It took three years, but Kaeya has officially been replaced.

It took three years, but Kaeya has officially been replaced.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was already true last patch

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not a general homosexual

      Ah yes, the "flop" cope

      nahida when?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the water walking feels pretty lazy. It's just like walking on land and you can't even dive into the water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can dive just by switching to another character

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who asked
    nuke and ban all genshit posters already

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayaka replaced kaeya with her ice skating long ago

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, nobody pulled for this flop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know who this "nobody" guy is but I'm sure he pulled for her alright. After all, who hasn't?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the "flop" cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are those including the free pulls?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see how free pulls would change the fact that she's the best selling day 1 banner.
          Incidentally i myself bought topups during neuv just for Furina since i had a job at the time that was ending and i knew i wouldn't afford them today.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me neither, I was just asking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. It's pure sales. That means despite having a year of homo banners for people to hoard their shit she sold well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baizhu is doing all the work

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Baizhu would want you to take your meds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Neuvilette., the most shilled character of all time
        >literally at the bottom of the list
        HOW?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird, especially considering how busted he is and having the top up reset to boot. He was a skip for me but it felt like everyone in these threads rolled for him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I thought he looked very strong and his mannerisms are funny, but gameplay looked a bit boring (just hydro blast all day erry day), so I skipped. After all this shilling though, I'm even less inclined to roll.
            Truth be told, I might have rolled if I didn't know there was like 4 different hags lined up + Furina.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Neuvilette., the most shilled character of all time
            >literally at the bottom of the list
            HOW?

            Caring about "sales" is fucking stupid anyway. The popularity should be based on rolls, not topups or whatever. But only Mihoyo has that data. After all, people will save up for chars they want (some /gig/fag saved up for 2 years just to C6R5 Scaramouch)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean...does anyone even care about those? I'm pretty sure this is just used for pvp gacha wars.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There should be correlation on average between how much people spend and saved up rolls though. They won't spend money to get someone they don't consider essential. More sales means that more people cared enough about the character to spend.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's just interesting is all and just like you said, we'll never really get the real roll numbers from Hoyo.
              >people will save up for chars they want
              Shouldn't Furina be at the bottom by that logic? I imagine more people saved for her just by the virtue of being "archon".
              >Scarafag
              I remember him, shame that place became unusable well before his released so I wasn't there to witness it...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I remember him, shame that place became unusable well before his released so I wasn't there to witness it...
                It was pretty funny. I've never seen anyone with so fucking bad luck.
                Guy got his R5 by the very last primogem he had after being fucked over NON STOP in rolling

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, he had to blow his entire load and still only barely got it? Did he lose every single 50/50 and had to get all the catalysts through the path or something? Now I fucking wish I was there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I found the image. This should tell you all you need to know about how lucky you are that you aren't him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God bless you anon, I'm fucking saving this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                C2 Furina cost me 400 rolls, if I went for her C6R5 I could have gone the same way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got Furina in 50 rolls since last 5*, but C'ing her has been brutal. Got Mona at 81 and am at 75 rolls currently just for C1. I'm never gonna get her C2 at this banner.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was 200 for me, won every 50/50. I could go for her weapons with the 300 I have left over, but I want other Fontaine girls, and R5 Fav should be good enough.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >R5 Fav
                Hehe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I started during the first Lantern Rite. But at least Fav is more Ganker for Furina.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the R5 weapon that will really do it. I could probably save and C6R1 one or two never ever 5*s I want that will take a while to release, but C6ing a 5* still doesn't sound appealing to me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What we need to gauge a character's popularity is a combo of sales and rolls.
                I bought top up during Neuv banner for Furina, due my income allowing me at the time and i knew it would dry up by the time Furina came.
                But that money still should count for "sales" during Neuv banner when it was for Furina.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost like everyone was saving for the archon or something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m so glad I skipped him.
          >got wanked harder in this patch
          Fucking lay off it for one second Mihoyo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nervilette is Fontaine's Kazuha.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hello.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be real with you, I have procrastinated so long on doing the story quests that today, thanks to the Quick Challenge feature, was the first day I have fought Azhdaha. Finally, after years, I can level Ayaka and Yoimiya's talents to 10/10/10.
    >Oh, so you have the other materials ready then?
    Nope.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not happy with that direction.
      They keep introducing new "big bads" but won't tie up anything.
      >We have the Sinner
      >The Fatui
      >Celestia
      >Hexencircle
      >Now also Skirk's master

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those are bad except the Sinner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hexenzirkel is not bad.
        The sinner is probably skirk or her master.
        Fatui and Celestia are two bands of a war.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hexenzirkel is not bad
          They literally were about to fuck up Mondstadt until Venti placate them.
          >The sinner is probably skirk or her master.
          Even so, it was the reason for the abyss order's foundation.
          >Fatui and Celestia are two bands of a war.
          Still doesn't make either of them "good guys", though Fatui is an organization, so it has good and bad people in it. But for now they're pretty much bad guys insofar as we know.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But for now they're pretty much bad guys insofar as we know.
            The ones in the chasm where nice people

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's plenty of nice Fatui. Victor in Mondstadt (and later Sumeru) is such an example. And the organization itself did a great deal to help Fontaine.
              But acts of charity and niceness doesn't make their hands free from the blood they've happily spilled.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Arlecchino literally helped you save Fontaine, they just do whatever they must to get the gnosis. It really depends on what the Tsaritsa's plan is to consider them good or bad. So far Dottore is the only Harbinger thats straight up a bad person.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tsaritsa wants to burn the old world down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her part in that first trailer also mention that she has "no love" for her people, nor do they for her.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Siggy wasn't exactly noble either.
              One may point out to her tragic past and the insanity it wrought upon her, but she was by no measures "good". Same with Childe, albeit he's more of a soldier just following orders than genuinely bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's make a ridiculously sex abyssal creature for no reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone at MHY managed to get it through that they should try and get back some of the male audience they lost over the last year. The Fontaine girls are very puritan in design as is. But given that she has tits she'll probably be shit since that seems to be the trend.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And off field. Don't forget off field. Can't have on field chicks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally Navia

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Navia has pretty average-sized tits. She's also going to be C-tier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this girl in the story or just datamined? I want too sex her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She literally appears in the last part of the current arch and do a bunch of mind blows regarding lore

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So. Furina Pneuma (Furina) or Furina Ousia (The Cooler Furina), which do you prefer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are Neuvillette's goods.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Neuvillette's hotwives

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FUCK is my Fontaine-themed teapot layout?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For each Pyro/Electro/Cryo/Hydro party member, Navia gains 20% increased ATK. This effect can stack up to 2 times
    monogeo dream rip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am taking the geo pill next patch, her weapon bieng an axe and her having a gunbrella makes me want her.
      Wierd how Navia a character from not!france is the most American character we have gotten

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread passed bump limit 404s
    mental illness

    Also this is genuinely bothering me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that better or worse than this Furina?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder if this is actually capped or it just won't display anything over 5 digits

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did you think when you first saw this scene?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feetcalors is no more
      its over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought about Tarantino

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Crit DMG circlet on Furina, but would it be better to switch to HP? It probably would, wouldn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HP/HP/Crit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So HP goblet instead of Hydro?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Furina's burst gives you a lot of DMG bonus already

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like that elsword bitch

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Navia is an ATT scaling geo that brings absolutely nothing new
    Not really beating the garbage element allegations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She uses crystalize shields as bullets for her gunbrella. Probably want to run her with Albedo and then two elemental characters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Straight into the sewers where she belongs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tongue my anus, tranny
          You will complain no matter what she does

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As long as she is geo, yes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, she's yet another geo that has the same problems as the rest of them? Good to know.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WORSE than the rest, since she is apparently attack scaling so she is incompatible with the geo bandaid that is gorou

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That just means she works with Benny, throw Furina on that team and she's hitting like a freight train when you look at her scalings

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >when you look at her scalings
              I wouldnt yet, thats the easiest thing for them to balance with.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gonna need a real healer on that team too, benny doesn't heal enough to keep the team topped up for furina's stacks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They will throw in good scaling and retards will eat it up.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Showing newfriends stuck in Inazuma how civilized Fontaine is. So glad this works in co-op

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Navia line

      Why does Navia have a line named after her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her dad funded the aquabus system, the Clement line is named after his wife, Navia's mother

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her dad owned the company that created the lines.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is that it takes you to court.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've barely kept up with the game in the past weeks. redpill me on furina, must pull for metachurls or she's just for waifufags?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She provides a lot of damage boosts to the party. She’s a good support.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >must pull for metachurls
      This. I think she's almost as good as nahida.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furina's only problem is that she's not plug and play, you need to build your team around her instead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I only use full team healers anyway. Like barbruh, yaoyao or sayujean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She just wants a healer to maximize her stack, most teams use a healer that often buffs their own way as well
          It's like complaining that you have to use Dendro reactions with Nahida teams

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She wants a full team healer, which limits her options a bit. You can't just plug benny boy in and expect her to be at max stacks all the time. Not really as big a deal as he is making it out to be though.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A full team healer is ideal, but you can also just swap characters
              When a healer overheals a character Furina heals the entire team as well, it's her passive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can turn QIQI into a usable DPS unit.
      Think about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is, but she is also kind of weird. You need either c2, a team wide healer, or other frog units to get the most out of her. Pure % damage is also pretty diluted on some characters so for some DPS there won't be as big a jump as you might expect. Her application is also kind of ass and if you missed festering desires way back when your next best weapon option isn't great. Not to mention her weapon banner has a fucking donut on it so it's not a great time to roll that either.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I felt so fucking bad for Furina. I just want to hug and console her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to take off her footwear

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interchangeable reminder

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if putting Prototype Amber on Nahida would help with Furina's HP drain.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Navia might have the best animations in the game

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is a god team to test Furina out in? I have just about everyone besides some of the fag on-fielders.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get a Vision
    >First thing she does is create a bunch of imaginary friends for herself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get a vision
      >get your ass beat by the local legends
      >while training with your vision flood your entire apartment building
      >finally create imaginary friends, only for your landlord to tell you no pets allowed
      Girlfailure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how much she's been crying. Her luck stat's in the negatives, isn't it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She really is Aqua.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    add me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yoimiya main

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's my wife

        can i steal furina mats?

        no i need them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can i steal furina mats?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >world level 7
      why
      my shitter ass with lvl 70 and 80 characters could take wl8 as soon as I got to it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i forgot i had it at 7

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being a whale that c2r1s any character that I'm interested in, I have never got one of the jade weapons.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im looking to use Furina, Jean, Sombrerino, and..... who? Fischl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cant go wrong with Fischl these days, Golden Troupe is too good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh you mean even she should use Golden Troupe? cool

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rub my penis on those legs

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, given how much damage you have to sacrifice to use Pneuma, they should have made it heal the whole party or something. Her healing is just way too simple and basic. It's literally just Barbara without the Hydro application or cleanse. Objectively, it's the worst heal in the game because ALL IT DOES is heal. All other heals do something other than just heal, but Furina's heal only heals active party members. And if you're playing solo, it means only your on-field character.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what does Charlotte's talent even do? Is it really for a gadget we dont have access too yet?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Furina's second quest will probably make her cry again. A lot. Look forward to it.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would enjoy genshit more if they removed all the pointless chests and moved the primogems to daily quest rewards instead

    I can't enjoy exploration because all I can think of is "must Pixelhunt because I need that crumb of gacha funneymoney"

    Or keep chests but still remove primogems from them and add them to daily quest/normal quest rewards

    Also let me skip your dogshit "story"

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waifu of the century holy shit, she is PERFECT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flat as fucj
      might as well call it male

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flat is justice after all

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >help newfriends explore
    >they let me raid their world in return
    It's just that easy

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we didn't get to fight any Fatui in Fontaine
    >we've only fought 2 of the 10+1 so far with 2 regions left to go

    Holy shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fatui went full dindu in Fontaine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HEY! Can you not call us good guys in your newspaper please? We're SUPER BAD GUYS! For realsies!

        That made me punch a wall.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We fight the hot operatives introduced in 4.1

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best Noelle Furina comp?
    I always seem to struggle with ER on Noelle even in mono geo teams.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I decide to use Sac.Sword on Noelle. its much better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maid, dirt shota(ideally with fav bow and c6), archon of rapebait, whoever you want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funnel energy back to her during burst with fav users

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    been using furina for a while now and she isn't all that great. to me she isn't newbie f2p friendly like many other characters. my gripes about furina is her kit entirely. her elemental skill drains 50% your parties hp if at full health just to deal decent damage for her burst. not having a good party wide healer really hampers the damage output and survivability. the leaks were making her out to be busted but turned into a flop for me. my expectations were like when I first got nahida and how insanely good she was with little investment. as of right now she isn't any better than my bennett at buffing and healing. the only people I see praising her are whales who can fully invest her. all hype no substance but at least shes cute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You realize that Barbara is one of the better healers to pair with Furina, right? This sounds entirely like a skill issue to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use her with Hu Tao

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furina wasn't a good or even a real archon. She was the best archon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fact bomb

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who danced it best?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn thats flat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >getting a lap dance from an Archon now
      Tabibito is so lucky.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish she was always barefoot, unless there is a skin and I haven't checked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never get a Focalors Furina skin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literal fucking tranny archon
      when will this game recover?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Melusines so erotic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uoh slug dicky erotic

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Natlan's archon have a Japanese name? Should be Sitting Bull or some shit.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's Furina's intended build and weapon(s) (besides the banner one)?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4pc Golden Troup HP/HP/Crit
      Festering Desire if you have it, the metal pipe you get by fishing in Fontaine if you don't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >artifacts
        ER/HP/crit or HP/HP/crit depending on weapon and substats.
        >weapon
        Either jade cutter, festering desires, or as cope the fishing pipe

        Thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not hydro dmg goblet? ok

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, she gets boatloads of DMG bonus from her artifact set and burst
          HP goblet wins unless you have an indredibt cracked Hydro goblet and only dogshit HP goblets. That's a highly improbable situation considering the drops rates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >artifacts
      ER/HP/crit or HP/HP/crit depending on weapon and substats.
      >weapon
      Either jade cutter, festering desires, or as cope the fishing pipe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seething about the pipe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I be seething when I have the better weapons? It's just a fact it's not as good as the other options. Visually it fits her though and it's what the dumb slut deserves.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesnt know
            Makes sence.
            I want Le Pipe from Furiner

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Know what? Did the chinks do some wundercalcs and figure out a build where the pipe beats desires or something?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                google Le Pipe in french dumbass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I fail to see how that is relevant to what weapon she gets.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a woman or something?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? I just fail to see why having a chick suck me off would make me seethe about a cope weapon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having no sexual drive like this sad excuse of a man lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro? What does holding down the dumb onahole and raping her throat have to do with being upset about a cope weapon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You arent fooling anyone lmao. Only sad cucks go for meta or mention rape, real men go to get Le Pipe from Furiner.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't like rape
                Low T.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. brown

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has to resort to rape to get a nookie from a female
                Talk about low T lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking it's a last resort rather than the first choice
                Sure is zoomer in here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. didnt even try

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pipe in French is a feminine word, so it's not le pipe, it's la pipe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4pc GT HP/HP/Crit Damage equipped with Wolf Fang.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I did the archon quest before I rolled.

    I was split between rolling for Furina or Arlecchino, but since Furina was a lying fake, it made the choice much easier.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I did the archon quest before I rolled.

    I was split between rolling for Furina or Arlecchino, but since Furina was a lying fake, it made the choice much easier.

    I will roll for her. She's my goddess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rolled for her first minute i entered the game.
      The AQ only made me love her even more deeply.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ei and Zhongli both consider Furina one of them due to her superhuman willpower
    That's cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a big deal when Zhongli holds in that high in regard. I just hope we eventually get an event or story update where she realizes that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense. Never faltering for 500 years is a big deal in this setting. Others have eroded in less time, while Furina stood fast. By all accounts, humans aren't really made to deal with what she went through.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this. When a god who has existed for 6000 years say that a 500 year old human is pretty cool, you know it means something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She made and kept an insanely hard contract where the best outcome for her is still pretty miserable. No wonder John Lee thinks she's cool.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9 more months until the next region

    What to do between now and then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will be spending it with my wife furina while since its the perfect amount of time for her to give birth to our child.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lost coinflip at 78 and got Furina at 81
    I knew the punishment would come after winning coinflip 6 times in a row and getting E2 Topaz in 30 pulls in hsr. But it still hurt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least I lost the coinflip on 30
      And got my C6 Mona

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HSR feels rigged with how good my account's luck has been...too good honestly. With genshin, over the course of 3 years, I've probably lost most of my 50/50s and gotten maybe 2 5stars early, except for one multi on the weapon banner where it was early and there was 3 5stars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HSR feels rigged with how good my account's luck has been...too good honestly.
        Meanwhile I've yet to win a single 50/50 and i've been playing since the start.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lose 50/50 and get Gepard every time

          Fuck it, let the legion win.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ditto. I've had stellar luck over there.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I gave some Prototype Amber? It would also trigger Furina's talent, wouldn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, in fact it's possibly ideal depending on the team since she wants the extra energy anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm considering trying it out on Nahida. It'll kill her personal damage, but I'll try it out tomorrow.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably better to put it on your healer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But Jean can't use it.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin is way too PG. More people died in Inazuma than Fontaine, where there was the threat of an actual genocide (not really, they just returned back to being Oceanids) threat looming.

    Natlan's "always at war" better have more "deaths" shown.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >underage thinks more deaths = more mature
      Furina was born and then the very next day placed in her own personal hell where she was psychologically tortured for 500 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >underage thinks more numbers = more mature
        Nahida was born and TRAPPED and BETRAYED for FIVE HUNDRED YEARS.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and? She's also a God and not a human, that's like a fraction of a lifetime for her and not 5-6 lifetimes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no difference

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nahida was born and TRAPPED and BETRAYED for FIVE HUNDRED YEARS.
          Good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >More people died in Inazuma than Fontaine
      That's blatantly wrong. Poisson alone lost more people than the entirety of the civil war act.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hag Furina when?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of archon quests, I'm going to have to rank them Sumeru > Inazuma > Fontaine. The other 2 aren't worth mentioning, I think they'll go back to revisit and expand on them.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First pull I got her, what's so special about her? feels like Xingqiu.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I didn't see her standing on the water, holy shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More of a risk reward xingqiu
      More damage, but it comes at the cost of needing heals

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dang this archon quest is pretty good
    >Cue Furina crying as people stop believing she's the archon
    I fucking hated this part so fucking much. I'm too soft for the harsh brutality of making her admit it. In my mind the entire scene was to just go up there and give her a hug and telling her i believe her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't even give a shit about herself and was ready to risk being dissolved in primordial water, her biggest concern was that being found out would mean that Fontaine would be doomed
      Literally from the day she was born she put Fontaine's well being before her own needs and desired, and did so for 500 years regardless of the cost to herself
      The biggest injustice is that most people will never know what she did, in the public eye she just used up her powers making Indemnitium to power Fontaine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That just highlights how stupid the whole plan was.
        If anything unexpected happened in those 500 years it would all go to shit.
        Even something small like someone witnessing Furina, a supposed god, beg Arlecchino for mercy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Arlecchino had her suHispanicions that Furina may not be the real Archon, but that wasn't enough to trigger the heavenly principles. Seems you need a mass rejection like during the trial

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a retard take. I'm sure other anons will aptly destroy your argument soon enough.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Your a retard! I can't say anything myself, b-but I'm sure someone will!
            lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm neither eloquent nor sober enough to explain it to you myself. Deal with it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't smart enough either, apparently

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. What you gonna do about it, huh?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >For the hydro archon so loved the world, that she gave her only begotten Daughter, that whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but have everlasting life.
          >Focalors 3:16

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just go to Irminsul and change the prophecy? Or erase the prophecy?

    You can't really introduce shit like this and then it's never mentioned again. It's like the anime shit where one character uses a special super powerful move, but then never uses it ever again because then it'd make everything else trivial.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was written by the heavenly principles, I doubt even Nahida could change it. Egeria was friends with Rukkhadevata so she probably asked a long time ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Irminsul can only rewrite information, it can't change established facts. And it likely can't overturn the heavenly principles. If you erase the prophecy, all you're doing is making everyone forget it. But forgetting it won't prevent it from happening.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fontaine got flooded, with the waters covering everything
    >everything looks normal afterward

    Even with floods that aren't a meter high, things get fucked up irreparably. Fontaine looks pristine even afterward. The only place that looked damaged after a flood was Poisson, and that was a smaller scale flood.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fontaine is situated on a plateau that is above most of the things in Teyvat
      >somehow a flood doesnt affect anything outside of Fontaine
      >they dont even have any natural obstacles to hold all the water
      A real conundrum, huh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's magic, don't got to explain shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the water just appeared out of nowhere and disappeared, without affecting any other region. Even with IRL tsunamis, it affects multiple continents because of the waves.

        And then of course you have "the whale drank the primordial water, which causes ocean levels to rise" (???).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The water didn't rise, the land was sinking.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight i realize the "shock" everyone has over the death sentence is kinda silly, as it states "hydro archon" when the entire court case was to prove that Furina WASN'T the archon
    Not that i was any better at the moment, as my heart practically stopped when it was announced too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2 fold, the Oratrice just told everyone that Furina is the Hydro Archon, at least that's how they see it, but everyone was also shocked about the death sentence and felt it was too cruel for someone who's been bearing their sins

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they show us what the Hydro gnosis looked like? I don't think they showed us the Dendro gnosis either. I recall Nahida only showed the Electro gnosis.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Childe says Skirk is few of words
    >Skirk says she she don't waste words on weak losers
    Oh no no no childefags forever BTFO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah. Tartaglia fought that whale for like a month and didn't even scratch it. Traveler kicked its ass in five minutes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Traveler kicked its ass in five minutes.
        With the power lended to him by a fucking dragon sovereign mind you.
        You didn't beat it, Neuvillette did.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing wasn't Focalors cursing Furina with having to play a role for 500 years and not telling her shit in all that time as to whether she'd gathered enough energy to kys. But making Furina "in her image" and NOT giving her tits.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the story of Fontaine is that the french really weren’t people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any info on Chevreusse kit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's on honey impact. basically overload nilou

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Prophecy is overturned
    >Furina realizes her role is over
    >Packs up her things and leaves
    >Neuvillette probably arranges to have her new place set up since what would she know about lease agreements?
    >Probably just spent like a week listless in bed, subsisting off macaroni, not even fully unpacked
    >She even states that she barely went out
    >No family, no friends, no job, probably feeling unneeded and unwanted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ripe for the picking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neuv literally states that he will see to her never wanting for home, food or travel.
      Why is there so many speed readers playing a game that is text heavy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the issue. She has a home, food and money, but she was completely directionless for a while. I mean she's free from her role, butvher role was everything she ever knew.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Neuvillette probably arranges to have her new place set up since what would she know about lease agreements?
        Talk about speed reading.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >probably
          That's the issue here. It's not "probably", it's certain.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One word is enough to trigger you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trigger? I'm just correcting browns in human language.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not necessarily. For all we know, Furina took care of the contract herself. It's unlikely, but maybe.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the people from Poisson lynches Furina.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lynches Furina.
      good luck getting pass dragon daddy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Neuvillette has 2.5 jobs now, he doesn't have time to be witching over her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably has Melusines regularly kerp tabs on her. Make sure she hasn't died from malnutrition.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NEUVILETTE THERE’S A CAT BURGLAR ON THE LOOSE AND THE GARDES ARE TOO SHIT TO CATCH HIM
          YOU HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE AND JUDGE HIM
          also you have a mountain of paperwork to do afterwards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope everyone else lynches your ass

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Melusine buys you and Paimon both a slice of rare cake

    Are Melusines well paid? Do they even have any hobbies? What do they spend their money on? Or do they just treat humans to things, like humans would to pets and animals?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      melusine sex with me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They spend it all on butter.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here to laugh at all the SHE'S ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED YOU CAN'T READ homosexuals who were shitting on anyone who didn't subscribe to their headcanon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >episode with the slimes where she still doesnt have a vision and you have a dialogue option
      >decide to use the french line
      >she gets absolutely excited
      My future wife cant be this adorable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SHE'S ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
      Well, she kinda was.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, given that one time someone tried to break into Furina's room, Neuvillette probably has the apartment under 24-hour surveillance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Monsieur Neuvillette, we've received reports of a masked individual resembling the Knave prowling about near Lady Furina's apartment."

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we're all forgetting the most important thing.
    Furina can, with 100% absolute certainty, be impregnated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh no?
      Shes already pregnant with my child. She cant be double pregnant stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loom's up to the task.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does Furina age now? She was "human", but since she was split from the Hydro Archon, she's still "above" regular humans, in that she didn't age for 500 years. I don't think anything changes for her physically even with Focalors passing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one ages in Genshin. Timmie will never hit puberty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Focalor removed her curse after she completed her duty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sorry I made you suffer for 500 years
        >now that you don't have to suffer anymore, you are now able to get cancer and die within the next 20-80 years as my last parting gift to you
        >enjoy!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying a filthy commoner like her will live long enough to get cancer
          She will be death within 5-10 years as she is forced to turn to prostitution to survive thanks to whatever the genshin equivalent of syphilis is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately, Nahida cured Eleazar.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's more like scaly aids. I'm sure there are plenty of other STDs she can catch.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Loom would never give her syphilis.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately, Nahida cured Eleazar.

            That's more like scaly aids. I'm sure there are plenty of other STDs she can catch.

            Loom would never give her syphilis.

            People in Fontaine don't have sex. They breed by praying at the fountain, and then an Oceanid appears in the woman's womb and they poop it out. Although, that was in the past, before they actually became human.

            Also, how does Paimon know about sex?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Paimon's most explicit knowledge is the contents of the boar princess.

              I havent read the boar princess, how explicit is it? Is it boarbara tier?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She just witnessed an oceanid rape an old man after all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the redditor meme about immortality being a curse all over again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, I and Furina will have enough kids to repopulate the entirety of Khaenri'ah and Teyvat once we are done purging it of 'churls together with Alice.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want raiden cons
    >but those navia animations tho
    >she also make a nice come back after 2 years of geo's absence
    Now I'm not sure if I should spend my guaranteed on Navia or getting Rainden's cons until c2.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Navia seemed slightly frosty towards Furina. I mean, she asked Traver to take care of her, but maybe a part of her still blames Furina a bit.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which characters are best suited?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >open domain trying to get pieces for your cloud retainer
      >get flooded with useless geo artifacts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The left seems made almost exclusively for Navia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y'know, if an effect requires an entire fucking essay to explain, then you should take a hint and realize it's dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fucking tired of yu-gi-oh artifacts and weapons.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how people find Furina visually sexy. She's adorable and cute, but not sexy at all. Seeing Furina and going sexxo is like seeing a downs syndrome kid and thinking you want to breed

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >500 year old prophecy
    >THANK YOU FOR ARRIVING JUST IN THE TIME THAT IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW TRAVELLER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good thing nothing happened in those 500 years that would expose Furina and jeopardize the entire plan!

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna need some advise / guidance for her stat distribution, anons, but first
    yes I will double crown her
    no I'm not getting the pipe, fuck fishing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to genshin lab Furina has the highest day 1 sales.

      She wants more HP. You need around 40k at level 90, but 35k is good enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for answering anon, how much ER should I have on her if she's the only hydro in the team?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on if you have a fav user to funnel energy into her or not. You are probably fine with how much you got there though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I think I've seen 180% ER for solo hydro. I have like 187% and there's a favonious bow in the team and it seems to be more than enough to keep the show going.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furina deserves to sell that much. She was engineered to be best girl, everything about her is great.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >her nation doesn't respect her anymore
    >Neuv is chained up in the archon basement alongside Raiden and Nahida, never to be seen again
    >No friends, no family
    >living alone, eating mac all day
    >(You) are now her only friend
    >She doesn't want you to leave her side
    Is there anything more sexy than a slightly broken pure-hearted girl that's emotionally dependant on (You)? I fucking love my Furina.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes me want to DV her and then gaslight her into thinking it's a show of affection and that she deserves it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It makes me want to DV her
        Is this zoomer slang?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jap slang. Stands for domestic violence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well you say you love her but clearly didn't pay attention to her fucking quest if that's your take

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stoic male x Dumb female is my OTP, and also I find it funny how they are keen to giving us a sword used regional gf, pretty specific if you ask me

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be frank i didn't get the point of the Fortuna (the ship they were making in the prison).
    It felt more like a pointless cameo when it appeared, than something important.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it exists because no one except furina know focalor plans. Obviously it purpose is to save as many citizens as possible when doomsday come

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, i guess Furina would try every possible avenue to save people no matter what, including tasking people to make a noah's ark if all else failed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was entirely Wroithlesley's idea.
          Furina was just playing the role of the archon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In hindsight, the big ship was worthless incase of emergency. The flood happened in an instant, the water appeared out of nowhere, and everybody was drenched. If Neuvillette didn't turn Fontainians human, they would've all melted. The ship wouldn't have saved anyone. People would need at least an hour's notice to be alerted all over Fontaine to head to the flying ship.

      Which makes it all the more funny a flying ship would need a billion anchors.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kojima: you will be ashamed of your words and deeds upon learning about Quiet
    >Mihoyo: Let's up those fucking stakes with Furina
    Furina is a god damn hero, holy fucking shit, she is so good.
    I regret and retrace every word i ever said about her being weak and useless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, she is weak and useless

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised I heard so many people complain
    The archon quest was pretty good.
    I wish there was a bit more of furina stuff at the end rather than everyone else. Her story quest was pretty nice though.
    >you will never cook macaroni with furina as you slowly comfort her and build her confidence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's one thing to bait and switch her and Neuv as the "real archon", but that everyone seemingly turned their back on her after 500 years of torture felt a bit cruel. She should be canonized as a savior and get at least some ceremonial title but gets sent to rot alone as a commoner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girl has been in the spotlight since she was born. If there's anyone who deserves a vacation, it's her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She exists to bear Fontaine's sins. Even if the people are forgiven for their sins, she will never be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The quest itself was alright, but it was dumb how Neuvilette does absolutely everything on his own. Would it kill them to let Traveler (or literally any other character) do anything?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is canonically the strongest playable character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ei could take him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like writing a Justice League story and having Superman do literally everything. Just let some other characters shine too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Traveler's role seems to have a 50/50 shot at being relevant.
        >equal playing field with Venti
        >pawn of Zhongli
        >Yae Miko's fixed Raiden
        >Saved Nahida (though you could argue it was a 'team' effort)
        And now we basically witnessed the hydro archon pass the torch to Neuv.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about that. Take when Navia fell into the water for example. Could easily have been traveler that saved her, but no, Neuvilette just teleports in and saves the day. Wormsley's ship is literally useless.
          Neuv already single-handedly defeats the whale. Why not let some other characters do some minor worthwhile things too?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Silver and Melus saved Navia. Neuvillette was just kind of there being awkward.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's implied that Neuv pulled her out of the water. Melus and Silver prevented her from being instantly dissolved, which is to their credit, but without Neuvilette she would have been a goner.
              Meanwhile traveler just stands around like some cuck being useless. It's just a bit stupid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There were Oceanids in the water that helped her. It's implied that they physically existed and were swimming around her.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, they prevented her from being immediately being absorbed, but Neuvilette was the one who physically pulled her out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We never see it, but to imply that Melus and Silver weren't trying to save Navia and weren't trying to push her out themselves doesn't seem right. Neuvillette was the one who took credit, but he did far less than you think.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not trying to imply anything, I'm just objecting to the way it was presented. And not in a vacuum mind you, it's just that Neuvilette constantly seems to get the credit in this particular AQ.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look. If there was a cutscene with the Traveler doing what you want, the sequence of events still wouldn't work the way you think it would. Navia falls in the sea. Traveler jumps in the sea. Traveler sees 2 Oceanids with Navia. They basically do a hand off. Traveler comes out of the sea with Navia. In that scenario, the traveler does absolutely nothing there too, because we know Oceanids can fly out of water. It would of looked like they handed off Navia simply out of convenience, otherwise they would just dropped her off themselves. There's a little too much going on for anyone to come out looking like a hero.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In that scenario, Traveler and Neuvillette would be making things worse for Navia by getting in their way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >most of the fontaine characters action is getting furina to the trial and acting during it
            Sigewinne was only ever going to get the scene of calling Furina on the primordial water, but man it still hurt.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've been going with Traveler being a witness since Sumeru, he's there to watch things unfold rather than being the savior of the world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Saving Nahida might have been the team effort, but YOU are the one who actually wrecked the mech.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do threads keep getting deleted

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the curse is similar to the one placed on the Khaenri'ans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good point actually, she was basically cursed with the curse of immortality like Dain and Caribert daddy. But with the condition that it'll go away once Focalors die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Took it like a champ though. Dain has swiss cheese memory and Chlothar went insane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're actually right, the catalyst happened 500 years ago, just like the age of Furina, meanwhile the Khaenrians are all insane in one way or another despite being adult veterans when it happened unlike the little teen girl.
          Truly the strongest human!

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember some fags shitting on the narwhale theme for being "zoomer dubstep" trash
    >It's not only good, but extremely fitting and hyping in the game
    Once again i am reminded of why i should pay these chumps no mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it seemed out of place, but because it was out of place it felt hype inducing. It helped with the feeling that you're fighting something not of this world.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait how did Furina know that the Traveler's a Descender when even Neuvillette didn't know. The only ones who know about that are Paimon, Venti, Zhongli, Mona, Albedo, Ei, Nahida, the Fatui and the Hexenzirkel. Does she have spies in the Fatui?

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, I hate her
    She is so fucking DUMB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use her E in some quest battle on the shore
      >after I win, a dialogue pops up
      >as it proceeds, see the trio beating up some seals in the background
      >mfw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >teleport to a waypoint underwater
        >her mob squad start ganging up on some sealife I didn’t want to attack
        They are cute, but terribly vicious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what she fucking gets for bullying Crabbella with rock paper scissor

      That was entirely Wroithlesley's idea.
      Furina was just playing the role of the archon

      She may have pretended, but she did try to find solutions for the prophecy all the time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the real reason she was given a vision was so the gods could continue to punish her
      She doesn't deserve it...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >motion blur
      Nigga turn that shit OFF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having the framerate locked to 60 fps on a 144hz monitor feels like shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, your vsync?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Serves you right for buying a meme monitor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          freesyncgsyncvrr?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not getting screen tearing, the game is just locked to 60 fps.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda surprised her "kills your party to boost damage" from the very early leaks turned out to be true.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it turns out she wasn't the hydro archon
    Weren't people meme'ing that anyone doubting Furina as archon was dumb?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was an Archon, at one point. She's like Zhongli.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck? How is Furina in any way similar to Zhongli? Furina is literally just a puddle of water in the shape of Focalar.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          VGH... POEPLE ARE BEGGING FOR THE SKIP DIALOGUE BUTTON BUT CANT FUCKING READ FOR THEMSELVES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Focalors was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and that's she's a 4D chessmaster, that she's a genocider who learned that violence is not the answer but will fuck you up if you piss her off etc.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin is not a videogame. Get your own gambling board along with all the other gacha trashposters.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Furina was Best Girl in 4.0
    >Continues to be Best Girl now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Melus and Silver right?
      Best NPCs right there

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silver and Melus don't come back
    I-Is there still hope?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He didn't get Otterman
    Your loss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wheezes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meta slave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lasering everything would have gotten old to me in a week, and the tiny quirks he had that could have made him neat in writing are overshadowed by “he needs to be the Kazuha of this region and be super strong and have the cool moments”.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly it, he's the Kazoo of Fontaine. I didn't mind either character at first, but this constant fellatio gets old real fast.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to mention Alhaitham, but Alhaitham didn't come close to either of these two. Admittedly that may make him slightly more boring.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alhaitham had a similar situation at the beginning. I was totally on-board with him the first time we meet him, but then he's made grand sage and everyone claims he's a fucking genius for every little thing.
            All things considered, he was considerably LESS wanked than both Kazoo and Neuv though, which is why I give him a pass. (Especially compared to the theories that he was the actual Dendro archon. Ironic that this pretty much happened in Fontaine.)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know they want to sell male characters, but the "important guy of the region" thing is eyerolling. They don't do it in a way where I can put on my retard goggles and appreciate it in something like a shonenshit aspect either.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I just wish they toned it down a little. It's not even a gender thing, I think Yelan has pretty poor characterization too, even if I think her gameplay is amazing and design sexy. (Though it's a trait much more common in male characters overall.)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neuv is fucking boring, Wrio is the actual gigachad. Still didn't roll on either because I was saving for Furina

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrio would have got my roll if I wasn't saving for other characters I want much more. Most of it is just him being a punch character and I can't say a lot of it is due to him or the prison since the prison was not great.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but then he's made grand sage and everyone claims he's a fucking genius for every little thing.
              To be fair, he is. Dude went with all this trouble just to keep his cushy secretary job where he can do whatever the fuck he wants all day, He declined the Grand Sage position and at that point he definitely was the last high ranking dude left before they could elect replacements.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but the point is that the writers made him that way. He's wanked quite a bit too, it's just pretty minor compared to Kazoo and Neuvilette.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got c0 Furina and her pimp cane, now to save for her rapist or Nahida whichever runs first.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they put this shit in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop it, Paimon. Why are you smiling at me like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean she is the real mastermind and villain of the game

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Neuvilette passively makes it rain when he's sad
    >Raiden passively creates thunderstorms when she's vexed

    Weird. Raiden never had the Electro Sovereign's Authority, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neuv makes it rain without Sovereign Authority too. He literally JUST got it this quest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the archons have the authority of their element.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was Ei ever officially recognized as the new Inazuma archon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The citizens don't even realize there used to have 2 archons. They just know she has a cool sword and hope they won't get killed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The authority is there for nobody to ask in the first place.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Authority has nothing to do with changing weather. Neuvillette has been crying out in the world before he got his power up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I mean recognized by Celestia.
            Her sister died, she took the sword and the gnosis and went back to Inazuma. In mortal terms, it makes sense for her to rule the nation after her sister, but in divine terms, did the succession happen?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Celestia's has been silent/vacant for the last 500 years ever since the Cataclysm. Celestia doesn't know shit about the changes in the world.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, I'm wondering if Makoto's authority just automatically transferred over to Ei

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and then it transferred to Scaramouche and then it transferred to Yae and then it transferred to Scaramouche again and then it transferred to Nahida and then it transferred to Dottore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, it's hard to say with Ei. The issue with her is that shecwas already strong as fuck before becoming Archon. So it's impossible to tell whether she properly received the Authority or not. And unlike with Liyue and Sumeru, the Electro Gnosis was apparently never used for anything, meaning there's no clear benefit that we can measure. Morax's Gnosis amped up his mora distribution while Buer's powered the Akasha. Also, Rukkhadevada created the rainforest with the Gnosis, which implies she couldn't have done this prior to receiving it. But as far as I'm aware, the Electro Gnosis went completely unused so we have no way of knowing if Raiden ever possessed the Sovereign's Authority.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the electro dragon got it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was a doppelganger, everyone thought they were one and the same. (Nobody calls them Ei or Makoto, only the Raiden Shogun.)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like the ground quakes when Zhongli's feeling wistful. Nahida doesn't cause excessive plant growth when sje's sad. Only Neuvilette and Raiden have showcased this trait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the wind blows whenever Venti farts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >John lee shit rock whenever he reminiscing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ei is literally a lightning with boobs, it might have something to do with that.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Childe being chased
    >Neuvilettle detained thanks to fake melusine porn Furina planted
    >Lynet is the one drowning now
    Why does Furina hate men

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is bigger bully bait, Furina or Childe?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YER GONNA EAT LIGHTNING AND YER GONNA CRAP THUNDER

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if there are Poissonians picketing on the streets, demanding that Furina be punished for her "negligence".

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MioMio?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Check the fat man's bed next door.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the seat of tge Hydro Archon is gone, why are the Statues of the Seven in Fontaine still active?

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >won THREE Furina coinflips in a row
    Dumb fucking brat sucked out all my luck, rape correction is needed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explode

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your worst lucky rolls bros.
    This was mine at Ganyu's first banner. Never even used Ganyu yet and i never cared for her to begin with.
    Why couldn't it have been Hu Tao or Ei...

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is so boring though. Literally an E bot worse than Yae. At least she press E three times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but she is better for raping than the fox

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the fun in raping Furina when she's already mentally broken? Breaking down a haughty hag who always feels in control would be much more satisfying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EEEQEEE

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend around 200 rolls for Furina
    >Only got C0
    >But C7 Charlotte
    Meanwhile when i rolled for Rosaria because i wanted her i didn't get her in 300 rolls. (and then got her on the first 10 roll standard banner after she left)
    Fuck the desire detector.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4* having no pity is the biggest bullshit in this game. Took me almost 3 years to get a single Rosaria. Can't even use her because she's trash without at least c2.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I do the last Narzissenkreuz quest before act 5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No need. It isn't related or referenced in any way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about the other world quests? Are any of them better to do storywise before the archon quest?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The world quests are a self contained thing (that is related to each other), and the archon quest is another. Neither relies on the other besides the basic knowledge you get from just playing and talking to NPCs.
          Both are worth doing for different reasons.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how OP is she in comparison to the other archons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 6000 years old God consider her his equal.
      In terms of Meta, she is pretty much the best universal buffer since Bennett.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        any constellation bait?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her C2 makes her the absolute best among the best, and worthy of practically any team setup.
          But at C0 she's still pretty much Shenhe, bennett, and other buffers rolled into one, but universal and slightly better at it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bennett still has a top tier in that he heals and buffs at the same time. Also, sunfire.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Furina heals too you know? And instead of stopping at 70% health, any "overheal" just buffs the squad even more.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She can't heal and buff at the same time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually wrong. In her healer mode, any heal over max HP of any char besides herself gives them an ATK buff that can become pretty insane if you make a heal Furina.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Furina's heals are ass since you have to choose between them and the rest of her kit. They are more for convenience when exploring than actual combat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The 6000 years old God consider her his equal
        Focalors, not Furina

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, new profile dialogue. He's specifically referring to the human version.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not an Archon. The fujohomos made great effort to split Furina (the normal human) from Focalors (the archon). Furina is a playable normal human with a normal vision, Focalors is dead and unplayable. They are telling you to get Neuv.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They are telling you to get Neuv.
        Really? My dick told me to roll for Furina de Fountain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The fujohomos made great effort to split Furina (the normal human) from Focalors (the archon)
        why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because you believe shitposts so easily if they contain just a grain of truth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because they hate straight males.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come to think of it, even though Furina isn't a god, she still has a "divine" constellation like the Archons, Don Sombrero and the Traveler.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only question about Furina is if she was created by Focalors, or an actual normal teen who was "taken in" by Focalors and made to look like her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Focalors was an Oceanid who was turned human. After Egeria died, Focalors the Oceanid-turned-human became a god. Then, for her plan, she extracted her own divinity and memories and placed them in the Oratrice, constructing a new personality in her original body and naming it Furina.

      Furina is literally Focalors' original body except with zero divinity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was created, Focalor goes the extra mile to point out how proud she is of Furina's humain nature and behavior, underlining that it wasn't a given.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Focatoes succulent toes in my mouth

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ei and Makoto
    >Nahida and Rukkhadevata
    >Furina and Focalors
    What's up with Mihoyo giving girl archons a counterpart?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furina was never archon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically neither was Ei.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ei and Makoto were both archons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, Ei was her twin, and basically a weapon of war or as Ei explains it, her shadow (opposite). Ei only became an "archon" once Makoto passed on her will to Ei.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Archons is a seat anon, a job, not a race.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, Ei was her twin, and basically a weapon of war or as Ei explains it, her shadow (opposite). Ei only became an "archon" once Makoto passed on her will to Ei.

              Yae literally says that inazuma had two archons Ei and Makoto.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't grasp basic analogies
                That's a you issue. Do you also believe Fischl to really be an interdimensional traveller? I mean, she said so, so it has to be taken on a literal note!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every single lore autist says that Ei is the current archon and Makoto is her older sister who were previous electro archon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Considering she is honkai 3rd and honkai is on a different branch of the imaginary tree, essentially another dimension, she total is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure she's just a video game char in H3

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well yes, h3 is a video game. I'd imagine so.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Ei was her twin, and basically a weapon of war or as Ei explains it, her shadow (opposite). Ei only became an "archon" once Makoto passed on her will to Ei.

          If you want to be pedantic about it, yes, Makoto was the "official" archon, but she wouldn't have won the archon war without Ei disintegrating all their enemies

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too dumb to observe Furina's stacking damage with C2. I just know that the crab sometimes hits a 30k with high stacks and at 70 6/6 and that's enough to get me to laugh since it's already very high for a random turret character to hit.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pulled furina
    >no idea how to use her
    >barely built her
    >brought her to abyss with neuvillette for shit and giggles
    >they're actually melting everything, much faster than neuvillette alone
    what the fuck?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Neuvillette and a hydro buffer kill stuff faster than Neuv alone
      Really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ya really! Bet u didn't know!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as i said, i have no idea what furina actually does other than summoning three turrets/a healer

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I missing anything related to the main plot if I just skip world quests dialogues?

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here, i improved Furina for you, bros

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will continue to run c6 shogun in a harem of inazuma electro girls and no one (save electro abyss mages) will stop me.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best female healer for Furina?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't one. roll fagizu or hope an upcoming character does the job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jean is her best healer iirc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noelle

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >officially the worst archon
    yeah you can't tell me this game isn't for homosexuals. they release a fun to play, unique on-field male DPS and follow it by the most anticipated archon, put her on a trash banner, give her a trash weapon, and all she's good for is press Q and switch to another character. basically a hydro support 4*, but worse
    oh and she drains HP. just because.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hag CHADS, when will it be our time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soonTM

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear to god if they give her a different outfit, one that is NOT a bodysuit I will storm hoyo HQ with a knife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much for the rest of Fontaine.
      >Navia
      >Cloud Retainer
      >Clorinde
      >Arlecchino
      Let's just hope they're not all trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welkin bros, I'm coming back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Navia's animations are kino, we're back.

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flopina.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flopping on my dick

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Autosaged
    Classic

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda happy we still managed to reach 470 posts

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like tranny janny is awake.
    Ill see you lads tomorrow.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It takes roughly 10-15 minutes to walk from Liyue to Inazuma with Furina

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love furina

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