It really do be like that

It really do be like that

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realistically nothing is stopping you from wearing that outfit on the right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      except me bullying him to suicide

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would shoot u in ur stupid head with my gun and then slash ur throat with my gauntlet
        u would beg for ur life and i would look down and say to u "no way. u dont deserve it" and then id finish u

        u dont know what ud unleash, kid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit I pissed my pants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldn't have the balls, plus you never go outside anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A guy confident enough to wear that in public would not give a single frick.
        Don't care if you're built like Dwayne the motherfricking Rock Johnson, your words could not harm a man like that and if you got physical you'd suffer the consequences.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is, somebody who is strong and able-bodied can make any outfit work. If you're fat and look like a doofus, people will snicker and laugh at you wearing a video game costume, but if you're fit and confident like this guy says

          Yup. Law of attraction.
          Confident people are confident because they know they look good, that's why scrawny nerds with shit loads of money still lack confidence in public, cannot fight human nature.

          you can make anything work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      realistically nothing is "stopping" anybody from wearing anything

      don't be daft, it's a, "societal norm" scenario. he wants to wear that without being seen as weird. and yes, he will be seen as weird.

      mens fashion is shit mainly because men don't give enough of a shit to try to change it. one guy wearing a weird outfit just gets seen as a crackhead if you arent famous in some way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just wear what you wanna wear man, be confident. if you got vincent's drip, atleast you're not the bad kind of "i don't care what people think of me" weirdo who dresses in sweat soaked cum stained tee shirts.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vincent's suit looks even more uncomfortable than a normal suit

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone with frick you money wearing a suit is weird.
    Especially with the money high-end suit cost, just go wild and wear JRPG villain-tier accoutrements.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The suit can carry more shit then whatever the frick Vincent is wearing and you can get them second hand for like $20

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guy in the suit could just as easily have a gun but isn't trying to show it off like a homosexual

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    except I wanna wear a suit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stigma against suits is arguably worse than any stigma against cosplay. The taboo against wearing anything that looks too nice is far more effective than any early-modern sumptuary law.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a really nice leather duster I got from my dad
    >Can't wear it outside of the ugliest weather without people assuming I'm on my way to shoot up some place
    Frick Columbine for forever putting a negative association with long jackets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once dressed up as a Private Eye for halloween, with a trenchcoat, magnifying glass and giant eye mask for the "Private Eye" joke
      >Mfw everyone thought I was some kind of alien school shooter until I explained

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where would anyone get alien from? They were gays, that sounds cool anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoshiyuki Tomino

        Speaking of cuckolds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wear my (oilskin) duster whenever it rains. Some teenagers laughed at me once, but two black guys said they liked it, one said I looked like Blade, so I'm calling it a win.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can only wear a suit to weddings, funerals, and graduations

    I wish there were more opportunities for us to dress up

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're attractive you can wear whatever you want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Law of attraction.
      Confident people are confident because they know they look good, that's why scrawny nerds with shit loads of money still lack confidence in public, cannot fight human nature.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Vincent isn't supposed to be edgy or cool. He's supposed to be a defeated wreck of a man cowering away in a coffin angry at the fact that he got cuckolded by Hojo, of all characters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s just like me!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is cool though despite his painful backstory.
      He wields guns and his cape allows him to swooze into places like in the movie.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suits are rad.
    If it wasnt so hot all the time I would like wearing one often

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb weeb. This is why you're still a virgin.
    Suits are based and they make you look hot af.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not wanting to larp as agent 47
    Shameful

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think a tailored adventurer outfit, done right, would cost a lot of money. Those different light-armor clothes you could get in Kingdom Come Deliverance would probably cost thousands of dollars (in our currency). Clothing that offers actual (minor) protection against being stabbed or slashed with a sword. In the case of KCD, metal plating and chainmail offers the best protection, but that isn't the cool JRPG-character fantasy, is it?

    You might think my estimate is way too high, but consider what we pay for the kind of rags we walk around with in modern society. Something actually good with utility would cost a fortune.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do. The cattle's laughter is at best an opportunity to feel brave.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're attractive or fit you can wear anything you want. You need to own the look even if it's some moronic JRPG outfit.

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