator

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on hardware, launch switch.
                You're pathetic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              emulators can play online (thought just on switch lan mode, not on nintendo's servers)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The game is buggy as gell. It's dogshit and unacceptable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It fricking is. I never experienced any bug in previous pokemon games but as of now I've experienced like 4 or 5 in SV. Shit from the ride pokemon getting stuck, camera going full moron, shit disappearing right in front of me (I lost a terra pokemon to that just now, frick this shit) and other stuff.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >from the ride pokemon getting stuck, camera going full moron
              Shit like that is bearable but
              >shit disappearing right in front of me (I lost a terra pokemon to that just now, frick this shit
              Is inexcusable

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You never played gen 1 then. Those were buggy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >a game 25 years later should be as buggy
                Not a good look

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 1 is not buggy the way this mess of a game.
                My game crashed just from walking into Lono's gym
                Cope harder zoomer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop playing on emulator

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you really this delusional? I'm on a Day 1 Switch.
                Hop on any other social media site and you can see normies falling through the map you mongoloid.
                https://twitter.com/KrakenMare77/status/1593493690366189568

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I did. Most of the popular bugs need very specific triggers. And you are still comparing a gameboy game, written in assembly by hand to a modern game with all the tools they have in the world + 100x the budget.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Game Freak literally was a small indie studio at that time. It's fricking 2022 and they are working on an anticipated title in the most profitable franchise in history, this is as poor of a comparison as could ever be made.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1l9nzQQjFQll

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I imagine his voice liks this except louder and more shriekey.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        his voice is already known because he record to YouTube channel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://vocaroo.com/OGYWuAOBiF

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think this can be synced pretty well with hitler in the fall.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The fricking Kricketune noises
      Gets me every time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      simply epic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >https://vocaroo.com/1l9nzQQjFQll
      PREAZ UNDASTANDO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FAKE! That's not Joe's voice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did he died?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fantastic game so far
    He says as if there's still a big chunck of the game left.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >roll on postgame

    WHAT POST GAME!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Follow him on twitter for updates

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because rematching Gym Leaders is enough post game content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"I have successfully counted how many steps it takes to go from one side of Paldea to the other."

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But he said he's not a shill

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"suddenly has all the Pokedex on his site"
    What is "drafting"?
    Joe just jumped on the leak bandwagon and only published the information when it was confirmed real.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with him here. People keep clipping these webms of ridiculous shit happening, like falling out of bounds or seizure patterns on the screen, and I've just not seen any of it. Also people are way overexaggerating how bad the framerate is. I keep seeing people saying the game only runs at 10 FPS which is blatantly untrue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi joe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing happened with Sword and Shield.
      >People using cheat codes to force shiny encounter with mon you can't catch yet
      >Video of console being bricked

      Never saw this before nat dex so I assume it's assmad autism mixed with some legit bugs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't watched moron-kun play the game
      Go back.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with you morons is that you give attention to people who deserve to be irrelevant
    and thats how they become relevant

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It took reetardcun 21 hours to beat the game with no sleep, how is this tweet 7 hours ago mista meriku.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally had the game become white and black for a few frames for no reason
    Is this game fricking killing my switch? I would share the webm but I'm on the wagie cage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, you're lying
      You're just a hater

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I am a hater
        Game still freaked out though

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Say the line joe
    This new pokemon game is now the best pokemon game, buy it and use my website
    >Yay.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course he isn't seeing the bugs, they are all in his ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BUGS IN ANUS

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He beat it in one day? Sad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's impossible, we had livestream that last for 21h non stop

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's been playing since the leak.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda feel bad for him. He built his entire life around this series and he will never be able to truly accept that it was for nothing. God damn.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about 8 hours in. I've had some frame drops and lighting bugs, but besides that I haven't encountered any of the 'gamebreaking' shit yet. Does it exist? Probably, yeah. Is it frequent? Not at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's still unacceptable for the price it's being sold for and the prestige of the brand it's released under. I'm fine with a bit of jank in an indie game, but an AAA game from the world's most profitable franchise? Come on.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
    Okay.
    Can you post where he said that? Because In the post you screenshotted he didn't say it didn't happen. He just said he didn't experience it.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn’t follow Japanese twitter. They’re been posting videos of the bugs all morning
    twitter()com/namaashibikyaku/status/1593299849407090691?s=46&t=zd2WPap84O_upkfE9G5O2g

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >roll on postgame
    oh no no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he will have a lot of fun with the one-off gym rematches and not-elite 4

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He'll still defend it anyway

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically liked the post-game. If you finish school you get more background on the characters, you can't re-rematch gym leaders but you can the Team Star ones and the Tournament is better than playing the same 5 people over and over, at least has some variety. Also many people do not captured the 4 legendaries during game so that's post game for them.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize he's biased as frick right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *baked

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ no wonder this guy stutters his speech.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
    Did you expect an inteligent argument from someone thats mentally twelve?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will say, in deference to moe jerrick, if you think handing the games off to another developer who feels no ownership of the franchise is going to get you your 3D jrpg battle simulator with all the mons in you've legitimately lost your mind. Even if everything in this tweet is a lie the end result is the same.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's what merrick does. Says shit only a few people have said and tries to paint everyone with the same brush.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Insuniating that the games is in this state without time or budget constraints puts it into an even worse spot, bravo mistah Merricku

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No TPC isn't time constraining Game Freak.
      How the frick can someone actually say this when they released TWO fricking Switch RPGs in the SAME GODDAMN YEAR??? Holy shit he has to know this is a bold faced lie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A team and b team

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got T posing students right at the start.
    Right after it explains the school and the kids flock to the teachers, they T posed as it faded to black.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a zoomer thing, chill.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        T posing is zoomer?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      day 3 patch will fix it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >day 3
        Next patch is gonna be day 30 at least.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I-it didn't happen to me so it's a nothingburger
    but the game runs at 15-25 fps most of the time

    also
    >postgame
    what postgame? there's no battle facility it's just catching legends and paradox forms.

    >no gym leader or e4 rematch
    >no battle facility

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its okay that it runs at 25fps, Joe played Assassins Creed 2 on his xbox 360.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Joe shits on any game not made by GF. I really hope that angloid gets his shit kicked in. Ugly goblin shouldn't reproduce

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing Joe has enough influence he could rally the community to keep demanding GF stop with these half ass games. I fricking hate how it’s always people with the most influence who spread the dumbest opinions

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes obviously lying theres no way he would notice dips of down to like 15fps theyre so fricking obvious, that forest area with the paint trees and the dragon lake are awful

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only play docked but haven't seen any real issues besides some wall clipping

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Roll on postgame
    >1 Pokemon, 8 battles
    Enjoy.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thus is from emulator

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >1920x1080
        can confirm

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Switch screenshots are 1080p too

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drive focus on all the extreme glitches and model issues
    >this way you can pretend it doesn't run at sub 20fps
    Why are people like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can pretend
      Are you fricking moronic? there is plenty videos full of evidences that in most cases this game shits itself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ate you fricking moronic? Read again.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just got a seizure inducing blinking while playing this game.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like who are people who try to defend this game? It freaks out even during battle for no good reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes it does, some nips got stuck in battle with their pokemon spinning around after declaring an attack

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Emulator

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            like frick off moron, nips are not poor gays to do this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shills are inherently dishonest

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/TsukimiHinata/status/1593674701024686080?s=20&t=00YqSxHXcXQSBfwp0YUGbw
    Ehhh

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally why is anyone surprised about Serebii being a shill? It's literally his livelihood, why would you expect him to say anything bad about the thing that feeds him?

    If you don't like his conduct, let this be a lesson for the 95% of you here who are underage to stay in school and build actual careers. If Pokemon disappears what's Joe going to do? He can't move on to a new franchise, his personal brand is too tied to Pokemon. What's he going to get hired as? serebii.net is basically a site from two decades ago so it sure is frick isn't anything related to the technical aspect of websites. Is he good at engaging consumers? You already know the answer to that.

    For a fun little thought experiment, imagine you're Joe from around the beginning of Gen 4, late 2006. Diamond and Pearl have released in Japanese. The internet is taking off, and more and more people visit your site every day for info on the latest Pokemon games. You may very well have a shot of doing your dream job, making money by operating a Pokemon fansite. But how do you do that and not end up in this limbo of being inexorably tied to the brand while not actually being a part of it at Nintendo? What if Pokemon fades away? How do you hedge your bets?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You spent enough time to write multiple paragraphs to defend a shill.
      Reevaluate your life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reevaluate your reading comprehension

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he wasn't defending, just explaining why joe is the way he is

          You're coming at people criticizing Joe. There are 2 sides here and you chose Joe's.
          If he really wanted to secure making money off Pokemon flourishing then he would criticize it instead of going on full damage control like a shill.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't defending, just explaining why joe is the way he is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic or just pretending to be moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Serebii would be just as if not more popular if Joe actually criticized the series. He comes off as a shill to everyone and it genuinely hurts his brand and image. People don't like phonies. It's built in our evolutionary biology to despise fake people, and Joe's attempts at defending this game are fake and patronizing to everyone. I feel like if Serebii had actual cheeky criticisms of these games people would love it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He does criticise the series, so long as its a Niantic game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's just always been an embarrassing moron, it's funny
      Pretending like you're some important news outlet while simultaneously thinking the gen 5 anti-piracy measure was part of a tutorial is legitimately hilarious

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He calls himself a journalist all the time it’s hilarious

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at my franchise dawg
    Not only are they too lazy to program shit, now they're too stupid to check the shit they did program

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Latinxgays who can't afford the game are seething at based Joe again
    LMAOing @ their third world lives

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