>it looks bad. >there's stolen art. >the gameplay is simple

>it looks bad
>there's stolen art
>the gameplay is simple
>i made a game just like it before but just didn't publish it
Anyway, here's an actual reason to not want to play Vampire Survivors.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >story content in a glorified auto clicker game
    why

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was a fun saturday of gameplay for the 3 bucks I spent on it to relax with something easier than I usually play. But yea this
      Its a Castlevania joke anyway.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HEY EVERYONE OP ISN'T PLAY X GAME.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off no one cares

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HoloCure wins again.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least he actually plays videogames

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      True, he is an ugly chud but he does play games. The fact that Ganker hates him is enough for me to make half hearted posts supporting stupid shit they say just to get angry responses.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >stephanie
      >fuck she's gonna fuck up vampire survivors like that GTA rapewhore fucks up every game she touches
      >find out it's actually a chud
      >picrel

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chud
    I have 81 hours of playtime in this game, think I can still get a refund?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when your dissonance would absolutely kill you if you ignore it but you keep the male profile name for the brand recognition

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The characters are too small to really see anything other than where they are firing attacks from, and other than a mini headstart on certain attacks, the characters names or looks don't matter.
    I liked it better when it was called Robopon, or almost any 3D overhead shooter from the 90s. No wonder Holocure is so popular.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kinda dropped this when they added some nigress and unlike every other survivor she got her own custom promo artwork

    pretty much unlocked everything before that though

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be about how capitalism and white men destroyed the world, isn't it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's about how mercantilism and feudalism (all conveniently analogous to contemporary capitalism) ruined the vampire survivors

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Stephanie Sterling
    >@Jim Sterling

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WELP, I'm switching to Holocure then!

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The vtuber game is unironically way better except for the slower content updates.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      spirit hunters is good too.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ah finally a good reason to delete this hit off of my hard drive and never look at it again

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I already would've ignored any and all plot added to that game anyway but now I'm going to ignore it harder.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Holocure superior in every way with constant updates
    >By design is non-poozed
    >Free
    Why would you even play this version of the game formula?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >vampire survivors
    >writing

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    unironically uninstalled. can't get a refund but I only lost $3 really

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There is a story for this game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Something like long long ago about a year someone liked Castlevania and made a fan game. The End.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pozzed game
    >hires a tr00n
    poetry

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HoloCure chads we won

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get lost bigots! I am here to invade your games so you have to think I'm heckin valid!

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