It has been 19 years, 2 weeks, and 4 days since an F-Zero title was released.

It has been 19 years, 2 weeks, and 4 days since an F-Zero title was released. When questioned as to why Nintendo has not released a new F-Zero game in all these years, Miyamoto expressed confusion, asking what players wanted from an F-Zero game that they hadn't already offered.

Ruminating on this, you step into the elevator, and to your surprise, Miyamoto himself stands beside you. You have less than 30 seconds to pitch your new F-Zero gimmick to Miyamoto and convince him to make a new game.

How do you save the F-Zero series?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to save. The series is dead save for Smash and 35 year old Nintenboomers whining for a new game in the series. Nobody under that age of 25 cares about F-Zero

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I'm a Zoomer, but that's how it is. If you were 15 playing F-Zero GX upon release you are 34 now.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers shouldn't post here.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm over 18, so you can fuck off
            Go to >>>Ganker if you hate Zoomers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh... battle royale?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That should be lylat wars and you know it.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a switch collection with proper online

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero was at best a tech demo
    Get over it

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My elevator pitch is I’d falcon punch him until he agrees to make a new one.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"We want the wider audience"

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just kill miyamoto for fucking everything he touches, thank me later lads.
    >durrrr can't bring back star fox or f-zero without a gay gimmick
    the gimmick is that the last good game came out over 20 years ago and you fucking retards wont even rerelease it, I'm not hunting down a gamecube to play it "legally"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uuerfb0.png

      It has been 19 years, 2 weeks, and 4 days since an F-Zero title was released. When questioned as to why Nintendo has not released a new F-Zero game in all these years, Miyamoto expressed confusion, asking what players wanted from an F-Zero game that they hadn't already offered.

      Ruminating on this, you step into the elevator, and to your surprise, Miyamoto himself stands beside you. You have less than 30 seconds to pitch your new F-Zero gimmick to Miyamoto and convince him to make a new game.

      How do you save the F-Zero series?

      Honestly his excuse for "needing a new idea" for F-Zero is kinda weird when you consider that X and GX were both pretty straight forward and natural evolutions of each other and the SNES game. Like you look at Star Fox and that series was always all over the place in terms of gimmicks, the only two plain rail-shooters the series ever had were just SF1 and SF64. Even SF2 was already heavily diverging from the original formula.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to a see an actual simulaion futuristic racer. I know that is an oxymoron as you can't simulate what already isn't real but I want a futuristic racer with a career mode where I can buy parts, adjust downforce and gear ratios etc

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a new Wave Race and Chibi Robo

    Literally just give me what I want.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the old guard die off Nintendo will either get way better or 100x worse.

    So it's honestly a coin flip. We might have a black Mario princess in the next decade for example. Or we could get a new F-Zero game.

    It's pretty worrisome.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just port GX. That’s all anyone wants

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