It would be wise to enter this covenant

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally does nothing

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes or no motherfricker

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there a private server for ptde? and no I'm not going to play the demastered redarded shitfrick edition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      boo hoo they made da armor 10% less shiny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they fricked up the multiplayer changing the level ranges. forest isnt its own special range anymore iirc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          your complaint is it's harder to find people to play against? lmao as if ptde is a better choice for that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >boo hoo they made da armor 10% less shiny
        >oh and fricked up some random mechanics like dead angling, moronic antifun multiplayer matching, implemented an anticheat that doesn't work and will randomly ban you cause frick you, copied dsfix and made it worse in the process
        >that'll be 59.99 goy!
        no.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dead angling
          lmao
          >random bans
          works on my machine
          >unprompted antisemitic dogwhistle (goy)
          sir this is a video games board

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My points still stand my fellow white man. Still not giving From money for making the game worse, in particular not after they re-released ds2 and fricked with the multiplayer pool by splitting it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >kvetching

            My points still stand my fellow white man. Still not giving From money for making the game worse, in particular not after they re-released ds2 and fricked with the multiplayer pool by splitting it.

            why did you call the israelite a white man?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Jews are Schrödinger's whites. Put someone with a white skin color in a box, and you can't say whether he's a israelite. Open the box to measure the nose and swoosh your bank account has already been attacked directly by some sort of caballistic mysticism and your neighboors are now Black folk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The only porpoise of the game is to look prettier
        >It looks worse
        Yeah I'm not playing that shitty cashgrab

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >porpoise
          What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >worse graphics
        >worse multiplayer
        >no bugs patched
        >new bugs introduced
        >game speed tied to frame rate

        I don't mind a good remake/remaster but this one was ridiculously bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On PS3 online works, it's free and it doesn't look moronic like demastered

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        does it work with rpcs3?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to attack you out of principle.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the first time I got to that area I ground out the 10k souls to buy the key and I got raped up the shitter for a solid two hours before I was able to get to her and pacify everyone else. I assumed it was early game content because why else would the key so clearly be on sale?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people grinding souls games?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because I wanted to enter that area as soon as I could dude didnt you read what I posted?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why not simply play the game and go back to buy the key when 10k souls means a lot less?
          Also wasn't the crest 20k or am I misremembering?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was 20k like

            it was 10/10 farming spot, so good it was actually drastically nerfed. or maybe they "nerfed" the content to make it easier, i dont even know anymore but every single npc used to respawn on release.

            Also it is 20k souls to get the key, so that should have been your first clue its not early game area, the boss before the merchant gives like half that. also you can just kill the hydra and not buy the key, hehe.

            said, but I'm the sort of person who wants to at least attempt to explore every area accessible to me as soon as possible even if I get walled at a certain point. I was able to take out the first two guys but the toll of fighting the rest kept killing me. After a few more tries I was able to slowly proceed further and further until I killed them all, but if I had kept being destroyed I absolutely would have eaten the souls loss and moved on.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He already answered, are you dumb? He wanted to go in there immediately, so he did what was necessary to do so.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it was 10/10 farming spot, so good it was actually drastically nerfed. or maybe they "nerfed" the content to make it easier, i dont even know anymore but every single NPC used to respawn on release.

      Also it is 20k souls to get the key, so that should have been your first clue its not early game area, the boss before the merchant gives like half that. also you can just kill the hydra and not buy the key, hehe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did the same thing on the tree enemies right beside the door lmao

      Why not simply play the game and go back to buy the key when 10k souls means a lot less?
      Also wasn't the crest 20k or am I misremembering?

      it took a few hours

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did the same thing on the tree enemies right beside the door lmao

      [...]
      it took a few hours

      You two are so stupid you could be playtesters for Valve.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How is it stupid? I've played the game more than you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, because you wasted your time grinding

          Theres nothing stupid about that thought pattern
          >wow that keys expensive I'll probably have to come back much later for it
          >oh shit the door is literally half a mile away its clearly got some good shit behind it to cost me 20,000 power nodes
          >*grind*
          >*clear the area"
          >yeah thats some good XP and a fantastic bow

          Nothing moronic about wasting hours grinding just to get to a useless place early

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How is it a waste if I enjoyed it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ignore the moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >enjoy running the same route, killing the same enemies
              autism sure is something

              >useless place

              Yo this homie never used bows

              what do bows have to do with the fact that there's jack to do in that area at lower levels?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're already dead

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you stupid? Thats where you get the Black Bow of Pharis, arguably the best bow in the game. As for what you said to the other anon, most of us have multiple monitors so you can put on Law and Order while grinding, or even a laptop if youre on console

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're already dead

                Add flip ring, Shiva's armor, cool hat, hornet ring and Shiva's shop in your first visit to lower blightown to that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In order to get any of those you need to be later in the game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not the bow

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again, can't be used because low level

                I spent a few hours grinding the souls and progressing through the game because I was interested in what the area had to offer, and yes, once I quickly realized it was doable at my low level I decided to persevere. The game was interesting enough for me to do that. If I wasnt having fun I probably would have dropped it or rushed through areas rather than take my time to explore.

                Again, autism

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, autism
                So what? If I want to grind my entire Final Fantasy IV party to max level outside of Baron, who cares? Does it trigger you?
                >Again, can't be used because low level
                It has a 9STR and 13 DEX requirement, depending on what class you choose that's more than usable at that point in the game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It only needs 18 dex the frick are you on about

                >13 Dex
                >is 18
                >10k souls
                >is 20k
                Boy I'm on a fricking roll tonight arent I

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is what grinding does to you

                It only needs 18 dex the frick are you on about

                You'd have no reason to bump your dex to 18 so early.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, thats what Tito's vodka does to me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're genuinely moronic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >t.guy responsible for the ent genocide

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the homie got the Balder Side Sword early, that's reason enough to bump Dex to meet the STR requirement and be close enough to the DEX requirement. Did you even play Dark Souls? Because you talk like you've read a wiki and watched an LP of it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even if he did Balder is 14. And no new player would use it because the base damage is low compared even to the basic weapons most classes come with and you are way to low level for scalling to make a real difference.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It had fast attacks and a cool moveset, most people would use it based off that alone. My first playthrough of BB I used the Threaded Cane the whole time because I loved the attacks even though its not nearly as cool as some other weapons, especially if you went into Chalice Dungeons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Kill butterfly
                >Level up 4 times
                Literally end game weapon holy shit

                Sure you did all of that on your first playthrough

                And that is relevant to this discussion how?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because the discussion started because anon decided to grind souls on his first playthrough to get the crest.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Moving the goalposts huh? Did i claimed that i did that? Does that change the fact that you claimed that there's was nothing important in that area when in fact there are a few very good items there?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It only needs 18 dex the frick are you on about

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Join covenant
                >Spawns ninja and Shiva
                >Kill ninja to get flip ring
                >Kill Shiva to get murakumo
                >Hornet ring doesn't even require you to activate sifs boss fight
                >Shiva's armor is just lying on the ground
                >Don't kill Shiva and ninja and then he moves to lower blightown
                >Kill hunter to get bow and hat
                No it fricking doesn't, I've done all of those things in the early game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you did all of that on your first playthrough

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So you spend hours having so much fun with a game that you start beating your meat to trannies, just so you can unlock a door to get a bow that you can't use because you're like level 10, maybe 15.
                And I'm the stupid one?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I spent a few hours grinding the souls and progressing through the game because I was interested in what the area had to offer, and yes, once I quickly realized it was doable at my low level I decided to persevere. The game was interesting enough for me to do that. If I wasnt having fun I probably would have dropped it or rushed through areas rather than take my time to explore.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >useless place

            Yo this homie never used bows

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >407 hours
          >25/41 achievements

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's what happens when you waste few hours grinding every time you see a locked door

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Theres nothing stupid about that thought pattern
        >wow that keys expensive I'll probably have to come back much later for it
        >oh shit the door is literally half a mile away its clearly got some good shit behind it to cost me 20,000 power nodes
        >*grind*
        >*clear the area"
        >yeah thats some good XP and a fantastic bow

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yo new guy join my covenant or else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tarkus armor
      El basado supremo.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post the fricking meme, you homosexuals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      U mean this one

      I will post it if u ask nicely

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ahh yeah, that's the stuff. laff evrtime.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *kills all forest Black folk*
        what know fatso

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lul

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would bend over and rape in a totally loving and respectable way.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you would be better off joining mine

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cat souls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why is dark souls 3 so bad? No cat NPC to talk to.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Really wish From would go back to doing good covenants
    They've never been perfect but a few tweaks could really add an extra layer to their future games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      really wish from would go back to doing good npcs
      I'll keep saying it, not one fricker since has done anything as cool as gough

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